Thread for Gamers VIII: Revenge of the Sh**

[CITY18]

Smash is dead to me til they remove Zero Suit Samus.

Ey, I actually like Zero Suit Samus. She's finally able to avoid faster attacks at the expense of her armor.

samus jank > smaus dodge tbh

[Skylus]

I got Melee for a dollar at a yard sale
Have not even checked to see if it works

I REALLY hope Smash 5 has a story mode like Subspace

[Ameriganastan]

I think I've lost interest in Dead By Daylight.

[New haven america]

Ey, I actually like Zero Suit Samus. She's finally able to avoid faster attacks at the expense of her armor.

They turned a classic game character (And more importantly my favorite Smash character) into lazy fapbait. She has high heels for fucks sake. Til they do away with that crap, they get none of my playtime.

You do realize that both of Samus' forms are playable, right? I'm looking at the roster right now and they're both next to each other (In between Toon Link and Pit).

Also, the Smash creators aren't responsible for that, Team Ninja is.

[Ameriganastan]

You do realize that both of Samus' forms are playable, right? I'm looking at the roster right now and they're both next to each other (In between Toon Link and Pit).

I don't care. As long as that skank who ain't deserving of the name 'Samus' is in that game series, I'm not touching it.

[New haven america]

You do realize that both of Samus' forms are playable, right? I'm looking at the roster right now and they're both next to each other (In between Toon Link and Pit).

I don't care. As long as that skank who ain't deserving of the name 'Samus' is in that game series, I'm not touching it.

Then you're gonna hate the fact that ZS Samus is A tier, while regular Samus is in the D tier.

[Ameriganastan]

Then you're gonna hate the fact that ZS Samus is A tier, while regular Samus is in the D tier.

I. DON'T. CARE.

[New haven america]

Then you're gonna hate the fact that ZS Samus is A tier, while regular Samus is in the D tier.

I. DON'T. CARE.

You seem to care.

[Ameriganastan]

I. DON'T. CARE.

You seem to care.

You can rattle on about tiers and whose fault it is til the swallows get back from Capistrano. I just want her Samus defiling ass gone. The day she is, I'll actually play the ones past melee.

[New haven america]

You seem to care.

You can rattle on about tiers and whose fault it is til the swallows get back from Capistrano. I just want her Samus defiling ass gone. The day she is, I'll actually play the ones past melee.

You lost to someone playing as her, didn't you?

[Ameriganastan]

You can rattle on about tiers and whose fault it is til the swallows get back from Capistrano. I just want her Samus defiling ass gone. The day she is, I'll actually play the ones past melee.

You lost to someone playing as her, didn't you?

No. Because as I JUST SAID, I've never played the Smash games past Melee BECAUSE SHE'S IN IT AND I HATE HER.

[New haven america]

You lost to someone playing as her, didn't you?

No. Because as I JUST SAID, I've never played the Smash games past Melee BECAUSE SHE'S IN IT AND I HATE HER.

Got it, you lost.

[Licana]

Ey, I actually like Zero Suit Samus. She's finally able to avoid faster attacks at the expense of her armor.

They turned a classic game character (And more importantly my favorite Smash character) into lazy fapbait. She has high heels for fucks sake. Til they do away with that crap, they get none of my playtime.

samus was always fapbait

[Ameriganastan]

No. Because as I JUST SAID, I've never played the Smash games past Melee BECAUSE SHE'S IN IT AND I HATE HER.

Got it, you lost.

NO I DIDN'T. Read the effing post.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I am both excited and afeared

[Imperializt Russia]

I am both excited and afeared

Haven't there already been like 4 STALKER games? How is this "STALKER 2"?

[The Huskar Social Union]

I am both excited and afeared

Haven't there already been like 4 STALKER games? How is this "STALKER 2"?

Three games.

Shadow of Chernobyl
Clear Sky (Prequel to SoC)
Call of Pripyat (Sequel to SoC)


They all tie into one another, so i guess STALKER 2 would have its own story and is separate from them maybe?

Or, i dont know, they also called Battlefield 1 Battlefield 1 when there were like six battlefield games already out.

[Imperializt Russia]

Haven't there already been like 4 STALKER games? How is this "STALKER 2"?

Three games.

Shadow of Chernobyl
Clear Sky (Prequel to SoC)
Call of Pripyat (Sequel to SoC)


They all tie into one another, so i guess STALKER 2 would have its own story and is separate from them maybe?

Or, i dont know, they also called Battlefield 1 Battlefield 1 when there were like six battlefield games already out.

Battlefield 1 had the thematically relevant point of being a "World War 1" game, which the number signified.
[insert Samoz's old rant about "shoulda been 'Battlefield One', fucking numbered sequels" here]

This better just be a placeholder title to say "we have another STALKER game coming bois"

[Dominara]

I think I've lost interest in Dead By Daylight.

Same. I wish the updates were bigger, or more frequent.

[CITY18]

I am both excited and afeared

between this and wasteland 3 i haven't been this excited for a while

[The Huskar Social Union]

https://www.pcgamer.com/metro-exodus-delayed-to-2019/

Metro Exodus delayed till Q1 2019. Booo but it gives them more time to put work in.

[Pax Nerdvana]

I got Melee for a dollar at a yard sale
Have not even checked to see if it works

I REALLY hope Smash 5 has a story mode like Subspace

That's an awesome deal. Hope it works.

[Firaxin]

https://www.pcgamer.com/metro-exodus-delayed-to-2019/

Metro Exodus delayed till Q1 2019. Booo but it gives them more time to put work in.

It also gives the more time to screw up, let's hope that isn't the case,

[Ameriganastan]

I am both excited and afeared

Maybe they'll finally answer what that effing acronym stands for.

[The Batavia]

I am both excited and afeared

AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE