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Who do you support for the leader of the next thread?

Emperor Idaho
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Huskar Traitorous Union
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The Danish ConfedeRACY
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Total votes : 64

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Mon Dec 19, 2016 5:32 am

New Communist and Socialist Unions wrote:I voted Jingoism, Pro Military, and... Pacifism...

AAHAHA...

Congratulations, I'm glad you mentioned how you voted so I can invalidate three points in those categories.
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New Communist and Socialist Unions
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Postby New Communist and Socialist Unions » Mon Dec 19, 2016 5:51 am

Bralia wrote:
New Communist and Socialist Unions wrote:I voted Jingoism, Pro Military, and... Pacifism...

AAHAHA...

Congratulations, I'm glad you mentioned how you voted so I can invalidate three points in those categories.


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Postby Ifreann » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:10 am

FelrikTheDeleted wrote:
Balochistan and New York wrote:Ok ternate then, I tried playing Castile and Aragon declared and since I am a newb i got fucked and my nation got divided into 2.. Then I declared on them after building a lot of troops and divided them into 3. No I want to colonize but have no idea how to do it. Is there a guide anywhere explaining everything? Cause I dont understand trading either.


As far as I am aware, just let trading happen, don't attempt to fix it, just let it happen. My tampering lead to me going bankrupt on a number of occasions.

Get trade modifiers. It doesn't matter what they do, just get more modifiers. Unless they're red. Don't get red ones. Red is bad.

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Postby Balochistan and New York » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:13 am

Ifreann wrote:
FelrikTheDeleted wrote:
As far as I am aware, just let trading happen, don't attempt to fix it, just let it happen. My tampering lead to me going bankrupt on a number of occasions.

Get trade modifiers. It doesn't matter what they do, just get more modifiers. Unless they're red. Don't get red ones. Red is bad.


Red always bad lol
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Postby Ithalian Empire » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:17 am

Balochistan and New York wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Get trade modifiers. It doesn't matter what they do, just get more modifiers. Unless they're red. Don't get red ones. Red is bad.


Red always bad lol

Red is dead, always has been, always will be.
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Postby Balochistan and New York » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:18 am

I just had the worst game of eu4 ever, got peasants war and got called into a fucking war by Aragon fighting England, france, austria etc.. and fucking grandian nationalists and well i just gave up because I lost my entire army and had a god damn single unit of cavalry
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Postby Balochistan and New York » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:20 am

Balochistan and New York wrote:I just had the worst game of eu4 ever, got peasants war and got called into a fucking war by Aragon fighting England, france, austria etc.. and fucking grandian nationalists and well i just gave up because I lost my entire army and had a god damn single unit of cavalry


and i also just began eu4
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Jumhuriyah Hindustan
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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:24 am

Balochistan and New York wrote:
Balochistan and New York wrote:I just had the worst game of eu4 ever, got peasants war and got called into a fucking war by Aragon fighting England, france, austria etc.. and fucking grandian nationalists and well i just gave up because I lost my entire army and had a god damn single unit of cavalry


and i also just began eu4

which country m8
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Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Postby Ifreann » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:25 am

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Balochistan and New York wrote:
and i also just began eu4

which country m8

Castile I'm betting.

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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:32 am

Ifreann wrote:
Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:which country m8

Castile I'm betting.

hm after reading his post yeah that's most likely it

i never played those boring european major powers (i never even play any major power anymore, too easy) so i can't comment on that
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Chrinthanium wrote:No. There is no Blaatslutten here.
Alvecia wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Postby Balochistan and New York » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:40 am

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Balochistan and New York wrote:
and i also just began eu4

which country m8


Castille, I am playing Vijaynagar now...cause I find it easier with them for some reason
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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:04 am

Balochistan and New York wrote:
Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:which country m8


Castille, I am playing Vijaynagar now...cause I find it easier with them for some reason

be aware of tech cost tho, institutions are gonna take a looong time to reach india
☪اللہ اکبر☪
Proud member of the Council of Islamic Cooperation
THE REPUBLIC OF HINDUSTAN
Head of State: Prime Minister Abdullah Rahman
Capital City: Lahore
RP Population: 867,000,000
RP Military: 875,000 Active, 1,540,000 Reserves, 250,000 Paramilitary (2,665,000 Total)
Tech: MT
Factbook
Map
Chrinthanium wrote:No. There is no Blaatslutten here.
Alvecia wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:42 am

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Balochistan and New York wrote:
Castille, I am playing Vijaynagar now...cause I find it easier with them for some reason

be aware of tech cost tho, institutions are gonna take a looong time to reach india

I haven't played huge amounts of EUIV since Rights of Man came out, but I'm thinking that outside of Europe it would be well worth developing the fuck out of(or into, I suppose) a province to get the Renaissance. From India you could probably get an Aussie colonial nation for colonialism easily enough. Haven't played long enough to see much of the others. My attempts to Choson One keep fucking up within a century or so.

