Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[Ifreann]

I will give my husband a chance to explain his motives himself, thank you very much. I'm civilized like that and I hope we can come to an agreement like gentlepeople.

Civil discussion averting war?

Worst heresy ever posted in a Paradox thread.

[Alvecia]

I will give my husband a chance to explain his motives himself, thank you very much. I'm civilized like that and I hope we can come to an agreement like gentlepeople.

Civil discussion averting war?

Worst heresy ever posted in a Paradox thread.

I certainly won't be attending the disscusions. I've heard this story before.
"Sit down" they said,
"We'll have a nice chat" they said,
"Of course the wine isn't poisoned" they said.

[Lunas Legion]

Civil discussion averting war?

Worst heresy ever posted in a Paradox thread.

I certainly won't be attending the disscusions. I've heard this story before.
"Sit down" they said,
"We'll have a nice chat" they said,
"Of course the wine isn't poisoned" they said.

Of course.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Excuse me? You would not dare strike at the heart of the land where your wife currently rules, would you?

Yes. Yes he would.

Strike true and strike with precision!

Chaaaaaaaarge!

I will give my husband a chance to explain his motives himself, thank you very much. I'm civilized like that and I hope we can come to an agreement like gentlepeople.

Im a simple Hungarian Monarch.

I see Ottomans and i kill them and take their land.

They own Anatolia, and thus it must fall to me.

The Hungarian train of fuck you is at full steam heading right into Anatolia

In my next war i plan on taking all of the western and southern coasts of Anatolia, which will then give me an opening to attack the Mamlukes as well further down the line and expand into Syria and the Levant, and eventually Egypt.

Though i will have to be wary, as Spain has declared me their new rival, but i am allied with France now and they hate spain pretty badly.

The F is up with Genoa?

Nice game, though. How's your relationship with Poland?

Genoa seems to have a hard-on for Russia and Ukraine, and decided to go against the norms of my games and didnt get kicked out instantly.

Also Poland loves me again, we are best buds and share two mutual rivals, the Ottomans and Muscovy.

[Alvecia]

I certainly won't be attending the disscusions. I've heard this story before.
"Sit down" they said,
"We'll have a nice chat" they said,
"Of course the wine isn't poisoned" they said.

Of course.

*squints*

Note to self: Doulbe check gifts from Lunas

[The Huskar Social Union]

Civil discussion averting war?

Worst heresy ever posted in a Paradox thread.

I certainly won't be attending the disscusions. I've heard this story before.
"Sit down" they said,
"We'll have a nice chat" they said,
"Of course the wine isn't poisoned" they said.

"Your escort of soldiers are not being butchered in their quarters, there are not half a dozen crossbowmen above you ready to fire on a moments notice"

[Imperial Idaho]

I certainly won't be attending the disscusions. I've heard this story before.
"Sit down" they said,
"We'll have a nice chat" they said,
"Of course the wine isn't poisoned" they said.

"Your escort of soldiers are not being butchered in their quarters, there are not half a dozen crossbowmen above you ready to fire on a moments notice"

The Balcony is not as high as it looks, and the snake seller hasn't sold a cobra in months.

[Bralia]

I will give my husband a chance to explain his motives himself, thank you very much. I'm civilized like that and I hope we can come to an agreement like gentlepeople.

Im a simple Hungarian Monarch.

I see Ottomans and i kill them and take their land.

They own Anatolia, and thus it must fall to me.

*takes out a curved dagger and slices her own chest*
*using the blood, I write a message on some parchment, place it before Huskar and slam the bloody dagger right down in the middle of the parchment*

*the message clearly reads: "THERE WILL BE NO PEA"*

. . . I . . . um . . . ran out of blood for the last----*faints*

[The Huskar Social Union]

Im a simple Hungarian Monarch.

I see Ottomans and i kill them and take their land.

They own Anatolia, and thus it must fall to me.

*takes out a curved dagger and slices her own chest*
*using the blood, I write a message on some parchment, place it before Huskar and slam the bloody dagger right down in the middle of the parchment*

*the message clearly reads: "THERE WILL BE NO PEA"*

. . . I . . . um . . . ran out of blood for the last----*faints*

Another rival down and now back to killing the ottomans whilst listening to the epic sax guy extended.

