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Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:17 am

For 503 pages we prepared, we grew stronger.

While you rested in your cradle of power, believing your position of authority and standing was safe... and protected.

You thought you were destined to lead the Paradox thread and usurp that which does not belong to you...You assumed no force could challenge you!

But now... finally... i have returned. And now Idaho, at the end do you finally see your fol-


"Sir you are facing a wall...."

The chair is broken i cant turn around, halp.

*Gets pushed back around to face the denizens of the thread and dons black robe*

Much better, now at the end do you finally see your folly, you cant stand before the Dark Side of the force! Once more the Sith shall rule the Gala-

"Sir thats Star Wars"

Oh right, ahem, Now at the end do you finally see your Folly Idaho, your power is insignificant before the power of the Huskar Side! Once more the Huskarites shall rule the Paradox thread! And we shall have... peace. Through superior firepower and bread making skills! Any last words before your demise?

"My memes are be-

Go sit in the damned naughty corner! Your memes are bad and you should feel bad you little rebellious fool! And Bralia you are exiled for a week, so take care love, Apprentice Herargon, see to it. And by see to it just exile her, dont cut her head off.

*Spins in chair lighting Idaho and cackles madly to himself for he has the lunatic trait*

Okay now to the actual op and the serious stuff lest the mods deliver their holy wrath upon mine head

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE PARADOX THREAD!

Hello everyone and welcome back to the Paradox games thread, ny name is Huskar im your OP taking over from Bralia, this is the second time ive OP'd this thread. This is the sixth iteration, and this is the place to talk about all things related to Paradox Interactive, both games developed such as CK2, EU4, HOI4, Victoria 2 etc, and others that they just published such as Mount and Blade etc. Keep it civil, generate good and positive discussion about what you do in these games, share screenshots and stories of awesome or horrible things that you have done and if you need help with anything just ask, we might be murderous lunatics, but we are helpful ones at that.

We have Karlings! Abbasids! Barathetons! Targaryens! Stalinists! Trotskyists! Nazi's! Clergy men! Labourers! Soldiers! Collectivists! Democratic Crusaders! Fanatical Purifiers! Despicable Neutrals! And many more! Even those bastard extra-dimensional horrors that eat everything! I see you lurking in the back you blue bastards! I will avenge the sol legion!

From the last iteration, a list of the community's favourite mods, paradox forum and support links and other assorted goodies such as past thread titles which are a joy to read through and more shall be added as this thread goes on, both titles, links etc :
Thread III:
Rise of Sexy Poland
Fusang is best Ang
I present to you - Squidcest
One Word - Genocide
Don't Check for Sex
Strongest argument for incest I've seen
Castrate the bugger
This game hates Jews
Square Memel will live on
THEOCRATIC BEAR DLC CONFIRMED
The Sheepbuggers have risen
Watch Huskar Love The French Navy
Conquer Scandinavia. Kill God.
Only Polan can save us from landing bears
Our allies are Colombia, Japan and ISIL.
Happy birthday, master castrator.
Rage crying intensifies.
>Error. Out of Quotes.
Jews are friends with benefits
Can we at least castrate him?
Do Jews get the castration option?
Is being evil a valid cacus belli?

Thread IV:
You dont vote for Kings
Now with 200% more xenocide
Altito Asmoro does not understand EU4
Pants simultaneously hitting the floor
Fair and unbiased Polling
Just wana have fun, murder the Duke of Leon
Thou Scullion of Babylon
All's Wales that ends Wales
Covertly infiltrating Reatra
The Lesbarchy rises
Eat him for Éire!

Thread V:
The HREmperor Strikes Back
Order Gore
Quivering Pile of Heresy
Make Space Great Again
A Truly Milky Way
Operation Overlord
Our Finest Hour
Smother Them In Their Cribs
Embrace The Potato
Copt A Feel
Can't Kill These Children Fast Enough
Who Murdered The Pope?
Spectre of Space Trotskyism
A Paradox Message: Go Vote. Don't Elect A 0/0/0 Leader
Sometimes, Evil Wins
Let's Talk About Sects
Cousins Were Sexier Back Then
Help! They're Coming For Me!
My Wine Tastes Funny . . .
This balcony doesn't see-----WAAAAGH
Oh baby! I love you so---*heart attack*

Thread VI:
Return of the Huskar
Filleting Children with a Spoon
Ulm, Ulm all the time
THREE FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL WACKO!
Pure Vinegar of a Hungarian persuasion
Pure Glory of a Hungarian persuasion
Absolutely Celtic
Bordergore, bordergore never changes
Satanic decadence doesn't sound so bad now
Accidentally castrated my brother in a duel
Only Poland can save us from the Patriarchy
Fifty Shades of Huskar?
Let the Monocles hit the floor
Does this Unit have a soul?
The liberal agenda intensifies thusly
He who controls Riga controls the Universe!
THE ICE MUST FLOW
#ERROR#<CONTINGENCY PROTOCOL NOW IN EFFECT>
Arise, Sir Cancer, Lord of salt and smoke
That's what incest gets you







