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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:23 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ill start taking names for those who want to OP the next thread, remember i can only have 10 options in the poll, and i would prefer it if you are a long term regular on here or have some experience with oping threads. So if a nation pops up with 20 posts im not going to consider it.

Ill probably set up the poll around 460-470 maybe. Just so we have it set in stone and there is not a delay with the voting mainly happening on one day right at the end of the thread page limit like last time.

Raises hand

Noted. Anyone else?

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The Huskar Social Union wrote:I didnt do a democratic germany, but i did do a communist one and my first steps were to take over Austria, then hit Fascist italy and take them out. They tend to get very little support due to being surrounded by democracies and other kinds, no other fascists around to help them, and japan did not get involved for me.

That was my plan. Justifying on Italy already.
Very good.
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The Olog-Hai
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Olog-Hai » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:35 pm

Wow, averting the American Civil War 2 (Electric Boogaloo) is actually ridiculously easy. Just talk with Reed, don't let Long in, go with some reforms, kill off Long, and bam!
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Ism
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ism » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:14 pm

The Olog-Hai wrote:Wow, averting the American Civil War 2 (Electric Boogaloo) is actually ridiculously easy. Just talk with Reed, don't let Long in, go with some reforms, kill off Long, and bam!


You know you're a Paradox player when you gleefully describe assassinating your political opponents.
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The Olog-Hai
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Postby The Olog-Hai » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:27 pm

Ism wrote:
The Olog-Hai wrote:Wow, averting the American Civil War 2 (Electric Boogaloo) is actually ridiculously easy. Just talk with Reed, don't let Long in, go with some reforms, kill off Long, and bam!


You know you're a Paradox player when you gleefully describe assassinating your political opponents.

It's not so gleeful. This was the Kingfish I was killing after all. But he died in the interests of ending the Syndies. I'm sure he'd be proud...
I'm thinking of adopting a motto, in honor of him. I think I'll have it be "Every Man a Vote"
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Ithalian Empire
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ithalian Empire » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:27 pm

Ism wrote:
The Olog-Hai wrote:Wow, averting the American Civil War 2 (Electric Boogaloo) is actually ridiculously easy. Just talk with Reed, don't let Long in, go with some reforms, kill off Long, and bam!


You know you're a Paradox player when you gleefully describe assassinating your political opponents.


My brothers wife was plotting on me, couldn't get her to stop, so I some how suduced her. Still wanted to kill me, so I killed her first. Later on the bastard child some how became my only legitimate successor. That was a roller coaster ride of a game.
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Renoa
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Renoa » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:19 pm

The Olog-Hai wrote:
Ism wrote:
You know you're a Paradox player when you gleefully describe assassinating your political opponents.

It's not so gleeful. This was the Kingfish I was killing after all. But he died in the interests of ending the Syndies. I'm sure he'd be proud...
I'm thinking of adopting a motto, in honor of him. I think I'll have it be "Every Man a Vote"

As long as you can guarantee the Louisiana State Capitol still gets its snazzy AF statue of him out front do what you like to Long.
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The Olog-Hai
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Postby The Olog-Hai » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:51 pm

Renoa wrote:
The Olog-Hai wrote:It's not so gleeful. This was the Kingfish I was killing after all. But he died in the interests of ending the Syndies. I'm sure he'd be proud...
I'm thinking of adopting a motto, in honor of him. I think I'll have it be "Every Man a Vote"

As long as you can guarantee the Louisiana State Capitol still gets its snazzy AF statue of him out front do what you like to Long.

Long was a good man. He deserves that statue.
On another note, I've gone and done it again...
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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:03 pm

The Olog-Hai wrote:
Renoa wrote:As long as you can guarantee the Louisiana State Capitol still gets its snazzy AF statue of him out front do what you like to Long.

Long was a good man. He deserves that statue.
On another note, I've gone and done it again...

Thats a bit of a random positioning of your army there.
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Serrus
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Postby Serrus » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:10 pm

So I finally installed Kaiserreich.
Holy. Crap.
France is amazing.
Sure, the German Empire and the buttcheek part of Italy are leering at me, but a dose of Custer tactics* should fix the issue. I also have sooo many allies that even if I didn't keep throwing divisions into the manpower sink (because no command limits) that is 3rd Army, I'd be good.
*throw infantry at them until they run out of men
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Ethel mermania wrote:maybe japan wanted the zombie attack.

