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The Countryball Strikes Back!
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Now with more Poland!
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AKA The Eternal Polandball Thread
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The Most Balls You'll Ever See on NationStates
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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:04 pm

Kowani wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:Guys.


Me and my pals need a countryball artist.



LOTHGANG ASSEMBLE!

We could’ve at least asked politely…

My apologies. If you guys aren’t too busy, could you draw us Countryballs, please?

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Postby Samudera Darussalam » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:07 pm

Dawetid wrote:
Kowani wrote:We could’ve at least asked politely…

My apologies. If you guys aren’t too busy, could you draw us Countryballs, please?

Image

That's cute, eventhough I don't understand they say :p
Thanks!

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Postby New Transeurasia » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:35 pm

Dawetid wrote:
Kowani wrote:We could’ve at least asked politely…

My apologies. If you guys aren’t too busy, could you draw us Countryballs, please?

Image

Image
When u return from like 2 and a half weeks of other nations and now u dont know what in all hell has happened
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Postby Kowani » Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:29 am

Dawetid wrote:
Kowani wrote:We could’ve at least asked politely…

My apologies. If you guys aren’t too busy, could you draw us Countryballs, please?

Image

Jhajhajha! M’enanta, m’enanta. :hug: Merçi, m’amic!
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Postby Kowani » Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:30 am

Samudera Darussalam wrote:
Dawetid wrote:Image

That's cute, eventhough I don't understand they say :p
Thanks!

It’s a region joke.
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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:59 am

New Transeurasia wrote:(Image)
When u return from like 2 and a half weeks of other nations and now u dont know what in all hell has happened

Gorschia?
There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
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New Bradenia Ghost
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Postby New Bradenia Ghost » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:39 am

http://imgur.com/gallery/eqKnb0A
I have no idea what is going on







P.S. It is my Birthday (I don't think anyone cares)
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Aeisonia
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Postby Aeisonia » Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:29 am

Dawetid wrote:
Kowani wrote:We could’ve at least asked politely…

My apologies. If you guys aren’t too busy, could you draw us Countryballs, please?

Image

Image
Defence Alert Level [DEFALLEV]
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[2]
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Top National Stocks
AUS ↓ 0.234%
NRM ↑ 1.34%
AGA ↑ 4.87%
HGG ↑ 3.00%
PAS ↑ 1.23%
Post-societal-collapse authoritarian corporate cyberpunk hell


This nation is a perfect representation of my views.


"Dissent? Crushed. Human Rights? Never existed. Opposing countries? Obliterated. Godmodders? Hung from a streetlamp. Minorites? Forced to the dig their own graves and shot. Your sole purpose in life? Spend money, procreate, and die. Hotel? Trivago." -Neos Realm


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Aeisonia
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Postby Aeisonia » Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:33 am

New Bradenia Ghost wrote:P.S. It is my Birthday (I don't think anyone cares)

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear New Bradeniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Happy Birthday to you
.

(No cake sorry. I spent the money that I was supposed to get the cake with on defence.)
Defence Alert Level [DEFALLEV]
1
[2]
3
4
5
Top National Stocks
AUS ↓ 0.234%
NRM ↑ 1.34%
AGA ↑ 4.87%
HGG ↑ 3.00%
PAS ↑ 1.23%
Post-societal-collapse authoritarian corporate cyberpunk hell


This nation is a perfect representation of my views.


"Dissent? Crushed. Human Rights? Never existed. Opposing countries? Obliterated. Godmodders? Hung from a streetlamp. Minorites? Forced to the dig their own graves and shot. Your sole purpose in life? Spend money, procreate, and die. Hotel? Trivago." -Neos Realm


Anthem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRMgRvlphJ4



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Postby New Transeurasia » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:30 am

Dawetid wrote:
New Transeurasia wrote:(Image)
When u return from like 2 and a half weeks of other nations and now u dont know what in all hell has happened

Gorschia?

Yes
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MT-PMT gang
2k10s scenemo nation lol - honestly have no idea what to do with this anymore
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New Bradenia Ghost
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Postby New Bradenia Ghost » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:48 am

Aeisonia wrote:
New Bradenia Ghost wrote:P.S. It is my Birthday (I don't think anyone cares)

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear New Bradeniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Happy Birthday to you
.

(No cake sorry. I spent the money that I was supposed to get the cake with on defence.)


