Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[The Huskar Social Union]

Yes

PUT YOUR NAME FORWARD DAMN IT I WOULD VOTE FOR YOU

No no that would require responsibility and well...you've seen the Total War thread.

Just copy and paste the stuff in the OP, dont even have to do anything rp related just say "Play games ye shits" and make a poll every other week, and change the title when things amuse you.

[Genivaria]

*Genivaria creates faction to change Paradox thread to Gavelkind*
Muahaha!

I'd join your factions.
For your amazing sig if nothing else

The 'Dear Chairman' one?
Yeah I like that.

[Genivaria]

No no that would require responsibility and well...you've seen the Total War thread.

Just copy and paste the stuff in the OP, dont even have to do anything rp related just say "Play games ye shits" and make a poll every other week, and change the title when things amuse you.

...Alright fuck it.
Put my name on the list.
I've got my own list to make.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Just copy and paste the stuff in the OP, dont even have to do anything rp related just say "Play games ye shits" and make a poll every other week, and change the title when things amuse you.

...Alright fuck it.
Put my name on the list.
I've got my own list to make.

Yes, now i have three.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Im going to make this a law/rule that you will all follow when you become OP/OP'ess, that i totally have the power to back up and enforce. That is that there must be at least one gif of Stannis Baratheon.

Failure to do this.. will lead to bad things in your life... ill yell at you a bit and then what the fuck are you going do!

[Genivaria]

Im going to make this a law/rule that you will all follow when you become OP/OP'ess, that i totally have the power to back up and enforce. That is that there must be at least one gif of Stannis Baratheon.

Failure to do this.. will lead to bad things in your life... ill yell at you a bit and then what the fuck are you going do!

Alrighty picked it out.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Im going to make this a law/rule that you will all follow when you become OP/OP'ess, that i totally have the power to back up and enforce. That is that there must be at least one gif of Stannis Baratheon.

Failure to do this.. will lead to bad things in your life... ill yell at you a bit and then what the fuck are you going do!

Alrighty picked it out.

...

Well played

[Herador]

I bought HoI IV again and I still don't get it.

I feel dumb.

[Genivaria]

I bought HoI IV again and I still don't get it.

I feel dumb.

It's pretty complicated for newbloods, don't feel bad we all had that phase.
If you need help provide specifics and we'll do our best.

[Herador]

I bought HoI IV again and I still don't get it.

I feel dumb.

It's pretty complicated for newbloods, don't feel bad we all had that phase.
If you need help provide specifics and we'll do our best.

I guess it's the "non-traditional" way resources are used and battles are done.

I'm used to getting my resources, training my dudes, then sending them to a place to fight some other dudes. If I have more dudes I beat their dudes. CK2 style, ya know?

This is just a bit more realistic than I'm used to, having to micromanage what ships I'm building, how to best build my divisions, what resources I have, how to best utilize my factories, etc. etc. is just a little overwhelming. Ya know?

I think I need to watch some tutorials, cause I like the game, I just need to git gud.

[The Batavia]

It's pretty complicated for newbloods, don't feel bad we all had that phase.
If you need help provide specifics and we'll do our best.

I guess it's the "non-traditional" way resources are used and battles are done.

I'm used to getting my resources, training my dudes, then sending them to a place to fight some other dudes. If I have more dudes I beat their dudes. CK2 style, ya know?

This is just a bit more realistic than I'm used to, having to micromanage what ships I'm building, how to best build my divisions, what resources I have, how to best utilize my factories, etc. etc. is just a little overwhelming. Ya know?

I think I need to watch some tutorials, cause I like the game, I just need to git gud.

tbh, I feel like it is easier to understand than EU4 imo.

Ofcourse I'm not saying "lel im smarter den u", I'm just telling you how I feel about it.

[Herador]

I guess it's the "non-traditional" way resources are used and battles are done.

I'm used to getting my resources, training my dudes, then sending them to a place to fight some other dudes. If I have more dudes I beat their dudes. CK2 style, ya know?

This is just a bit more realistic than I'm used to, having to micromanage what ships I'm building, how to best build my divisions, what resources I have, how to best utilize my factories, etc. etc. is just a little overwhelming. Ya know?

I think I need to watch some tutorials, cause I like the game, I just need to git gud.

tbh, I feel like it is easier to understand than EU4 imo.

Ofcourse I'm not saying "lel im smarter den u", I'm just telling you how I feel about it.

I can see that, they're two pretty different games with very different mechanics.

[Genivaria]

It's pretty complicated for newbloods, don't feel bad we all had that phase.
If you need help provide specifics and we'll do our best.

