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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:21 am

So they changed Jiang Qing's portrait, that's okay though still hot.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:22 am


Who the fuck i-

Why hello there
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Postby The Batavia » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:42 am

Bralia wrote:All sorts of people in the EUIV will now start expressing themselves, religiously and culturally, ruining the secular individualist status quo that's worked out so well so far. Alternatively, as a player, you can now express yourself by having a vendetta against [insert culture/religion here], so at least there's some consolation there. I can now say "Fuck the Portuguese" all the more emphatically now!

Oh boi, now I can finally tell Austria how much of a cunt he is!
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Postby Bralia » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:44 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:

Who the fuck i-

Why hello there

Normally I'd disapprove of this, but she's actually cute so instead I want you to acquire her as a concubine so we can share her.
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Postby Wallenburg » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:50 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Who the fuck i-

Why hello there

Normally I'd disapprove of this, but she's actually cute so instead I want you to acquire her as a concubine so we can share her.

Jesus! Have you no dignity? You can't just pass around a HOI world leader like that! That's what CK2 is for!
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Postby Bralia » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:00 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Bralia wrote:Normally I'd disapprove of this, but she's actually cute so instead I want you to acquire her as a concubine so we can share her.

Jesus! Have you no dignity? You can't just pass around a HOI world leader like that! That's what CK2 is for!

Huskar and I are King and Queen of this thread precisely to bring medieval times to these "modern" times. Mind your place, Wallenburg, we might just elevate you to a Duke if you prove your worth to our great Threaddom.
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Postby Wallenburg » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:10 am

Bralia wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Jesus! Have you no dignity? You can't just pass around a HOI world leader like that! That's what CK2 is for!

Huskar and I are King and Queen of this thread precisely to bring medieval times to these "modern" times. Mind your place, Wallenburg, we might just elevate you to a Duke if you prove your worth to our great Threaddom.

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While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

King of Snark, Real Piece of Work, Metabolizer of Oxygen, Old Man from The East Pacific, by the Malevolence of Her Infinite Terribleness Catherine Gratwick the Sole and True Claimant to the Bears Armed Vacancy, Protector of the Realm
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Postby The Batavia » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:10 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Bralia wrote:Huskar and I are King and Queen of this thread precisely to bring medieval times to these "modern" times. Mind your place, Wallenburg, we might just elevate you to a Duke if you prove your worth to our great Threaddom.

Image

Okay, did you do that in-game? If so, HOW?
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Postby Wallenburg » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:13 am

The Batavia wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Image

Okay, did you do that in-game? If so, HOW?

Nope, that's all the magic of image editing. :)
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Postby The Batavia » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:15 am

Wallenburg wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Okay, did you do that in-game? If so, HOW?

Nope, that's all the magic of image editing. :)

Mkay... :(
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Postby Bralia » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:38 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Bralia wrote:Huskar and I are King and Queen of this thread precisely to bring medieval times to these "modern" times. Mind your place, Wallenburg, we might just elevate you to a Duke if you prove your worth to our great Threaddom.

Image

I don't blame you for desiring the throne, but I'm going to find your two supporters and kill them.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:40 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Bralia wrote:Huskar and I are King and Queen of this thread precisely to bring medieval times to these "modern" times. Mind your place, Wallenburg, we might just elevate you to a Duke if you prove your worth to our great Threaddom.

Image

All you survey are loyal to me, for i am both prince and emperor. If you are going to fabricate on anyone, it will be me, and me alone.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:41 am

Also i am consumed my warhammer 2 still, having nearly put 100 hours into it since release and have not played a paradox game in what feels like ages.
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Postby Deutsch-Afrika » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:46 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Also i am consumed my warhammer 2 still, having nearly put 100 hours into it since release and have not played a paradox game in what feels like ages.

oh okay
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Postby Bralia » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:50 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Also i am consumed my warhammer 2 still, having nearly put 100 hours into it since release and have not played a paradox game in what feels like ages.

One of the few games that can satisfy bloodlust on a massive scale better than Paradox games. I understand.
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Ism
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Postby Ism » Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:08 pm

Bralia wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Image

I don't blame you for desiring the throne, but I'm going to find your two supporters and kill them.


*Ism has gone into hiding*
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Renoa
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Postby Renoa » Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:59 pm

Ism wrote:
Bralia wrote:I don't blame you for desiring the throne, but I'm going to find your two supporters and kill them.


*Ism has gone into hiding*

The other supporter looks like a bishop and is possibly the court chaplain, soo...

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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:45 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Okay, did you do that in-game? If so, HOW?

Nope, that's all the magic of image editing. :)

I am legitimately impressed by this, well done.
Bralia wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:(Image)

I don't blame you for desiring the throne, but I'm going to find your two supporters and kill them.

...Then again I'm not THAT impressed.
Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Who the fuck i-

Why hello there

Normally I'd disapprove of this, but she's actually cute so instead I want you to acquire her as a concubine so we can share her.

If only all couples had their priorities this straight.
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:44 pm

Bralia wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:(Image)

I don't blame you for desiring the throne, but I'm going to find your two supporters and kill them.

If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

On another note, more border gore courtesy of a HRE that clearly can't get its shit together unless it is fighting the Mongols or Ottomans.
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While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

King of Snark, Real Piece of Work, Metabolizer of Oxygen, Old Man from The East Pacific, by the Malevolence of Her Infinite Terribleness Catherine Gratwick the Sole and True Claimant to the Bears Armed Vacancy, Protector of the Realm
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Postby The Olog-Hai » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:28 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Bralia wrote:I don't blame you for desiring the throne, but I'm going to find your two supporters and kill them.

If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

On another note, more border gore courtesy of a HRE that clearly can't get its shit together unless it is fighting the Mongols or Ottomans.
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You call that border gore?
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:29 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Bralia wrote:I don't blame you for desiring the throne, but I'm going to find your two supporters and kill them.

If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

Not if those vassals are placed under the authority of a loyal viceroy.
Like say....dear hubby Huskar?
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Postby The Knockout Gun Gals » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:56 pm



I like the previous portrait.
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TriStates wrote:Covenant declare a crusade, and wage jihad against the UNSC and Insurrectionists for 30 years.

So Covenant declare a crusade and then wage jihad? :p
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Postby The Knockout Gun Gals » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:57 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Also i am consumed my warhammer 2 still, having nearly put 100 hours into it since release and have not played a paradox game in what feels like ages.


Heretics! We don't talk about Warhammer here!
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
TriStates wrote:Covenant declare a crusade, and wage jihad against the UNSC and Insurrectionists for 30 years.

So Covenant declare a crusade and then wage jihad? :p
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Postby Wallenburg » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:22 pm

The Olog-Hai wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

On another note, more border gore courtesy of a HRE that clearly can't get its shit together unless it is fighting the Mongols or Ottomans.
Image

You call that border gore?

Image

Genivaria wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:If you do that, you'll risk decreasing vassal opinion! YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER

Not if those vassals are placed under the authority of a loyal viceroy.
Like say....dear hubby Huskar?

Can't do that when I haven't bought the DLC! Hah! Gotcha!
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

King of Snark, Real Piece of Work, Metabolizer of Oxygen, Old Man from The East Pacific, by the Malevolence of Her Infinite Terribleness Catherine Gratwick the Sole and True Claimant to the Bears Armed Vacancy, Protector of the Realm
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Postby Ism » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:26 pm

Wallenburg wrote:

Image

Genivaria wrote:Not if those vassals are placed under the authority of a loyal viceroy.
Like say....dear hubby Huskar?

Can't do that when I haven't bought the DLC! Hah! Gotcha!


She can if she bought the dlc.
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