[Imperial Idaho]

Huskar and Bralia should see who can get the closest to Three Mountains to settle this dispute.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Huskar and Bralia should see who can get the closest to Three Mountains to settle this dispute.

Yeah i couldnt be bothered with that, instead ill just slaughter my enemies with the aid of my dear polish friends.

[Bralia]

Huskar and Bralia should see who can get the closest to Three Mountains to settle this dispute.

Yeah, I really don't give a Shi'ite about that ridiculous challenge, either. I'll be uniting a new Arabian Empire, a Fatimid led Caliphate like the world has never seen before!

[The Huskar Social Union]

Huskar and Bralia should see who can get the closest to Three Mountains to settle this dispute.

Yeah, I really don't give a Shi'ite about that ridiculous challenge, either. I'll be uniting a new Arabian Empire, a Fatimid led Caliphate like the world has never seen before!

Hey Ottomans, thats a nice Mediterranean coast you have there.

Would be a shame if something happened to it.

And im Hungary for more, second the truce ends im taking the Black sea coast from you as second supper!

[Czechanada]

Huskar and Bralia should see who can get the closest to Three Mountains to settle this dispute.

I think Huskar and Bralia have already gotten pretty close.

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Yeah, I really don't give a Shi'ite about that ridiculous challenge, either. I'll be uniting a new Arabian Empire, a Fatimid led Caliphate like the world has never seen before!

Hey Ottomans, thats a nice Mediterranean coast you have there.

Would be a shame if something happened to it.

And im Hungary for more, second the truce ends im taking the Black sea coast from you as second supper!

Nice UI mod man!

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I think that for my next Europa playthrough, I'm going to play it the nerdy way and do an economic game as Venice.

[Paketo]

Yeah, I really don't give a Shi'ite about that ridiculous challenge, either. I'll be uniting a new Arabian Empire, a Fatimid led Caliphate like the world has never seen before!

Hey Ottomans, thats a nice Mediterranean coast you have there.

Would be a shame if something happened to it.

And im Hungary for more, second the truce ends im taking the Black sea coast from you as second supper!

Do the ottomans control the small province above Greece Athens? Or is that just the ottomans and Venice having similar color from the mod?

Edit: when you type Greece when you mean Athens

[The Huskar Social Union]

Hey Ottomans, thats a nice Mediterranean coast you have there.

Would be a shame if something happened to it.

And im Hungary for more, second the truce ends im taking the Black sea coast from you as second supper!

Do the ottomans control the small province above Greece Athens? Or is that just the ottomans and Venice having similar color from the mod?

Edit: when you type Greece when you mean Athens

Ah thats venice who owns those islands.

[Lunas Legion]

Meanwhile I've just been making Rome great again. I still need to finish my work however.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Meanwhile I've just been making Rome great again. I still need to finish my work however.

Byzantium is the superior Roman State.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Skanderbeg notice me

I have almost fulfilled the dream.

[The Islamic State of Swedenstan]

This Crusader Kings 2 Dev diary will make you feel good in all the right places . . . *disturbingly happy grin*

I wonder what they'll do when it's finally time for CKIII? It would surely look very barebones in comparison due to all of these DLCs that are still coming out for CKII.

[Nea Videssos]

This Crusader Kings 2 Dev diary will make you feel good in all the right places . . . *disturbingly happy grin*

I wonder what they'll do when it's finally time for CKIII? It would surely look very barebones in comparison due to all of these DLCs that are still coming out for CKII.

Hopefully they'll do Victoria III before that.

[Renoa]

Skanderbeg notice me

I have almost fulfilled the dream.

"Hey Skanderbeg, you hear all that righteous fury and the screams of the heathen Turk on our borders?"

"Nah, probably just the wind or something."

[Lunas Legion]

Skanderbeg notice me

I have almost fulfilled the dream.

Damnit Huskar all you needed to do was have it be Skanderbae notice me.

[AUDEM]

Anyone use the custom nation mod?

[Ifreann]

Skanderbeg notice me

I have almost fulfilled the dream.

Eww, Georgia.