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Transoxthraxia
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Postby Transoxthraxia » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:32 pm

http://i.imgur.com/kWUv4FB.jpg

ooOPS
Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search for our better selves?
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
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Transoxthraxia
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Postby Transoxthraxia » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:48 pm

http://i.imgur.com/akKQpF8.jpg

MARVElous
Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search for our better selves?
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste
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Imperial Idaho
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Postby Imperial Idaho » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:58 pm

Transoxthraxia doesn't know how to AAR confirmed.
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> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:55 pm

Herargon wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Supreme Ruler 2020


really? I have that game too!
It's great for economics, but the wars.. :p

Unit pathing is utter shit. I shouldn't have to micromanage the entire US military at once. Not even HOI does that. Not to mention how many times the game crashes when you try to nuke people.
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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:12 pm

Herargon wrote:
New Grestin wrote:Fake Cyrillic text because humor.

I kind of wish that there was a mod that didn't change all the text fonts, and instead made the communist nations use the Cyrillic font and the fascist nations use that weird ass angular German bullshit.


Fraktur is what you search, I presume.

And yeah, it was a joke from me pointing out that the transcription didn't make sense in English. :P

What's the exact font the axis use? I need to download it for aesthetic purposes.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
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Transoxthraxia
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Postby Transoxthraxia » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:55 pm

http://i.imgur.com/5NGoNAK.jpg

uhhhhHHHHHHHHH
Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search for our better selves?
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste
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Kernan
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Postby Kernan » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:07 pm

Transoxthraxia wrote:http://i.imgur.com/5NGoNAK.jpg

uhhhhHHHHHHHHH

I rlly hope that this spawns a zombie army that proceeds to take over Europe
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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:05 pm

Transoxthraxia wrote:http://i.imgur.com/5NGoNAK.jpg

uhhhhHHHHHHHHH

What the fuck. How much meth were they on when they made CKII?
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
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Postby Genivaria » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:07 pm

So about those shenanigans...
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:26 am

Forgot how much of a fucking pain the ottomans are in EU4.
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:46 am

This Crusader Kings 2 Dev diary will make you feel good in all the right places . . . *disturbingly happy grin*
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Altito Asmoro
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Postby Altito Asmoro » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:57 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Forgot how much of a fucking pain the ottomans are in EU4.


KEBAB RELEVANT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT KEBAB! OTTOMAN STRONK!
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:00 am

Bralia wrote:This Crusader Kings 2 Dev diary will make you feel good in all the right places . . . *disturbingly happy grin*

I approve of this dev diary so much.

Altito Asmoro wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Forgot how much of a fucking pain the ottomans are in EU4.


KEBAB RELEVANT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT KEBAB! OTTOMAN STRONK!
I DESTROYED THEM BEFORE! ILL DESTROY THEM AGAIN! DAMN THEM ALL THE HECK!
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:05 am

Altito Asmoro wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Forgot how much of a fucking pain the ottomans are in EU4.


KEBAB RELEVANT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT KEBAB! OTTOMAN STRONK!

This Ottoman Empire will last a thousand years.
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:05 am

Ifreann wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
KEBAB RELEVANT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT KEBAB! OTTOMAN STRONK!

This Ottoman Empire will last a thousand years.

"Precisely 1000 years. And not a day after. The empire will crash down literally overnight. We . . . may have chosen our prophetic words a little poorly . . ."
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Postby Bralia » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:16 am

Also, since everybody seems to love a good Stellaris tweet . . . all I really want to know is how hard or easy it is to destroy this things?
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Alvecia
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Postby Alvecia » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:20 am

Bralia wrote:Also, since everybody seems to love a good Stellaris tweet . . . all I really want to know is how hard or easy it is to destroy this things?

Orbital stations?!
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Imperial Idaho
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Postby Imperial Idaho » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:27 am

Bralia wrote:Also, since everybody seems to love a good Stellaris tweet . . . all I really want to know is how hard or easy it is to destroy this things?

