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The Countryball Strikes Back!
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Now with more Poland!
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AKA The Eternal Polandball Thread
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The Most Balls You'll Ever See on NationStates
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Other
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Stahn
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Founded: May 05, 2013
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Postby Stahn » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:15 pm

Rayanov wrote:
Krocavica wrote:Stahn, am having new "Friend". is up in forum. sayings Hallo to Cessia.

Yuo better beware Stahn, Cessia is of chav and will beat yuo up!


Beat mio up?


Jajajajajaja.

Is of the good laugh.

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Cessia
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Founded: Jun 15, 2016
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Postby Cessia » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:15 pm

Stahn wrote:
Krocavica wrote:Stahn, am having new "Friend". is up in forum. sayings Hallo to Cessia.


¿Qué? Hola amigo Cessia.

aight there m8? ja little cunt better not be messin with me roight? aight bruv am just avin a giggle lad

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Krocavica
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Posts: 375
Founded: Feb 20, 2016
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Postby Krocavica » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:16 pm

Cessia wrote:
Stahn wrote:
¿Qué? Hola amigo Cessia.

aight there m8? ja little cunt better not be messin with me roight? aight bruv am just avin a giggle lad

Now Cessia, not into beings brash.
"Socialist Federation of Krocavica"
Location: Caucasus
Currency: Saep

Krocavica in a Nutshell
Expect Cheese, a Large Military, and a cold attitude to Politics.
This nation does not use the NS given Population as its actual Population.
Krocavican Vehicles
] Member of the G.M.D Pact

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Rayanov
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Posts: 131
Founded: Aug 15, 2015
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Postby Rayanov » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:17 pm

Krocavica wrote:
Cessia wrote:aight there m8? ja little cunt better not be messin with me roight? aight bruv am just avin a giggle lad

Now Cessia, not into beings brash.

(Are you using two computers or monitors?)
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF RAYANOV
My factbook is canon. Most NS stats for me are Max Barry's fanons.
Rayanov is located on the continent of North Velkia in Esquarium.
OOC: Canadian male living in America.
My views shift between socialism and communism.
"The guy's dead. Why does it matter whether he shot first?" -Blakullar

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Camaalbakrius
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Posts: 2866
Founded: Sep 09, 2015
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Postby Camaalbakrius » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:19 pm

Krocavica wrote:
Camaalbakrius wrote:Mustn't.... become.... of Reich......

doings it. will into be many funnies.

will not give you pleasure of seeings.
Catholic Mentlegen

DEUS VULT INFIDELS
Favorite bands: Bon Jovi, Guns 'N Roses, basically anything by Eric Clapton, Queen, AC/DC, a few songs by KISS, but I don't care much for the face paint.


Not really a politics person, I don't care much about it.

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Krocavica
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Founded: Feb 20, 2016
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Postby Krocavica » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:20 pm

Rayanov wrote:
Krocavica wrote:Now Cessia, not into beings brash.

(Are you using two computers or monitors?)

(one computer,one monitor, why?)
"Socialist Federation of Krocavica"
Location: Caucasus
Currency: Saep

Krocavica in a Nutshell
Expect Cheese, a Large Military, and a cold attitude to Politics.
This nation does not use the NS given Population as its actual Population.
Krocavican Vehicles
] Member of the G.M.D Pact

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Anonymous Islands
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Posts: 182
Founded: Dec 05, 2007
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Postby Anonymous Islands » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:20 pm

Four pages, already spiraling out of control. Yeah yeah.
Last edited by Anonymous Islands on Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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(-_Q)
The many lands of endless prosperity and boundless liberty.

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Krocavica
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Founded: Feb 20, 2016
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Postby Krocavica » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:20 pm

Camaalbakrius wrote:
Krocavica wrote:doings it. will into be many funnies.

will not give you pleasure of seeings.

okayings then.
"Socialist Federation of Krocavica"
Location: Caucasus
Currency: Saep

Krocavica in a Nutshell
Expect Cheese, a Large Military, and a cold attitude to Politics.
This nation does not use the NS given Population as its actual Population.
Krocavican Vehicles
] Member of the G.M.D Pact

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Krocavica
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Founded: Feb 20, 2016
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Postby Krocavica » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:20 pm

Anonymous Islands wrote:Four pages, already spiraling out of control. Yeah yeah.

