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The Countryball Strikes Back!
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Now with more Poland!
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AKA The Eternal Polandball Thread
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The Most Balls You'll Ever See on NationStates
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Other
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The Christonian Imperium
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Posts: 888
Founded: Jan 29, 2016
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Postby The Christonian Imperium » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:29 pm

Scientificum wrote:
The Christonian Imperium wrote:can i ob joinings

nyet, dont lettings him join, hes of loser, can am join instead

Fick Dich Vodka drink Fick
Though I am a Christian, my nation is not.
Refer to my nation as Glonnalaich (Glah-nah-lie-ch)
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The Christonian Imperium
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Posts: 888
Founded: Jan 29, 2016
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Postby The Christonian Imperium » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:42 pm

Scientificum wrote:
The Christonian Imperium wrote:can i ob joinings

nyet, dont lettings him join, hes of loser, can am join instead

mein opinions ob du
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Though I am a Christian, my nation is not.
Refer to my nation as Glonnalaich (Glah-nah-lie-ch)
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Wenedowslavia
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Posts: 1097
Founded: Mar 18, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Wenedowslavia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:27 pm

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old alt
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Gurori
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Posts: 11349
Founded: Jun 24, 2015
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Postby Gurori » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:34 pm

Due to recent occurrences in my region, the guronese civil war has been called off.

My apologies.
Gurori is currently being refurbished, please excuse any inconsistencies in the meantime.
Puppet master of Neo Gurori.

This nation will never reflect my actual views.
Also, NS Stats are absolutely non-canon.
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The Danish Confederacy
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Posts: 10262
Founded: Apr 22, 2015
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:47 pm

Gurori wrote:Due to recent occurrences in my region, the guronese civil war has been called off.

My apologies.

damnings yuo.
i wassings gonna come back from ze dead!
Now you callings it off...
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.
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The Appalachian People
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Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 11, 2017
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Postby The Appalachian People » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:49 pm

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United States of America, Reformed.
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United Territories and States
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Posts: 1367
Founded: Nov 14, 2015
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Postby United Territories and States » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:20 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
Peninsula Italiae wrote:-pi artwork-

Good artz.

Just wonderings why ebreyone else gets free artz and I sit in ze cold.


because you just ask for free artz, be like that okstov goy and draw some art please
Last edited by United Territories and States on Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Please be nice and refer this country as "America", or "United States" when in IC.
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The Danish Confederacy
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Posts: 10262
Founded: Apr 22, 2015
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:21 pm

United Territories and States wrote:
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Good artz.

Just wonderings why ebreyone else gets free artz and I sit in ze cold.


because you just ask for free artz, be like that okstov goy and draw some art please

I hab. It is gorbage.
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.
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United Territories and States
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Posts: 1367
Founded: Nov 14, 2015
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Postby United Territories and States » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:26 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
United Territories and States wrote:
because you just ask for free artz, be like that okstov goy and draw some art please

I hab. It is gorbage.


at least it's something, it also gives a chance to get constructive criticism
Please be nice and refer this country as "America", or "United States" when in IC.
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The Last Stars
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Posts: 324
Founded: Apr 21, 2016
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Postby The Last Stars » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:01 pm

http://i.imgur.com/0p8Vu9L.jpg

//rises from the dead
I don't think I'm going to use NS stats...
FanT/FFT bad space empire with Lovecraftian Monster leaders and furry citizens who aren't that bright. Mostly comical and casual. ** Haha, jumping into RP thread frightens me but feel free to TG me to talk!! **
GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE THEME REHAUL.
A Class 2.75 Civilization according to this index.
National Anthem!
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Okstovskaya
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Posts: 625
Founded: Feb 17, 2017
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Postby Okstovskaya » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:26 pm

I made a new factbook about my *Polandball!

Link to factbook: CLICK HERE
The Republic of the Serene and Free Socialist Okstovskaya
Est. 1848 (Glory for 170 Years!)
For: Communism, Marxism-Leninism, democracy, anarchism, federalism, dealth penalty, Hawking feminism
Against: Capitalism, Nazism, Catholic Church, NATO, Russia sanctions, religious conservatism, anti-divorce, US interventions

I'm your favorite Stalinizer, now go 2 gulag
ВРЕДЖЯ: Minister of Defense opens up to his homosexuality | Ocean liner capsizes in shallow Garlosstin Bay, 40 dead | Wvorskiy Progressive City formally opened by Their Excellencies | Civil parade in Gvorston marks 170th anniversary of St. Anne Marie's patriotic martyrdom
Anthem | The Messiah | Factbook | Embassy | Leader
NSStats NOT used due to inaccuracy
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The Last Stars
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Posts: 324
Founded: Apr 21, 2016
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Postby The Last Stars » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:34 pm

Okstovskaya wrote:I made a new factbook about my *Polandball!

