Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[Anywhere Else But Here]

"Good night, sweet prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."

Thank God that fucker's dead.

[The Olog-Hai]

You call that border gore?

Not if those vassals are placed under the authority of a loyal viceroy.
Like say....dear hubby Huskar?

Can't do that when I haven't bought the DLC! Hah! Gotcha!

Somehow Deutsch-Mittelafrika shattered.

[Deutsch-Afrika]

Can't do that when I haven't bought the DLC! Hah! Gotcha!

Somehow Deutsch-Mittelafrika shattered.

It happens a-lot in my games

[Deutsch-Afrika]

Can't do that when I haven't bought the DLC! Hah! Gotcha!

Somehow Deutsch-Mittelafrika shattered.

It happens a-lot in my games

[TURTLESHROOM II]

All sorts of people in the EUIV will now start expressing themselves, religiously and culturally, ruining the secular individualist status quo that's worked out so well so far. Alternatively, as a player, you can now express yourself by having a vendetta against [insert culture/religion here], so at least there's some consolation there. I can now say "Screw the Portuguese" all the more emphatically now!

Not sure if I'm going to keep that firmly set on Muslim removal or throw it at those gosh forsaken Spainards.

Doggone Spainards, taking Mexico from GLORIOUS NIPPON EMPEROR...

[The Huskar Social Union]

If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

Not if those vassals are placed under the authority of a loyal viceroy.
Like say....dear hubby Huskar?

I am lord, not viceroy. Remember yourself Geni.

[Deutsch-Afrika]

Not if those vassals are placed under the authority of a loyal viceroy.
Like say....dear hubby Huskar?

I am lord, not viceroy. Remember yourself Geni.

Huskar are you spooky

[The Huskar Social Union]

I am lord, not viceroy. Remember yourself Geni.

Huskar are you spooky

Yes, its getting close to Halloween, it would be fitting for me to be so.

[Deutsch-Afrika]

Huskar are you spooky

Yes, its getting close to Halloween, it would be fitting for me to be so.

Okay my lord

[Genivaria]

Not if those vassals are placed under the authority of a loyal viceroy.
Like say....dear hubby Huskar?

I am lord, not viceroy. Remember yourself Geni.

You can hold more than one title you know.
I tend to give viceroy titles to my heir just to piss off the scheming vassals.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I am lord, not viceroy. Remember yourself Geni.

You can hold more than one title you know.
I tend to give viceroy titles to my heir just to piss off the scheming vassals.

I know, i go by many titles.

[Equalsun Empire]

So, currently playing an EUIV game with a friend- Austria-Hungary, he's the Hungary to my Austria. The year is currently 1495, and the status of the world is as follows- The Poland-Lithuanian union is currently half-sieged by a combined Saxon, Bohemian, Austro-Hungarian-Bosnian-Bulgarian, Muscovite, Danish, Swedish, Norse army. The Ottomans have two provinces remaining in the Balkans (Constantinople was never taken, and their former capital of Edirne is an Austrian outpost, the provinces are central in between Serbia and Bulgaria). The first great power in the new world is Austria, with colonies in Cuba and Puerto Rico based on missions heading from the Netherlands to their colonies in Cape Verde. The entirety of both Austria and Hungary is undergoing prosperity, it's been so long since invading armies managed to siege them. And finally, France has already formed to its modern-day borders, but cannot expand into Europe because of a strong HRE and the Austrian Netherlands.

We're going to be writing an AAR of this one

Post screenshots of this please, i would like to see it.

When I get home I will! I also have screenshots of the time our Serbian rebels we supported got lost and sieged down Genoa instead of the Ottomans... This game has been an interesting one.

[Impaled Nazarene]

It's almost Halloween. I expect Huskar will resort to his old icon.

[Nea Videssos]

You can hold more than one title you know.
I tend to give viceroy titles to my heir just to piss off the scheming vassals.

I know, i go by many titles.

As soon as you said that, my mind instantly went there. A bit of Mighty Boosh is always good.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I know, i go by many titles.

As soon as you said that, my mind instantly went there. A bit of Mighty Boosh is always good.

Indeed.


Some call me.... Cillit Bang!

[Genivaria]

You can hold more than one title you know.
I tend to give viceroy titles to my heir just to piss off the scheming vassals.

I know, i go by many titles.

......the fuck did I just watch.
"Don't say anything, simply kiss my balls."

[Ifreann]

As soon as you said that, my mind instantly went there. A bit of Mighty Boosh is always good.

Indeed.


Some call me.... Cillit Bang!

LIMESCALE. RUST. GROUND IN DIRT.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I know, i go by many titles.

......the fuck did I just watch.
"Don't say anything, simply kiss my balls."

That is the Mighty Boosh my friend, its a.... wonderful... thing

[Equalsun Empire]

The glorious Austro-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Bosnian Empire. The Poles just peaced out Denmark/Sweden/Norway/Muscovy, but they still stand no chance against the Austrian juggernaut. The furthest-flung colony in Europe... Well, out of it, I guess. The soon-to-be furthest-flung colony for a European nation. Bonus- Serbian nationalists sieging down Genoa for no reason whatsoever.

*Note- we're using the mod Common Universalis

[The Knockout Gun Gals]

If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

On another note, more border gore courtesy of a HRE that clearly can't get its shit together unless it is fighting the Mongols or Ottomans.

Question: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO ITALY?

Love the Seljuk!

[Bralia]

1.8.2 Stellaris patch has been pushed out.

[Nature-Spirits]

I'm playing a game of CK2 using After the End (which is probably my second or third favourite mod, up with Warhammer: Geheimnisnacht and Game of Thrones), as the Saskatchewanian Supernault nomads. I recently conquered a part of the West Coast (I now stretch from the Great Lakes to the Pacific) -- super fun. I love seeing the name of my home province plastered across so many regions which are most definitely not Saskatchewan.

Anyway, I was wondering: does anyone know if the Nanissaanah religion has any interesting mechanics (aside from the vision quest, which gets very repetitive)? I feel very tempted to go Cetic -- or maybe I go the other route and convert to Ursuline (or High Church), and unite the Canadian Christians. Or maybe I do something else altogether, like Rust Cultist. I don't know. D:

[Bralia]

Stellaris Dev Diary: The internal development build, where everything clearly looks the same as it always has and there certainly aren't any significant changes being prototyped.

[Ifreann]

Stellaris Dev Diary: The internal development build, where everything clearly looks the same as it always has and there certainly aren't any significant changes being prototyped.

All these boring dev diaries with no hype-provoking hints of big changes in the future. For shame, Paradox, for shame.

[The Batavia]

The glorious Austro-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Bosnian Empire. The Poles just peaced out Denmark/Sweden/Norway/Muscovy, but they still stand no chance against the Austrian juggernaut. The furthest-flung colony in Europe... Well, out of it, I guess. The soon-to-be furthest-flung colony for a European nation. Bonus- Serbian nationalists sieging down Genoa for no reason whatsoever.

*Note- we're using the mod Common Universalis

Oooh, you guys owned Belgium... That is not a problem in my book.