Welkommings to Polanboll
"Socialist Federation of Krocavica"
Location: Caucasus
Currency: Saep

Krocavica in a Nutshell
Expect Cheese, a Large Military, and a cold attitude to Politics.
This nation does not use the NS given Population as its actual Population.
Krocavican Vehicles
] Member of the G.M.D Pact

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Rayanov
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Posts: 131
Founded: Aug 15, 2015
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Postby Rayanov » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:21 pm

Krocavica wrote:
Rayanov wrote:(Are you using two computers or monitors?)

(one computer,one monitor, why?)

(Are you logging out and in every time you switch between Krocavica and Cessia?)
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF RAYANOV
My factbook is canon. Most NS stats for me are Max Barry's fanons.
Rayanov is located on the continent of North Velkia in Esquarium.
OOC: Canadian male living in America.
My views shift between socialism and communism.
"The guy's dead. Why does it matter whether he shot first?" -Blakullar

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Camaalbakrius
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Posts: 2866
Founded: Sep 09, 2015
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Postby Camaalbakrius » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:22 pm

//suddenly becomes British
I say. i've noticed a severe lack of Polandballs here, good chaps.
Catholic Mentlegen

DEUS VULT INFIDELS
Favorite bands: Bon Jovi, Guns 'N Roses, basically anything by Eric Clapton, Queen, AC/DC, a few songs by KISS, but I don't care much for the face paint.


Not really a politics person, I don't care much about it.

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Krocavica
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Posts: 375
Founded: Feb 20, 2016
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Postby Krocavica » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:22 pm

Rayanov wrote:
Krocavica wrote:(one computer,one monitor, why?)

(Are you logging out and in every time you switch between Krocavica and Cessia?)

(yup.)
"Socialist Federation of Krocavica"
Location: Caucasus
Currency: Saep

Krocavica in a Nutshell
Expect Cheese, a Large Military, and a cold attitude to Politics.
This nation does not use the NS given Population as its actual Population.
Krocavican Vehicles
] Member of the G.M.D Pact

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Cessia
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Posts: 14
Founded: Jun 15, 2016
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Postby Cessia » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:24 pm

Camaalbakrius wrote://suddenly becomes British
I say. i've noticed a severe lack of Polandballs here, good chaps.

aight ya little cunt? what da fuq ya think ya doing ere bruv? ja want yuor Ball m8?
//translation
Im Terribly sorry, but I currently Occupy this Clay.
Image
Last edited by Cessia on Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Rayanov
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Posts: 131
Founded: Aug 15, 2015
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Postby Rayanov » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:24 pm

Camaalbakrius wrote://suddenly becomes British
I say. i've noticed a severe lack of Polandballs here, good chaps.

Image
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF RAYANOV
My factbook is canon. Most NS stats for me are Max Barry's fanons.
Rayanov is located on the continent of North Velkia in Esquarium.
OOC: Canadian male living in America.
My views shift between socialism and communism.
"The guy's dead. Why does it matter whether he shot first?" -Blakullar

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Camaalbakrius
Minister
 
Posts: 2866
Founded: Sep 09, 2015
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Postby Camaalbakrius » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:26 pm

Cessia wrote:
Camaalbakrius wrote://suddenly becomes British
I say. i've noticed a severe lack of Polandballs here, good chaps.

aight ya little cunt? what da fuq ya think ya doing ere bruv?
//translation
Im Terribly sorry, but I currently Occupy this Clay.

What? Oh wait, hold on..
//pulls Ireland out of arse
speak to him ireland
//Ireland speaking
da fuq ya doin ere mait? Get outa me way ye ball basterd!
Catholic Mentlegen

DEUS VULT INFIDELS
Favorite bands: Bon Jovi, Guns 'N Roses, basically anything by Eric Clapton, Queen, AC/DC, a few songs by KISS, but I don't care much for the face paint.


Not really a politics person, I don't care much about it.

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Rayanov
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Posts: 131
Founded: Aug 15, 2015
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Postby Rayanov » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:27 pm

Cessia wrote:
Camaalbakrius wrote://suddenly becomes British
I say. i've noticed a severe lack of Polandballs here, good chaps.

aight ya little cunt? what da fuq ya think ya doing ere bruv? ja want yuor Ball m8?
//translation
Im Terribly sorry, but I currently Occupy this Clay.
(Image)

Yuor clay looks of weird, comrade.
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF RAYANOV
My factbook is canon. Most NS stats for me are Max Barry's fanons.
Rayanov is located on the continent of North Velkia in Esquarium.
OOC: Canadian male living in America.
My views shift between socialism and communism.
"The guy's dead. Why does it matter whether he shot first?" -Blakullar

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Cessia
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Posts: 14
Founded: Jun 15, 2016
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Postby Cessia » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:28 pm

Camaalbakrius wrote:
Cessia wrote:aight ya little cunt? what da fuq ya think ya doing ere bruv?
//translation
Im Terribly sorry, but I currently Occupy this Clay.