Oh, thanks
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Aguaria Major
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Postby Aguaria Major » Sun Aug 18, 2019 1:31 pm

Maori Moon wrote:
Aguaria Major wrote:Hello all! I request a History of Aguaria Major comic, with the following panels, please:

1. 7balls living normal lives
2. Iknasonuball (the first flag in my flag factbook) comes and conquers them
3. Iknasonuball rules prosperously over the archipelago
4. Iknasonuball suddenly flips out and goes crazy, destroying much of his own nation
5. Aguarian Revolutionaryball (second flag) kills Iknasonuball and establishes communism
6. Aguarian Revolutionaryball rules prosperously over the archipelago
7. Some USAballs shipwreck on Aguarian Revolutionaryball's clay
8. The USAballs introduce Aguarian Revolutionaryball to the rest of the world, causing Aguarian Revolutionaryball to change his flag (third one in my factbook) and start rapidly building modern cities and military
9. Aguariaball and Every Name I Tried Was Already Takenball fight off colonial invasion
10. Battered Aguariaball, with a black eye, states he's glad the war is over, then switches to the 4th flag in my factbook and claims he's an empire
11. Ceruleusball splits from Aguariaball and proclaims he hates Aguariaball
12. Aguariaball proclaims he's a democracy again and switches to the 6th flag in my factbook
13. Aguariaball apologizes to Ceruleusball for being a jerk, and they make up
14. Aguariaball anchlusses Lavendoriaball, Every Name I Tried Was Already Takenball, which says, "guess who's back, bitch", and Nation of Beefheartball, with help from Ceruleusball
15. Aguariaball switches to the Orange Wave flag, and he and Ceruleus fight wars against several random nations
16. Aguariaball switches to his current flag
17. Aguariaball and Ceruleusball live prosperously


I'm sorry for the long request, but I will be eternally grateful to anyone who actually makes this.

For all the flags: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=agu ... id=1066145


I may have eternally forsakened myself, but is there a specific tone you want your comic to be (i.e. funny, lighthearted, serious, dark, sad, mysterious)?


Lighthearted, as most Polandball comics are. I intend this to be a tl;dr history of my nation.

Maori Moon, if you complete this, I will owe you a thousand favors, so I am issuing a pre-emptive thank you!

I intend to make a wiki-style Polandball (something along these lines: https://polandball.fandom.com/wiki/Australiaball; I just used Australia as an example since it was the first nation that popped into my head) factbook about my nation, so for the main portrait of Aguariaball, can someone here, anyone, please draw Aguariaball in a Polynesian headdress, but brandishing a machine gun aggressively (possibly surfing while doing this), with a crazy look in his eyes?

Thank you!
Last edited by Aguaria Major on Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:01 pm, edited 4 times in total.
We are Aguaria Major! We're a leftist democracy located in the Pacific, on an archipelago between Hawaii and Fiji. Learn more about us here.
Pro: libertarian socialism, left-anarchism, direct/participatory democracy, EZLN, equality/rights of all people, individual freedoms, de-commodification, guaranteed housing/food/education/healthcare, revolution, self-determination, consent of the governed
Neutral/meh/complicated: Bolivia, Palestine, Taiwan, Ukraine/Zelenskyy, PKK/HPG/YPG, NATO, reform, social democracy, republicanism, united Europe, nuclear power
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Danubian Peoples
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Postby Danubian Peoples » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:25 pm

https://i.imgur.com/ee76awY.png
Oops, NS doesn't like big images

The comic above is a rough idea on an alternate history. 'What if the plan actually worked?' The plan being 'make Germany communist.' Apparently that's what revolutionaries at the time were trying to do, and put Russia in the position of 'auxiliary communist state,' I guess. Obviously it failed. I did so by getting Russia to not fight the war (details on how pending) to make it so that they'd have to start in not Russia. And then the Entente won against Germany. The details I don't know too much about, but maybe have the US intervene in WW1 earlier and basically replace Russia all the way instead of just post-Russian Revolution. Finally, I had the French take a cut of Germany's west (probably the Rhineland) in the midst of societal collapse, because I need something bigger than past animosity to start a second world war over.

EDIT: Moar comic

Sidenote: Is it just me, or am I doing it all wrong? I'm not a member of the ('official') Reddit Polandball Community and I certainly don't post comics there, but I still read comics from there and treat them like the holy grail (or the only grail) of Polandball comics. I feel like participating in this thread and rulebreaking 10 times over as a way of life is just, wrong. Even if we don't repost comics and pass them off as our own for internet points we still make up fictional countries and some of us even use the dreaded circle tool. I'm sorry if this ticks you one way or another, I just needed to tell this to you guys, I guess. Besides, this doesn't concern you, these are my issues more or less, and I haven't even visited this thread for a long time.
Last edited by Danubian Peoples on Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Sorry for any mistakes I make with regards to history while roleplaying in historical RPs. Also I am not a qualified historian or academic. None of the make-believe I do is likely to stand up to academic scrutiny.

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New Bradenia Ghost
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Postby New Bradenia Ghost » Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:45 pm

Danubian Peoples wrote:Sidenote: Is it just me, or am I doing it all wrong? I'm not a member of the ('official') Reddit Polandball Community and I certainly don't post comics there, but I still read comics from there and treat them like the holy grail (or the only grail) of Polandball comics. I feel like participating in this thread and rulebreaking 10 times over as a way of life is just, wrong. Even if we don't repost comics and pass them off as our own for internet points we still make up fictional countries and some of us even use the dreaded circle tool. I'm sorry if this ticks you one way or another, I just needed to tell this to you guys, I guess. Besides, this doesn't concern you, these are my issues more or less, and I haven't even visited this thread for a long time.


