Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

by **Emilio Aguinaldo** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:37 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:That never stopped the modding community! Just you wait a few years Sheepmod. We will have our perfect hybrid.

Yes, but then I don't know which one I should play now.

Pick one

Germanic, higher force limit=more troops.
more troops=bigger stick
bigger stick=better diplomacy

by **Ithalian Empire** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:42 pm

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Yes, but then I don't know which one I should play now.

Pick one

Germanic, higher force limit=more troops.
more troops=bigger stick
bigger stick=better diplomacy

But it's Prussia, just get yourself some %145 morale and your golden.

by **Genivaria** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:38 pm

I am concerned yet bemused.
Now I'm concerned. Wat do.

by **Anywhere Else But Here** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:58 pm

Genivaria wrote:I am concerned yet bemused.
Now I'm concerned. Wat do.

Make them keep dancing until they get it out their system.

by **Renoa** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:58 pm

Genivaria wrote:I am concerned yet bemused.
Now I'm concerned. Wat do.

You're also at war, albeit about to win, but yeah, those peasants doing the can-can are the biggest source of problems for you right now.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:00 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:We need more nordic greatness so ^

Yesssss, Norse ftw

Norse and French? :eyebrow:

Sure, in Normandie, but the rest of France, hardly

Anyway, started a Norse Prussia (slightly bigger starting country than last time, I wiped out 'Prussians' because I don't want to burden fictive historians there). Becoming Prussia gave me a claim on Notec (and Memel). The missions gave me an instant claim on Warsaw. I waited until the end of the first month, Poland had not declared war. And go! 2 years later, 2 provinces in my pocket, and lots of AE with the slavic faith countries around me. Good thing there's also Romuva. Curonia and Pomerania both look nice. Pomerania is a rival and has no allies. So let's do that one first. And then see how the world hates me.

by **Genivaria** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:00 pm

Renoa wrote:
Genivaria wrote:I am concerned yet bemused.
Now I'm concerned. Wat do.

You're also at war, albeit about to win, but yeah, those peasants doing the can-can are the biggest source of problems for you right now.

Oh nonsense tis just the Scots.

by **Genivaria** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:25 pm

Not even the Empress is safe from the demon baby.

by **Genivaria** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:04 pm

Soooo the Pope declared a crusade for Jerusalem and as I was debating whether or not to join I remembered that I REALLY like having a vassal Pope.
So I declared war for the Papacy while the Pope's 5k men were in Armenia. :lol:

by **Renoa** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:27 pm

Genivaria wrote:Soooo the Pope declared a crusade for Jerusalem and as I was debating whether or not to join I remembered that I REALLY like having a vassal Pope.
So I declared war for the Papacy while the Pope's 5k men were in Armenia.

People like you are the reason Deus Vult can't have nice things.

by **Genivaria** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:33 pm

Renoa wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Soooo the Pope declared a crusade for Jerusalem and as I was debating whether or not to join I remembered that I REALLY like having a vassal Pope.
So I declared war for the Papacy while the Pope's 5k men were in Armenia.

People like you are the reason Deus Vult can't have nice things.

So the Crusade is over and well..."Bagpipes intensify"

by **Genivaria** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:48 pm

So my Steward who held FOUR duchies and controlled half of the realm's forces ( and whom I was looking for a way to kill) was just killed by a mob of peasants.
Yes....horrible.

by **Impaled Nazarene** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:46 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Renoa wrote:People like you are the reason Deus Vult can't have nice things.

So the Crusade is over and well..."Bagpipes intensify"

MAkes me proud

by **Altito Asmoro** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:49 pm

Genivaria wrote:Soooo the Pope declared a crusade for Jerusalem and as I was debating whether or not to join I remembered that I REALLY like having a vassal Pope.
So I declared war for the Papacy while the Pope's 5k men were in Armenia.

Gud. Papa proud.

Genivaria wrote:
Renoa wrote:People like you are the reason Deus Vult can't have nice things.

So the Crusade is over and well..."Bagpipes intensify"

Scotland in Jerusalem sounds totally not weird at all after all these years.

by **Genivaria** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:00 pm

Altito Asmoro wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Soooo the Pope declared a crusade for Jerusalem and as I was debating whether or not to join I remembered that I REALLY like having a vassal Pope.
So I declared war for the Papacy while the Pope's 5k men were in Armenia.

Gud. Papa proud.
Genivaria wrote:So the Crusade is over and well..."Bagpipes intensify"

Scotland in Jerusalem sounds totally not weird at all after all these years.

And they only have about 3k men right now.
How did they take Jerusalem!?

by **Lunas Legion** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:56 am

Genivaria wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Gud. Papa proud.

Scotland in Jerusalem sounds totally not weird at all after all these years.

And they only have about 3k men right now.
How did they take Jerusalem!?

Because DEUS VULT.

by **Bralia** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:10 am

Build-A-Goverment is the new fashion shocking the new galactic economy! A few tweaks and you've got yourself a personal slaving empire! Tweak it just a little differently and can have tree-hugging hippy democracies! It's fun for the whole family!

by **Ifreann** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:38 am

Bralia wrote:Build-A-Goverment is the new fashion shocking the new galactic economy! A few tweaks and you've got yourself a personal slaving empire! Tweak it just a little differently and can have tree-hugging hippy democracies! It's fun for the whole family!

For example, the Citizen Service Civic ties citizenship to military service, so that only species with Full Military Service are afforded the right to vote and become leaders.

by **Great Nepal** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:56 am

Bralia wrote:Build-A-Goverment is the new fashion shocking the new galactic economy! A few tweaks and you've got yourself a personal slaving empire! Tweak it just a little differently and can have tree-hugging hippy democracies! It's fun for the whole family!

At what point does an update stop being an update and becomes a whole brand new game?

by **Ifreann** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:01 am

Great Nepal wrote:
Bralia wrote:Build-A-Goverment is the new fashion shocking the new galactic economy! A few tweaks and you've got yourself a personal slaving empire! Tweak it just a little differently and can have tree-hugging hippy democracies! It's fun for the whole family!

At what point does an update stop being an update and becomes a whole brand new game?

Stellaris 2: Utopia.

by **Impaled Nazarene** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:04 am

When Italy give you their entire army in one expeditionary force. GOD I LOVE HOI4, FUCK HOI3.

by **Ifreann** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:11 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:When Italy give you their entire army in one expeditionary force. GOD I LOVE HOI4, FUCK HOI3.

Send them to invade Greece, that totally worked out.

by **Bralia** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:22 am

Also, you know that new, possibly fertile system that NASA just discovered? It's already been implemented to be a system in Stellaris.

by **Alvecia** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:23 am

Bralia wrote:Also, you know that new, possibly fertile system that NASA just discovered? It's already been implemented to be a system in Stellaris.

Shit like this is why I love Paradox. It's the little things.

by **Bralia** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:49 am

HoI4 1.3.3 is now out. If you were waiting for the 100% final changelog, here it is.

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