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Postby Eol Sha » Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:59 am


Don't be a bigot, Bralia. >:( Our mighty king probably just hasn't come out, yet. Just give him time to sort through his own feelings before you lay down the fire and brimstone.
You'd better believe I'm a bitter Bernie Sanders supporter. The Dems fucked up and fucked up hard. Hopefully they'll learn that neoliberalism and maintaining the status quo isn't the way to win this election or any other one. I doubt they will, though.

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Postby Ifreann » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:39 am

Eol Sha wrote:

Don't be a bigot, Bralia...

But this is the Paradox thread. What are we supposed to do if we can't hate the people who are different from the country we most recently played as?
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Like every day I’m in a fight for my soul


It’s likely that one or two of you who’ll listen to this enjoy the liberal administration of a social lubricant in it’s many wonderful forms. I can tell by the head on ya. A drop o’ Buckfast, a bump a’ Marvyn K, a cup o’ psilocybin scald, an opium suppository or whatever you’re havin’ yourself. And we’re right there with ya, rubbin’ in the commotion lotion and chasing blue ghosts. Fuck it, d’ya know what I mean?

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Postby The Parron Republic » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:41 am

Ifreann wrote:
Eol Sha wrote:Don't be a bigot, Bralia...

But this is the Paradox thread. What are we supposed to do if we can't hate the people who are different from the country we most recently played as?

On that note, are you of the Reformed faith?
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Eol Sha
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Postby Eol Sha » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:44 am

Ifreann wrote:
Eol Sha wrote:Don't be a bigot, Bralia...

But this is the Paradox thread. What are we supposed to do if we can't hate the people who are different from the country we most recently played as?

You're right. How could I be so blind? :(
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You'd better believe I'm a bitter Bernie Sanders supporter. The Dems fucked up and fucked up hard. Hopefully they'll learn that neoliberalism and maintaining the status quo isn't the way to win this election or any other one. I doubt they will, though.

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Postby Bralia » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:48 am

Eol Sha wrote:

Don't be a bigot, Bralia. >:( Our mighty king probably just hasn't come out, yet. Just give him time to sort through his own feelings before you lay down the fire and brimstone.

"Don't be a bigot", Eol Sha says shortly after Bralia admitted to wanting to convert America to a jihadist ideology.
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:58 am

The Parron Republic wrote:
Ifreann wrote:But this is the Paradox thread. What are we supposed to do if we can't hate the people who are different from the country we most recently played as?

On that note, are you of the Reformed faith?

No faith, please, we're materialists.
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Banter For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Snark That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Sarcasm.
It be feelin' like the life that I’m livin' man out of control
Like every day I’m in a fight for my soul


It’s likely that one or two of you who’ll listen to this enjoy the liberal administration of a social lubricant in it’s many wonderful forms. I can tell by the head on ya. A drop o’ Buckfast, a bump a’ Marvyn K, a cup o’ psilocybin scald, an opium suppository or whatever you’re havin’ yourself. And we’re right there with ya, rubbin’ in the commotion lotion and chasing blue ghosts. Fuck it, d’ya know what I mean?

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:10 am

Ifreann wrote:
The Parron Republic wrote:On that note, are you of the Reformed faith?

No faith, please, we're materialists.

Filthy materialists. You will burn before the Divinity!
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Ifreann » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:12 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Ifreann wrote:No faith, please, we're materialists.

Filthy materialists. You will burn before the Divinity!

Please direct all complaints to our robot army.
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Banter For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Snark That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Sarcasm.
It be feelin' like the life that I’m livin' man out of control
Like every day I’m in a fight for my soul


It’s likely that one or two of you who’ll listen to this enjoy the liberal administration of a social lubricant in it’s many wonderful forms. I can tell by the head on ya. A drop o’ Buckfast, a bump a’ Marvyn K, a cup o’ psilocybin scald, an opium suppository or whatever you’re havin’ yourself. And we’re right there with ya, rubbin’ in the commotion lotion and chasing blue ghosts. Fuck it, d’ya know what I mean?

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Postby Eol Sha » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:14 am

Ifreann wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Filthy materialists. You will burn before the Divinity!

Please direct all complaints to our robot army.

Ask the Droid Army how that ended for them. :p
You'd better believe I'm a bitter Bernie Sanders supporter. The Dems fucked up and fucked up hard. Hopefully they'll learn that neoliberalism and maintaining the status quo isn't the way to win this election or any other one. I doubt they will, though.

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Postby Genivaria » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:24 am

Eol Sha wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Please direct all complaints to our robot army.

Ask the Droid Army how that ended for them. :p

I was thinking more terminators myself.
An army of T-800's storming your city with miniguns..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:00 am

Ifreann wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Filthy materialists. You will burn before the Divinity!

Please direct all complaints to our robot army.

What was that? Telefrag/hyperspace ram your planets? OK! (btw that needs to be a feature.)
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby Ifreann » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:04 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Please direct all complaints to our robot army.

