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How do you game?

Console
249
23%
PC
439
40%
Arcade
47
4%
Mobile
142
13%
Anything and Everything
107
10%
Other
50
5%
Catchphrase!
63
6%
 
Total votes : 1097

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Postby New haven america » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:58 pm

Czechanada wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Then they never got to the second half of the game, which is where it shines. The 3 main characters are all amazing, and the girl who gives you most of the fan service actually has an explanation as to why she wears her revealing clothes. It's an important part of her story that is revealed only in the second play through.

...You're just missing out on what may be called the best story on this generation of consoles. Or the best story of the last generation of consoles.

No one in literary criticism has ever said: "Yeah, that book's second half is great; It's worth it to slog through." Why shouldn't we have the same expectations of video games?

Yes they have, just like they've also done in film, TV, and video game criticism.
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Postby Zanera » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:44 pm

I'd use Rogue One as an example of a movie that's slow at first but then it makes it to the climax and it really picks up, in then one of the last scenes is just :eek: .

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Postby Skylus » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:47 pm

Speaking of movies, I decided to watch Ghostbusters 2016.
Didn't even finish it. Movie tried to be TOO funny...
THEY USED A HEARSE. A FREAKING HEARSE.

Assassin's Creed, though....THAT WAS AWESOME.
FIGHT ME.
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Postby Uiiop » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:02 pm

Skylus wrote:Speaking of movies, I decided to watch Ghostbusters 2016.
Didn't even finish it. Movie tried to be TOO funny...
THEY USED A HEARSE. A FREAKING HEARSE.

Assassin's Creed, though....THAT WAS AWESOME.
FIGHT ME.

*Gets on typing gloves* Okay
The past part was only two actions scene when it should've been a whole story. The present protag is a mostly non-existent pushover until the end. Most others characters didn't bother to be any better performance-wise.
I suppose if you condensed to pure fighting there are good bits in there but IMHO you can get a better experience by watching AC:BF's ship battles. Or one of the game trailers for that matter.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:14 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:
It's a sucky game.

You're just calling it that because you looked at the main character and went to conclusions.

Yuuuuuup. And I have no issue with that.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:14 pm

Skylus wrote:Speaking of movies, I decided to watch Ghostbusters 2016.
Didn't even finish it. Movie tried to be TOO funny...
THEY USED A HEARSE. A FREAKING HEARSE.

Assassin's Creed, though....THAT WAS AWESOME.
FIGHT ME.


Speaking of movies?

*checks thread*

This is for games. Sure, I can get some overlap from these two industries, but the focus should be games.

*nudges back to topic*
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Postby New haven america » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:15 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Skylus wrote:Speaking of movies, I decided to watch Ghostbusters 2016.
Didn't even finish it. Movie tried to be TOO funny...
THEY USED A HEARSE. A FREAKING HEARSE.

Assassin's Creed, though....THAT WAS AWESOME.
FIGHT ME.


Speaking of movies?

*checks thread*

This is for games. Sure, I can get some overlap from these two industries, but the focus should be games.

*nudges back to topic*

So... what about video game movies?
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:16 pm

New haven america wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Speaking of movies?

*checks thread*

This is for games. Sure, I can get some overlap from these two industries, but the focus should be games.

*nudges back to topic*

So... what about video game movies?


The Blaatschapen wrote:Sure, I can get some overlap from these two industries, but the focus should be games.


Was that part not clear? A franchise crossing over (either way) should still mainly focus on the game(s) associated with it.
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Postby Abserdia » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:27 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Abserdia wrote:You're just calling it that because you looked at the main character and went to conclusions.

Yuuuuuup. And I have no issue with that.

Ameri, you're a fan of MLP. And Steven Universe.
Judging a book by its cover shouldn't be something you even do anymore. You should know better by now and realize that maybe there's something more than a few panty-shots in this game.
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So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
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I barely learned the tune
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:31 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Yuuuuuup. And I have no issue with that.

Ameri, you're a fan of MLP. And Steven Universe.
Judging a book by its cover shouldn't be something you even do anymore. You should know better by now and realize that maybe there's something more than a few panty-shots in this game.

Image
This is all that game is. A beige hack and slash, banking on lazy fanservice.
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Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby New haven america » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:34 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Ameri, you're a fan of MLP. And Steven Universe.
Judging a book by its cover shouldn't be something you even do anymore. You should know better by now and realize that maybe there's something more than a few panty-shots in this game.

Image
This is all that game is. A beige hack and slash, banking on lazy fanservice.

And based on 1 gif, you know this how?
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:41 pm

New haven america wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:
(Image)
This is all that game is. A beige hack and slash, banking on lazy fanservice.

And based on 1 gif, you know this how?

I've seen more than one. This is just my go-to one. Really encapsulates my point.
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Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby New haven america » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:45 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
New haven america wrote:And based on 1 gif, you know this how?

