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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:28 am

Imperial Idaho wrote:How does one kill a leviathan?

With wave after wave of your own men.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:52 am

Imperial Idaho wrote:How does one kill a leviathan?

Lots of guns and expendable ships.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:01 am

Right ill do the virtues poll now, think we have enough votes for this one.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:22 am

I just took like 7 frankish commanders prisoner including a King, oh time to have some fun.
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:27 am

Bralia wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Why would you say something so heinous? The Aschen are a caring, peaceful people.
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Hey, Geni, can you tell me what this word means in Aschen language?: "sterility".

I love that ya'll are as big a sci-fi geeks as me.
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Postby Bralia » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:11 am

Do you guys think I should eat my doctor while there's a plague ravaging the land?
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:12 am

You mad bro?


Dont eat your doctor.

Well.. all of him anyway.
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:22 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:You mad bro?


Dont eat your doctor.

Well.. all of him anyway.

Maybe just the legs. Don't need legs to be a doctor.
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:25 am

Genivaria wrote:
Bralia wrote:Hey, Geni, can you tell me what this word means in Aschen language?: "sterility".

I love that ya'll are as big a sci-fi geeks as me.

I literally watched everything Stargate related except for Universe over the summer, all of the knowledge is still very fresh in my mind. :D

The Huskar Social Union wrote:You mad bro?

It was just a prank, bro.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:

Dont eat your doctor.

Well.. all of him anyway.

. . . oooh! Another one! *munches*
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:35 am

Bralia wrote:
Genivaria wrote:I love that ya'll are as big a sci-fi geeks as me.

I literally watched everything Stargate related except for Universe over the summer, all of the knowledge is still very fresh in my mind. :D

The Huskar Social Union wrote:You mad bro?

It was just a prank, bro.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Dont eat your doctor.

Well.. all of him anyway.

. . . oooh! Another one! *munches*

Om nom nom.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:37 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:You mad bro?

It was just a prank, bro.

"You took one of my arms, one of my legs, one of my eyes and screamed Odin as you carved up my face with an axe and kicked the shit out of me! What do you mean its just a prank?"

"Yeah but it was just a prank bro you catholic swine, now give me money so you can go home"
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:37 pm

So im fighting a holy war for northern scotland, and the bastards have the support of like half of ireland, so as a result ive take 32 commanders prisoner.

How many men can one viking king blot or ransom?

Okay well looking through the list some are family members taken from fallen castles, but most are commanders.
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Postby Kernan » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:05 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:So im fighting a holy war for northern scotland, and the bastards have the support of like half of ireland, so as a result ive take 32 commanders prisoner.

How many men can one viking king blot or ransom?

Okay well looking through the list some are family members taken from fallen castles, but most are commanders.

Playing as Jorvik I had the same thing happen. I took so many people prisoner that I literally could not blot them all at once so I ransomed those who survived. I actually ended up catching one guy like three times. I ended up throwing him in the Oubliette.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:10 pm

Kernan wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:So im fighting a holy war for northern scotland, and the bastards have the support of like half of ireland, so as a result ive take 32 commanders prisoner.

How many men can one viking king blot or ransom?

Okay well looking through the list some are family members taken from fallen castles, but most are commanders.

Playing as Jorvik I had the same thing happen. I took so many people prisoner that I literally could not blot them all at once so I ransomed those who survived. I actually ended up catching one guy like three times. I ended up throwing him in the Oubliette.

I ransomed all but 10 who are still my prisoners, ill keep them for the blots.
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Postby Kernan » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:10 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Kernan wrote:Playing as Jorvik I had the same thing happen. I took so many people prisoner that I literally could not blot them all at once so I ransomed those who survived. I actually ended up catching one guy like three times. I ended up throwing him in the Oubliette.

I ransomed all but 10 who are still my prisoners, ill keep them for the blots.

Great Blots: For when your prison is more Christian than Alabama
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Postby Herargon » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:13 pm

Kernan wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:I ransomed all but 10 who are still my prisoners, ill keep them for the blots.

Great Blots: For when your prison is more Christian than Alabama


I thought Nevada had the most Lollards.
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Ifreann wrote:That would certainly save the local regiment of American troops the trouble of plugging your head in ye olde shittere.
How scifi alliances actually work.
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Dakran
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Postby Dakran » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:43 pm

I just got off a 12 hours Brigade shift and I need some shenanigans to do. Quick, hit me with your shenanigans.
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Postby Kernan » Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:56 pm

Dakran wrote:I just got off a 12 hours Brigade shift and I need some shenanigans to do. Quick, hit me with your shenanigans.

Sacrifice the Pope in a Blot
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Postby Dakran » Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:20 pm

Kernan wrote:
Dakran wrote:I just got off a 12 hours Brigade shift and I need some shenanigans to do. Quick, hit me with your shenanigans.

Sacrifice the Pope in a Blot

Already done that, I need something more intense and shenaniganry c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
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01_EMBASSY_PROPOSE
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Kernan
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Postby Kernan » Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:31 pm

Dakran wrote:
Kernan wrote:Sacrifice the Pope in a Blot

Already done that, I need something more intense and shenaniganry c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

Zoroastrian Rome
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Postby Deramen » Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:43 pm

Kernan wrote:
Dakran wrote:Already done that, I need something more intense and shenaniganry c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

Zoroastrian Rome

More like Hellenic Parthia you barbarian! :p
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:43 pm

Kernan wrote:
Dakran wrote:Already done that, I need something more intense and shenaniganry c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

Zoroastrian Rome

Muslim Merchant Republic?
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Kernan
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Postby Kernan » Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:51 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Kernan wrote:Zoroastrian Rome

Muslim Merchant Republic?

Zoroastrian Merchant Republican Rome
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:24 pm

Deramen wrote:
Kernan wrote:Zoroastrian Rome

More like Hellenic Parthia you barbarian! :p

Sunni Yugoslavia.
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Balochistan and New York » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:25 pm

Christian India
Call me Baloch/York for short

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