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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:16 pm

Kernan wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:How bad are they?

18k stack v my 13k. Led by a 30 marshal general. I got bitchslapped real hard. And when they win they take all your land.


Oh, so that's what that bloody annoying cavalry stack was. Kept luring them into attacking me in mountains, won eventually.
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Renoa
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Postby Renoa » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:10 pm

Ifreann wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Or its some king of elaborate trap! It could be filled with victims of the plague or be a diversion so they can ambush you with Star Destroyers stationed in Sector MG 7!

It's a 1 1 1 province in the middle of Arabia. Ghosts are more likely than living humans, plague victims or otherwise.

I'm sexy and I know it.

"The Creator was not being overly generous when he endowed this girl with her looks."
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I had to reread that first event to make sure it was actually written like that and I wasn't having a stroke. It's an event tooltip, not a Romantic novel, guys, take it down a notch.
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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:19 pm

Renoa wrote:
Ifreann wrote:It's a 1 1 1 province in the middle of Arabia. Ghosts are more likely than living humans, plague victims or otherwise.

I'm sexy and I know it.

"The Creator was not being overly generous when he endowed this girl with her looks."
Image

I had to reread that first event to make sure it was actually written like that and I wasn't having a stroke. It's an event tooltip, not a Romantic novel, guys, take it down a notch.

I've been getting events asking me to form royal marriages with random Muslim nations constantly since then, at the cost of that Sought After Bachelor modifier, and I've been telling them all to fuck off.

Disregard noble ladies. Acquire prestige.
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Ex-Nation

Postby Genivaria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:29 pm

Okay so the EU4 patch is working for me and...whoa.
That's new.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:36 pm

Oh fuck. Oooooh fuck.

Genivaria wrote:Okay so the EU4 patch is working for me and...whoa.
That's new.

Cool, right?
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:59 pm

Ifreann wrote:Oh fuck. Oooooh fuck.

Genivaria wrote:Okay so the EU4 patch is working for me and...whoa.
That's new.

Cool, right?

[LAUGHS IN TURKISH!]
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Postby Paketo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:01 pm

Ifreann wrote:Oh fuck. Oooooh fuck.

Genivaria wrote:Okay so the EU4 patch is working for me and...whoa.
That's new.

Cool, right?


Is it bad the first thing I noticed was Byzantium and not the 89k your facing?
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:17 pm

Paketo wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Oh fuck. Oooooh fuck.


Cool, right?


Is it bad the first thing I noticed was Byzantium and not the 89k your facing?

144k I'm facing. 89k is just the infantry.

Though it is remarkable that Byzantium still exists.
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:20 pm

K so it's been a while since I played Muscovy...what was the rule of fight Steppe Nomads again?
Don't fight them on the Steppes?
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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:26 pm

Genivaria wrote:K so it's been a while since I played Muscovy...what was the rule of fight Steppe Nomads again?
Don't fight them on the Steppes?

If you are a steppe nomad, always attack.
If you're fighting a steppe nomad, force them into a siege, or on the defense.
At least, that's what I've heard.

Also, noob question. If you form a country in CK2 (For example, Poland), and convert it to EU4, do you maintain it's country's ideas?
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:16 pm

Tfw the combined strength of your vassals is greater than that of your rival.
AaaAaaaand Go.
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Postby Paketo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:17 pm

When your set to inherit Two Empires, but Dad and Mom won't die!

The culmination of several generations of inbreeding puts my dynasty in position to rule the world.
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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:22 pm

Paketo wrote:When your set to inherit Two Empires, but Dad and Mom won't die!

The culmination of several generations of inbreeding puts my dynasty in position to rule the world.

That's what you get for naming him after A HECKING LIAM NEESON LION
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“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
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Paketo
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Postby Paketo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:26 pm

Danceria wrote:
Paketo wrote:When your set to inherit Two Empires, but Dad and Mom won't die!

The culmination of several generations of inbreeding puts my dynasty in position to rule the world.

That's what you get for naming him after A HECKING LIAM NEESON LION


Aslan VIII won't stand for that insult when he is emperor in 30 years.
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Paketo wrote:
Oh god, the universe will explode, everyone to your bunkers

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Ism
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Postby Ism » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:32 pm

Paketo wrote:
Danceria wrote:That's what you get for naming him after A HECKING LIAM NEESON LION


Aslan VIII won't stand for that insult when he is emperor in 30 years.


Unless he dies before his parents.

In other news, how does the pope reward you for beating back a Jihad? Excommunication! Well, now I've got my own *Pope, so who's laughing now?

*blackjack and hookers sold separately
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Postby Paketo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:36 pm

Ism wrote:
Paketo wrote:
Aslan VIII won't stand for that insult when he is emperor in 30 years.


Unless he dies before his parents.

One down, One to go.

Nothing like a little Regicide to brighten your day.
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Ism
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Postby Ism » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:48 pm

You can do some strange things in CK2. So can the AI.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:50 pm

Paketo wrote:When your set to inherit Two Empires, but Dad and Mom won't die!

The culmination of several generations of inbreeding puts my dynasty in position to rule the world.

It didn't work out well for anyone irl.
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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:53 pm

Ism wrote:You can do some strange things in CK2. So can the AI.

Dear me...
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“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

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Postby Paketo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:15 pm

Finally!

The Byzantine-Alan Empire in all her Glory. Aslan dies about 5 days later though so his son is ruling now.
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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:19 pm

Paketo wrote:Finally!

The Byzantine-Alan Empire in all her Glory. Aslan dies about 5 days later though so his son is ruling now.

Mother of god...it's...it's...
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
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Postby Paketo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:26 pm

Danceria wrote:
Paketo wrote:Finally!

The Byzantine-Alan Empire in all her Glory. Aslan dies about 5 days later though so his son is ruling now.

Mother of god...it's...it's...


pretty horrifying in some places. I need to fix up the border gore before exporting it to EU4
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Paketo wrote:
Oh god, the universe will explode, everyone to your bunkers

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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:27 pm

Danceria wrote:
Paketo wrote:Finally!

The Byzantine-Alan Empire in all her Glory. Aslan dies about 5 days later though so his son is ruling now.

Mother of god...it's...it's...

Make...EVERYTHING...PURPLE!
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Postby Paketo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:40 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Danceria wrote:Mother of god...it's...it's...

Make...EVERYTHING...PURPLE!


I just noticed I can invade China and place my dynasty on the dragon throne....MAKE CHINA PURPLE!!
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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:43 pm

Paketo wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Make...EVERYTHING...PURPLE!


I just noticed I can invade China and place my dynasty on the dragon throne....MAKE CHINA PURPLE!!

Emperor of Rome and China. But only if you're pagan.
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It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
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