I don't know
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Demirestad
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Postby Demirestad » Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:23 pm

Recently went back through my old work and added more to my NSPolandball Gallery, seeing how much I have made and all the nations I did it for is pretty cool to look back through.

The Link to my Gallery is Below!
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=demirestad/detail=factbook/id=1062603

Bonus points for whoever can name or remember the most nations that are in the gallery.

Also for those of you wondering or if you have forgot, I am still doing the NSPolandball Has Talent Collab, just not many people have expressed interest (Although some have, THANKS!)

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Also also, I plan on putting out some more drawings soon, and sorry for the dry spell of activity!
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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:54 am

Hello everyone. The following request is based on a part of Dawetidish history, but it’s a rather dark chapter. My sincere respect to anyone who takes this request.

Background: WW2, soldiers of the collaborationist government “United Dawetidish Empire” (UDE) raid a Dawetidish village.
Perhaps the frames could be like these:
  1. A peaceful village with houses made of wood or straw, in front of which the Dawetidish flag is proudly flying, where Dawetidballs are living happily.
  2. But suddenly, some UDEballs with rifles start to ransack the village randomly fire at the Dawetidballs. Some are killed, others manage to run.
  3. More UDEballs throw torches onto the houses, making them start to burn down.
  4. One or two UDEballs escort many Dawetidballs into a nearby wooden hut, then shut the door and bar it from outside. (Perhaps a scene here showing inside too).
  5. The UDEballs then pour petrol onto the hut, and throw a torch onto it. Meanwhile, the Dawetidballs inside start to panic, then they start to choke and eventually die.
  6. In another place, a line of Dawetidballs face a huge pit, behind them are a line of UDEballs, all with rifles. The Dawetidballs could be shouting: “Long live freedom!” and then they get shot, and thrown into the pit.
  7. The UDEballs finally plant the UDE flag onto the village entrance, but the village is completely ransacked. Maybe the UDEballs laugh (or have a cigarette or something) and leave the village satisfied.

Thanks, and respect to you if you can get through this chapter.
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P a m p a n g a
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Postby P a m p a n g a » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:21 am

Mind if I make a request? Other nations think I'm an African nation, but I ain't
------ Ing Repúblik Demokratik ning Kapampángan ------
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New Bradenia Ghost
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Postby New Bradenia Ghost » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:26 am

Thought a flag change was good
http://imgur.com/gallery/uD5T7Si
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Communist Crimean Republic
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Postby Communist Crimean Republic » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:16 pm

A New Challenger Is Approaching

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Postby Communist Crimean Republic » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:24 pm

P a m p a n g a wrote:Mind if I make a request? Other nations think I'm an African nation, but I ain't

Sure, what do you want?

(Sorry about the double post, I seem to be known for those)

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P a m p a n g a
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Postby P a m p a n g a » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:40 pm

Communist Crimean Republic wrote:
P a m p a n g a wrote:Mind if I make a request? Other nations think I'm an African nation, but I ain't

Sure, what do you want?

(Sorry about the double post, I seem to be known for those)

Oh wow thanks comrade! Maybe just me crying out I ain't African??
------ Ing Repúblik Demokratik ning Kapampángan ------
"Kamulatan, Kabiasnan, at Katimauan"
"We stand together as free people against oppression!"
- President Avelino Marx Magbaláue

Definitely not an African or Latin American nation
Policies to Ignore: Corporal Punishment

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Postby Communist Crimean Republic » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:10 pm

P a m p a n g a wrote:
Communist Crimean Republic wrote:Sure, what do you want?

(Sorry about the double post, I seem to be known for those)

Oh wow thanks comrade! Maybe just me crying out I ain't African??

Here you go!

Image

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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:15 pm

Communist Crimean Republic wrote:A New Challenger Is Approaching


Почему «ебать тебе»?
There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Banned because all hail ban-hammer, the only true ruler and savior of this thread.

[REDACTED] wrote:Although, let's talk about your obsession with ŋ, k, and j.

Discord server has risen again. Come join!

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Postby Communist Crimean Republic » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:17 pm

Dawetid wrote:
Communist Crimean Republic wrote:A New Challenger Is Approaching


Почему «ебать тебе»?

Crimeabrick is grumpy af and hates everyone and everything, that's why.

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P a m p a n g a
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Postby P a m p a n g a » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:22 pm

Communist Crimean Republic wrote:
P a m p a n g a wrote:Oh wow thanks comrade! Maybe just me crying out I ain't African??

Here you go!

Image

Ay that's lit! Thank you compadre!
------ Ing Repúblik Demokratik ning Kapampángan ------
"Kamulatan, Kabiasnan, at Katimauan"
"We stand together as free people against oppression!"
- President Avelino Marx Magbaláue

Definitely not an African or Latin American nation
Policies to Ignore: Corporal Punishment

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