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by Immoren » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:43 pm
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by The Temple States » Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:25 pm
Immoren wrote:There’s something hilarious about solving Windhelm Serial Killer Spree after finishing that optional part of Dark Brotherhood quest there.
by Witchcraft and Sorcery » Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:15 pm
by Barboneia » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:00 pm
The Temple States wrote:Immoren wrote:There’s something hilarious about solving Windhelm Serial Killer Spree after finishing that optional part of Dark Brotherhood quest there.
Am I the only one who destroys the Dark Brotherhood?
Every time. The furthest I've ever gotten in that questline is after Astrid welcomes me into the Falkreath Sanctuary. Every other time, I slaughter every one of them.
Of course, I always play a pro-Empire character with good morals. I honestly get bored being evil, I just wish I could destroy the Thieves Guild... fuck you Brynjolf, every Septim in my purse was earned through honest work you scam artist prick. I refuse to sell my soul to Nocturnal, fuck that, I'd rather usurp Miraak's spot as champion of old Herma-Mora.
by Bralia » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:04 pm
The Temple States wrote:Immoren wrote:There’s something hilarious about solving Windhelm Serial Killer Spree after finishing that optional part of Dark Brotherhood quest there.
Am I the only one who destroys the Dark Brotherhood?
Every time. The furthest I've ever gotten in that questline is after Astrid welcomes me into the Falkreath Sanctuary. Every other time, I slaughter every one of them.
Of course, I always play a pro-Empire character with good morals. I honestly get bored being evil, I just wish I could destroy the Thieves Guild... fuck you Brynjolf, every Septim in my purse was earned through honest work you scam artist prick. I refuse to sell my soul to Nocturnal, fuck that, I'd rather usurp Miraak's spot as champion of old Herma-Mora.
by Khalisako » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:34 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:Oh, Khalisako... my dear, precious little Khalisako...
sometimes I just want to grab you by the throat and choke you for a while,
but that would not be proper behaviour. It just wouldn't do.
by Olthar » Tue Mar 21, 2017 1:28 am
The Temple States wrote:Immoren wrote:There’s something hilarious about solving Windhelm Serial Killer Spree after finishing that optional part of Dark Brotherhood quest there.
Am I the only one who destroys the Dark Brotherhood?
Every time. The furthest I've ever gotten in that questline is after Astrid welcomes me into the Falkreath Sanctuary. Every other time, I slaughter every one of them.
Of course, I always play a pro-Empire character with good morals. I honestly get bored being evil, I just wish I could destroy the Thieves Guild... fuck you Brynjolf, every Septim in my purse was earned through honest work you scam artist prick. I refuse to sell my soul to Nocturnal, fuck that, I'd rather usurp Miraak's spot as champion of old Herma-Mora.
by The Temple States » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:46 am
Witchcraft and Sorcery wrote:I hate being a criminal. I hate having a bounty on my head. Somehow I always wind up a Stormcloak and siding with the Dark Brotherhood though. Siding with the Empire is tough if you side with the Dark Brotherhood and vice versa so I totally understand that. Still, in Skyrim, if no one saw you do it, you don't get a bounty and thus it isn't a crime. My conscience is clean
Barboneia wrote:The Temple States wrote:
Am I the only one who destroys the Dark Brotherhood?
Every time. The furthest I've ever gotten in that questline is after Astrid welcomes me into the Falkreath Sanctuary. Every other time, I slaughter every one of them.
Of course, I always play a pro-Empire character with good morals. I honestly get bored being evil, I just wish I could destroy the Thieves Guild... fuck you Brynjolf, every Septim in my purse was earned through honest work you scam artist prick. I refuse to sell my soul to Nocturnal, fuck that, I'd rather usurp Miraak's spot as champion of old Herma-Mora.
I destroy them too. I hate the Brotherhood because most of them are "I'm so evil and have no other characterizations beside that hahahahahaha" and their fanbase is basically as cancerous. I didn't even like them in Oblivion, except for Lechance.
Bralia wrote:The Temple States wrote:
Am I the only one who destroys the Dark Brotherhood?
Every time. The furthest I've ever gotten in that questline is after Astrid welcomes me into the Falkreath Sanctuary. Every other time, I slaughter every one of them.
Of course, I always play a pro-Empire character with good morals. I honestly get bored being evil, I just wish I could destroy the Thieves Guild... fuck you Brynjolf, every Septim in my purse was earned through honest work you scam artist prick. I refuse to sell my soul to Nocturnal, fuck that, I'd rather usurp Miraak's spot as champion of old Herma-Mora.
Ancient Shrouded Armor is too good for me to ever want to destroy the Dark Brotherhood again.
