Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[Genivaria]

Christian India

Germanic India.

[New Grestin]

Meanwhile, in the Greater German Reich....

I should also mention: Seriously fuck the capitulation system in Hoi4. I occupied the entire British Isles in 1942 and the tea-slinging fucks are still fighting me in South Africa like their lives depend on it.

The war has gotten to the point that, insofar as I can tell, the only realistic way of ending it is nuking the shit out of the United States.

[Paketo]

Went back to WTWSMS and played as little Augustus converting back to Hellenism. The events for comptemplating the ancient stories are interesting I mean, what are we, Zoroastrians?

In other news, Hera blessed me because I said she was the most beautiful goddess at Troy.

[Genivaria]

Went back to WTWSMS and played as little Augustus converting back to Hellenism. The events for comptemplating the ancient stories are interesting I mean, what are we, Zoroastrians?

In other news, Hera blessed me because I said she was the most beautiful goddess at Troy.

Cue Venus and Minerva cursing you and Hera doing shit to help like a typical Greek Olympian.

[Wisconsin9]

Meanwhile, in the Greater German Reich....

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I should also mention: Seriously fuck the capitulation system in Hoi4. I occupied the entire British Isles in 1942 and the tea-slinging fucks are still fighting me in South Africa like their lives depend on it.

The war has gotten to the point that, insofar as I can tell, the only realistic way of ending it is nuking the shit out of the United States.

My Germany game, I had to beat France, Britain, America, Canada, and India before they finally surrendered.

[Balochistan and New York]

Christian India

Germanic India.

Communist Genivaria

[New Grestin]

My Germany game, I had to beat France, Britain, America, Canada, and India before they finally surrendered.

The thing is that it's really just a war of attrition at this point. The British naval fleet was obliterated after two years of fighting, while I'm working on pushing a naval invasion through Alaska to at least gain some kind of foothold.

I basically took the strategy of wiping out the Soviets first, then turning and taking out the Allies. Because I left Historical focuses off for the lulz, France pigeonholed itself by starting the little Entente with themselves and just Romania.

I then consolidated my forces and allied with Japan, then led a large-scale naval invasion of the British Isles from (for the sake of irony) Normandy. The Brits fell pretty easily, though not before encircling and overrunning the beachhead once.

Now it's just down to constant jungle warfare in the push towards South Africa, with my grand plan being to land a naval invasion in Los Angeles and blitz the West Coast, then turning those air bases on the Americans and nuking their major cities.

Since realistic nukes is on, it should shatter their National Unity and get them out of the conflict so I can finish off the rest of the British dominions.

[Paketo]

Went back to WTWSMS and played as little Augustus converting back to Hellenism. The events for comptemplating the ancient stories are interesting I mean, what are we, Zoroastrians?

In other news, Hera blessed me because I said she was the most beautiful goddess at Troy.

Cue Venus and Minerva cursing you and Hera doing shit to help like a typical Greek Olympian.

The great mother will protect me.....I hope

[Genivaria]

Germanic India.

Communist Genivaria

More likely than you'd think.
I used to be one in Highschool.

[Balochistan and New York]

Communist Genivaria

More likely than you'd think.
I used to be one in Highschool.

lol k... also Muslim Japan

[Altito Asmoro]

Sacrifice the Pope in a Blot

Already done that, I need something more intense and shenaniganry c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

Zoroastrian Native Americans

[Paketo]

Already done that, I need something more intense and shenaniganry c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

Zoroastrian Native Americans

Voodoo Canada

[Balochistan and New York]

Muslim Pope

[Paketo]

Muslim Pope

Generic Pagan Pope

[Ithalian Empire]

Muslim Pope

Catholic Caliph?

[Altito Asmoro]

Muslim Pope

Catholic Caliph?

Orthodox pope?

[Impaled Nazarene]

Communist Genivaria

More likely than you'd think.
I used to be one in Highschool.

Neo-Conservative Huskar

[Bralia]

Sacrifice the Pope in a Blot

Already done that, I need something more intense and shenaniganry c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

Eat your court physician while there's an ongoing plague and don't hire a new one.

[Balochistan and New York]

More likely than you'd think.
I used to be one in Highschool.

Neo-Conservative Huskar

Capitalist Huskar

[The Huskar Social Union]

Neo-Conservative Huskar

Capitalist Huskar

In an alternate dimension if such things exist maybe.

But not here... never here... here we are only red.

[Yymea]

Long live the khanate of Mali!

[Ifreann]

Already done that, I need something more intense and shenaniganry c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

Eat your court physician while there's an ongoing plague and don't hire a new one.

Obviously if he was any good as a doctor there wouldn't have been a plague in the first place.

[Herargon]

Catholic Caliph?

Orthodox pope?

I'd suggest a Catholic pope, now that's exceptional.

[Bralia]

Eat your court physician while there's an ongoing plague and don't hire a new one.

Obviously if he was any good as a doctor there wouldn't have been a plague in the first place.

Um . . . Iffy . . . we need to have a talk about how sickness works . . . it was those degenerate Miaphysites fucking each other all the time that caused the plague.

[Ifreann]

Obviously if he was any good as a doctor there wouldn't have been a plague in the first place.

Um . . . Iffy . . . we need to have a talk about how sickness works . . . it was those degenerate Miaphysites fucking each other all the time that caused the plague.

Isn't it the physician's job to protect the realm from Miaphysites?