1st Poll "Least Favourite game": 3rd-6th Jan: Overall the least favourite game was HOI3
2nd Poll: "Favourite Paradox game" 6th-8th Jan: Tied between CK2 and EU4 for overall favourite
3rd Poll: "Favourite Time period" (General Interest poll) 8th-15th Jan: Contemporary Period (20th Century - 21st Century, HOI, Darkest Hour) was the overall favourite
4th Poll: Seven Sins (CK2 Poll) 15th-20th Jan: Most prominent sin amongst the community was "Lustful", and most people had between 1-3 deadly sins in total
5th Poll: Seven Virtues (CK2 Poll) 20th Jan- 29th January: Most Prominent virtue amongst the community was "Kind", and most people had between 1-3 virtues in total
6th Poll: REDACTED 29th January-29th January -We do no speak of this one-
7th Poll: Favourite Economic system? 29th January-5th February (recommended by Bralia): Victoria 2 has been voted as having the best economic system.
8th Poll: Best way to deal with Prisoners in CK2? 5th February-14th February: The most voted for option was to ransom or banish prisoners, it seems people like the mula that can be made from it
9th Poll: Best Ethic(s) in Stellaris? February 14th-21st February: The top three voted for ethics were: Militarist, Collectivist and Materialist
10th Poll: Which Leviathan do you fear the most in Stellaris? 21st February-26th February People were most afeared of the Dimensional Horror master witcher
11th Poll: Best HRE nation in EU4? 26 February-6th March (recommended by Altito) Ulm was the most voted for Option by the thread, it reigns supreme across all germania!
12th Poll: Favourite Faction in HOI4? 6th March-13th March: A tie between the Axis Powers and Comintern (anyone who voted for the former get into the back of this unmarked truck now, its a uh... field trip... yes.)
13th Poll: What is your opinion of the new CK2 expansion Monks and Mystics? 13th March-19th March: Most people liked the expansion, or didnt have the expansion, and were divided on whether or not they would get it in the future
14th Poll: Which upcoming expansion are you looking forward to the most? 19th March-26th March: Utopia was the expansion people were looking forward to the most.
15th Poll: Who is the Truest and most supreme comrade of them all? (HOI4 Soviet Leader poll) Trotsky was the most voted for option and the TRUE option, everyone else, go the gulag.
16th Poll: Favourite CK2 start date: Early Middle Ages was the most voted for option (Ragnar is disappointed)
17t Poll: What is your opinion on the new Stellaris expansion Utopia? Most people want a two Human Burgers, a Human Burger large, a Yondarim with extra dip, a Blorg sandwich, two Scyldari Meals, one with cheese, and a large Hisma Soda. And most people also liked it.
18th Poll: What is your Opinion on the new EU4 expansion, Mandate of Heaven?Most people wanted 我会有两个9号,9号大号,6号,额外下沉,7号,两个45,一个与奶酪和一个大苏打 or they dont have it, those that do generally like it a lot.
19th Poll:Favourite Hearts of Iron game? Overwhelmingly Hearts of Iron 4
20th Poll: Worst thing you have done in a Paradox game? Genocide was the answer, as it always was
21st Poll: Thoughts on Paradox Interactive Price increase across multiple regions? Most people were understandably not happy with Paradox's decision.
22nd Poll: How many days have you spent playing paradox games? The most voted for option was Not wanting to know, followed by 100 days to the cause
23rd Poll: Favourite CK2 total overhaul mod? Clash of Kings (game of throns mod) was the most voted for option, with After the End in second.
24th Poll: Which Synthetic Dawn archetype intrigues you most/will you play as first? Most voted for option was Servitors.
25th Poll: What is the best overhaul/extension HOI4 mod? Kaiserreich won with over 50% of the votes
26th Poll: What is the best overhaul/extension EU4 mod? Extended Timeline overwhelmingly
27th Poll: If you could choose your state of being irl based on Stellaris, what would you choose? (Bral's poll) Most voted for option was psionic augmented human, SMELL THEIR GREATNESS.
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Postby FelrikTheDeleted » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:18 am

And so Huskar rises to the thrown.

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Postby Deramen » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:19 am

Rip old thread.
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Scoochi2 wrote:I'm now being offered Filipino girlfriends...

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:19 am

first page bbs

let's get this started

who's going to gulag first huskar my comrade
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Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Postby Imperial Idaho » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:22 am

The Empire of Idaho will strike back, soon, soon...

Anyways, prepare for border gore galore in the coming days.
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> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:22 am

wooh! mannis!
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Postby Bralia » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:24 am

Imperial Idaho wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:This was actually very entertaining, so well done.

Also next thread i wont go for OP so you might have it in the bag.

