Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[Genivaria]

"Give this man a crowbar, he shall save the Human race"



Also poll suggestions you secretly sunni denizens of the paradox thread.

Best way to destroy planets. I support telefragging and hyperspace ramming.

Oh oh! Can eat it with Nanites Grey Goo style?

[Impaled Nazarene]

Huskar, Can I haz Death Star?

[Rannoria]

My plebeians.

I have returned.

[The Huskar Social Union]

My plebeians.

I have returned.

Welcome back comrade.

Your sentence to the Gulag has been extended by an additional month, please go with these armed men into the back of this truck.

Huskar, Can I haz Death Star?

No, its a waste of money, im going to build hundreds of thousands of new ships and invest in planetary infrastructure projects instead.

[Eol Sha]

My plebeians.

I have returned.

Welcome back comrade.

Your sentence to the Gulag has been extended by an additional month, please go with these armed men into the back of this truck.

Huskar, Can I haz Death Star?

No, its a waste of money, im going to build hundreds of thousands of new ships and invest in planetary infrastructure projects instead.

What kind of evil lord are you? Money sinks are the way to go!

[The Huskar Social Union]

Welcome back comrade.

Your sentence to the Gulag has been extended by an additional month, please go with these armed men into the back of this truck.


No, its a waste of money, im going to build hundreds of thousands of new ships and invest in planetary infrastructure projects instead.

What kind of evil lord are you? Money sinks are the way to go!

A smart evil lord, a practical evil lord.

One who has a long track record of victory due to not wasting money on stupid shit.

Mostly that is.

Fear and loyalty can be maintained by fleets of hundreds of thousands of ships just as well, if not better that one or two planetary annihilation devices.

Also im not evil, just misunderstood.

[Great Nepal]

What kind of evil lord are you? Money sinks are the way to go!

A smart evil lord, a practical evil lord.

One who has a long track record of victory due to not wasting money on stupid shit.

Mostly that is.

Fear and loyalty can be maintained by fleets of hundreds of thousands of ships just as well, if not better that one or two planetary annihilation devices.

Also im not evil, just misunderstood.

What use is fear and loyalty if it isn't invested in massively unnecessary projects which demonstrate you've too much money? If we don't have a death star, others might think you're only moderately rich rather than obscenely rich, which would be an unthinkable dishonor. So really death star is a brilliant investment which is definitely a necessity...

[The Huskar Social Union]

A smart evil lord, a practical evil lord.

One who has a long track record of victory due to not wasting money on stupid shit.

Mostly that is.

Fear and loyalty can be maintained by fleets of hundreds of thousands of ships just as well, if not better that one or two planetary annihilation devices.

Also im not evil, just misunderstood.

What use is fear and loyalty if it isn't invested in massively unnecessary projects which demonstrate you've too much money? If we don't have a death star, others might think you're only moderately rich rather than obscenely rich, which would be an unthinkable dishonor. So really death star is a brilliant investment which is definitely a necessity...

You have too much influence in high command, you are demoted to captain of a frontier fleet.

[Eol Sha]

A smart evil lord, a practical evil lord.

One who has a long track record of victory due to not wasting money on stupid shit.

Mostly that is.

Fear and loyalty can be maintained by fleets of hundreds of thousands of ships just as well, if not better that one or two planetary annihilation devices.

Also im not evil, just misunderstood.

What use is fear and loyalty if it isn't invested in massively unnecessary projects which demonstrate you've too much money? If we don't have a death star, others might think you're only moderately rich rather than obscenely rich, which would be an unthinkable dishonor. So really death star is a brilliant investment which is definitely a necessity...

I concur. We must build three Death Star's simultaneously!

[The Huskar Social Union]

What use is fear and loyalty if it isn't invested in massively unnecessary projects which demonstrate you've too much money? If we don't have a death star, others might think you're only moderately rich rather than obscenely rich, which would be an unthinkable dishonor. So really death star is a brilliant investment which is definitely a necessity...

I concur. We must build three Death Star's simultaneously!

You are demoted too! Senior Staffer of the Janitorial department of the Berlin!

[Great Nepal]

You have too much influence in high command, you are demoted to captain of a frontier fleet.

*grumbles* Fine, I'll build my own secret death star in the frontier, with blackjack and alien hookers

I concur. We must build three Death Star's simultaneously!

Yes... we can put the costs as space plumber expenditures and no one should question it.

[Impaled Nazarene]

May I have a promotion?

