Thread for Gamers VIII: Revenge of the Sh**

[Abserdia]

Sony’s a cult now.
What the heck is this conference? We’re 5 minutes in and it’s nuts.

[Licana]

Sony’s a cult now.
What the heck is this conference? We’re 5 minutes in and it’s nuts.

BANJO KAZOOIE CONFIRMED

[The Huskar Social Union]

Sony’s a cult now.
What the heck is this conference? We’re 5 minutes in and it’s nuts.

BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTERS

[The Huskar Social Union]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

"guyz it's free speach not quatly contoll!"

[Ifreann]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

Why would you ever read the comments though?

[The Huskar Social Union]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

Why would you ever read the comments though?

Because i hate myself and like to suffer.

[Ifreann]

Why would you ever read the comments though?

Because i hate myself and like to suffer.

Carry on, then.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

Not knowing anything about the last of us but everything about Youtube comments...woman, black, or gay?

[The Huskar Social Union]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

Not knowing anything about the last of us but everything about Youtube comments...woman, black, or gay?

1 and 3 combined.


Even though she has always been that, so i guess people just want to fucking whinge as usual.

[Ifreann]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

Not knowing anything about the last of us but everything about Youtube comments...woman, black, or gay?

All of the above?

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Not knowing anything about the last of us but everything about Youtube comments...woman, black, or gay?

1 and 3 combined.

Oooh, I was close.

Even though she has always been that, so i guess people just want to fucking whinge as usual.

So unrealistic, everyone knows that lesbians can't kill mushroom zombies, it's just biology.

[Bralia]

Not knowing anything about the last of us but everything about Youtube comments...woman, black, or gay?

All of the above?

It may as well be all three, the other woman looks like she's of Asian descent. Based on my limited knowledge of ethnic appearance, I think she might be Persian or in that region?

[Abserdia]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

Let’s be real for a second.

Ellie’s girlfriend is going to die in a bloody mess.

[The Huskar Social Union]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

Let’s be real for a second.

Ellie’s girlfriend is going to die in a bloody mess.

Oh yeah she is fucking done for.

Love interest of the main protagonist?

Fucking death sentence.

[Ifreann]

All of the above?

It may as well be all three, the other woman looks like she's of Asian descent. Based on my limited knowledge of ethnic appearance, I think she might be Persian or in that region?

Gays and ethnics? Oh noes, gaming ruined forever! D:

[Abserdia]

Let’s be real for a second.

Ellie’s girlfriend is going to die in a bloody mess.

Oh yeah she is fucking done for.

Love interest of the main protagonist?

Fucking death sentence.

Lesbian love interest of the main protagonist.
It’s like preparing your own special guillotine.

[Dylar]

Let’s be real for a second.

Ellie’s girlfriend is going to die in a bloody mess.

Oh yeah she is fucking done for.

Love interest of the main protagonist?

Fucking death sentence.

Not all the time. Elena from Uncharted still lives, I think. Though, she did come close to getting killed a few times. Kiera from the Jak and Daxter games is definitely still alive. Speaking of...where's my Jak 4? I want that so that it can actually tell me what the hell happened before the Lost Frontier game...

[The first Galactic Republic]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

“Stop shoving politics into my games! I don’t want to be a lesbian!”

(Later that same day) “Oh yeah! Lesbian porn is so hot!”

[The Batavia]

The amount of salty bitches in the last of us 2 trailer comments is hilarious.

“Stop shoving politics into my games! I don’t want to be a lesbian!”

(Later that same day) “Oh yeah! Lesbian porn is so hot!”

Yeah, straight guys are kind of hypocrites and I'm allowed to say that because I am a straight guy

[Bralia]

Bah, I can't contain my enthusiasm. I more excited for Assassin's Creed: Odyssey than I thought I would be. The entire Aegean is going to be another Black Flag-esque playground. And the devs have actually commented, for like the first time ever, about the modern/First Civ stuff and how they're supposedly going to be a big deal again. All the other information dished out during E3 pales in comparison to those gems.

[Ifreann]

Bah, I can't contain my enthusiasm. I more excited for Assassin's Creed: Odyssey than I thought I would be. The entire Aegean is going to be another Black Flag-esque playground. And the devs have actually commented, for like the first time ever, about the modern/First Civ stuff and how they're supposedly going to be a big deal again. All the other information dished out during E3 pales in comparison to those gems.

Black Flag 2, you say? I am intrigue.

[Bralia]

Bah, I can't contain my enthusiasm. I more excited for Assassin's Creed: Odyssey than I thought I would be. The entire Aegean is going to be another Black Flag-esque playground. And the devs have actually commented, for like the first time ever, about the modern/First Civ stuff and how they're supposedly going to be a big deal again. All the other information dished out during E3 pales in comparison to those gems.

Black Flag 2, you say? I am intrigue.

Main character gets their own personal unireme. *nods*. Fighting the entire Delian League certainly requires the frequent use of ships.

[Ifreann]

Black Flag 2, you say? I am intrigue.

Main character gets their own personal unireme. *nods*. Fighting the entire Delian League certainly requires the frequent use of ships.

Took long enough for them to figure out that boats are good.

[The Albali Republic]

Main character gets their own personal unireme. *nods*. Fighting the entire Delian League certainly requires the frequent use of ships.

Took long enough for them to figure out that boats are good.

This is proooobably something that's been said plenty of times before, but if Ubisoft made a game with ships without all the convoluted Assassin's Creed bullshit, they'd be onto a winner.

[Ifreann]

Took long enough for them to figure out that boats are good.

This is proooobably something that's been said plenty of times before, but if Ubisoft made a game with ships without all the convoluted Assassin's Creed bullshit, they'd be onto a winner.

Boat's Creed.