I guess it's the "non-traditional" way resources are used and battles are done.

I'm used to getting my resources, training my dudes, then sending them to a place to fight some other dudes. If I have more dudes I beat their dudes. CK2 style, ya know?

This is just a bit more realistic than I'm used to, having to micromanage what ships I'm building, how to best build my divisions, what resources I have, how to best utilize my factories, etc. etc. is just a little overwhelming. Ya know?

I think I need to watch some tutorials, cause I like the game, I just need to git gud.

Personally my standard infantry division is a standard 9 Infantry battalions with at the very least support artillery, recon, and engineering.
Also I think carriers are a good investment because carrier fighters and naval bombers are far easier to replace than battleships.

[Genivaria]

I guess it's the "non-traditional" way resources are used and battles are done.

I'm used to getting my resources, training my dudes, then sending them to a place to fight some other dudes. If I have more dudes I beat their dudes. CK2 style, ya know?

This is just a bit more realistic than I'm used to, having to micromanage what ships I'm building, how to best build my divisions, what resources I have, how to best utilize my factories, etc. etc. is just a little overwhelming. Ya know?

I think I need to watch some tutorials, cause I like the game, I just need to git gud.

tbh, I feel like it is easier to understand than EU4 imo.

Ofcourse I'm not saying "lel im smarter den u", I'm just telling you how I feel about it.

I still don't completely get how fort works.

[The Batavia]

tbh, I feel like it is easier to understand than EU4 imo.

Ofcourse I'm not saying "lel im smarter den u", I'm just telling you how I feel about it.

I still don't completely get how fort works.

It's kinda difficult to explain, really.

[Ism]

Im going to make this a law/rule that you will all follow when you become OP/OP'ess, that i totally have the power to back up and enforce. That is that there must be at least one gif of Stannis Baratheon.

Failure to do this.. will lead to bad things in your life... ill yell at you a bit and then what the fuck are you going do!

What if the new thread-lord likes winners?

[The Huskar Social Union]

Im going to make this a law/rule that you will all follow when you become OP/OP'ess, that i totally have the power to back up and enforce. That is that there must be at least one gif of Stannis Baratheon.

Failure to do this.. will lead to bad things in your life... ill yell at you a bit and then what the fuck are you going do!

What if the new thread-lord likes winners?

...

He is a winner in here

*taps chest*

You wound me.

[The Huskar Social Union]

tbh, I feel like it is easier to understand than EU4 imo.

Ofcourse I'm not saying "lel im smarter den u", I'm just telling you how I feel about it.

I still don't completely get how fort works.

They lock down a region preventing you from occupying them till you deal with the local fort. I guess its to stop mass carpet sieging until you deal with garrisons etc. Im not sure if its changed at all or if they added anything new to it, ive not played EU4 in ages.

[Genivaria]

I still don't completely get how fort works.

They lock down a region preventing you from occupying them till you deal with the local fort. I guess its to stop mass carpet sieging until you deal with garrisons etc. Im not sure if its changed at all or if they added anything new to it, ive not played EU4 in ages.

That's not stopped the AI from walking right past my fort line without siegeing them the cheating fucks.

[The Huskar Social Union]

They lock down a region preventing you from occupying them till you deal with the local fort. I guess its to stop mass carpet sieging until you deal with garrisons etc. Im not sure if its changed at all or if they added anything new to it, ive not played EU4 in ages.

That's not stopped the AI from walking right past my fort line without siegeing them the cheating fucks.

You can go past them except in certain circumstances i believe, and try and siege land that is not guarded by a fort. If you occupy something near a fort it reverts back under the owners control

[Ism]

So, in case anyone was wondering how they set up the Hundred Year War in the Four Nations Mod, basically all rulers in the Fire Nation get a casus belli (claims an entire duchy) to invade anyone in the Earth Kingdom (beyond Ba Sing Se all territory is basically ruled by tributaries of the Earth Kingdom, rather than proper vassals), and so the many Fire Nation vassals will overwhelm the petty lords of the Earth Kingdom with many wars at once. And treaties for that casus belli last about a month. So that goes about as well as you'd expect.

Just to test it out I'm cheating a lot, and the Fire Nation is basically steamrolling everyone else, though the Fire Lord himself (it's set up so that Azulon will always have Iroh and, I think, Ozai, at the very least, so I've only dealt with Firelords at this point) has only been involved in wars with me (mostly that I started) and Omashu. Because I'm a dirty little cheater though their offensive is stalled, as they're all trying to conquer parts of my territory, but are focused on different goals and uncoordinated, making them easy to stomp with my doomstacks.

