Paradox Games V: Oh baby! I love you so---*heart attack*

by **Ifreann** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:01 pm

The thread is new and things are different and I'm scared and change is evil.

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
Transoxthraxia wrote:Ah. I believe I've already put a bid up for VI, too.

But that won't be for awhile.

Or alternatively, it'll be quite soon, since starting May 9th, this thread will fill up extremely quickly.

Or there won't be any posts at all, because no one will be able to drag themselves away from Stellaris.

I anticipate being able to pull myself away from Stellaris a few minutes at a time to post the space shenanigans I get up to.

by **Washington Resistance Army** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:02 pm

War Elephant master race!

by **United Marxist Nations** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:03 pm

I'm sorry, what is the thread title referring to?

by **Kalmarium** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:10 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:War Elephant master race!

All I need is some burning camels and your Big Stompers are gonna be running back into your lines.

by **Renoa** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:24 pm

Ifreann wrote:The thread is new and things are different and I'm scared and change is evil.

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Or there won't be any posts at all, because no one will be able to drag themselves away from Stellaris.

I anticipate being able to pull myself away from Stellaris a few minutes at a time to post the space shenanigans I get up to.

You better not. I want to take this thread over by virtue of being the only one not too busy playing Stellaris to look at it. That way anyone who looks at this thread will HAVE to look at all of the stupid things I post! Muahaha!

by **Val Halla** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:24 pm

Will Stellaris have a plot to invade a planet of alien war machines, take their DNA or something, and inject them into your own soldiers, making your vast intergalactic empire virtually unstoppable? That'd be aight.

by **Kalmarium** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:27 pm

Everyone got the name of their Evil Space Empires of Doom down?

Going for The Stahlvelkan Empire, personally. Deutsches kaiserreich Über Alles in space!

by **Genivaria** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:32 pm

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
Transoxthraxia wrote:Ah. I believe I've already put a bid up for VI, too.

But that won't be for awhile.

Or alternatively, it'll be quite soon, since starting May 9th, this thread will fill up extremely quickly.

Or there won't be any posts at all, because no one will be able to drag themselves away from Stellaris.

Oh please I'll be keeping a running count of how many inferior species I've enslaved or purged.

by **Ifreann** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:42 pm

Renoa wrote:
Ifreann wrote:The thread is new and things are different and I'm scared and change is evil.

I anticipate being able to pull myself away from Stellaris a few minutes at a time to post the space shenanigans I get up to.

You better not. I want to take this thread over by virtue of being the only one not too busy playing Stellaris to look at it. That way anyone who looks at this thread will HAVE to look at all of the stupid things I post! Muahaha!

I'm afraid I anticipate a great number of shenanigans.

Val Halla wrote:Will Stellaris have a plot to invade a planet of alien war machines, take their DNA or something, and inject them into your own soldiers, making your vast intergalactic empire virtually unstoppable? That'd be aight.

It's called reverse-engineering tech from Fallen Empires.

Kalmarium wrote:Everyone got the name of their Evil Space Empires of Doom down?

Going for The Stahlvelkan Empire, personally. Deutsches kaiserreich Über Alles in space!

The Great Guinness Storehouse.

by **Roma Byzantina** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:44 pm

Kalmarium wrote:Everyone got the name of their Evil Space Empires of Doom down?

Going for The Stahlvelkan Empire, personally. Deutsches kaiserreich Über Alles in space!

Imperium Sauriticana is likely gonna be mine. Essentially the Space-faring Alt-Universe Dictatorial version of my Socialist Saurisia-inspired NS nation.

Genivaria wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Or there won't be any posts at all, because no one will be able to drag themselves away from Stellaris.

Oh please I'll be keeping a running count of how many inferior species I've enslaved or purged.

Good...

Transoxthraxia wrote:
Genivaria wrote:The throne that our beloved lady of the realm now sits upon.
Praise be to the Raven Queen!

Ah. I believe I've already put a bid up for VI, too.

But that won't be for awhile.

Or alternatively, it'll be quite soon, since starting May 9th, this thread will fill up extremely quickly.

I say that this throne is mine after Bralia is done with it. I gave that Duchy after all!

Seriously, I love my place in the OP. Quite nice, although insignificant compared to some of the others. Ah well. :clap:

by **Lunas Legion** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:46 pm

Kalmarium wrote:Everyone got the name of their Evil Space Empires of Doom down?

Going for The Stahlvelkan Empire, personally. Deutsches kaiserreich Über Alles in space!

The Imperium of the Yuuuuuuge Wall. Trump as God-Emperor + Imperium of Man = lulz ensue.

by **Kalmarium** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:50 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Kalmarium wrote:Everyone got the name of their Evil Space Empires of Doom down?

