Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:04 pm

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
The Batavia wrote:

It is litterally a thumbnail of a YouTube vid

Someone should make a better quality one

Yeah, probably. It needs to have lots and lots of orange and ofcourse the Prussian bird.

Got any ideas for the Idea group?

by **Ism** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:05 pm

Is there anything more beautiful than breaking a Fallen Empire?

If there is, I have never seen such a thing.

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:06 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Deutsch-Afrika wrote:Someone should make a better quality one

Yeah, probably. It needs to have lots and lots of orange and ofcourse the Prussian bird.

Got any ideas for the Idea group?

*Prussian screeching*

A combination of the Prussian and Dutch ones

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:07 pm

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Yeah, probably. It needs to have lots and lots of orange and ofcourse the Prussian bird.

Got any ideas for the Idea group?

*Prussian screeching*

A combination of the Prussian and Dutch ones

Yeah, but only the good ones.

Goverment type: Prussian Republic (Mix between Dutch Republic and Prussian Monarcy)

by **Anywhere Else But Here** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:07 pm

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Don't forget the Ottomans and Russians.

Paradox, where the fuck is the as a formable nation?

True

top 10 most epic battles in history
Dutch-Prussian Commonwealth v.s Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

Bollocks. That's a battle of second-rate powers if ever I saw one.

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:08 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
Deutsch-Afrika wrote:True

top 10 most epic battles in history
Dutch-Prussian Commonwealth v.s Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

Bollocks. That's a battle of second-rate powers if ever I saw one.

all depends on skill ~~wanker~~ m8

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:10 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
Deutsch-Afrika wrote:True

top 10 most epic battles in history
Dutch-Prussian Commonwealth v.s Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

Bollocks. That's a battle of second-rate powers if ever I saw one.

YOU DARE INSULT THE GRAND DUTCH-PRUSSIAN COMMONWEALTH? IT HAS SINGLEHANDEDLY DISMANTLED THE HRE YOU TEA-SIPPER AND IT HAS PUSHED BACK THE OTTOMANS INTO TURKEY

NOW BE QUIET OR WE WILL ANNEX YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE ISLAND

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:11 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Bollocks. That's a battle of second-rate powers if ever I saw one.

YOU DARE INSULT THE GRAND DUTCH-PRUSSIAN COMMONWEALTH? IT HAS SINGLEHANDEDLY DISMANTLED THE HRE YOU TEA-SIPPER AND IT HAS PUSHED BACK THE OTTOMANS INTO TURKEY

NOW BE QUIET OR WE WILL ANNEX YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE ISLAND

*Preußens Gloria quietly plays*

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:12 pm

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
The Batavia wrote:YOU DARE INSULT THE GRAND DUTCH-PRUSSIAN COMMONWEALTH? IT HAS SINGLEHANDEDLY DISMANTLED THE HRE YOU TEA-SIPPER AND IT HAS PUSHED BACK THE OTTOMANS INTO TURKEY

NOW BE QUIET OR WE WILL ANNEX YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE ISLAND

*Preußens Gloria quietly plays*

But it gets louder

by **Anywhere Else But Here** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:13 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Bollocks. That's a battle of second-rate powers if ever I saw one.

YOU DARE INSULT THE GRAND DUTCH-PRUSSIAN COMMONWEALTH? IT HAS SINGLEHANDEDLY DISMANTLED THE HRE YOU TEA-SIPPER AND IT HAS PUSHED BACK THE OTTOMANS INTO TURKEY

NOW BE QUIET OR WE WILL ANNEX YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE ISLAND

Sure, unless Napoleon looks at you funny and you immediately become his vassal out of terror.

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:14 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
The Batavia wrote:YOU DARE INSULT THE GRAND DUTCH-PRUSSIAN COMMONWEALTH? IT HAS SINGLEHANDEDLY DISMANTLED THE HRE YOU TEA-SIPPER AND IT HAS PUSHED BACK THE OTTOMANS INTO TURKEY

NOW BE QUIET OR WE WILL ANNEX YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE ISLAND

Sure, unless Napoleon looks at you funny and you immediately become his vassal out of terror.

*Cough cough* Franco-Prussian War *Cough cough*

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:14 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
The Batavia wrote:YOU DARE INSULT THE GRAND DUTCH-PRUSSIAN COMMONWEALTH? IT HAS SINGLEHANDEDLY DISMANTLED THE HRE YOU TEA-SIPPER AND IT HAS PUSHED BACK THE OTTOMANS INTO TURKEY

NOW BE QUIET OR WE WILL ANNEX YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE ISLAND

Sure, unless Napoleon looks at you funny and you immediately become his vassal out of terror.

What is a France?
Oh you mean new Algeria

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:17 pm

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Sure, unless Napoleon looks at you funny and you immediately become his vassal out of terror.

What is a France?
Oh you mean new Algeria

Damn Deutsch-Afrika, back at it again with the immigration jokes.

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:18 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Deutsch-Afrika wrote:What is a France?
Oh you mean new Algeria

Damn Deutsch-Afrika, back at it again with the immigration jokes.

Oh shit the S.J.Ws are gonna find me at this rate

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:18 pm

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Damn Deutsch-Afrika, back at it again with the immigration jokes.

Oh shit the S.J.Ws are gonna find me at this rate

Speaking of France...

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:21 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Deutsch-Afrika wrote:Oh shit the S.J.Ws are gonna find me at this rate

Speaking of France...

*Laughs Manically*

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:23 pm

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Speaking of France...

*Laughs Manically*

Isn't this how the flag looks like?

Ah, I love myself a good old French bashing

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:24 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Deutsch-Afrika wrote:*Laughs Manically*

Isn't this how the flag looks like?

Ah, I love myself a good old French bashing

HonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHon

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:25 pm

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Isn't this how the flag looks like?

Ah, I love myself a good old French bashing

HonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHon

Long story short, the Batavian Republic (I don't mean my NS nation) wouldn't have happend if the Dutch-Prussian Commonwealth was a thing.

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:27 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Deutsch-Afrika wrote:HonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHonHon

Long story short, the Batavian Republic (I don't mean my NS nation) wouldn't have happend if the Dutch-Prussian Commonwealth was a thing.

We should make a region about a universe where the Dutch-Prussian Commonwealth exists

by **The Batavia** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:29 pm

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Long story short, the Batavian Republic (I don't mean my NS nation) wouldn't have happend if the Dutch-Prussian Commonwealth was a thing.

We should make a region about a universe where the Dutch-Prussian Commonwealth exists

Great idea.

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:30 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Deutsch-Afrika wrote:We should make a region about a universe where the Dutch-Prussian Commonwealth exists

Great idea.

k

by **Anywhere Else But Here** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:33 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Sure, unless Napoleon looks at you funny and you immediately become his vassal out of terror.

*Cough cough* Franco-Prussian War *Cough cough*

Well, Bismarck's a special case.

by **Genivaria** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:36 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
The Batavia wrote:*Cough cough* Franco-Prussian War *Cough cough*

Well, Bismarck's a special case.

And Napoleon showed him the proper respect.
“Hats off, gentlemen, if he were still alive, we should not be here.”

by **Anywhere Else But Here** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:04 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Well, Bismarck's a special case.

And Napoleon showed him the proper respect.
“Hats off, gentlemen, if he were still alive, we should not be here.”

Uh...that was Frederick the Great. Unless Napoleon was a clairvoyant:
"Gentlemen, if this man had been born yet, I would not be here."

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