Possible. Zombies are cool now.

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This is why rules exist, kids!
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Deramen
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Postby Deramen » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:35 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ill start taking names for those who want to OP the next thread, remember i can only have 10 options in the poll, and i would prefer it if you are a long term regular on here or have some experience with oping threads. So if a nation pops up with 20 posts im not going to consider it.

Ill probably set up the poll around 460-470 maybe. Just so we have it set in stone and there is not a delay with the voting mainly happening on one day right at the end of the thread page limit like last time.

I mean i'm not sure what you consider "active" but im on here lurking a lot and I try to remain somewhat active when I can.

So I guess that's a count me in if you will.
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The Olog-Hai
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Postby The Olog-Hai » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:37 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Olog-Hai wrote:Long was a good man. He deserves that statue.
On another note, I've gone and done it again...

Thats a bit of a random positioning of your army there.

Yeah, I needed to build it up and had nowhere good to stick it...
It appears I'm an INTP-T. You're not gonna get much more about me.
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Serrus
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Serrus » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:42 pm

The Olog-Hai wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Thats a bit of a random positioning of your army there.

Yeah, I needed to build it up and had nowhere good to stick it...

:rofl:
*composes self*
*settles facade of maturity back in place*
What? Nothing.
Katganistan wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:maybe japan wanted the zombie attack.

Possible. Zombies are cool now.

Eastern Raarothorgren wrote:News websites are good and reasonable soruces of information or they would not be on the internet if they were saying things that were incorrect.

This is why rules exist, kids!
Keshiland wrote:I am yes arguing that the 1st 4 are not binding to the states and yes I know that in most Republican states they would ban the freedom of religion and the freedom of essembally but I don't live there and I hate guns!

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

Platapusses are not rel

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Lunas Legion
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Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:59 pm

Serrus wrote:So I finally installed Kaiserreich.
Holy. Crap.
France is amazing.
Sure, the German Empire and the buttcheek part of Italy are leering at me, but a dose of Custer tactics* should fix the issue. I also have sooo many allies that even if I didn't keep throwing divisions into the manpower sink (because no command limits) that is 3rd Army, I'd be good.
*throw infantry at them until they run out of men


Just wait for the A.O.G manspam convoy train to arrive in Europe.
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Serrus
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Postby Serrus » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:35 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Serrus wrote:So I finally installed Kaiserreich.
Holy. Crap.
France is amazing.
Sure, the German Empire and the buttcheek part of Italy are leering at me, but a dose of Custer tactics* should fix the issue. I also have sooo many allies that even if I didn't keep throwing divisions into the manpower sink (because no command limits) that is 3rd Army, I'd be good.
*throw infantry at them until they run out of men


Just wait for the A.O.G manspam convoy train to arrive in Europe.

The what?
Katganistan wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:maybe japan wanted the zombie attack.

Possible. Zombies are cool now.

Eastern Raarothorgren wrote:News websites are good and reasonable soruces of information or they would not be on the internet if they were saying things that were incorrect.

This is why rules exist, kids!
Keshiland wrote:I am yes arguing that the 1st 4 are not binding to the states and yes I know that in most Republican states they would ban the freedom of religion and the freedom of essembally but I don't live there and I hate guns!

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

Platapusses are not rel

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Kernan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Kernan » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:46 pm

Serrus wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
Just wait for the A.O.G manspam convoy train to arrive in Europe.

The what?

The A.O.G. are the German puppet in China. If they enter the War in Europe they have a habit of launching a conga line of disposable troops from China to the shores of Germany where they also have a habit of flooding the lines and overrunning any enemy in sight.
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Postby Serrus » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:56 pm

Kernan wrote:
Serrus wrote:The what?

The A.O.G. are the German puppet in China. If they enter the War in Europe they have a habit of launching a conga line of disposable troops from China to the shores of Germany where they also have a habit of flooding the lines and overrunning any enemy in sight.