What? Oh wait, hold on..
//pulls Ireland out of arse
speak to him ireland
//Ireland speaking
da fuq ya doin ere mait? Get outa me way ye ball basterd!

ya fukun wot ja wee little cunt? ya avin a little giggle m8 up on ja shitty little isle? wot, ya gonna steal dem welsh birds with that face?
tough fukin look m8, ya wanting a slapin?
(its meant to be slightly offensive.)

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Cessia
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Founded: Jun 15, 2016
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Postby Cessia » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:30 pm

Rayanov wrote:
Cessia wrote:aight ya little cunt? what da fuq ya think ya doing ere bruv? ja want yuor Ball m8?
//translation
Im Terribly sorry, but I currently Occupy this Clay.
(Image)

Yuor clay looks of weird, comrade.

the fuk yuo talkin bout me pottery? is fukin bangin that is! ja little cunt wantin to gett banged lad? nah bruv, amn just kiddin roud, ja Putin lookin fukin prick je bruv.

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Rayanov
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Founded: Aug 15, 2015
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Postby Rayanov » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:31 pm

Cessia wrote:
Rayanov wrote:Yuor clay looks of weird, comrade.

the fuk yuo talkin bout me pottery? is fukin bangin that is! ja little cunt wantin to gett banged lad? nah bruv, amn just kiddin roud, ja Putin lookin fukin prick je bruv.

Putin is not of leader. Is of glorious socialist nation, not silly presidential republic!
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF RAYANOV
My factbook is canon. Most NS stats for me are Max Barry's fanons.
Rayanov is located on the continent of North Velkia in Esquarium.
OOC: Canadian male living in America.
My views shift between socialism and communism.
"The guy's dead. Why does it matter whether he shot first?" -Blakullar

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Cessia
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Founded: Jun 15, 2016
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Postby Cessia » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:32 pm

Rayanov wrote:
Cessia wrote:the fuk yuo talkin bout me pottery? is fukin bangin that is! ja little cunt wantin to gett banged lad? nah bruv, amn just kiddin roud, ja Putin lookin fukin prick je bruv.

Putin is not of leader. Is of glorious socialist nation, not silly presidential republic!

aight watever ja fukin cunt, ja look the same to me ja twat, stealin our fukin jobs and all. but is aight, aight, Keith fukin told me one of yu'z polaks fixed his oven so is all good ya cunt.

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Camaalbakrius
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Posts: 2866
Founded: Sep 09, 2015
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Postby Camaalbakrius » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:33 pm

Cessia wrote:
Camaalbakrius wrote:What? Oh wait, hold on..
//pulls Ireland out of arse
speak to him ireland
//Ireland speaking
da fuq ya doin ere mait? Get outa me way ye ball basterd!

ya fukun wot ja wee little cunt? ya avin a little giggle m8 up on ja shitty little isle? wot, ya gonna steal dem welsh birds with that face?
tough fukin look m8, ya wanting a slapin?
(its meant to be slightly offensive.)

ye better watch wat yer sayin cuz im gonna rip out that fuqin throot a yers and hahng it uup on me wall nex ta me troophies i got from killin all de other prics like yeself mate. Imma rip that fancy arse face a yers off yer freakin head and giv it te me harses out in da field ya fuqin koont.
Catholic Mentlegen

DEUS VULT INFIDELS
Favorite bands: Bon Jovi, Guns 'N Roses, basically anything by Eric Clapton, Queen, AC/DC, a few songs by KISS, but I don't care much for the face paint.


Not really a politics person, I don't care much about it.

