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Who do you support for the leader of the next thread?

Emperor Idaho
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Western Pacific Traitors
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Huskar Traitorous Union
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50%
The Danish ConfedeRACY
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Total votes : 64

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Ifreann
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Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:45 am

Bralia wrote:Thanks for the new title, Iffy.

8) Excellent.

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Val Halla
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Ex-Nation

Postby Val Halla » Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:47 am

In a multiplayer game of EU4, I'm the Papal States, with someone as Poland and another person as the Ottomans.. Poland became Papal controller, and went on a crusade against the Ottomans. I was annoyed, so didn't join the crusade and just sent the Ottomans gifts to annoy Poland
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Socialist Tera
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Postby Socialist Tera » Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:24 pm

Val Halla wrote:In a multiplayer game of EU4, I'm the Papal States, with someone as Poland and another person as the Ottomans.. Poland became Papal controller, and went on a crusade against the Ottomans. I was annoyed, so didn't join the crusade and just sent the Ottomans gifts to annoy Poland

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Transoxthraxia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Transoxthraxia » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:59 pm

Reading about the history of Cham Pa, I've been inspired to do a playthrough of Champa in EU IV. Hopefully I can reverse the decline of the kingdom.

I wonder (though kind of doubt) whether Paradox has gone through the effort to maintain and represent the kingdom's maritime and trading culture.

Edit: a fast look at the traditions and ideas shows that the Champa have a stretegy focused around naval power, specifically light ships.

Can someone tell me about naval warfare and how trade works?
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Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search for our better selves?
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
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Narintia
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Postby Narintia » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:05 pm

Transoxthraxia wrote:Reading about the history of Cham Pa, I've been inspired to do a playthrough of Champa in EU IV. Hopefully I can reverse the decline of the kingdom.

I wonder (though kind of doubt) whether Paradox has gone through the effort to maintain and represent the kingdom's maritime and trading culture.

Edit: a fast look at the traditions and ideas shows that the Champa have a stretegy focused around naval power, specifically light ships.

Can someone tell me about naval warfare and how trade works?

If your in a sea like the mediterranian, use galleys
If your in the oceans, use carracks.
Trade: Build Barques, use them to protect your trade
aaaaaaa

weird socialist thing, estonian

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Bralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:36 pm

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 159035
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:05 pm


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Altito Asmoro
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Founded: May 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Altito Asmoro » Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:12 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Bralia wrote:Thanks for the new title, Iffy.

8) Excellent.


Oh nein

Also, now I am planning to play as Switzerland, get an Electable AND Switzerlake achievement, as well as going to culture shift to Italian culture so that I can into Italy in EU4.
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Altito Asmoro wrote:You people can call me...AA. Or Alt.
Or Tito.

I'm calling you "non-aligned comrade."

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The Danish Confederacy
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Founded: Apr 22, 2015
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:42 pm

So.
I just got the Cities: Skylines bundle.

"Mr. Mayor, why do you always flip the fuck out when we drive?"
"BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO ROUNDABOUT?"
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.

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Western Pacific Territories
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Western Pacific Territories » Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:44 pm

You make me sad. I'm not capable of running Cities Skyline.

Yet I can handle Transport Fever at High settings no sweat.

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The Danish Confederacy
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Founded: Apr 22, 2015
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:59 pm

Western PaciFic Territories wrote:You make me sad. I'm not capable of running Cities Skyline.

Yet I can handle Transport Fever at High settings no sweat.

2gud4u
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.

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The Intergalactic Russian Empire
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:16 pm

War with the Kaiserreich is a stalemate, neither side is willing to make an advance. Kaiser Santa is blitzkrieging our lines with deadly holiday spirit.

In Africa, my British allies are making an advance against National France, though I am unable to reinforce. And the Italians? Being useless as usual.
Call me Russia, Rus, or IRE
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Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

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Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Katyuscha
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Postby Katyuscha » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:01 pm

Transoxthraxia wrote:Reading about the history of Cham Pa, I've been inspired to do a playthrough of Champa in EU IV. Hopefully I can reverse the decline of the kingdom.

I wonder (though kind of doubt) whether Paradox has gone through the effort to maintain and represent the kingdom's maritime and trading culture.

Edit: a fast look at the traditions and ideas shows that the Champa have a stretegy focused around naval power, specifically light ships.

Can someone tell me about naval warfare and how trade works?

