Are you guys ready to watch the new Star Wars movie? I know I'm not!
Certified Firefighter. Took an EMT class and failed the written test twice. This was (probably) caused after killing too many dummies with an AED. Now a slave to Amazon as a warehouse worker
Rub some aloe vera on your neck and perform chest compressions on yourself for about 30 times per minutes. Then wrap the fuck out of your right arm with a saran wrap. Lastly, rub your nipples for shock management. Paramedics approved
DON'T SLEEP NEAR THE FIRELINES Never lose your hose unattended when conducting clean-up. You'll never get it back When a tree fall in the forest, does it make a sound? Of course it has, after being brutally sawed in half by chainsaws
Post in the Star Wars thread if you want to talk about this. It doesn't need a separate thread with a useless title.
Don't take life so serious... it isn't permanent... RIP Dyakovo and Ashmoria NationStates issues editors may be harmful or fatal if swallowed. In case of accidental ingestion, please seek immediate medical assistance. ༄༅། །འགྲོ་བ་མི་རིགས་ག་ར་དབང་ཆ་འདྲ་མཉམ་འབད་སྒྱེཝ་ལས་ག་ར་གིས་གཅིག་གིས་གཅིག་ལུ་སྤུན་ཆའི་དམ་ཚིག་བསྟན་དགོས།
by BlazingAngel » Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:08 pm 