Link to factbook: CLICK HERE


Wow, it looks amazing !!

The pixel art and the regular art is just great. c:
I don't think I'm going to use NS stats...
FanT/FFT bad space empire with Lovecraftian Monster leaders and furry citizens who aren't that bright. Mostly comical and casual. ** Haha, jumping into RP thread frightens me but feel free to TG me to talk!! **
GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE THEME REHAUL.
A Class 2.75 Civilization according to this index.
National Anthem!
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Scientificum
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Posts: 1448
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Scientificum » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:10 am

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
Gurori wrote:Due to recent occurrences in my region, the guronese civil war has been called off.

My apologies.

damnings yuo.
i wassings gonna come back from ze dead!
Now you callings it off...

No ones was goings to cares if yuo came back anyways! Hyuk hyuk!
-The Corporate State of Scientificum (for now, anyway)-
The lore is in a constant state of being both in progress and not being in progress.
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The (current version of the) GD Corp Canon, the dumpster Scientificum resides in
Overview - GD Corp
DA NEWS: Scientificum is now classified as capitalist and democratic. 'Tis be a sign of the end times.
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Sonitusia
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Posts: 6723
Founded: Mar 12, 2015
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Postby Sonitusia » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:09 am

I too can make sprite art!

Image
*squish*
DEITY OF BAD-TIMING
Check out my Deviantart for shit drawings!
Member of Task Force Atlas
Holy Messenger of Imperialjapanism and Twin Sibling of Shyluz
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.

Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.

They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
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The Last Stars
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Posts: 324
Founded: Apr 21, 2016
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Postby The Last Stars » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:35 am

Sonitusia wrote:I too can make sprite art!

(Image)
*squish*


That's beautiful !
I don't think I'm going to use NS stats...
FanT/FFT bad space empire with Lovecraftian Monster leaders and furry citizens who aren't that bright. Mostly comical and casual. ** Haha, jumping into RP thread frightens me but feel free to TG me to talk!! **
GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE THEME REHAUL.
A Class 2.75 Civilization according to this index.
National Anthem!
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Okstovskaya
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Posts: 625
Founded: Feb 17, 2017
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Postby Okstovskaya » Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:05 am

Sonitusia wrote:I too can make sprite art!

(Image)
*squish*

Me fucking God, that's so beautiful!
Also "erotic"... xD
The Republic of the Serene and Free Socialist Okstovskaya
Est. 1848 (Glory for 170 Years!)
For: Communism, Marxism-Leninism, democracy, anarchism, federalism, dealth penalty, Hawking feminism
Against: Capitalism, Nazism, Catholic Church, NATO, Russia sanctions, religious conservatism, anti-divorce, US interventions

I'm your favorite Stalinizer, now go 2 gulag
ВРЕДЖЯ: Minister of Defense opens up to his homosexuality | Ocean liner capsizes in shallow Garlosstin Bay, 40 dead | Wvorskiy Progressive City formally opened by Their Excellencies | Civil parade in Gvorston marks 170th anniversary of St. Anne Marie's patriotic martyrdom
Anthem | The Messiah | Factbook | Embassy | Leader
NSStats NOT used due to inaccuracy
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The Danish Confederacy
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Posts: 10262
Founded: Apr 22, 2015
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:18 am

United Territories and States wrote:
The Danish Confederacy wrote:I hab. It is gorbage.


at least it's something, it also gives a chance to get constructive criticism

Here was my latest art.
Scientificum wrote:
The Danish Confederacy wrote:damnings yuo.
i wassings gonna come back from ze dead!
Now you callings it off...

No ones was goings to cares if yuo came back anyways! Hyuk hyuk!