What was that? Telefrag/hyperspace ram your planets? OK! (btw that needs to be a feature.)

That would be a terrible feature. The game would turn into a rush to destroy every inhabited planet and be over in ten minutes.
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Banter For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Snark That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Sarcasm.
It be feelin' like the life that I’m livin' man out of control
Like every day I’m in a fight for my soul


It’s likely that one or two of you who’ll listen to this enjoy the liberal administration of a social lubricant in it’s many wonderful forms. I can tell by the head on ya. A drop o’ Buckfast, a bump a’ Marvyn K, a cup o’ psilocybin scald, an opium suppository or whatever you’re havin’ yourself. And we’re right there with ya, rubbin’ in the commotion lotion and chasing blue ghosts. Fuck it, d’ya know what I mean?

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:18 am

Ifreann wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:What was that? Telefrag/hyperspace ram your planets? OK! (btw that needs to be a feature.)

That would be a terrible feature. The game would turn into a rush to destroy every inhabited planet and be over in ten minutes.

What are you talking about that sounds like a shit ton of fun.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby Genivaria » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:20 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Ifreann wrote:That would be a terrible feature. The game would turn into a rush to destroy every inhabited planet and be over in ten minutes.

What are you talking about that sounds like a shit ton of fun.

"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
General Sherman did nothing wrong, fact.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:25 am

Genivaria wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:What are you talking about that sounds like a shit ton of fun.

"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

sigging this.
What did you expect? I'm fucking Belgian.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby Transoxthraxia » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:37 am

Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search for our better selves?
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:39 am

Transoxthraxia wrote:http://i.imgur.com/4ra36zR.jpg

should I


Do it.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:39 am


I cannot believe this rampant hatred against my new found faith! How dare you, i cant call you my wife any longer!


Its just a cover anyway to destroy the Caliphate from within, im pulling a Darth Sidious.
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"They fight bravely. They cannot harm our ships but they continue to try."
"Whether they fight or not they know the will die anyway, so really is this bravery or simple desperation?"

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:40 am

Transoxthraxia wrote:http://i.imgur.com/4ra36zR.jpg

should I

Image

"Do it son, Destiny calls"
Scary Spooky Red Mans! Ohhhh! An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Egalitarian Loyal to Dragonstone

"They fight bravely. They cannot harm our ships but they continue to try."
"Whether they fight or not they know the will die anyway, so really is this bravery or simple desperation?"

Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Postby Genivaria » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:35 pm

Transoxthraxia wrote:http://i.imgur.com/4ra36zR.jpg

should I

With your massive armada of 3 corvettes?
Totally.
General Sherman did nothing wrong, fact.
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:47 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Transoxthraxia wrote:http://i.imgur.com/4ra36zR.jpg

should I

With your massive armada of 3 corvettes?
Totally.

Won't need the armada. There's a science ship right there; it'll take care of it. If Half-Life has taught us nothing else, it's that scientists are excellent at taking down alien monstrosities.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:50 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
Genivaria wrote:With your massive armada of 3 corvettes?
Totally.

Won't need the armada. There's a science ship right there; it'll take care of it. If Half-Life has taught us nothing else, it's that scientists are excellent at taking down alien monstrosities.

"Give this man a crowbar, he shall save the Human race"



Also poll suggestions you secretly sunni denizens of the paradox thread.
Scary Spooky Red Mans! Ohhhh! An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Egalitarian Loyal to Dragonstone

"They fight bravely. They cannot harm our ships but they continue to try."
"Whether they fight or not they know the will die anyway, so really is this bravery or simple desperation?"

Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:57 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Won't need the armada. There's a science ship right there; it'll take care of it. If Half-Life has taught us nothing else, it's that scientists are excellent at taking down alien monstrosities.

"Give this man a crowbar, he shall save the Human race"



Also poll suggestions you secretly sunni denizens of the paradox thread.

Best way to destroy planets. I support telefragging and hyperspace ramming.
Non-binary Aromantic Asexual Asperger's Syndrome
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:58 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:"Give this man a crowbar, he shall save the Human race"



Also poll suggestions you secretly sunni denizens of the paradox thread.

Best way to destroy planets. I support telefragging and hyperspace ramming.

Are there mods for Stellaris that allow you to do that?

I know there is one that adds in doomsday weapons, but stuff like that?
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Scary Spooky Red Mans! Ohhhh! An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Egalitarian Loyal to Dragonstone

"They fight bravely. They cannot harm our ships but they continue to try."
"Whether they fight or not they know the will die anyway, so really is this bravery or simple desperation?"

Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:00 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Best way to destroy planets. I support telefragging and hyperspace ramming.

Are there mods for Stellaris that allow you to do that?

I know there is one that adds in doomsday weapons, but stuff like that?

I might need to posses a few mod creators and Stellaris devs.
Non-binary Aromantic Asexual Asperger's Syndrome
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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