Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[The Huskar Social Union]

Okay Satan calm down.

No, i have toasted pancakes you cant make me.

[Renoa]

You are not yet worthy... of bearing the mantle... of Ulm.

You shall be cast out into the dark for your failure... so you may atone.

The atonement period is extended by double length for that pun by the way.

Only the ultimate sacrifice can make penance for this failure to ULM.
*opens American beer*

You're just jelly that Ireland doesn't have as much of a thriving craft brewery scene as we do.

[Ifreann]

Only the ultimate sacrifice can make penance for this failure to ULM.
*opens American beer*

You're just jelly that Ireland doesn't have as much of a thriving craft brewery scene as we do.

[Imperial Idaho]

I have brought shame to Mighty Ulm

You have betrayed the Ulmperium...

[The Huskar Social Union]

Im not surprised the most picked sin is lustful, really not.

Wonder what the most picked virtue will be. And because we have over 100 votes i might change the poll to the virtue one tomorrow instead of Sunday.

[Ifreann]

I have brought shame to Mighty Ulm

You have betrayed the Ulmperium...

It wasn't my fault! It was the Bavarians!

[Versail]

Whats wroth mean?

[Anywhere Else But Here]

Im not surprised the most picked sin is lustful, really not.

Wonder what the most picked virtue will be. And because we have over 100 votes i might change the poll to the virtue one tomorrow instead of Sunday.

I am, but maybe I understood the question differently to most people. I saw it as "which sin(s) do you have that actually cause you trouble/would you be better off without?" So I picked slothful and envious. I figured that very few people actually have problems as a result of being too lustful.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

Whats wroth mean?

Sound a dog makes.

[Versail]

Whats wroth mean?

Sound a dog makes.

Well I make that noise when I'm hungry so I guess that's one of my sins.

[Herargon]

Whats wroth mean?

Being angered quickly.

[Versail]

Whats wroth mean?

Being angered quickly.

Oh.
Still applies.

[Imperial Idaho]

You v.s the guy she tell you not to worry about.

[Genivaria]

Since this new system works on a per-species basis for slavery and purging, does that mean it replaces the ability to selectively purge/enslave individual pops, or is it in addition to that?
Correct, you no longer do it on a per pop basis.

Oh thank god the genocidal micro-managing is over.

Neutering: The species is prevented from reproducing through chemical castration or biological modification, eventually dying off naturally. Neutered Pops continue to function normally and may even be given a high standard of life, but have a large penalty to their happiness. The speed at which they die off varies based on the species' natural lifespan, but is typically very slow.

....wow we got creative with our evil cruelty huh?

[Impaled Nazarene]

after a long week it's time to play some EUIV. I'm thinking Palatinate uber alles.

[Bralia]

I have brought shame to Mighty Ulm

This is good. In death, Ulm has become more powerful than anyone could ever imagine.

[Redemption-America]

Since this new system works on a per-species basis for slavery and purging, does that mean it replaces the ability to selectively purge/enslave individual pops, or is it in addition to that?
Correct, you no longer do it on a per pop basis.

Oh thank god the genocidal micro-managing is over.

Neutering: The species is prevented from reproducing through chemical castration or biological modification, eventually dying off naturally. Neutered Pops continue to function normally and may even be given a high standard of life, but have a large penalty to their happiness. The speed at which they die off varies based on the species' natural lifespan, but is typically very slow.

....wow we got creative with our evil cruelty huh?

"Large penalty to their happiness."

Can't imagine why.

Incidentally, it's too bad they couldn't subtlety do the castration, like poison the water or something. Though I suppose they might eventually realize why their species is totally sterile all of a sudden. Couldn't be their friendly new overlords.

[Genivaria]

Oh thank god the genocidal micro-managing is over.


....wow we got creative with our evil cruelty huh?

"Large penalty to their happiness."

Can't imagine why.

Incidentally, it's too bad they couldn't subtlety do the castration, like poison the water or something. Though I suppose they might eventually realize why their species is totally sterile all of a sudden. Couldn't be their friendly new overlords.

Why would you say something so heinous? The Aschen are a caring, peaceful people.

[Bralia]

"Large penalty to their happiness."

Can't imagine why.

Incidentally, it's too bad they couldn't subtlety do the castration, like poison the water or something. Though I suppose they might eventually realize why their species is totally sterile all of a sudden. Couldn't be their friendly new overlords.

Why would you say something so heinous? The Aschen are a caring, peaceful people.

Hey, Geni, can you tell me what this word means in Aschen language?: "sterility".

[Imperial Idaho]

How does one kill a leviathan?

[Grenartia]

Why would you say something so heinous? The Aschen are a caring, peaceful people.

Hey, Geni, can you tell me what this word means in Aschen language?: "sterility".

Under no circumstances go to P4C-970.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

Oh thank god the genocidal micro-managing is over.


....wow we got creative with our evil cruelty huh?

"Large penalty to their happiness."

Can't imagine why.

Incidentally, it's too bad they couldn't subtlety do the castration, like poison the water or something. Though I suppose they might eventually realize why their species is totally sterile all of a sudden. Couldn't be their friendly new overlords.

There's no pleasing some people. You save them the need to use space-condoms and they're all "Boo-hoo, my species is going to slowly go extinct!"

[Lunas Legion]

"Large penalty to their happiness."

Can't imagine why.

Incidentally, it's too bad they couldn't subtlety do the castration, like poison the water or something. Though I suppose they might eventually realize why their species is totally sterile all of a sudden. Couldn't be their friendly new overlords.

There's no pleasing some people. You save them the need to use space-condoms and they're all "Boo-hoo, my species is going to slowly go extinct!"

Exactly. If they want to reproduce, they can go develop cloning.

[Altito Asmoro]

How does one kill a leviathan?

By killing it?

[Lunas Legion]

How does one kill a leviathan?

By killing it?

I personally prefer shooting it until it dies, but that works too.