Olthar wrote:The Temple States wrote:
Am I the only one who destroys the Dark Brotherhood?
Every time. The furthest I've ever gotten in that questline is after Astrid welcomes me into the Falkreath Sanctuary. Every other time, I slaughter every one of them.
Of course, I always play a pro-Empire character with good morals. I honestly get bored being evil, I just wish I could destroy the Thieves Guild... fuck you Brynjolf, every Septim in my purse was earned through honest work you scam artist prick. I refuse to sell my soul to Nocturnal, fuck that, I'd rather usurp Miraak's spot as champion of old Herma-Mora.
All of them? So you don't rob bandits? Or loot tombs? Or thieve forts? All that stuff belongs to other people.
/joke
by Immoren » Tue Mar 21, 2017 6:17 am
Witchcraft and Sorcery wrote:I hate being a criminal. I hate having a bounty on my head. Somehow I always wind up a Stormcloak and siding with the Dark Brotherhood though. Siding with the Empire is tough if you side with the Dark Brotherhood and vice versa so I totally understand that. Still, in Skyrim, if no one saw you do it, you don't get a bounty and thus it isn't a crime. My conscience is clean
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by Witchcraft and Sorcery » Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:28 am
The Temple States wrote:Witchcraft and Sorcery wrote:I hate being a criminal. I hate having a bounty on my head. Somehow I always wind up a Stormcloak and siding with the Dark Brotherhood though. Siding with the Empire is tough if you side with the Dark Brotherhood and vice versa so I totally understand that. Still, in Skyrim, if no one saw you do it, you don't get a bounty and thus it isn't a crime. My conscience is clean
>Stormcloak
>Remorseless serial killer
At least you're consistent.
Immoren wrote:Witchcraft and Sorcery wrote:I hate being a criminal. I hate having a bounty on my head. Somehow I always wind up a Stormcloak and siding with the Dark Brotherhood though. Siding with the Empire is tough if you side with the Dark Brotherhood and vice versa so I totally understand that. Still, in Skyrim, if no one saw you do it, you don't get a bounty and thus it isn't a crime. My conscience is clean
Clearly you join the Legion after DB questline to atone your sins.
by The Temple States » Tue Mar 21, 2017 1:09 pm
Immoren wrote:I feel like "Destroy Dark Brotherhood!" ought've been longer, and involving more detective work, but I guess having it more complex than what it was would've required revamping the allying with DB plotline, I guess, what with suddenly there being more than their current sanctuary (and abandoned Dawnstar one).
by Immoren » Tue Mar 21, 2017 1:17 pm
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by The Temple States » Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:10 pm
Immoren wrote:On my newest playthrough starting the Companions' questline I found myself laughing uglily after everyone comments how honorable path the Companions are and first job they gave me was one of those shakedown jobs.
by Bralia » Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:42 pm
The Temple States wrote:Immoren wrote:On my newest playthrough starting the Companions' questline I found myself laughing uglily after everyone comments how honorable path the Companions are and first job they gave me was one of those shakedown jobs.
Let's be honest, the Silver Hand are the real protagonists of the Companions' questline.
Werewolves are clearly a threat to all of Skyrim, and a brave group of souls come together and forge special weapons to hunt down the vicious beasts, only to be slaughtered by two nutjobs obsessed with "hunting" and spilling blood, one of which probably stole her skimpy "armor" from a rotting corpse. The Silver Hand are the real heroes in all this.
by Olthar » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:23 pm
The Temple States wrote:Werewolves are clearly a threat to all of Skyrim, ...
by The Temple States » Thu Mar 23, 2017 6:23 am
Bralia wrote:The Temple States wrote:
Let's be honest, the Silver Hand are the real protagonists of the Companions' questline.
Werewolves are clearly a threat to all of Skyrim, and a brave group of souls come together and forge special weapons to hunt down the vicious beasts, only to be slaughtered by two nutjobs obsessed with "hunting" and spilling blood, one of which probably stole her skimpy "armor" from a rotting corpse. The Silver Hand are the real heroes in all this.
Another group that could have made for a good major faction.
Olthar wrote:The Temple States wrote:Werewolves are clearly a threat to all of Skyrim, ...
Are they? The Companions have been werewolves for hundreds of years, yet they've been so quiet about it that no one even knows. Either they're masters of stealth, which they obviously aren't, or they don't go around killing citizens. They pose little threat. Meanwhile, the Silver Hand act like bandits and attack anyone who comes near them, even those who have no affiliation with the Companions or werewolves. Who are the dangerous ones here?
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Skylus wrote:I can kill everything in the Switch version with the Master Sword.
Awesome.
Only one thing - how much damage can it deal and can it shoot beams of death?
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