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Nea Videssos
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Postby Nea Videssos » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:28 am

Transoxthraxia wrote:
Kernan wrote:So any tips for playing as Western Rome? I want to make Rome Great Again but the damn barbarians keep beating the shart out of me.

Allow them to siege your provinces. They naturally have a larger force than you and that's not going to change unless the AI throws their numerical advantage away on costly sieges. Raise your Legions, let them wear their inferior troops down on assaulting your holdings. When the enemy splits their armies, defeat them piecemeal once they're weakened and far enough away from one another. The heavy troops in your legions slaughter the light troops Odoacer fields so long as you aren't outnumbered too greatly.


I found it quite easy if I just wait a bit to build up my wealth, and hire a load of mercenaries (including whatever legions are already available). It's mostly just a matter of avoiding their army until you've got a big enough army. Even easier if a bit gamey if you just siege the one province they start out with, once they're busy with their own army/armies sieging some place on the other side of Italy.
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Postby Slakonian » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:31 am

I betrayed Axis as fascist India, left as soon as I took their tech and support and rejoined allies and backstabbed Japan in China :twisted: multiplayer ragequit occured(despite no rules), I balanced somehow the game but axis were OP having taken over Russia
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:38 am

Transoxthraxia wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:No alliances as Prussia. Then you form Germany and cry blood when every power in the world lines up against you.

Revolutionary Prussia

Well that will do. Revolutionary nations have no friends. Is there a mod to enforce revolutionary status? I'd like to mess around with it.
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:44 am

Transoxthraxia wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
No alliances at all or no alliances as Prussia since I sort-of needed Bohemia to survive Poland.

>not forming Germoney as Ulm

Forming anything as Ulm? Heresy. Ulm 4 life.

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Kernan
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Postby Kernan » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:08 am

Nea Videssos wrote:
Transoxthraxia wrote:Allow them to siege your provinces. They naturally have a larger force than you and that's not going to change unless the AI throws their numerical advantage away on costly sieges. Raise your Legions, let them wear their inferior troops down on assaulting your holdings. When the enemy splits their armies, defeat them piecemeal once they're weakened and far enough away from one another. The heavy troops in your legions slaughter the light troops Odoacer fields so long as you aren't outnumbered too greatly.


I found it quite easy if I just wait a bit to build up my wealth, and hire a load of mercenaries (including whatever legions are already available). It's mostly just a matter of avoiding their army until you've got a big enough army. Even easier if a bit gamey if you just siege the one province they start out with, once they're busy with their own army/armies sieging some place on the other side of Italy.

He always splits his army in two and chases me around Italy destroying my army before I can link up. Around 5k wrecking my army (quite handedly I might add). I will try raising the Legions though. We can see what happens.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:41 am

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Postby Gondolaulus » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:46 am

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:50 am


Kind of ran out of money so i randsomed most of them and took a few heads from the others, i then invaded my Uncles Kingdom of Denmark and took it from him as he had spent like the last 10 years in the prison of the Umayyad Sultan, plus he was a rival.

I then invaded Mercia a few years later to do the same thing and take the territory just south of York, however i lost that one when my vassals didnt move their armies north a bit to help me in a battle against a joint Merican-Cornwall army and i was taken prisoner and forced to surrender.

So im currently prepping for a second invasion, probably of East Anglia to take part of it and build up and wait till Mercia is embroiled in a civil war or something.
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Postby Igoria » Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:08 am

Ifreann wrote:
Transoxthraxia wrote:>not forming Germoney as Ulm

Forming anything as Ulm? Heresy. Ulm 4 life.

I wonder how many more times that video will be posted.
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:48 am

Igoria wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Forming anything as Ulm? Heresy. Ulm 4 life.

I wonder how many more times that video will be posted.

Thousands.

Millions.

Ulmillions.

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Postby Genivaria » Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:49 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Gondolaulus wrote:Enough material for two years of Blott.

Kind of ran out of money so i randsomed most of them and took a few heads from the others, i then invaded my Uncles Kingdom of Denmark and took it from him as he had spent like the last 10 years in the prison of the Umayyad Sultan, plus he was a rival.