Don't bother with galleys unless you plan on fighting china any time soon. Most SE Asian waters are considered open sea, so galleys are not important. Keep a good combination of trade ships and transports and maybe a small handull of heavies if you can afford. Trade ships are the most important in early game
Very soft
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Altito Asmoro
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Founded: May 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Altito Asmoro » Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:23 am

Should I or should I not buy Rights of Man?
Stormwrath wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:You people can call me...AA. Or Alt.
Or Tito.

I'm calling you "non-aligned comrade."

A proud Nationalist
Winner for Best War RP of 2016

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Genivaria
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 69785
Founded: Mar 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Genivaria » Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:37 am

Altito Asmoro wrote:Should I or should I not buy Rights of Man?

You should wait 10 more hours.
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Jumhuriyah Hindustan
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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:07 am

Transoxthraxia wrote:Reading about the history of Cham Pa, I've been inspired to do a playthrough of Champa in EU IV. Hopefully I can reverse the decline of the kingdom.

I wonder (though kind of doubt) whether Paradox has gone through the effort to maintain and represent the kingdom's maritime and trading culture.

Edit: a fast look at the traditions and ideas shows that the Champa have a stretegy focused around naval power, specifically light ships.

Can someone tell me about naval warfare and how trade works?

Played it once, quite hard since you're the only Hindu in the area.
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THE REPUBLIC OF HINDUSTAN
Head of State: Prime Minister Abdullah Rahman
Capital City: Lahore
RP Population: 867,000,000
RP Military: 875,000 Active, 1,540,000 Reserves, 250,000 Paramilitary (2,665,000 Total)
Tech: MT
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Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Altito Asmoro
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Postby Altito Asmoro » Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:40 am

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Transoxthraxia wrote:Reading about the history of Cham Pa, I've been inspired to do a playthrough of Champa in EU IV. Hopefully I can reverse the decline of the kingdom.

I wonder (though kind of doubt) whether Paradox has gone through the effort to maintain and represent the kingdom's maritime and trading culture.

Edit: a fast look at the traditions and ideas shows that the Champa have a stretegy focused around naval power, specifically light ships.

Can someone tell me about naval warfare and how trade works?

Played it once, quite hard since you're the only Hindu in the area.


Make another Hindu custom nation is a helpful advice.
Stormwrath wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:You people can call me...AA. Or Alt.
Or Tito.

I'm calling you "non-aligned comrade."

A proud Nationalist
Winner for Best War RP of 2016

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Jumhuriyah Hindustan
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Founded: Jun 09, 2016
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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:41 am

Altito Asmoro wrote:
Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:Played it once, quite hard since you're the only Hindu in the area.


Make another Hindu custom nation is a helpful advice.

ehh that's just cheating

i like a good challenge

i mean i played as the fucking comanches once
☪اللہ اکبر☪
Proud member of the Council of Islamic Cooperation
THE REPUBLIC OF HINDUSTAN
Head of State: Prime Minister Abdullah Rahman
Capital City: Lahore
RP Population: 867,000,000
RP Military: 875,000 Active, 1,540,000 Reserves, 250,000 Paramilitary (2,665,000 Total)
Tech: MT
Factbook
Map
Chrinthanium wrote:No. There is no Blaatslutten here.
Alvecia wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Altito Asmoro
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Founded: May 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Altito Asmoro » Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:42 am

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Make another Hindu custom nation is a helpful advice.

ehh that's just cheating

i like a good challenge

i mean i played as the fucking comanches once


All is fair in love and war.
Stormwrath wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:You people can call me...AA. Or Alt.
Or Tito.

I'm calling you "non-aligned comrade."

A proud Nationalist
Winner for Best War RP of 2016

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Greater Allidron
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Founded: Nov 03, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Allidron » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:09 am

EU4 common sense be like 5 bucks
Ordis is my home region.

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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 58257
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:10 am

I have a sliver of money left in my account, literally cant get anything in the sale.

This fucking sucks, i usually have between £100-200 left after a semester, what the hell did i do this time.
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Ithalian Empire
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ithalian Empire » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:19 am

How much is CK2 right now?
Eat ,Drink, and be mary, for tomorrow we die.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:20 am

Ithalian Empire wrote:How much is CK2 right now?

Soul of your firstborn daughter.

The dlc costs the soul of your firstborn son.
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Ithalian Empire
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ithalian Empire » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:20 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ithalian Empire wrote:How much is CK2 right now?

Soul of your firstborn daughter.

The dlc costs the soul of your firstborn son.

Worth it.
Eat ,Drink, and be mary, for tomorrow we die.
PRAISE THE FOUNDERS

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Genivaria
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Founded: Mar 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Genivaria » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:21 am

Ithalian Empire wrote:How much is CK2 right now?

"The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now"
No shit.
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