It looks bigger than Europa so, rev up those Leviathans.
I'm from the land of Coeur D'alene Idaho.
By Ballot or by Bullet, the Pub Party will win. The Pub Legacy Edition.
Ifreann wrote:The Romans placated the people with panem et circenses, bread and circuses. We will placate our people with dank space weed and hyper-HD vidya.
New Grestin wrote:> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

(Image)
Tysoania wrote:You remind me of a mobster who gets things cleared out of the way.

Next up on the Sopranos...

Imperial "Slick" Idaho, the fixer.
Bralia wrote:Oh my fucking god. Do it again, guys, you both chose the number 7.
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:30 am

Bralia wrote:Also, since everybody seems to love a good Stellaris tweet . . . all I really want to know is how hard or easy it is to destroy this things?

What I want to know if whether I can build a spaceport in orbit of the orbital station.
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Kernan
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Postby Kernan » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:54 am

Ifreann wrote:
Bralia wrote:Also, since everybody seems to love a good Stellaris tweet . . . all I really want to know is how hard or easy it is to destroy this things?

What I want to know if whether I can build a spaceport in orbit of the orbital station.

Then build another in orbit of that one. Until eventually the entirety of space is taken up by space stations orbiting eachother.

So I am gonna dive back into After the End and all this talk of shenanigans has me wondering. What is the most shenanigan-y thing you guys can think of for the mod?
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Imperial Idaho
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Postby Imperial Idaho » Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:07 am

Kernan wrote:
Ifreann wrote:What I want to know if whether I can build a spaceport in orbit of the orbital station.

Then build another in orbit of that one. Until eventually the entirety of space is taken up by space stations orbiting eachother.

So I am gonna dive back into After the End and all this talk of shenanigans has me wondering. What is the most shenanigan-y thing you guys can think of for the mod?

Play an Americanist and perform Manifest Destiny.
I'm from the land of Coeur D'alene Idaho.
By Ballot or by Bullet, the Pub Party will win. The Pub Legacy Edition.
Ifreann wrote:The Romans placated the people with panem et circenses, bread and circuses. We will placate our people with dank space weed and hyper-HD vidya.
New Grestin wrote:> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

(Image)
Tysoania wrote:You remind me of a mobster who gets things cleared out of the way.

Next up on the Sopranos...

Imperial "Slick" Idaho, the fixer.
Bralia wrote:Oh my fucking god. Do it again, guys, you both chose the number 7.
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Kernan
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Postby Kernan » Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:14 am

Imperial Idaho wrote:
Kernan wrote:Then build another in orbit of that one. Until eventually the entirety of space is taken up by space stations orbiting eachother.

So I am gonna dive back into After the End and all this talk of shenanigans has me wondering. What is the most shenanigan-y thing you guys can think of for the mod?

Play an Americanist and perform Manifest Destiny.

From sea to shining sea you heathens!
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Minister of Armed Forces: Gregori Stocker
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Minister of Internal Affairs: Vicktor Yakovich
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Postby Lunas Legion » Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:18 am

Kernan wrote:
Ifreann wrote:What I want to know if whether I can build a spaceport in orbit of the orbital station.

Then build another in orbit of that one. Until eventually the entirety of space is taken up by space stations orbiting eachother.

So I am gonna dive back into After the End and all this talk of shenanigans has me wondering. What is the most shenanigan-y thing you guys can think of for the mod?


Conquer the entire Mexican-American border and make a custom kingdom called the Kingdom of The Yuge Wall.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:32 am

Beat the ottomans in a second war!

Cost like 60k Hungarian, Byzantine, Polish, Serbian and Lithuanian soldiers their lives, but we fucking beat them and i got my land back, as well as some new land for myself and Byzantium.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:33 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Beat the ottomans in a second war!

Cost like 60k Hungarian, Byzantine, Polish, Serbian and Lithuanian soldiers their lives, but we fucking beat them and i got my land back, as well as some new land for myself and Byzantium.


It isn't enough. Destroy the Ottomans.
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