I then invaded Mercia a few years later to do the same thing and take the territory just south of York, however i lost that one when my vassals didnt move their armies north a bit to help me in a battle against a joint Merican-Cornwall army and i was taken prisoner and forced to surrender.

So im currently prepping for a second invasion, probably of East Anglia to take part of it and build up and wait till Mercia is embroiled in a civil war or something.

I've found that the best thing about raiding is the ransoming of prisoners.
If they don't want them back then I sacrifice.
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Postby Herargon » Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:06 am

Alvecia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Well if i was going to type something in a "proper" northern ireland style, the word "Like" would be at the end of every sentence and then i would throw in a "so it is" here and there.

Accents are weird :)


Languages even more so.

Met het Neederlands veroof'ren weij alles dat in ons bëreik zit! Inkluzief EU4! >:)

I'm considering an EU4 run soon again, though.
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:27 am

I really need to play EU4 and Stellaris on my new laptop, but I just can't stop playing Skyrim.

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Postby Bralia » Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:36 am

Ifreann wrote:I really need to play EU4 and Stellaris on my new laptop, but I just can't stop playing Skyrim.

It's an older mod, sir, but it checks out.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:05 pm

Bralia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I really need to play EU4 and Stellaris on my new laptop, but I just can't stop playing Skyrim.

It's an older mod, sir, but it checks out.

Excellent.

ETA: Eww, version rollback required.


Fuck it, I'll just play Ulm
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Postby Bralia » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:16 pm

Ifreann wrote:

Excellent.

ETA: Eww, version rollback required.


Fuck it, I'll just play Ulm

Yeah, the rollback is the only drawback.

And, let's face it, Ulm is basically the Empire of Tamriel. They can do no wrong and everything is theirs by right!
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:44 pm

I have brought shame to Mighty Ulm :(


Bralia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Excellent.

ETA: Eww, version rollback required.


Fuck it, I'll just play Ulm

Yeah, the rollback is the only drawback.

And, let's face it, Ulm is basically the Empire of Tamriel. They can do no wrong and everything is theirs by right!

moar liek empire of ulmriel

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:46 pm

Ifreann wrote:I have brought shame to Mighty Ulm :(


Bralia wrote:Yeah, the rollback is the only drawback.

And, let's face it, Ulm is basically the Empire of Tamriel. They can do no wrong and everything is theirs by right!

moar liek empire of ulmriel
You are not yet worthy... of bearing the mantle... of Ulm.

You shall be cast out into the dark for your failure... so you may atone.


The atonement period is extended by double length for that pun by the way.
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:46 pm


Gonna harvest some primitives for food Wraith style.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:47 pm

Genivaria wrote:

Gonna harvest some primitives for food Wraith style.

Here's hoping a team of plucky heroes dont show up in an ancient under water city from another galaxy.
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:48 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Gonna harvest some primitives for food Wraith style.

Here's hoping a team of plucky heroes dont show up in an ancient under water city from another galaxy.

Yay! More food!
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:50 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I have brought shame to Mighty Ulm :(



moar liek empire of ulmriel
You are not yet worthy... of bearing the mantle... of Ulm.

You shall be cast out into the dark for your failure... so you may atone.


The atonement period is extended by double length for that pun by the way.

Only the ultimate sacrifice can make penance for this failure to ULM.
*opens American beer*

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Postby Lunas Legion » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:55 pm

Ifreann wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:You are not yet worthy... of bearing the mantle... of Ulm.

You shall be cast out into the dark for your failure... so you may atone.


The atonement period is extended by double length for that pun by the way.

Only the ultimate sacrifice can make penance for this failure to ULM.
*opens American beer*


No Iffy, don't do that to yourself.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:57 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Only the ultimate sacrifice can make penance for this failure to ULM.
*opens American beer*


No Iffy, don't do that to yourself.

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Postby Genivaria » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:59 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
No Iffy, don't do that to yourself.

Image

Okay Satan calm down.
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