Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:33 pm

Imperial Idaho wrote:
Need a Name wrote:Why so much hate against Hoi III?

This is why.

Fucking obliterated.

by **Imperial Idaho** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:48 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Imperial Idaho wrote:This is why.
Fucking obliterated.

They sunk the fuck out of my battleship.

by **The Canadian North-West** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:55 pm

Imperial Idaho wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Fucking obliterated.

They sunk the fuck out of my battleship.

*All of your Battleships

by **Polar Svalbard** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:04 pm

I love when all I see in the side bar is, Filleting Children.

by **Imperial Idaho** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:42 pm

Oh hurr durr just my German Empire. Guess I'll invade Sweden since I'm blocked normally.

WE ARE AT THE GATES OF MOSCOW! FOR THE KAISER!

I write stuff · by **New Grestin** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:56 pm

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:it just feels so good playing as the country of your origin doesn't it

Except if you're Albanian and the Ottomans decide to have a second breakfast after Byzantium.

Then you're just fucked.

by **Imperial Idaho** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:39 pm

New Grestin wrote:
Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:it just feels so good playing as the country of your origin doesn't it

Except if you're Albanian and the Ottomans decide to have a second breakfast after Byzantium.

Then you're just fucked.

cough cough

by **Altito Asmoro** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:07 pm

The Canadian North-West wrote:Hello everyone! So, I've been trying out EU4, and I like it. The furthest I've gotten was the mid-1600s as Portugal, where I then decided I will not see out the rest of the game because.. well, I don't know really, but anyways, I wanted to know: What do you guys think are good starter nations?

Colonization, pick Portugal or Castille.
European domination, France, Austria, Burgundy, or Ottoman.
General domination, France or Ottoman.

If you want a starter nation for Horde and Steppe Nomads, Timurids.

by **Transoxthraxia** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:08 pm

Altito Asmoro wrote:
The Canadian North-West wrote:Hello everyone! So, I've been trying out EU4, and I like it. The furthest I've gotten was the mid-1600s as Portugal, where I then decided I will not see out the rest of the game because.. well, I don't know really, but anyways, I wanted to know: What do you guys think are good starter nations?

Colonization, pick Portugal or Castille.
European domination, France, Austria, Burgundy, or Ottoman.
General domination, France or Ottoman.

If you want a starter nation for Horde and Steppe Nomads, Timurids.

Oirat also falls into that last category.

by **Altito Asmoro** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:14 pm

Transoxthraxia wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Colonization, pick Portugal or Castille.
European domination, France, Austria, Burgundy, or Ottoman.
General domination, France or Ottoman.

If you want a starter nation for Horde and Steppe Nomads, Timurids.

Oirat also falls into that last category.

lie

timur stronkest horde

by **Renoa** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:13 pm

Altito Asmoro wrote:
The Canadian North-West wrote:Hello everyone! So, I've been trying out EU4, and I like it. The furthest I've gotten was the mid-1600s as Portugal, where I then decided I will not see out the rest of the game because.. well, I don't know really, but anyways, I wanted to know: What do you guys think are good starter nations?

Colonization, pick Portugal or Castille.
European domination, France, Austria, Burgundy, or Ottoman.
General domination, France or Ottoman.

If you want a starter nation for Horde and Steppe Nomads, Timurids.

Colonization but you also hate yourself: England, Scotland, or Norway.

by **Emilio Aguinaldo** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:34 pm

this guy is a product of AI eugenics...son of the man who owned 1 province and culled his way to become the emperor and made the HRE hereditary.

by **Shaggai** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:48 pm

Current state of Ethiopia. Persia unfortunately took Yerevan, but I'm closing in on Alexandria. I just hope I can get it before the Ottomans do, because there's no way in hell I can fight them.

by **Genivaria** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:13 pm

I have a request.
Can ya'll try opening up your TW games?
I try to open Shogun 2 and it tells me the game is corrupted, I tried to open Napoleon and it won't open at all.

Shaggai wrote:Current state of Ethiopia. Persia unfortunately took Yerevan, but I'm closing in on Alexandria. I just hope I can get it before the Ottomans do, because there's no way in hell I can fight them.

