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The Countryball Strikes Back!
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23%
Now with more Poland!
227
14%
AKA The Eternal Polandball Thread
134
8%
The Most Balls You'll Ever See on NationStates
874
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Other
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Total votes : 1657

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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:12 am

Ausinia wrote:We shall all raid religious regions, to praise our polandball god

Looks like some of you need moral education.

While we're at it, may i make a request:
My nation as a Crusader, fighting against Frievolk, New Excalibus, New Transeurasia, Silver Commonwealth, Oswyn Islands, Ausinia, Tengania, (not necessarily all at once), and somehow winning?
Last edited by Dawetid on Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:52 am, edited 2 times in total.
There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Banned because all hail ban-hammer, the only true ruler and savior of this thread.

[REDACTED] wrote:Although, let's talk about your obsession with ŋ, k, and j.

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Danubian Peoples
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Postby Danubian Peoples » Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:31 pm

Image

I know it isn't exactly what you asked for.. but here you go.
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This nation does not reflect my IRL views on anything.
Sorry for any mistakes I make with regards to history while roleplaying in historical RPs. Also I am not a qualified historian or academic. None of the make-believe I do is likely to stand up to academic scrutiny.

Valdez Islands is my puppet.

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New Excalibus
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Postby New Excalibus » Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:51 pm

Dawetid wrote:
Ausinia wrote:We shall all raid religious regions, to praise our polandball god

Looks like some of you need moral education.

While we're at it, may i make a request:
My nation as a Crusader, fighting against Frievolk, New Excalibus, New Transeurasia, Silver Commonwealth, Oswyn Islands, Ausinia, Tengania, (not necessarily all at once), and somehow winning?

*looks at Dawetid*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Taiwan is of the funny!
*Dawetidball is sad*
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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:56 pm

New Excalibus wrote:
Dawetid wrote:Looks like some of you need moral education.

While we're at it, may i make a request:
My nation as a Crusader, fighting against Frievolk, New Excalibus, New Transeurasia, Silver Commonwealth, Oswyn Islands, Ausinia, Tengania, (not necessarily all at once), and somehow winning?

*looks at Dawetid*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Taiwan is of the funny!
*Dawetidball is sad*

*stabs New Excalibusball*
Who is of funny now?
There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Banned because all hail ban-hammer, the only true ruler and savior of this thread.

[REDACTED] wrote:Although, let's talk about your obsession with ŋ, k, and j.

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New Excalibus
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Postby New Excalibus » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:11 pm

Dawetid wrote:
New Excalibus wrote:*looks at Dawetid*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Taiwan is of the funny!
*Dawetidball is sad*

*stabs New Excalibusball*
Who is of funny now?

*New Excalibusball opens his eyes and stabs Dawetidball with excalibur*
Never let your guard down, you blasted knockoff China!
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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:20 pm

New Excalibus wrote:
Dawetid wrote:*stabs New Excalibusball*
Who is of funny now?

*New Excalibusball opens his eyes and stabs Dawetidball with excalibur*
Never let your guard down, you blasted knockoff China!

*gets up*
*throws dagger*
*stabs New Excalibusball in the eye*
*takes out the eye*
HAHAHAHA who is of knockoff now?
*stands on top of New Excalibusball*

Danubian Peoples wrote:(Image)

I know it isn't exactly what you asked for.. but here you go.

Thank you!
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There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Banned because all hail ban-hammer, the only true ruler and savior of this thread.

[REDACTED] wrote:Although, let's talk about your obsession with ŋ, k, and j.

Discord server has risen again. Come join!

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New Excalibus
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Postby New Excalibus » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:22 pm

Dawetid wrote:
New Excalibus wrote:*New Excalibusball opens his eyes and stabs Dawetidball with excalibur*
Never let your guard down, you blasted knockoff China!

*gets up*
*throws dagger*
*stabs New Excalibusball in the eye*
*takes out the eye*
HAHAHAHA who is of knockoff now?
*stands on top of New Excalibusball*

Danubian Peoples wrote:(Image)

I know it isn't exactly what you asked for.. but here you go.

Thank you!

*excaliball rips off eye patch to show laser eye*
*slices dawetidball in half*
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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:35 pm

New Excalibus wrote:
Dawetid wrote:*gets up*
*throws dagger*
*stabs New Excalibusball in the eye*
*takes out the eye*
HAHAHAHA who is of knockoff now?
*stands on top of New Excalibusball*


Thank you!

*excaliball rips off eye patch to show laser eye*
*slices dawetidball in half*

*Dawetidball heals*
Expected this? muahahaha…
*also removes eyepatch to reveal laser eye*
*fire at excaliball*
*cuts excaliball into pieces*
There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Banned because all hail ban-hammer, the only true ruler and savior of this thread.

[REDACTED] wrote:Although, let's talk about your obsession with ŋ, k, and j.

Discord server has risen again. Come join!

