Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[Jaku Progenitors]

Hmm, im now in the mood to play a game of EU4 as a custom "NORN IRON" Empire and conquer the world.

Grandmaster: What's this?

Scientist: Just some primitives.

Grandmaster: Observe them.

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I am playing Stellaris as The Gecki Order.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Hmm, im now in the mood to play a game of EU4 as a custom "NORN IRON" Empire and conquer the world.

Grandmaster: What's this?

Scientist: Just some primitives.

Grandmaster: Observe them.

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I am playing Stellaris as The Gecki Order.

When we reach space prepare yourselves, Guinness and petrol bombs everywhere.

[Jaku Progenitors]

Grandmaster: What's this?

Scientist: Just some primitives.

Grandmaster: Observe them.

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I am playing Stellaris as The Gecki Order.

When we reach space prepare yourselves, Guinness and petrol bombs everywhere.

Get the automated dreadnought here will you?

[Bralia]

The Idiot's Guide to being an Interspecies Ruler.

[Balochistan and New York]

The Idiot's Guide to being an Interspecies Ruler.

Is stellaris like EUIV? just space? If no what are the differences?

[Great Nepal]

The Idiot's Guide to being an Interspecies Ruler.

Is stellaris like EUIV? just space? If no what are the differences?

You can't eat people of different culture in EU4, whereas you can build a planet sized farm of xenos to be turned into sausages in stellaris.

[Ifreann]

The Idiot's Guide to being an Interspecies Ruler.

"Full citizenship for all!"
"Boo!"
"Full citizenship for none!"
"Boo!"
"Full citizenship for some, miniature Space American flags for others!"
"Yay!"

[Bralia]

Is stellaris like EUIV? just space? If no what are the differences?

You can't eat people of different culture in EU4, whereas you can build a planet sized farm of xenos to be turned into sausages in stellaris.

All of a sudden, I realize that this is what's missing from EUIV. I've always wanted to try eating an Albanian.

[Great Nepal]

You can't eat people of different culture in EU4, whereas you can build a planet sized farm of xenos to be turned into sausages in stellaris.

All of a sudden, I realize that this is what's missing from EUIV. I've always wanted to try eating an Albanian.

Indeed, brings a whole new meaning to "German sausages".

[Ifreann]

You can't eat people of different culture in EU4, whereas you can build a planet sized farm of xenos to be turned into sausages in stellaris.

All of a sudden, I realize that this is what's missing from EUIV. I've always wanted to try eating an Albanian.

In EU4, Kebab eat you!

[Bralia]

All of a sudden, I realize that this is what's missing from EUIV. I've always wanted to try eating an Albanian.

Indeed, brings a whole new meaning to "German sausages".

[The Huskar Social Union]

Indeed, brings a whole new meaning to "German sausages".

I love that gif, thank you!

[Transoxthraxia]

http://i.imgur.com/BSqh5la.jpg

best commander ever?

[Bralia]

I love that gif, thank you!

I'm on the road to turning into you, Huskar, you're rubbing off on me. I am increasingly knowing the appropriate moments where Game of Thrones' gifs are worthy of being dropped thanks to you.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I love that gif, thank you!

I'm on the road to turning into you, Huskar, you're rubbing off on me. I am increasingly knowing the appropriate moments where Game of Thrones' gifs are worthy of being dropped thanks to you.

This pleases me.

[Ifreann]

I love that gif, thank you!

I'm on the road to turning into you, Huskar, you're rubbing off on me. I am increasingly knowing the appropriate moments where Game of Thrones' gifs are worthy of being dropped thanks to you.

Brakar? Huslia?

[Alvecia]

I'm on the road to turning into you, Huskar, you're rubbing off on me. I am increasingly knowing the appropriate moments where Game of Thrones' gifs are worthy of being dropped thanks to you.

Brakar? Huslia?

NS's Brangelina

[The Huskar Social Union]

Im tempted to get the black ice mod for HOI4, seeing the paradox world war Wednesday steam of it, it has soo much stuff, it looks awesome yet terrifying.

Which was the same reaction i had to my brief hoi3 experience with black ice.

[Kernan]

When the World Stopped Making Sense

I am on the development team by that Mod!

So any tips for playing as Western Rome? I want to make Rome Great Again but the damn barbarians keep beating the shart out of me.

[Impaled Nazarene]

presses button [turns into HRE] "wait somethings not right..." releases Prussia and cedes entire empire to Prussia."Much better"

Prussia is surprisingly fun. Allied with Russia and Bohemia, have almost partitioned Poland-Brandenburg and Lithuania.

Try a no alliance run. I managed to bully a few smaller powers before the almighty Franco-Swedish coalition spit roasts me with a large Russian state.

[Transoxthraxia]

I am on the development team by that Mod!

So any tips for playing as Western Rome? I want to make Rome Great Again but the damn barbarians keep beating the shart out of me.

Allow them to siege your provinces. They naturally have a larger force than you and that's not going to change unless the AI throws their numerical advantage away on costly sieges. Raise your Legions, let them wear their inferior troops down on assaulting your holdings. When the enemy splits their armies, defeat them piecemeal once they're weakened and far enough away from one another. The heavy troops in your legions slaughter the light troops Odoacer fields so long as you aren't outnumbered too greatly.

[Lunas Legion]

Prussia is surprisingly fun. Allied with Russia and Bohemia, have almost partitioned Poland-Brandenburg and Lithuania.

Try a no alliance run. I managed to bully a few smaller powers before the almighty Franco-Swedish coalition spit roasts me with a large Russian state.

No alliances at all or no alliances as Prussia since I sort-of needed Bohemia to survive Poland.

[Transoxthraxia]

Try a no alliance run. I managed to bully a few smaller powers before the almighty Franco-Swedish coalition spit roasts me with a large Russian state.

No alliances at all or no alliances as Prussia since I sort-of needed Bohemia to survive Poland.

>not forming Germoney as Ulm

[Impaled Nazarene]

Try a no alliance run. I managed to bully a few smaller powers before the almighty Franco-Swedish coalition spit roasts me with a large Russian state.

No alliances at all or no alliances as Prussia since I sort-of needed Bohemia to survive Poland.

No alliances as Prussia. Then you form Germany and cry blood when every power in the world lines up against you.

[Transoxthraxia]

No alliances at all or no alliances as Prussia since I sort-of needed Bohemia to survive Poland.

No alliances as Prussia. Then you form Germany and cry blood when every power in the world lines up against you.

Revolutionary Prussia