Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

by **Kernan** » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:44 pm

I have a new challenge for the CK2 AGOT mod. I call it ON AN OPEN FIELD NED!!! and the goal is to have King Bobby B conquer a Dothraki Khalasar. Bonus points if you kick Drogos ass.

by **Wallenburg** » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:53 pm

Someone forgot how feudalism works...

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:01 am

Wallenburg wrote:Someone forgot how feudalism works...

Bernard is just a tiny bit power hungry

by **Bralia** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:02 am

Jade Dragon will be $15.

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:41 am

Bralia wrote:Jade Dragon will be $15.

R.I.P my wallet

by **The Batavia** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:11 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Bralia wrote:I don't blame you for desiring the throne, but I'm going to find your two supporters and kill them.

If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

On another note, more border gore courtesy of a HRE that clearly can't get its shit together unless it is fighting the Mongols or Ottomans.

Question: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO ITALY?

by **Anywhere Else But Here** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:48 am

The Batavia wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

On another note, more border gore courtesy of a HRE that clearly can't get its shit together unless it is fighting the Mongols or Ottomans.

Question: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO ITALY?

Italy cries out to be restored to Roman rule.

by **The Batavia** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:51 am

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Question: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO ITALY?

Italy cries out to be restored to Roman rule.

Pretty much. "PLEASE BYZANTIUM! JUST TAKE ME!"

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:29 am

Italy is just being its natural self prior to the 1800s.

by **Equalsun Empire** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:33 am

So, currently playing an EUIV game with a friend- Austria-Hungary, he's the Hungary to my Austria. The year is currently 1495, and the status of the world is as follows- The Poland-Lithuanian union is currently half-sieged by a combined Saxon, Bohemian, Austro-Hungarian-Bosnian-Bulgarian, Muscovite, Danish, Swedish, Norse army. The Ottomans have two provinces remaining in the Balkans (Constantinople was never taken, and their former capital of Edirne is an Austrian outpost, the provinces are central in between Serbia and Bulgaria). The first great power in the new world is Austria, with colonies in Cuba and Puerto Rico based on missions heading from the Netherlands to their colonies in Cape Verde. The entirety of both Austria and Hungary is undergoing prosperity, it's been so long since invading armies managed to siege them. And finally, France has already formed to its modern-day borders, but cannot expand into Europe because of a strong HRE and the Austrian Netherlands.

We're going to be writing an AAR of this one

by **The Batavia** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:46 am

Equalsun Empire wrote:So, currently playing an EUIV game with a friend- Austria-Hungary, he's the Hungary to my Austria. The year is currently 1495, and the status of the world is as follows- The Poland-Lithuanian union is currently half-sieged by a combined Saxon, Bohemian, Austro-Hungarian-Bosnian-Bulgarian, Muscovite, Danish, Swedish, Norse army. The Ottomans have two provinces remaining in the Balkans (Constantinople was never taken, and their former capital of Edirne is an Austrian outpost, the provinces are central in between Serbia and Bulgaria). The first great power in the new world is Austria, with colonies in Cuba and Puerto Rico based on missions heading from the Netherlands to their colonies in Cape Verde. The entirety of both Austria and Hungary is undergoing prosperity, it's been so long since invading armies managed to siege them. And finally, France has already formed to its modern-day borders, but cannot expand into Europe because of a strong HRE and the Austrian Netherlands.

We're going to be writing an AAR of this one

I'm mildly triggered.

by **Genivaria** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:54 am

The Batavia wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

On another note, more border gore courtesy of a HRE that clearly can't get its shit together unless it is fighting the Mongols or Ottomans.

Question: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO ITALY?

Considering what it actually looked like at the time this seems fine.

by **Bralia** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:30 am

Hearts of Iron IV Dev Diary: The Borrowing Ideas From Fellow PDS Games Edition

by **Salus Maior** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:33 am

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:
Bralia wrote:Jade Dragon will be $15.