[Ifreann]

http://i.imgur.com/4ra36zR.jpg

should I

I'm pretty sure it's friendly.

[Genivaria]

What kind of evil lord are you? Money sinks are the way to go!

A smart evil lord, a practical evil lord.

One who has a long track record of victory due to not wasting money on stupid shit.

Mostly that is.

Fear and loyalty can be maintained by fleets of hundreds of thousands of ships just as well, if not better that one or two planetary annihilation devices.

Also im not evil, just misunderstood.

Also super weapons are putting all your eggs in one basket, a grand armada and army is far more flexible.

[Renoa]

On an unrelated note, I think my husband is secretly Sunni. *narrows eyes at Huskar*

Ah man, CK2 is turning five?!? Soon we're going to have to be signing it up for educators, teaching it the ways of the Deus Vult, making sure it doesn't murder Vick2 during naptime... playerhood, man, it's hard work.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

On an unrelated note, I think my husband is secretly Sunni. *narrows eyes at Huskar*

Ah man, CK2 is turning five?!? Soon we're going to have to be signing it up for educators, teaching it the ways of the Deus Vult, making sure it doesn't murder Vick2 during naptime... playerhood, man, it's hard work.

Don't give the Total War franchise guardianship; at best CK2 will deliberately be given bad traits, and at worst it'll die in mysterious circumstances.

[Genivaria]

Ah man, CK2 is turning five?!? Soon we're going to have to be signing it up for educators, teaching it the ways of the Deus Vult, making sure it doesn't murder Vick2 during naptime... playerhood, man, it's hard work.

Don't give the Total War franchise guardianship; at best CK2 will deliberately be given bad traits, and at worst it'll die in mysterious circumstances.

At worst it will suffer game-ruining bugs on release that will only be fixed with 4 DLC's.

[The Kolam Brotherhood]

Don't give the Total War franchise guardianship; at best CK2 will deliberately be given bad traits, and at worst it'll die in mysterious circumstances.

At worst it will suffer game-ruining bugs on release that will only be fixed with 4 DLC's.

Yeah like institutions and development in eu4 and how that could only be solved with multiple DLCs, although updates are usually worth it.

[Altito Asmoro]

Alas, this talks about Stellaris AND Death Stars still unable to convince me to buy it.

[Genivaria]

Alas, this talks about Stellaris AND Death Stars still unable to convince me to buy it.

Honestly it's the ability to augment your people and turn aliens into Soylent Green that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

[Altito Asmoro]

Alas, this talks about Stellaris AND Death Stars still unable to convince me to buy it.

Honestly it's the ability to augment your people and turn aliens into Soylent Green that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

I got fired up on the Soylent Green. Isn't that the food made from your own species, like humans?

I think I'll buy it when it is in discounted price.

[Eol Sha]

Honestly it's the ability to augment your people and turn aliens into Soylent Green that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

I got fired up on the Soylent Green. Isn't that the food made from your own species, like humans?

I think I'll buy it when it is in discounted price.

I think Paradox just had a sale.

[Genivaria]

Honestly it's the ability to augment your people and turn aliens into Soylent Green that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

I got fired up on the Soylent Green. Isn't that the food made from your own species, like humans?

I think I'll buy it when it is in discounted price.

It can be ANY species.
So if you want to get rid of some pesky Xeno's you can still get some use out of them while they die,
As food or forced labor. Hehehehehe....hehe.
So many labor camps.

[Wisconsin9]

I got fired up on the Soylent Green. Isn't that the food made from your own species, like humans?

I think I'll buy it when it is in discounted price.

It can be ANY species.
So if you want to get rid of some pesky Xeno's you can still get some use out of them while they die,
As food or forced labor. Hehehehehe....hehe.
So many labor camps.

Space is gulag now. All will report to space, to construct Stalin sphere. Is like Dyson sphere, but in shape of mustache of glorious comrade Stalin.

[Genivaria]

It can be ANY species.
So if you want to get rid of some pesky Xeno's you can still get some use out of them while they die,
As food or forced labor. Hehehehehe....hehe.
So many labor camps.

Space is gulag now. All will report to space, to construct Stalin sphere. Is like Dyson sphere, but in shape of mustache of glorious comrade Stalin.

LONG LIVE SPACE STALIN!

All shall give their work to the glorious regime....or they shall be removed.

Had to actually if this was paid or free feature.
Is paid feature, which settles that I am buying it.