The mod is definitely not finished (some holdings are blacked out and can't be improved, though this seems mostly to affect the Water Tribes and Ba Sing Se) and it sometimes crashes, but overall it's quite fun.

[The Olog-Hai]

So, in case anyone was wondering how they set up the Hundred Year War in the Four Nations Mod, basically all rulers in the Fire Nation get a casus belli (claims an entire duchy) to invade anyone in the Earth Kingdom (beyond Ba Sing Se all territory is basically ruled by tributaries of the Earth Kingdom, rather than proper vassals), and so the many Fire Nation vassals will overwhelm the petty lords of the Earth Kingdom with many wars at once. And treaties for that casus belli last about a month. So that goes about as well as you'd expect.

Just to test it out I'm cheating a lot, and the Fire Nation is basically steamrolling everyone else, though the Fire Lord himself (it's set up so that Azulon will always have Iroh and, I think, Ozai, at the very least, so I've only dealt with Firelords at this point) has only been involved in wars with me (mostly that I started) and Omashu. Because I'm a dirty little cheater though their offensive is stalled, as they're all trying to conquer parts of my territory, but are focused on different goals and uncoordinated, making them easy to stomp with my doomstacks.

The mod is definitely not finished (some holdings are blacked out and can't be improved, though this seems mostly to affect the Water Tribes and Ba Sing Se) and it sometimes crashes, but overall it's quite fun.

Do you know if I can get something similar to fire as the Fire Lord (get it?) created in a different start, ie. the Chin one (right after he died), and I took the Hongs (the predecessors to the modern Fire Lords) to the throne?

I'd join your factions.
For your amazing sig if nothing else

The 'Dear Chairman' one?
Yeah I like that.

Yeah, I can read it in his voice, even.

[Ism]

Do you know if I can get something similar to fire as the Fire Lord (get it?) created in a different start, ie. the Chin one (right after he died), and I took the Hongs (the predecessors to the modern Fire Lords) to the throne?

The 'Dear Chairman' one?
Yeah I like that.

Yeah, I can read it in his voice, even.

What year is it? There might be an event to trigger Sozin being born or something, but that seems unlikely. Otherwise, converting from Fire Spirituality (I assume that's your current religion) to Fire Imperialism might get an event to trigger, or let you start it from the intrigue tab. Otherwise, you might have to wait until the year 830, when Sozin's comet arrives, at which point you might have the option to start the war (though I assume you'd have to be Fire Imperialist to do so). Also, I suddenly have the desire to make some RvB-themed empires in Stellaris.

To be clear, I do not know if the Hundred Year War can be triggered the way you want to, those are just the ways I would assume such an event would be triggered.

[The Olog-Hai]

Do you know if I can get something similar to fire as the Fire Lord (get it?) created in a different start, ie. the Chin one (right after he died), and I took the Hongs (the predecessors to the modern Fire Lords) to the throne?


Yeah, I can read it in his voice, even.

What year is it? There might be an event to trigger Sozin being born or something, but that seems unlikely. Otherwise, converting from Fire Spirituality (I assume that's your current religion) to Fire Imperialism might get an event to trigger, or let you start it from the intrigue tab. Otherwise, you might have to wait until the year 830, when Sozin's comet arrives, at which point you might have the option to start the war (though I assume you'd have to be Fire Imperialist to do so). Also, I suddenly have the desire to make some RvB-themed empires in Stellaris.

To be clear, I do not know if the Hundred Year War can be triggered the way you want to, those are just the ways I would assume such an event would be triggered.

I already had the comet come by once, gave me some snazzy buffs. How do I convert to Fire Imperialism?

[Ism]

What year is it? There might be an event to trigger Sozin being born or something, but that seems unlikely. Otherwise, converting from Fire Spirituality (I assume that's your current religion) to Fire Imperialism might get an event to trigger, or let you start it from the intrigue tab. Otherwise, you might have to wait until the year 830, when Sozin's comet arrives, at which point you might have the option to start the war (though I assume you'd have to be Fire Imperialist to do so). Also, I suddenly have the desire to make some RvB-themed empires in Stellaris.

To be clear, I do not know if the Hundred Year War can be triggered the way you want to, those are just the ways I would assume such an event would be triggered.

I already had the comet come by once, gave me some snazzy buffs. How do I convert to Fire Imperialism?

If nothing has come up yet, I don't really know. You could always do it via the console, but beyond that I don't really know how to do it. I assume If you start with Sozin in the 780 start he can gets the option to convert at some point.