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The Countryball Strikes Back!
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Now with more Poland!
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AKA The Eternal Polandball Thread
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The Most Balls You'll Ever See on NationStates
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Piste-Land
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Postby Piste-Land » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:57 am

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Okstovskaya
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Postby Okstovskaya » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:24 am

Piste-Land wrote:(Image)

I see, a fellow member of the Anglospheric Union, eh?
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Against: Capitalism, Nazism, Catholic Church, NATO, Russia sanctions, religious conservatism, anti-divorce, US interventions

I'm your favorite Stalinizer, now go 2 gulag
ВРЕДЖЯ: Minister of Defense opens up to his homosexuality | Ocean liner capsizes in shallow Garlosstin Bay, 40 dead | Wvorskiy Progressive City formally opened by Their Excellencies | Civil parade in Gvorston marks 170th anniversary of St. Anne Marie's patriotic martyrdom
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Piste-Land
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Postby Piste-Land » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:55 am

Okstovskaya wrote:
Piste-Land wrote:(Image)

I see, a fellow member of the Anglospheric Union, eh?

Probably, because Piste-Land used to be a colony of the UK and has English as its most widely spoken language and one of its two national languages, but only 26% of the population are descendants of the English people.
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| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |

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Okstovskaya
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Postby Okstovskaya » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:58 am

Piste-Land wrote:
Okstovskaya wrote:I see, a fellow member of the Anglospheric Union, eh?

Probably, because Piste-Land used to be a colony of the UK and has English as one of its two national languages, even more widely spoken than Pistesian.

*in a Tony Robinson voice*

Is Pistesian a kind of pistachios?
The Republic of the Serene and Free Socialist Okstovskaya
Est. 1848 (Glory for 170 Years!)
For: Communism, Marxism-Leninism, democracy, anarchism, federalism, dealth penalty, Hawking feminism
Against: Capitalism, Nazism, Catholic Church, NATO, Russia sanctions, religious conservatism, anti-divorce, US interventions

I'm your favorite Stalinizer, now go 2 gulag
ВРЕДЖЯ: Minister of Defense opens up to his homosexuality | Ocean liner capsizes in shallow Garlosstin Bay, 40 dead | Wvorskiy Progressive City formally opened by Their Excellencies | Civil parade in Gvorston marks 170th anniversary of St. Anne Marie's patriotic martyrdom
Anthem | The Messiah | Factbook | Embassy | Leader
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Piste-Land
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Postby Piste-Land » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:02 am

Okstovskaya wrote:
Piste-Land wrote:Probably, because Piste-Land used to be a colony of the UK and has English as one of its two national languages, even more widely spoken than Pistesian.

*in a Tony Robinson voice*

Is Pistesian a kind of pistachios?

No, it is a constructed language created out of the other languages of Piste-Land. DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE NAME. Also, you replied before I could edit my message.
*takes out nukes*
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| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |

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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:04 am

So, what Kendorball will be like? Can someone make me Kendorball, and since Kendor is located on a fictional landmass, what Kendorball will be. The stereotypes will be talking in words like (word example)'(another alphabets). Also, there will be eagles, plus commie, fascist, and any nation that suppress civil rights and political freedoms hating. So, I think Kendorball will be like a but tribal, but a criticizing ball, always shouting out at any balls with ideologies he don't like
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
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Ventaion
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Postby Ventaion » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:21 am

Question for some professional Poland-Ballers: Is it acceptable if I use adobe flash to draw and save it as a still image? I will still use the brush tool, as it is basically a fancy vector version of MSPaints bitmap pencil.
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Okstovskaya
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Postby Okstovskaya » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:39 am

Ventaion wrote:Question for some professional Poland-Ballers: Is it acceptable if I use adobe flash to draw and save it as a still image? I will still use the brush tool, as it is basically a fancy vector version of MSPaints bitmap pencil.

Yes; it's on your will.
The Republic of the Serene and Free Socialist Okstovskaya
Est. 1848 (Glory for 170 Years!)
For: Communism, Marxism-Leninism, democracy, anarchism, federalism, dealth penalty, Hawking feminism
Against: Capitalism, Nazism, Catholic Church, NATO, Russia sanctions, religious conservatism, anti-divorce, US interventions

I'm your favorite Stalinizer, now go 2 gulag
ВРЕДЖЯ: Minister of Defense opens up to his homosexuality | Ocean liner capsizes in shallow Garlosstin Bay, 40 dead | Wvorskiy Progressive City formally opened by Their Excellencies | Civil parade in Gvorston marks 170th anniversary of St. Anne Marie's patriotic martyrdom
Anthem | The Messiah | Factbook | Embassy | Leader
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:44 am

Okstovskaya wrote:
Ventaion wrote:Question for some professional Poland-Ballers: Is it acceptable if I use adobe flash to draw and save it as a still image? I will still use the brush tool, as it is basically a fancy vector version of MSPaints bitmap pencil.

Yes; it's on your will.

Anyway, want a Kendorball and Okstovkayaball comic, where Kendorball criticize Okstovkayaball for being communist, but something hapoens
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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Okstovskaya
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Postby Okstovskaya » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:51 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Okstovskaya wrote:Yes; it's on your will.