I've seen more than one. This is just my go-to one. Really encapsulates my point.

Not really, considering most Japanese games with a T and over rating will have things like that.
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Postby Licana » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:49 pm

New haven america wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:I've seen more than one. This is just my go-to one. Really encapsulates my point.

Not really, considering most Japanese games with a T and over rating will have things like that.


only if you play weeb-tier games :>
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:52 pm

New haven america wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:I've seen more than one. This is just my go-to one. Really encapsulates my point.

Not really, considering most Japanese games with a T and over rating will have things like that.

Except those games aren't praised like they're some radical reinvention of the genre. They're commented for what they are. And I'm doing the same to this game, cause it's exactly the same.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Abserdia » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:54 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
New haven america wrote:Not really, considering most Japanese games with a T and over rating will have things like that.

Except those games aren't praised like they're some radical reinvention of the genre. They're commented for what they are. And I'm doing the same to this game, cause it's exactly the same.

Name 5 characters from the game and a small snippet of what they're like.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:00 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Except those games aren't praised like they're some radical reinvention of the genre. They're commented for what they are. And I'm doing the same to this game, cause it's exactly the same.

Name 5 characters from the game and a small snippet of what they're like.

Why?
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Onekawa-Nukanor » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:05 pm

I've found the Monster Hunter games suffer from slow start syndrome, at least the couple I tried.

You want to hunt and fight giant monsters! Just spend several hours doing what feels like skull smashingly dull busy work first.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:06 pm

Onekawa-Nukanor wrote:I've found the Monster Hunter games suffer from slow start syndrome, at least the couple I tried.

You want to hunt and fight giant monsters! Just spend several hours doing what feels like skull smashingly dull busy work first.

Isn't that pretty much every game? You gotta do the dull crap before the fun starts.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Abserdia » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:10 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Name 5 characters from the game and a small snippet of what they're like.

Why?

I wanna see how much you actually know about the game outside of a few hand chosen gifs that are actually stuff caused by the player and are completely optional.
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So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:10 pm

New haven america wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:I've seen more than one. This is just my go-to one. Really encapsulates my point.

Not really, considering most Japanese games with a T and over rating will have things like that.

Jerking too far in the other direction here.
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Postby Uiiop » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:14 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Ameri, you're a fan of MLP. And Steven Universe.
Judging a book by its cover shouldn't be something you even do anymore. You should know better by now and realize that maybe there's something more than a few panty-shots in this game.

Image
This is all that game is. A beige hack and slash, banking on lazy fanservice.

Just because something looks stupid doesn't mean a game is all that.
I know for a fact for one that isn't all you do or all you play as for that matter.
I mean feel free to complain(Hell i might if i had the game and was in the mood for it) about that aspect but don't be reductionist about it.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:24 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Why?

I wanna see how much you actually know about the game outside of a few hand chosen gifs that are actually stuff caused by the player and are completely optional.

Right, the players designed her ass to be the visual focus of character. And the players designed the exploding skirt...

Uiiop wrote:Just because something looks stupid doesn't mean a game is all that..

It does in this case.
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Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Abserdia » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:40 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Abserdia wrote:I wanna see how much you actually know about the game outside of a few hand chosen gifs that are actually stuff caused by the player and are completely optional.

Right, the players designed her ass to be the visual focus of character. And the players designed the exploding skirt...

Uiiop wrote:Just because something looks stupid doesn't mean a game is all that..

It does in this case.

The creators did design that, but the players are the ones who decide to blow off her skirt. Or look up the skirt. 95% of the time her butt isn't even in frame. Now, if you could...

Name 5 characters and a small snippet of their personality. Before you criticize a game, at least know more than "the main character gives off some fanservice."
Because, again, people don't play it just to look up 2B's skirt. I know I certainly don't.
So please, drop this idea that this game is all fanservice and no actual game. I am having an absolute blast so far, and I've been intrigued by the story this entire time. Heck, there was one sidequest I did that got me kind of teary eyed at the end.
And you know why that is?

Because of the character the quest was centered around. It wasn't because my eyes couldn't handle all the hotness, believe it or not.
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Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon

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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:45 pm

Abserdia wrote:The creators did design that, but the players are the ones who decide to blow off her skirt. Or look up the skirt. 95% of the time her butt isn't even in frame.

Again, designed by the people who made the game. Cause it's nothing but cheap eye candy like I said. They knew that, and threw in such things to get buys. If this game was SO great, they wouldn't have needed to do that.


Abserdia wrote:Because, again, people don't play it just to look up 2B's skirt. I know I certainly don't.

I guess you're a weird exception then. Cause all I ever see or hear about this game is "ASS!"

Abserdia wrote:So please, drop this idea that this game is all fanservice and no actual game.

Not an idea. A fact.
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Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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