Aye, past 5 AM here lol.

We should do voting at a different time next time of day around, know a lot of US voters couldn't.

The nomination system should start on page 450 and voting should start at page 480. That should be more than enough time for everybody to get involved next time. I definitely royally screwed things by doing this so late in the thread, expecting the thread to move at the modest pace it usually has.
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Postby Grenartia » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:26 am

I did make a lot of suggestions for Stellaris mods to be added.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:26 am

Grenartia wrote:I did make a lot of suggestions for Stellaris mods to be added.

List them here and ill put some in when im next on, going to play some stuff.
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Postby Deramen » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:28 am

I demand Historical Project Mod get added to the Victoria 2 mod section.

it's a great mod.

Also HOI4.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:29 am

Thread's been up for over 10 minutes and no poll. Disgraceful. I raise my flag in rebellion.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:29 am

Ill also add in a section for HOI4, so list mods for that as well.
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Postby Bralia » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:30 am

Huskie, dear, I updated the titles to account for my flurry there at the end. Death by sex needs to be immortalized.
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Postby Deramen » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:30 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ill also add in a section for HOI4, so list mods for that as well.

Millennium Dawn, Kaiserreich, The Great War, New World Order.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Postby Grenartia » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:30 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Grenartia wrote:I did make a lot of suggestions for Stellaris mods to be added.

List them here and ill put some in when im next on, going to play some stuff.


Alright.

Stellar Energy
Expanded Spaceports
ID4 + Stargate Music Mod
Halo Music Mod
[any mod that eliminates the outpost influence drain]
Gods and Guardians
No Research Penalty
Sol System Expanded
More Events Mod
25 More Reactors
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Postby Grenartia » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:31 am

Bralia wrote:Huskie, dear, I updated the titles to account for my flurry there at the end. Death by sex needs to be immortalized.


DEATH BY SNU SNU
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Postby Imperial Idaho » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:33 am

Deramen wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ill also add in a section for HOI4, so list mods for that as well.

Millennium Dawn, Kaiserreich, The Great War, New World Order.

Emperor of the World, War of the Worlds, Hearts and Minds.
I'm from the land of Coeur D'alene Idaho.
By Ballot or by Bullet, the Pub Party will win. The Pub Legacy Edition.
Ifreann wrote:The Romans placated the people with panem et circenses, bread and circuses. We will placate our people with dank space weed and hyper-HD vidya.
New Grestin wrote:> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

(Image)
Tysoania wrote:You remind me of a mobster who gets things cleared out of the way.

Next up on the Sopranos...

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Postby Imperial Idaho » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:34 am

Just realized, apparently we do elect Kings.
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I'm from the land of Coeur D'alene Idaho.
By Ballot or by Bullet, the Pub Party will win. The Pub Legacy Edition.
Ifreann wrote:The Romans placated the people with panem et circenses, bread and circuses. We will placate our people with dank space weed and hyper-HD vidya.
New Grestin wrote:> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

(Image)
Tysoania wrote:You remind me of a mobster who gets things cleared out of the way.

Next up on the Sopranos...

Imperial "Slick" Idaho, the fixer.
Bralia wrote:Oh my fucking god. Do it again, guys, you both chose the number 7.

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Postby FelrikTheDeleted » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:35 am

Grenartia wrote:
Bralia wrote:Huskie, dear, I updated the titles to account for my flurry there at the end. Death by sex needs to be immortalized.


DEATH BY SNU SNU


What a horrid way to die!

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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:35 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ill also add in a section for HOI4, so list mods for that as well.

There's always a modern day mod. The problem is finding one that is actually being updated. Can we have some DH shite tho.
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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:40 am

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ill also add in a section for HOI4, so list mods for that as well.

There's always a modern day mod. The problem is finding one that is actually being updated. Can we have some DH shite tho.

Millennium Dawn is da shite
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Head of State: Prime Minister Abdullah Rahman
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RP Population: 867,000,000
RP Military: 875,000 Active, 1,540,000 Reserves, 250,000 Paramilitary (2,665,000 Total)
Tech: MT
Factbook
Map
Chrinthanium wrote:No. There is no Blaatslutten here.
Alvecia wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Postby The Parron Republic » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:43 am

Every game as Byzantium, always ends with the Ottomans steamrolling me, so, has anyone here survived till 1500?
Nice OP, OP/Emperor.
Factbooks coming soon.
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Postby FelrikTheDeleted » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:45 am

The Parron Republic wrote:Every game as Byzantium, always ends with the Ottomans steamrolling me, so, has anyone here survived till 1500?
Nice OP, OP/Emperor.


Did you ally Poland and Hungary (Assuming that they're not rivaled)?

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Postby Lunas Legion » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:46 am

Yay new thread. Must get back to my EUIV Venice game after I nabbed all the DLC in Steam sales.
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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:49 am

OP's formatting is fucking up when you open the two spoilers
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