*clap* *clap* *clap*
Well done.

by **Wisconsin9** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:14 pm

Shaggai wrote:Current state of Ethiopia. Persia unfortunately took Yerevan, but I'm closing in on Alexandria. I just hope I can get it before the Ottomans do, because there's no way in hell I can fight them.

"Ethiopian Arabia", as if it wasn't twenty miles away.

by **Genivaria** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:14 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Shaggai wrote:Current state of Ethiopia. Persia unfortunately took Yerevan, but I'm closing in on Alexandria. I just hope I can get it before the Ottomans do, because there's no way in hell I can fight them.

"Ethiopian Arabia", as if it wasn't twenty miles away.

Technically that strait crosses into Asia.

by **Wisconsin9** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:22 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:"Ethiopian Arabia", as if it wasn't twenty miles away.

Technically that strait crosses into Asia.

I just thought it was a bit funny to label it separately when it's as good as contiguous.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:57 am

Polar Svalbard wrote:I love when all I see in the side bar is, Filleting Children.

All is as Martin wills it.

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:(Image) this guy is a product of AI eugenics...son of the man who owned 1 province and culled his way to become the emperor and made the HRE hereditary.

He is worthy... of being the emperor

Imperial Idaho wrote:Oh hurr durr just my German Empire. Guess I'll invade Sweden since I'm blocked normally.

WE ARE AT THE GATES OF MOSCOW! FOR THE KAISER!

What the hell happened to your national unity?

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:39 am

Right, going to change the poll to favourite out of the same games listed.

And ill make another spoiler in the OP that will list the polls and the most voted option.

And Remember folks, loyal thread participants will vote in the polls, or else Bralia will fillet their children with eating utensils.

by **Jumhuriyah Hindustan** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:18 am

>tfw eu4 crashes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by **Bralia** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:18 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Right, going to change the poll to favourite out of the same games listed.

And ill make another spoiler in the OP that will list the polls and the most voted option.

And Remember folks, loyal thread participants will vote in the polls, or else Bralia will fillet their children with eating utensils.

It's funny that you say that, considering how I never voted in the last poll. I refuse to acknowledge any Paradox title as a least favorite.

This poll, on the other hand, is one I'll vote on. EUIV is my favorite gameplay-wise, Victoria 2 is my favorite thematically-wise. EUIV claims the vote because I've played so much more of it than any of the other games and that's likely to never change. EUIV mechanics are constantly and consistently continuing to entertain me, which is a great thing considering that I can't seem to play anything smaller than, or in a weaker position than, Denmark.

by **New Communist and Socialist Unions** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:19 am

Heavily modded game, I made a Frankenstein of pieces of other mods, made it breed with original CK2, and voila, this. I also added some shit like giving all Altaic cultures the invasion CB, new titles, and the like... Also, how to change province culture to Pommeranian without bordering?

Note: Uses a very old and pirated edition I got from a friend... The version it says to me is 1.0.0 (insert random letters here)
Other note: My character lucked the fuck out and got a shit ton of stewardship stew.

by **New Communist and Socialist Unions** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:25 am

New Communist and Socialist Unions wrote:
(Image)

Heavily modded game, I made a Frankenstein of pieces of other mods, made it breed with original CK2, and voila, this. I also added some shit like giving all Altaic cultures the invasion CB, new titles, and the like... Also, how to change province culture to Pommeranian without bordering?

Note: Uses a very old and pirated edition I got from a friend... The version it says to me is 1.0.0 (insert random letters here)
Other note: My character lucked the fuck out and got a shit ton of stewardship stew.

Also added a value that let pagans loose, allowing them to holy war almost everything to oblivion.

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:27 am

New Communist and Socialist Unions wrote:
New Communist and Socialist Unions wrote:
(Image)

Heavily modded game, I made a Frankenstein of pieces of other mods, made it breed with original CK2, and voila, this. I also added some shit like giving all Altaic cultures the invasion CB, new titles, and the like... Also, how to change province culture to Pommeranian without bordering?

Note: Uses a very old and pirated edition I got from a friend... The version it says to me is 1.0.0 (insert random letters here)
Other note: My character lucked the fuck out and got a shit ton of stewardship stew.

Also added a value that let pagans loose, allowing them to holy war almost everything to oblivion.

Do you own Stellaris?

by **Prusslandia** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:28 am

Any recommended CK2 total conversion mods?

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