Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[The Huskar Social Union]

Nor do good relations apparently

One of these days, Huskar, alliance broken, rivalry declared,FrancoHungarian-Russian alliance.

They are not my rivals any more and actually have quite a good opinion of me.

So Poland, lets see how you do up north with the bear.

[Alvecia]

Nor do good relations apparently

Im not planning on attacking france anyway, my interests west go no further than Italy and Austria, and i have no interests in anything north of me besides having an ally up there. My complete attention is to the east and south.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Im not planning on attacking france anyway, my interests west go no further than Italy and Austria, and i have no interests in anything north of me besides having an ally up there. My complete attention is to the east and south.

[Altito Asmoro]

Poland has lost its position as a great power in my game, and just as that happened... a new nation arose in the east and took its place

I think we are going to be in for some costly wars in that region in the future.

Also i took Mecca when i finished off Yemen.

Huskar would lose against France.

Im allied with them, more developed and have a larger army : P

Larger army is useless against France. You need ally!

[The Huskar Social Union]

Poland has lost its position as a great power in my game, and just as that happened... a new nation arose in the east and took its place

I think we are going to be in for some costly wars in that region in the future.

Also i took Mecca when i finished off Yemen.



Im allied with them, more developed and have a larger army : P

Larger army is useless against France. You need ally!

Poland, Albania, Austria, Georgia.

In total around 300k men (actually more than that i think)

Ive fought France before.

[Great Nepal]

So I decided to go back to the UK game, Axis fell relatively easily (nuking every single city of German and Hungary might have had something to do with it though). Now my Troops were back in the mainland without an enemy, so I decided I didn't like Japan/China combo very much leading to...
His Majesty Edward the Eighth, by the Grace of God of the King of United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, King of France, King of Spain, King of Italy, King of Germany, King of Austria, Hungary and associated states, King of Scandinavia, King of Russia, King of Americas, King of China, King of Japan, Overlord of Africa and Middle East, Overlord of Canada, India and Australia, the overlord of Asia; unifier of the world, bringer of the peace and and the emperor of mankind.

[The Huskar Social Union]

So I decided to go back to the UK game, Axis fell relatively easily (nuking every single city of German and Hungary might have had something to do with it though). Now my Troops were back in the mainland without an enemy, so I decided I didn't like Japan/China combo very much leading to...
His Majesty Edward the Eighth, by the Grace of God of the King of United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, King of France, King of Spain, King of Italy, King of Germany, King of Austria, Hungary and associated states, King of Scandinavia, King of Russia, King of Americas, King of China, King of Japan, Overlord of Africa and Middle East, Overlord of Canada, India and Australia, the overlord of Asia; unifier of the world, bringer of the peace and and the emperor of mankind.

Fucking damn.

Is this ironman? Isnt there and achievement for global conquest as britain?

[Great Nepal]

So I decided to go back to the UK game, Axis fell relatively easily (nuking every single city of German and Hungary might have had something to do with it though). Now my Troops were back in the mainland without an enemy, so I decided I didn't like Japan/China combo very much leading to...
His Majesty Edward the Eighth, by the Grace of God of the King of United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, King of France, King of Spain, King of Italy, King of Germany, King of Austria, Hungary and associated states, King of Scandinavia, King of Russia, King of Americas, King of China, King of Japan, Overlord of Africa and Middle East, Overlord of Canada, India and Australia, the overlord of Asia; unifier of the world, bringer of the peace and and the emperor of mankind.

Fucking damn.

Is this ironman? Isnt there and achievement for global conquest as britain?

No not ironman unfortunately, never doing ironman again after my stellaris save corrupted while I was finally starting to win against the fallen empire.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Fucking damn.

Is this ironman? Isnt there and achievement for global conquest as britain?

No not ironman unfortunately, never doing ironman again after my stellaris save corrupted while I was finally starting to win against the fallen empire.

Oh that sucks big time.

[Great Nepal]

No not ironman unfortunately, never doing ironman again after my stellaris save corrupted while I was finally starting to win against the fallen empire.

Oh that sucks big time.