Oh....
oh...
OH SH :!: :!:!!!!!!!
Katganistan wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:maybe japan wanted the zombie attack.

Possible. Zombies are cool now.

Eastern Raarothorgren wrote:News websites are good and reasonable soruces of information or they would not be on the internet if they were saying things that were incorrect.

This is why rules exist, kids!
Keshiland wrote:I am yes arguing that the 1st 4 are not binding to the states and yes I know that in most Republican states they would ban the freedom of religion and the freedom of essembally but I don't live there and I hate guns!

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

Platapusses are not rel

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The Olog-Hai
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Postby The Olog-Hai » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:51 pm

It appears I'm an INTP-T. You're not gonna get much more about me.
Wenglesy wrote:Might as well submit now to the obviously superior forces of Legyon fun Genital.

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Kernan
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Postby Kernan » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:10 pm


You got me to revist the mod and starting in the Fire Nation bookmark (or the first one with the FN in it, the one where the Islands are still fractured) I have gone to unite almost all the islands save for a few spots. Then I plan on invading the Southern Air Temple and Southern Water Nation before taking on the Earth Nation. Maybe the other Air and Water tribes.
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:36 pm

Serrus wrote:
Kernan wrote:The A.O.G. are the German puppet in China. If they enter the War in Europe they have a habit of launching a conga line of disposable troops from China to the shores of Germany where they also have a habit of flooding the lines and overrunning any enemy in sight.

Oh....
oh...
OH SH :!: :!:!!!!!!!

Yeah...you know how Japan in vanilla has a fuckton of puppet Chinese troops to call upon?
Well an event allows you to make the AOG into a different government which will reduce their puppet status which will guess what?
Give you access to their manpower.
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Deutsch-Afrika
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Postby Deutsch-Afrika » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:39 pm

Update on my Vic 2
Belgium And Luxemburg have been eaten
America had the civil war in 1856
France is number 1 great power
Africa has been Scrambled for
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The German colony and amalgamation that shouldn't exist in this timeline yet still does... NIEN!!! Göring no you can't eat the entire continent!

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The Knockout Gun Gals
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The Knockout Gun Gals » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:08 pm

My Road to 56 with China ended up in the entirety of French Africa as Republic of China's Africa. Sadly due to being surrounded by Comintern and Allies I am forced to stop the game.
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TriStates wrote:Covenant declare a crusade, and wage jihad against the UNSC and Insurrectionists for 30 years.

So Covenant declare a crusade and then wage jihad? :p

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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:25 pm

The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:My Road to 56 with China ended up in the entirety of French Africa as Republic of China's Africa. Sadly due to being surrounded by Comintern and Allies I am forced to stop the game.

Well here's what you do. Attack the Allies. You have Chairman Mao. The Allies can't stop you, and you can invade the soviets through Siberia. They never guard it.
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The Knockout Gun Gals
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The Knockout Gun Gals » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:38 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:My Road to 56 with China ended up in the entirety of French Africa as Republic of China's Africa. Sadly due to being surrounded by Comintern and Allies I am forced to stop the game.

Well here's what you do. Attack the Allies. You have Chairman Mao. The Allies can't stop you, and you can invade the soviets through Siberia. They never guard it.


Mao? Sorry lad, chose Chiang this time. He looks like a good guy.

/sarcasm.
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
TriStates wrote:Covenant declare a crusade, and wage jihad against the UNSC and Insurrectionists for 30 years.

So Covenant declare a crusade and then wage jihad? :p

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Postby Kannap » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:21 pm

So I decided to play HOI IV as Spain, took the side of Nationalist Spain in the civil war and defeated Republican Spain.

Then decided to invade Portugal the following year, conquered about half of Portugal and then Portugal conquered the entire Iberian peninsula.
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Postby United Muscovite Nations » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:23 pm

Kannap wrote:So I decided to play HOI IV as Spain, took the side of Nationalist Spain in the civil war and defeated Republican Spain.

Then decided to invade Portugal the following year, conquered about half of Portugal and then Portugal conquered the entire Iberian peninsula.

Based Salazar.
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