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Cessia
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Founded: Jun 15, 2016
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Postby Cessia » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:36 pm

Camaalbakrius wrote:
Cessia wrote:ya fukun wot ja wee little cunt? ya avin a little giggle m8 up on ja shitty little isle? wot, ya gonna steal dem welsh birds with that face?
tough fukin look m8, ya wanting a slapin?
(its meant to be slightly offensive.)

ye better watch wat yer sayin cuz im gonna rip out that fuqin throot a yers and hahng it uup on me wall nex ta me troophies i got from killin all de other prics like yeself mate. Imma rip that fancy arse face a yers off yer freakin head and giv it te me harses out in da field ya fuqin koont.

ya fukin talking shit out ya arse m8! ima fukin shank ya in ya testies ya little fukjing prick lookin shitead, i bet ya fukin eat out dem faties that live round dem tescos lad, ja sheep shaggin ginger little prick, dont make me come ofer ther an fuk up ya wee little shitty twat
(brilliant. now they're just going to be trapped in a shouting match till the end of time. what have you started.)

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Krocavica
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Posts: 375
Founded: Feb 20, 2016
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Postby Krocavica » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:40 pm

Cessia wrote:
Camaalbakrius wrote:ye better watch wat yer sayin cuz im gonna rip out that fuqin throot a yers and hahng it uup on me wall nex ta me troophies i got from killin all de other prics like yeself mate. Imma rip that fancy arse face a yers off yer freakin head and giv it te me harses out in da field ya fuqin koont.

ya fukin talking shit out ya arse m8! ima fukin shank ya in ya testies ya little fukjing prick lookin shitead, i bet ya fukin eat out dem faties that live round dem tescos lad, ja sheep shaggin ginger little prick, dont make me come ofer ther an fuk up ya wee little shitty twat
(brilliant. now they're just going to be trapped in a shouting match till the end of time. what have you started.)

Cessia, make the Calmings down. am not wantings to waste Saepricot Union's Strength on yuor petty disputes.
"Socialist Federation of Krocavica"
Location: Caucasus
Currency: Saep

Krocavica in a Nutshell
Expect Cheese, a Large Military, and a cold attitude to Politics.
This nation does not use the NS given Population as its actual Population.
Krocavican Vehicles
] Member of the G.M.D Pact

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Camaalbakrius
Minister
 
Posts: 2866
Founded: Sep 09, 2015
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Postby Camaalbakrius » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:45 pm

Cessia wrote:
Camaalbakrius wrote:ye better watch wat yer sayin cuz im gonna rip out that fuqin throot a yers and hahng it uup on me wall nex ta me troophies i got from killin all de other prics like yeself mate. Imma rip that fancy arse face a yers off yer freakin head and giv it te me harses out in da field ya fuqin koont.

ya fukin talking shit out ya arse m8! ima fukin shank ya in ya testies ya little fukjing prick lookin shitead, i bet ya fukin eat out dem faties that live round dem tescos lad, ja sheep shaggin ginger little prick, dont make me come ofer ther an fuk up ya wee little shitty twat
(brilliant. now they're just going to be trapped in a shouting match till the end of time. what have you started.)

Wat didja jus say?! Im-
//holds irelandball back and moves him back
alright there lad, you've had quite enough time out here
//Ireland ball fights back
Yu haven' seen de last ov me ye b-
//gets shoved back to where he came from
Sorry about that lads. he's a bit eccentric
Catholic Mentlegen

DEUS VULT INFIDELS
Favorite bands: Bon Jovi, Guns 'N Roses, basically anything by Eric Clapton, Queen, AC/DC, a few songs by KISS, but I don't care much for the face paint.


Not really a politics person, I don't care much about it.

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Krocavica
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Posts: 375
Founded: Feb 20, 2016
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Postby Krocavica » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:46 pm

Camaalbakrius wrote:
Cessia wrote:ya fukin talking shit out ya arse m8! ima fukin shank ya in ya testies ya little fukjing prick lookin shitead, i bet ya fukin eat out dem faties that live round dem tescos lad, ja sheep shaggin ginger little prick, dont make me come ofer ther an fuk up ya wee little shitty twat
(brilliant. now they're just going to be trapped in a shouting match till the end of time. what have you started.)

Wat didja jus say?! Im-
//holds irelandball back and moves him back
alright there lad, you've had quite enough time out here
//Ireland ball fights back
Yu haven' seen de last ov me ye b-
//gets shoved back to where he came from
Sorry about that lads. he's a bit eccentric

am understandings. Cessia is into similar situation.
"Socialist Federation of Krocavica"
Location: Caucasus
Currency: Saep

Krocavica in a Nutshell
Expect Cheese, a Large Military, and a cold attitude to Politics.
This nation does not use the NS given Population as its actual Population.
Krocavican Vehicles
] Member of the G.M.D Pact

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