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Shaggai
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Postby Shaggai » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:29 am

Ifreann wrote:
Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:be aware of tech cost tho, institutions are gonna take a looong time to reach india

I haven't played huge amounts of EUIV since Rights of Man came out, but I'm thinking that outside of Europe it would be well worth developing the fuck out of(or into, I suppose) a province to get the Renaissance. From India you could probably get an Aussie colonial nation for colonialism easily enough. Haven't played long enough to see much of the others. My attempts to Choson One keep fucking up within a century or so.

Australian CNs don't give Colonialism unfortunately. The spread requires that you have a New World CN.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:38 am

Shaggai wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I haven't played huge amounts of EUIV since Rights of Man came out, but I'm thinking that outside of Europe it would be well worth developing the fuck out of(or into, I suppose) a province to get the Renaissance. From India you could probably get an Aussie colonial nation for colonialism easily enough. Haven't played long enough to see much of the others. My attempts to Choson One keep fucking up within a century or so.

Australian CNs don't give Colonialism unfortunately. The spread requires that you have a New World CN.

Bloody Australia.

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:47 am

Shaggai wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I haven't played huge amounts of EUIV since Rights of Man came out, but I'm thinking that outside of Europe it would be well worth developing the fuck out of(or into, I suppose) a province to get the Renaissance. From India you could probably get an Aussie colonial nation for colonialism easily enough. Haven't played long enough to see much of the others. My attempts to Choson One keep fucking up within a century or so.

Australian CNs don't give Colonialism unfortunately. The spread requires that you have a New World CN.

Actually, Colonialism doesn't even require you to have any active colonies at all. All you need to do is discover the New World.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:56 am

Bralia wrote:
Shaggai wrote:Australian CNs don't give Colonialism unfortunately. The spread requires that you have a New World CN.

Actually, Colonialism doesn't even require you to have any active colonies at all. All you need to do is discover the New World.

Really?

Tis a silly institution.

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:02 am

Ifreann wrote:
Bralia wrote:Actually, Colonialism doesn't even require you to have any active colonies at all. All you need to do is discover the New World.

Really?

Tis a silly institution.

Well, you have to get QftNW in order to spawn the institution yourself. So odds are you're going to be committing to a colonial game no matter what. I imagine another reason why only discovery is necessary is to account for any crazy stuff going on in Europe that would occupy the typical colonialists' time. And if you play with the RNW, there's actually a pretty decent chance of rolling an RNW that's really far from Europe. It's all about making sure Colonialism pops roughly around the year 1500.
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Igoria
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Postby Igoria » Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:10 pm

I recently began my first serious non-European/Middle Eastern play through in EU4.

Playing as Vijayanagar (or however you spell it), planning on uniting India.
I'm a somewhat constitutional hereditary monarchy.

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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:00 pm

Igoria wrote:I recently began my first serious non-European/Middle Eastern play through in EU4.

Playing as Vijayanagar (or however you spell it), planning on uniting India.

>vijayanagar
>middle-eastern

oh god we indians are not fucking arabs
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THE REPUBLIC OF HINDUSTAN
Head of State: Prime Minister Abdullah Rahman
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RP Military: 875,000 Active, 1,540,000 Reserves, 250,000 Paramilitary (2,665,000 Total)
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Chrinthanium wrote:No. There is no Blaatslutten here.
Alvecia wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Postby Paketo » Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:00 pm

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I don't know how but two of the most powerful navies in the world let this happen
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Eol Sha
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Postby Eol Sha » Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:01 pm

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Igoria wrote:I recently began my first serious non-European/Middle Eastern play through in EU4.

Playing as Vijayanagar (or however you spell it), planning on uniting India.

>vijayanagar
>middle-eastern

oh god we indians are not fucking arabs

There's probably at least one Indian fucking an Arab.
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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:02 pm

Eol Sha wrote:
Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:>vijayanagar
>middle-eastern

oh god we indians are not fucking arabs

There's probably at least one Indian fucking an Arab.

oh you got me there mate i rate 9/11
☪اللہ اکبر☪
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THE REPUBLIC OF HINDUSTAN
Head of State: Prime Minister Abdullah Rahman
Capital City: Lahore
RP Population: 867,000,000
RP Military: 875,000 Active, 1,540,000 Reserves, 250,000 Paramilitary (2,665,000 Total)
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Chrinthanium wrote:No. There is no Blaatslutten here.
Alvecia wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Postby Eol Sha » Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:03 pm

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Eol Sha wrote:There's probably at least one Indian fucking an Arab.

oh you got me there mate i rate 9/11

Nah. 11/26 is a better score.
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:12 pm

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Igoria wrote:I recently began my first serious non-European/Middle Eastern play through in EU4.

Playing as Vijayanagar (or however you spell it), planning on uniting India.

>vijayanagar
>middle-eastern

oh god we indians are not fucking arabs

I think Igoria was saying that it was their first playthrough that was neither a European nor a Middle-Eastern faction.

That said, not everyone in the Middle-East is an Arab.
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