Going for The Stahlvelkan Empire, personally. Deutsches kaiserreich Über Alles in space!

The Imperium of the Yuuuuuuge Wall. Trump as God-Emperor + Imperium of Man = lulz ensue.

By the standards of Warhammer 40k, Trump is a saint.

by **Polar Svalbard** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:54 pm

Can't wait for more CzechoAustriaHungary soon to have the addition of Yugoslavia, Romania and the rest of the damn balkans. Da9l will probs hopefully join dat axis and vin da day.

by **Benomia 3** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:55 pm

Polar Svalbard wrote:Can't wait for more CzechoAustriaHungary soon to have the addition of Yugoslavia, Romania and the rest of the damn balkans. Da9l will probs hopefully join dat axis and vin da day.

Ausczechoslavigaria

by **Herargon** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:15 pm

I shall embrace myself unto these great adventures, to go from thread to thread to find the greatest ruler under them all, that is, KARLING.
He shall reign with peace and a grand scepter of harmony, of vastness and roughness the lands of KARLING are. Now that this means we must once more rejoice ourselves to defeat the Byzantine Empire, and soforth becometh the TRUE KARLING EMPIRE.

Also for anybody; the link to former thread, as to continue the line.

viewtopic.php?f=19&t=353956&hilit=Paradox

by **Doperland** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:47 pm

I can't believe I didn't notice this. I'm disappointed in myself.

by **U n i t y** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:54 pm

I have returned to stake my claim to this throne of mine.

*Is immediately castrated and blinded

Welp, time to return to Victoria II.

by **Polar Svalbard** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:58 pm

U n i t y wrote:I have returned to stake my claim to this throne of mine.

*Is immediately castrated and blinded

Welp, time to return to Victoria II.

Hops into tank commander's seat. To HOI IV! Soon...

by **Kalmarium** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:06 pm

Meanwhile in some secret Nazi base underneath Antarctica:

"Soon mein friends... soon..."

by **Polar Svalbard** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:07 pm

Kalmarium wrote:Meanwhile in some secret Nazi base underneath Antarctica:

"Soon mein friends... soon..."

Hey I'm going to do an Argentina run through in which I join the Axis once Its D-day and the game is released... you've got a friend in me.

by **Kalmarium** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:10 pm

Polar Svalbard wrote:
Kalmarium wrote:Meanwhile in some secret Nazi base underneath Antarctica:

"Soon mein friends... soon..."

Hey I'm going to do an Argentina run through in which I join the Axis once Its D-day and the game is released... you've got a friend in me.

Danke. Have this complementary Panzer IV.

by **Polar Svalbard** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:13 pm

Kalmarium wrote:
Polar Svalbard wrote:Hey I'm going to do an Argentina run through in which I join the Axis once Its D-day and the game is released... you've got a friend in me.

Danke. Have this complementary Panzer IV.

I shall use it in my conquest of South America. I plan to make a facist Argentina and take over South America, throuhg conquest and faction, before ditching the faction, taking the rest, and linking up with the Axis to take out America and Canada, while Germany takes Europe, and Japan the Pacific.

by **The Orson Empire** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:13 pm

Val Halla wrote:Will Stellaris have a plot to invade a planet of alien war machines, take their DNA or something, and inject them into your own soldiers, making your vast intergalactic empire virtually unstoppable? That'd be aight.

Stellaris is literally a dream come true.

by **Shaggai** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:27 pm

Re: the poll, where are my CotC dreadnoughts? I want to be one of those. Technically they have horse archer icons, so I guess I'm a horse archer?

Kalmarium wrote:Everyone got the name of their Evil Space Empires of Doom down?

Going for The Stahlvelkan Empire, personally. Deutsches kaiserreich Über Alles in space!

Literally just Shaggai. As for portraits... probably the sixth portrait in this picture, the black and white alien.

by **Roma Byzantina** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:37 pm

Shaggai wrote:Re: the poll, where are my CotC dreadnoughts? I want to be one of those. Technically they have horse archer icons, so I guess I'm a horse archer?
Kalmarium wrote:Everyone got the name of their Evil Space Empires of Doom down?

Going for The Stahlvelkan Empire, personally. Deutsches kaiserreich Über Alles in space!

Literally just Shaggai. As for portraits... probably the sixth portrait in this picture, the black and white alien.

I'd assume that a Dinosaur mod would have come out by the time that I'd get the game so I'd choose that and if not I'm just so unsure of what reptilian portrait I'd pick. I'm definitely killing that raptor-looking, avian faff every time I see him in Stellaris. He deserves enslavement and occasional purging!

And I know that I'd use the guaranteed MLP mod at some point.

Yo, you guys want my Empire template thingie again so that we can do that again?

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