Anyway, want a Kendorball and Okstovkayaball comic, where Kendorball criticize Okstovkayaball for being communist, but something hapoens

Working on it. By the way, here's a quick art for you:

Image
The Republic of the Serene and Free Socialist Okstovskaya
Est. 1848 (Glory for 170 Years!)
For: Communism, Marxism-Leninism, democracy, anarchism, federalism, dealth penalty, Hawking feminism
Against: Capitalism, Nazism, Catholic Church, NATO, Russia sanctions, religious conservatism, anti-divorce, US interventions

I'm your favorite Stalinizer, now go 2 gulag
ВРЕДЖЯ: Minister of Defense opens up to his homosexuality | Ocean liner capsizes in shallow Garlosstin Bay, 40 dead | Wvorskiy Progressive City formally opened by Their Excellencies | Civil parade in Gvorston marks 170th anniversary of St. Anne Marie's patriotic martyrdom
Anthem | The Messiah | Factbook | Embassy | Leader
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:56 am

Okstovskaya wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Anyway, want a Kendorball and Okstovkayaball comic, where Kendorball criticize Okstovkayaball for being communist, but something hapoens

Working on it. By the way, here's a quick art for you:

Image

Lol, but Kendor is not catholic, but mostly secular, despite of the national religion
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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The Palmetto
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Postby The Palmetto » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:56 am

Ouch, I haven't drawn PolandBalls in a while, I should really start practicing more.
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Any tips?
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Okstovskaya
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Postby Okstovskaya » Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:44 am

The Palmetto wrote:Ouch, I haven't drawn PolandBalls in a while, I should really start practicing more.
(Image)

Any tips?

Pretty good though, IMO. The eyes look cute!



Image
Image
The Republic of the Serene and Free Socialist Okstovskaya
Est. 1848 (Glory for 170 Years!)
For: Communism, Marxism-Leninism, democracy, anarchism, federalism, dealth penalty, Hawking feminism
Against: Capitalism, Nazism, Catholic Church, NATO, Russia sanctions, religious conservatism, anti-divorce, US interventions

I'm your favorite Stalinizer, now go 2 gulag
ВРЕДЖЯ: Minister of Defense opens up to his homosexuality | Ocean liner capsizes in shallow Garlosstin Bay, 40 dead | Wvorskiy Progressive City formally opened by Their Excellencies | Civil parade in Gvorston marks 170th anniversary of St. Anne Marie's patriotic martyrdom
Anthem | The Messiah | Factbook | Embassy | Leader
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Deutsch-Afrika
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Postby Deutsch-Afrika » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:13 pm

*Poof*
Am heres again
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Piste-Land
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Postby Piste-Land » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:22 pm

Okstovskaya wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:Ouch, I haven't drawn PolandBalls in a while, I should really start practicing more.
(Image)

Any tips?

Pretty good though, IMO. The eyes look cute!



Image
Image

Nice Kendor comic! Anyways, let me tell you something about Piste-Land:
It can speak both proper English and normal Polska English/broken English. It will now use proper English when talking to nations that speak proper English.
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| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |

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Sonitusia
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Postby Sonitusia » Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:34 pm

(Sonitusiaball simply reads the letter 'L' silently, hence why sentences "'ook 'ike this". Otherwise, its English is fine.)
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Devernia
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Postby Devernia » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:21 am

OOC: Devernian Engrish is just mangled English with occassional Portuguese words.
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Gurori
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Postby Gurori » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:22 am

Devernia wrote:OOC: Devernian Engrish is just mangled English with occassional Portuguese words.


How could you be OOC if this isn't an IC-

Don't make this look like a Chat Thread or we'll get nuked.
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Alhurriat Walssalam
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alhurriat Walssalam » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:12 pm

What software would be best for a complete novice to Polandball drawing?

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Erutenia
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Postby Erutenia » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:20 pm

Alhurriat Walssalam wrote:What software would be best for a complete novice to Polandball drawing?

(Any, depening on your skills.)
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Zhopgrad
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Founded: Nov 07, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Zhopgrad » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:26 pm

Well damn it, I already broke circle tool rule... and Copied and pasted some things out of Laziness....
Well, feel free to Crucify me, I will show this to the world anyway, because Zhopgrad ball Stronk.
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Zhopgrad
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Postby Zhopgrad » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:29 pm

Alhurriat Walssalam wrote:What software would be best for a complete novice to Polandball drawing?

I would recommend Paint.net, free and has some pretty sweet features, like layers and things.
Link: https://www.getpaint.net/
Welcome to Zhopgrad! A great Worker's paradise! I proudly use NS stats, even though they might be as OP as Russian Bias.
Factbook - National Anthem (Bit outdated now) - TSAR WARS

News: Sergei Petrov has been assassinated, Zhopgrad is now going through a process of liberalization.

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Stahn
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Postby Stahn » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:29 pm

On the topic of heresy, the first 2 panels of my new comic:

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Endlos
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Postby Endlos » Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:40 pm

We had AIR tests today... I used the extra hour or so to doodle.

The image is too big for the forum though, so please click.
Hoo I made this nation when I was like 12 and just got back, let's see how bad it is.



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Okstovskaya
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Postby Okstovskaya » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:30 pm

Stahn wrote:On the topic of heresy, the first 2 panels of my new comic:

(Image)
(Image)

The vivid and shadeless sky makes me uncomfortable. Amazing panels, though!
The Republic of the Serene and Free Socialist Okstovskaya
Est. 1848 (Glory for 170 Years!)
For: Communism, Marxism-Leninism, democracy, anarchism, federalism, dealth penalty, Hawking feminism
Against: Capitalism, Nazism, Catholic Church, NATO, Russia sanctions, religious conservatism, anti-divorce, US interventions

I'm your favorite Stalinizer, now go 2 gulag
ВРЕДЖЯ: Minister of Defense opens up to his homosexuality | Ocean liner capsizes in shallow Garlosstin Bay, 40 dead | Wvorskiy Progressive City formally opened by Their Excellencies | Civil parade in Gvorston marks 170th anniversary of St. Anne Marie's patriotic martyrdom
Anthem | The Messiah | Factbook | Embassy | Leader
NSStats NOT used due to inaccuracy

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