Oh fuckings off svenske
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.
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Roosevetania
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Posts: 667
Founded: Jan 08, 2016
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Postby Roosevetania » Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:35 am

What is this?
White Male, Libertarian Socialist, Anti-Fascist, United Methodist, American Deep South
Pro: socialism, anarchism (ideally), antifa, radical democracy, universal liberation, gun rights, open borders, revolution
Anti: capitalism, the state, authoritarianism, capitalist wars, capital punishment, Israel, generally most bourgeois institutions
Yang Jianguo, Member of the Revolutionary People's Party in the NS Parliament
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Khryov
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 109
Founded: Nov 13, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Khryov » Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:58 am

Roosevetania wrote:What is this?

Is thread for the polandballings. yuo know what is? nyet? then into googlings polandball, da.

here is polandball. but for nationstatings. is polandball of yuor nationing. is nyet hard concept.
Ruh roh. Something's stirring beneath the surface.
(In Existence on NS since Feb 20, 2016)
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Stojam
Minister
 
Posts: 2354
Founded: May 26, 2016
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Postby Stojam » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:07 am

Khryov wrote:
Roosevetania wrote:What is this?

Is thread for the polandballings. yuo know what is? nyet? then into googlings polandball, da.

here is polandball. but for nationstatings. is polandball of yuor nationing. is nyet hard concept.


Dis is neh hard conceptings, biologics is ob hardings ob conceptings, halp is too muchings of studyings to ob test.
*Studies to biology test intesefies*
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I DON'T USE NS STATS!
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Endlos
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Posts: 45
Founded: Mar 01, 2017
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Postby Endlos » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:10 am

Okstovskaya wrote:I made a new factbook about my *Polandball!

Link to factbook: CLICK HERE


Image
Hoo I made this nation when I was like 12 and just got back, let's see how bad it is.



“Ͳhe world won't end here.”
┗━━Endlos━━┛
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Biancavilla
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Posts: 158
Founded: Apr 22, 2016
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Postby Biancavilla » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:16 am

Helloings
Not all NS Stats apply (especially the tax rate/employment)

Bee-yon-kuh-vee-yuh
Regulated Capitalism, Free Market, Semi-direct democracy, Individualism, Civic Nationalism, Militia-style military, Conservation, Consent of the governed, Right to life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness, Devolution, Open elections, Referenda, Term limits, Kosma-a-grigio, Jacksonian democracy, trial by jury, Due process, no unreasonable searches and seizures, quartering, or cruel & unusual punishments, freedom of press, expression, speech, protest, peaceful assembly, dissent, to bear arms, to disobey, and religion, Educated consumerism, anti-obesity, Cultural Nationalism, "carrot not stick", Aviation, mixed prison system, good education, low corruption
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The Conservative Regions
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Dec 09, 2016
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby The Conservative Regions » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:34 am

Hello
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Erutenia
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Posts: 960
Founded: Oct 01, 2016
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Postby Erutenia » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:24 am

Sonitusia wrote:I too can make sprite art!

(Image)
*squish*

(mfw everyone can into gif but you can't because you are using MS paint)

(Anyway, i like your gif a lot)
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ATTENTION: THE ERUTENIAN FEDERATION IS BEING REMODELED, STAY IN THEIR HOMES AND FOLLOW ANY ORDER GIVEN BY THE POLICE OR AUXILIARY UNITS. I REPEAT...
Erutenia: For love, for science, for our federation!

this nation is more complex than it looks
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Stojam
Minister
 
Posts: 2354
Founded: May 26, 2016
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Postby Stojam » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:25 am

Erutenia wrote:
Sonitusia wrote:I too can make sprite art!

(Image)
*squish*

(mfw everyone can into gif but you can't because you are using MS paint)

(That sucks man, how do you even do that! We must purge the gifs.)
_[' ]_
(-_Q) If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
The Daily Guardian:CGS Sheila O'Reilly of Cascadia received backlash after insults to President Miroslav||
The Civic Union, fighting for you.
Are you?[/url]
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Partner of the LETA Trade Zone
Pro: Conservatism, Right Wing, Donald Trump , Brexit,Free Market Capitalism, Ted Cruz and Rubio, Freedom of Speech , Israel, Republican Party (US) , Conservative Party (UK), Constitution Party (US), Judaism, Guns.
Anti: Socialism,Communism,SJWs, Feminists, BLM, Liberals, , Illegal immigrants, Syrian Refugees, Palestine, Merkel, Democratic Party (US), Hillary Clinton, BDS, UN.
Proud Member-Nation of the Council of Nations

I DON'T USE NS STATS!
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