Yeah I might have unstalled stellaris afterwards... then missed it too much in a week.

[Ifreann]

I don't think I can do Hungary.

[Bralia]

Not just a good tweet individually, but some good conversations in response to it, too.

I am the Harbinger of your perfection.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I don't think I can do Hungary.

*Sheds Hungarian tears*

Take heart dear iffy, for in another world... in another time... ultimate victory was achieved! For the Ottoman remnant has been humbled for the last time, and now kneels before the cross of Christendom and the flag of the Empire of Hungary! And our dear friends, the Albanians have joined us as one!

Long live the Empire that has secured the holy lands and guides its people ever eastward!

[Renoa]

After a somewhat long absence from EU4, I've started a new game as Brandenburg. I haven't played All the Little Germanies in a long time and I don't really have any goals other than forming Glorious Prussia and hopefully expanding to the *gestures in all directions* a bit. I'll try to post updates if I remember, which isn't likely, but the chance is there.

[Bralia]

I don't think I can do Hungary.

*Sheds Hungarian tears*

Take heart dear iffy, for in another world... in another time... ultimate victory was achieved! For the Ottoman remnant has been humbled for the last time, and now kneels before the cross of Christendom and the flag of the Empire of Hungary! And our dear friends, the Albanians have joined us as one!

Long live the Empire that has secured the holy lands and guides its people ever eastward!

Truly, you have usurped the Ottoman Empire's position in the world. I christen you the Hungryman Empire.

[Renoa]

Noice.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Loads late 2016 in EUIV extended timeline mod. Time to start the Empire of Erdogan. Who apparently makes a competent general...aaaaand he's dead. Natural causes is an odd way to go 6 years after starting an empire. Conquered ISIS, Syria, all but 2 Greek Islands, and most of Albania.

By 2034 I have grabbed parts of Egypt, all of Lebenon, part of Jordan, finished off Greece.
In other news Russia is going batshit blitzkrieg on Europe. I'm being forced to fight stronger Arab countries as opposed to expanding into weaker Balkan states because not only do the Slavs have friends, their friends have friends and fucking Romania aka stronkest slav refuses to help if i go to war with Bulgaria or the former nations of Yugoslavia.

[Grenartia]

Not just a good tweet individually, but some good conversations in response to it, too.

I am the Harbinger of your perfection.

"Last time I let empires pick their own colors, I had three empires fighting over who got to be Mr. Black."

[Imperial Idaho]

Anyone else absolutely despise the trade dispute CB in EU4? Personally I never actually realize I used it until I have 90% warscore and can't actually take any land. It's a mistake I have made WAY too many times.

[Altito Asmoro]

Anyone else absolutely despise the trade dispute CB in EU4? Personally I never actually realize I used it until I have 90% warscore and can't actually take any land. It's a mistake I have made WAY too many times.

I hate it.

I rarely used it.

No point in taking it when you cannot do nothing more useful...than anything trade-related.

[Alvecia]

Arumba and Filthy Robot's EU4 new player tutorial finally finished up.
Only 136 episodes.

[Lunas Legion]

Arumba and Filthy Robot's EU4 new player tutorial finally finished up.
Only 136 episodes.

Not surprising. There's a lot to cover.

[Bralia]

Arumba and Filthy Robot's EU4 new player tutorial finally finished up.
Only 136 episodes.

It never was a tutorial for new players, it's a tutorial for the new player that is Filthy Robot. No genuine newb would ever in their right mind touch that ridiculous series.

[Alvecia]

Arumba and Filthy Robot's EU4 new player tutorial finally finished up.
Only 136 episodes.

Not surprising. There's a lot to cover.

I watched the first few, it was quite interesting.
I imagine after a point they just continued through the whole game even if they'd gone through all the basics.

[Alvecia]

Arumba and Filthy Robot's EU4 new player tutorial finally finished up.
Only 136 episodes.

It never was a tutorial for new players, it's a tutorial for the new player that is Filthy Robot. No genuine newb would ever in their right mind touch that ridiculous series.

I wouldn't consider Arumba the best teacher tbh. He tends to start rambling about all the involved minutiae