Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[Alvecia]

Sounds like every city I build
Still haven't got the hang of proper traffic management.

This is the biggest I've ever got. Turns out cargo ports spit out a metric shit ton of traffic every time a ship come in.

My favourite shot is still this overly ambitious firefighter

Actually looks pretty nice if you ask me.

Only cause it's not zoomed in

I was quite proud of it to be honest. Only issues I started to have were water and waste management, and one or two particularly busy roads that I couldn't really fix, having built myself into a corner.

At one point I moved my water pumps from the main river here to one just north, out of the picture. Only I'd misjudged how much I was sucking up, and as the northern river was much smaller I completely dried it up.
Only shot I've got of that is this one after I fixed it. Put my wastewater dispoal there to refill the river and added a load of groundwater tanks to supplement my reduced pumps.

Also the Passenger ships had a bit of fun getting up to and down from their ports thanks to this lovely little unintended water slide

[Kannap]

In a way, isn't Cities Skyline just a grand strategy game with less genocide and incest?


No, not really. But Paradox is Paradox, so go for it.

If it's me playing, there's plenty of accidental killing of my own people.

Sure, you can claim those two earthquakes were accidental and not your fault, but all those citizens know the angry god in the sky who gives city blocks can also take away.

[Crysuko]

If it's me playing, there's plenty of accidental killing of my own people.

Sure, you can claim those two earthquakes were accidental and not your fault, but all those citizens know the angry god in the sky who gives city blocks can also take away.

the planning commission giveth, the planning commission taketh away

[Alvecia]

If it's me playing, there's plenty of accidental killing of my own people.

Sure, you can claim those two earthquakes were accidental and not your fault, but all those citizens know the angry god in the sky who gives city blocks can also take away.

I'll always remember Quill18's first stream of the Natural Disasters where he didn't understand why there wasn't anything happening when he pressed the tornado or tsunami button.

Naturally, he pressed it several times thinking it was busted.

Queue a whole bunch of tornados and tsunami's all at once.

[The Batavia]

Sure, you can claim those two earthquakes were accidental and not your fault, but all those citizens know the angry god in the sky who gives city blocks can also take away.

I'll always remember Quill18's first stream of the Natural Disasters where he didn't understand why there wasn't anything happening when he pressed the tornado or tsunami button.

Naturally, he pressed it several times thinking it was busted.

Queue a whole bunch of tornados and tsunami's all at once.

link pl0x

[Alvecia]

I'll always remember Quill18's first stream of the Natural Disasters where he didn't understand why there wasn't anything happening when he pressed the tornado or tsunami button.

Naturally, he pressed it several times thinking it was busted.

Queue a whole bunch of tornados and tsunami's all at once.

link pl0x

I'm getting two mixed up.
Sips was the ones with the tornados.
Quill I think was the one with the tsunamis

[Val Halla]

If it's me playing, there's plenty of accidental killing of my own people.

Sure, you can claim those two earthquakes were accidental and not your fault, but all those citizens know the angry god in the sky who gives city blocks can also take away.

More like the traffic system being so fucked nobody can go to hospital.

[The Batavia]

link pl0x

I'm getting two mixed up.
Sips was the ones with the tornados.
Quill I think was the one with the tsunamis

I like how the message keeps repeating.

[Alvecia]

I'm getting two mixed up.
Sips was the ones with the tornados.
Quill I think was the one with the tsunamis

I like how the message keeps repeating.

“A tornado has touched down. A tornado has touched down. A tornado has touched down...”

[The Alexanderians]

Is Cities Skylines appropriate to discuss, or is it all grand strategy?

Nah,Cities Skylines is fine since it is a Paradox game.

Still trying to figure it out. Playing it like a simcity game is a bad idea.

[The Batavia]

Nah,Cities Skylines is fine since it is a Paradox game.

Still trying to figure it out. Playing it like a simcity game is a bad idea.

Well they are two diffrent games, Skylines is more of a simulator while Sim city is... well... You can get a superhero at some point if I recall...

[Kannap]

Sure, you can claim those two earthquakes were accidental and not your fault, but all those citizens know the angry god in the sky who gives city blocks can also take away.

More like the traffic system being so fucked nobody can go to hospital.

Population control, clearly. Can't become overpopulated without modern medicine.

[Kannap]

Nah,Cities Skylines is fine since it is a Paradox game.

Still trying to figure it out. Playing it like a simcity game is a bad idea.

It's so much better than a Sim City game and therefore has more depth to it. A bit harder to get the grasp of.

[Kannap]

Still trying to figure it out. Playing it like a simcity game is a bad idea.

Well they are two diffrent games, Skylines is more of a simulator while Sim city is... well... You can get a superhero at some point if I recall...

Did the Sim City games ever have real game mechanics or were we just putting buildings wherever we wanted without consequence?

[The Batavia]

Well they are two diffrent games, Skylines is more of a simulator while Sim city is... well... You can get a superhero at some point if I recall...

Did the Sim City games ever have real game mechanics or were we just putting buildings wherever we wanted without consequence?

I don't really know to be honest. Been years since I played a Sim City game.

[The Batavia]

As a Dutch person, I approve of this video.

[Kannap]

Did the Sim City games ever have real game mechanics or were we just putting buildings wherever we wanted without consequence?

I don't really know to be honest. Been years since I played a Sim City game.

Likewise

[Bralia]

Borg Transwarp Hub/Stargates/Mass Effect Relays confirmed.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Ill start taking names for those who want to OP the next thread, remember i can only have 10 options in the poll, and i would prefer it if you are a long term regular on here or have some experience with oping threads. So if a nation pops up with 20 posts im not going to consider it.

Ill probably set up the poll around 460-470 maybe. Just so we have it set in stone and there is not a delay with the voting mainly happening on one day right at the end of the thread page limit like last time.

[Ifreann]

Borg Transwarp Hub/Stargates/Mass Effect Relays confirmed.

Stellaris just keeps getting cooler.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Borg Transwarp Hub/Stargates/Mass Effect Relays confirmed.

Stellaris just keeps getting cooler.

Its fucking star gate time! the fecking Ori are going to come out of that thing.


HALLOWED ARE THE ORI!

[Ism]

Ill start taking names for those who want to OP the next thread, remember i can only have 10 options in the poll, and i would prefer it if you are a long term regular on here or have some experience with oping threads. So if a nation pops up with 20 posts im not going to consider it.

Ill probably set up the poll around 460-470 maybe. Just so we have it set in stone and there is not a delay with the voting mainly happening on one day right at the end of the thread page limit like last time.

Okay guys, it's an elective monarchy so before we can start the vote we have to find an inbred imbecile to inexplicably vote for in spite of all logic and reason.

[Paketo]

Borg Transwarp Hub/Stargates/Mass Effect Relays confirmed.

Reapers confirmed

[The Batavia]

My Stats: 3 Admin, 5 Diplo, 6 Mil

vote me plox

[The Huskar Social Union]

My Stats: 3 Admin, 5 Diplo, 6 Mil

vote me plox

Im placing you in a merc company and sending you to the anime threads.