R.I.P my wallet

Not that expensive.

by **The Batavia** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:33 am

Bralia wrote:Hearts of Iron IV Dev Diary: The Borrowing Ideas From Fellow PDS Games Edition

So you can kick people out of factions in the future. I think this is a pretty good idea.

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:39 am

Salus Maior wrote:
Deutsch-Afrika wrote:R.I.P my wallet

Not that expensive.

Not in my case
Am poor fam

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:57 am

Equalsun Empire wrote:So, currently playing an EUIV game with a friend- Austria-Hungary, he's the Hungary to my Austria. The year is currently 1495, and the status of the world is as follows- The Poland-Lithuanian union is currently half-sieged by a combined Saxon, Bohemian, Austro-Hungarian-Bosnian-Bulgarian, Muscovite, Danish, Swedish, Norse army. The Ottomans have two provinces remaining in the Balkans (Constantinople was never taken, and their former capital of Edirne is an Austrian outpost, the provinces are central in between Serbia and Bulgaria). The first great power in the new world is Austria, with colonies in Cuba and Puerto Rico based on missions heading from the Netherlands to their colonies in Cape Verde. The entirety of both Austria and Hungary is undergoing prosperity, it's been so long since invading armies managed to siege them. And finally, France has already formed to its modern-day borders, but cannot expand into Europe because of a strong HRE and the Austrian Netherlands.

We're going to be writing an AAR of this one

Post screenshots of this please, i would like to see it.

by **The Batavia** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:59 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Equalsun Empire wrote:So, currently playing an EUIV game with a friend- Austria-Hungary, he's the Hungary to my Austria. The year is currently 1495, and the status of the world is as follows- The Poland-Lithuanian union is currently half-sieged by a combined Saxon, Bohemian, Austro-Hungarian-Bosnian-Bulgarian, Muscovite, Danish, Swedish, Norse army. The Ottomans have two provinces remaining in the Balkans (Constantinople was never taken, and their former capital of Edirne is an Austrian outpost, the provinces are central in between Serbia and Bulgaria). The first great power in the new world is Austria, with colonies in Cuba and Puerto Rico based on missions heading from the Netherlands to their colonies in Cape Verde. The entirety of both Austria and Hungary is undergoing prosperity, it's been so long since invading armies managed to siege them. And finally, France has already formed to its modern-day borders, but cannot expand into Europe because of a strong HRE and the Austrian Netherlands.

We're going to be writing an AAR of this one

Post screenshots of this please, i would like to see it.

No please don't, I don't think my eyes can handle Austrian Netherlands...

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:59 am

The Batavia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Post screenshots of this please, i would like to see it.

No please don't, I don't think my eyes can handle Austrian Netherlands...

Do it.

by **The Batavia** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:01 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Batavia wrote:No please don't, I don't think my eyes can handle Austrian Netherlands...

Do it.

NO DON'T, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE HABSBURGS IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PART OF EUROPE!

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:02 am

The Batavia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Do it.

NO DON'T, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE HABSBURGS IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PART OF EUROPE!

Didnt know the Austrians owned Belfast.

by **The Batavia** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:03 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Batavia wrote:NO DON'T, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE HABSBURGS IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PART OF EUROPE!

Didnt know the Austrians owned Belfast.

.......

fuck

by **Wallenburg** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:27 am

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Question: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO ITALY?

Italy cries out to be restored to ~~Roman~~Bohemian rule.

FTFY. The kingdom, not the duchy. Both of which are independent from the HRE and each other rn.

by **Ifreann** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:08 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Batavia wrote:NO DON'T, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE HABSBURGS IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PART OF EUROPE!

Didnt know the Austrians owned Belfast.

It's one thing to lie to us, Huskar, but don't lie to yourself.

by **Deutsch-Afrika** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:33 am

Ifreann wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Didnt know the Austrians owned Belfast.

It's one thing to lie to us, Huskar, but don't lie to yourself.

oh

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