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New Excalibus
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Postby New Excalibus » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:42 pm

Dawetid wrote:
New Excalibus wrote:*excaliball rips off eye patch to show laser eye*
*slices dawetidball in half*

*Dawetidball heals*
Expected this? muahahaha…
*also removes eyepatch to reveal laser eye*
*fire at excaliball*
*cuts excaliball into pieces*

*british empire bursts into room
*glues excaliball back together*
*all point guns at dawetidball*
Fire!
*dawetidball is blown to smithereens*
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New Transeurasia
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Postby New Transeurasia » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:46 pm

Dawetid wrote:
Ausinia wrote:We shall all raid religious regions, to praise our polandball god

Looks like some of you need moral education.

While we're at it, may i make a request:
My nation as a Crusader, fighting against Frievolk, New Excalibus, New Transeurasia, Silver Commonwealth, Oswyn Islands, Ausinia, Tengania, (not necessarily all at once), and somehow winning?

Ok then

Image
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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:53 pm

New Excalibus wrote:
Dawetid wrote:*Dawetidball heals*
Expected this? muahahaha…
*also removes eyepatch to reveal laser eye*
*fire at excaliball*
*cuts excaliball into pieces*

*british empire bursts into room
*glues excaliball back together*
*all point guns at dawetidball*
Fire!
*dawetidball is blown to smithereens*

*republic of china gathers the remains*
*makes a stronger dawetidball using it*
*dawetidball fires at excaliball*
*takes its remains home*
*puts it in heated acid*


Also, thanks New Transeurasia!
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There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Banned because all hail ban-hammer, the only true ruler and savior of this thread.

[REDACTED] wrote:Although, let's talk about your obsession with ŋ, k, and j.

Discord server has risen again. Come join!

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New Excalibus
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Postby New Excalibus » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:58 pm

Dawetid wrote:
New Excalibus wrote:*british empire bursts into room
*glues excaliball back together*
*all point guns at dawetidball*
Fire!
*dawetidball is blown to smithereens*

*republic of china gathers the remains*
*makes a stronger dawetidball using it*
*dawetidball fires at excaliball*
*takes its remains home*
*puts it in heated acid*


Also, thanks New Transeurasia!

*excalibus erases dawetidball out of the comics*
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Narumasang
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Postby Narumasang » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:32 pm

Image
(but uh, please remember the rules n stuff. Last time we had a prolonged conversation on here that didn't follow the mod's rules of guidance under a "art thread" we got locked down, which sucked. Just sayin', don't spam messages without at least attempting to include pics.)
Rules
-This is NOT a chat thread. Keep anything not Polandball or NSball related out. (<-- what got us last time, for some reason includes rp, mostly cause we used to have a NSPB RP forum before too, where it was mean't to go.)
-Please follow the official conventions for drawing countryballs. Not really something I can enforce, but it'll keep the other posters from lynching you.
-Friendly ribbing and obviously humorous insults are fine; open and pointed attacks on others are not.
Majulah, Narumasang!
Raja Perlembagaan Narumasang, Kingdom of Narumasang.
(Malayan Constitutional Monarchy located in the entire Nusantara archipelago. )
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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:35 pm

Narumasang wrote:(Image)
(but uh, please remember the rules n stuff. Last time we had a prolonged conversation on here that didn't follow the mod's rules of guidance under a "art thread" we got locked down, which sucked. Just sayin', don't spam messages without at least attempting to include pics.)
Rules
-This is NOT a chat thread. Keep anything not Polandball or NSball related out. (<-- what got us last time, for some reason includes rp, mostly cause we used to have a NSPB RP forum before too, where it was mean't to go.)
-Please follow the official conventions for drawing countryballs. Not really something I can enforce, but it'll keep the other posters from lynching you.
-Friendly ribbing and obviously humorous insults are fine; open and pointed attacks on others are not.

Finally someone with some common sense.
There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Banned because all hail ban-hammer, the only true ruler and savior of this thread.

[REDACTED] wrote:Although, let's talk about your obsession with ŋ, k, and j.

Discord server has risen again. Come join!

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Tengania
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Postby Tengania » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:35 pm

New Transeurasia wrote:
Dawetid wrote:Looks like some of you need moral education.

While we're at it, may i make a request:
My nation as a Crusader, fighting against Frievolk, New Excalibus, New Transeurasia, Silver Commonwealth, Oswyn Islands, Ausinia, Tengania, (not necessarily all at once), and somehow winning?

Ok then

Image

wowo wait wtf you actually went into my factbooks and found my SMGAR-7?
----=====• |THE VANGUARD| •=====----
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New Excalibus
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Postby New Excalibus » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:59 pm

Narumasang wrote:(Image)
(but uh, please remember the rules n stuff. Last time we had a prolonged conversation on here that didn't follow the mod's rules of guidance under a "art thread" we got locked down, which sucked. Just sayin', don't spam messages without at least attempting to include pics.)
Rules
-This is NOT a chat thread. Keep anything not Polandball or NSball related out. (<-- what got us last time, for some reason includes rp, mostly cause we used to have a NSPB RP forum before too, where it was mean't to go.)
-Please follow the official conventions for drawing countryballs. Not really something I can enforce, but it'll keep the other posters from lynching you.
-Friendly ribbing and obviously humorous insults are fine; open and pointed attacks on others are not.

welp dang
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New Transeurasia
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Postby New Transeurasia » Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:27 pm

Tengania wrote:
New Transeurasia wrote:Ok then

(Image)

wowo wait wtf you actually went into my factbooks and found my SMGAR-7?

Yep
I also tried to draw my Type 1203
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Welcome to 2035. Tenth-light-speed spacecraft, overpopulation, abundance of resources, the tripolar cold war, and catgirls await.

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Nuclear Wastelands
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Postby Nuclear Wastelands » Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:53 pm

Dawetid wrote:
Ausinia wrote:We shall all raid religious regions, to praise our polandball god

Looks like some of you need moral education.

While we're at it, may i make a request:
My nation as a Crusader, fighting against Frievolk, New Excalibus, New Transeurasia, Silver Commonwealth, Oswyn Islands, Ausinia, Tengania, (not necessarily all at once), and somehow winning?

Wow, I'm not the only one randomly Fighting New Excalibus.

Also, I managed to download a sort of MS Paint Program, So I'll try to start doing Polandball drawings soon.

And yes, My First one will be me fighting New Excalibus.
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Demirestad
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Postby Demirestad » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:06 pm

New Excalibus wrote:
Dawetid wrote:*republic of china gathers the remains*
*makes a stronger dawetidball using it*
*dawetidball fires at excaliball*
*takes its remains home*
*puts it in heated acid*


Also, thanks New Transeurasia!

*excalibus erases dawetidball out of the comics*

Image

OR ELSE


Also sorry for the long absence, just been VERY busy with school work and marching band.

Also I plan on finishing out that Poclaymon thing I was doing as well.

Also...

Maori Moon wrote:Snip


I wasn't here to be graced by the presence of Maori Moon, now I'm sad.
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+ Dan Unasten Republik vonn Stadelandt +

I would create another nation to change the name but this one already has to much on it, whups

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Danubian Peoples
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Postby Danubian Peoples » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:10 pm

Hey, I'd like to ask a question. When drawing clays with flags that have people on them, should you replace the person with a countryball?
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This nation does not reflect my IRL views on anything.
Sorry for any mistakes I make with regards to history while roleplaying in historical RPs. Also I am not a qualified historian or academic. None of the make-believe I do is likely to stand up to academic scrutiny.

Valdez Islands is my puppet.

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Sefy the Great
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Postby Sefy the Great » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:51 pm

Danubian Peoples wrote:Hey, I'd like to ask a question. When drawing clays with flags that have people on them, should you replace the person with a countryball?

yES

if we replace Mr. House as a green blank countryball, then we can do that for the rest. if the ball is better without nationality, then it SHALL BE BLANK!
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Silver Commonwealth
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:10 pm

Image


I drew a sh*tty polandball about SC's personification. (And yeah, different eye colors symbolize its political alter ego.)
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IRL views: not much different from 4 years ago (socdem)

Tom being a control freak + pathological distrust of private enterprises = this nation

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Postby Danubian Peoples » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:25 am

Image
Thought I'd return the favor for that Donauvolk drawing, so here's Naramusang with a sack of rice.
NS stats are not used.
This nation does not reflect my IRL views on anything.
Sorry for any mistakes I make with regards to history while roleplaying in historical RPs. Also I am not a qualified historian or academic. None of the make-believe I do is likely to stand up to academic scrutiny.

Valdez Islands is my puppet.

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Postby New Excalibus » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:24 pm

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By the way, anyone want to start a kind of MCU-style Polandball universe?
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Narumasang
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Postby Narumasang » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:56 pm

New Excalibus wrote:(Image)
By the way, anyone want to start a kind of MCU-style Polandball universe?

Oh, If only you knew.

Danubian Peoples wrote:(Image)
Thought I'd return the favor for that Donauvolk drawing, so here's Naramusang with a sack of rice.

Holy damn that is beautiful
I am forever in your debt from now on
Majulah, Narumasang!
Raja Perlembagaan Narumasang, Kingdom of Narumasang.
(Malayan Constitutional Monarchy located in the entire Nusantara archipelago. )
25% chance of beginner-tier RP, 75% chance of being unfunny and 100% of being obnoxious and uninformed.
G20 || 9th Highest GDP || 4th Highest Population

Alt of Khryov
I now have a DeviantArt! Please go harass me on there.
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I am not from South East Asia. Please don't hurt me If I get everything wrong, which I most likely will.

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