Video game quotes

[Chatkasatan]

"I swear I thought she was my second cousin!" Some random guy on GTA Vice city.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Coach: Whispering Oaks! Shit, I used to go there when I was a kid!
Nick: Great. Now we can die there as adults.
Nick: *staring at the Turnpike full of stopped cars* These abandoned cars go on for miles!
Coach: Maybe they left them when they all got rescued...
Nick: That's... one theory.

More Left 4 Dead quotes.

[Segmentia]

A few sayings from the Warhammer 40k Dawn of War games.

"If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line!" - Imperial Commissar.
"On charges of cowardice, you are sentenced to death!" - Imperial Commissar.

"Those are Eldar? I thought they'd be taller..." - Imperial Guardsman.
"Greenskins. Thought I smelt something..." - Imperial Guardsmen.

"Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!" - Baneblade.

And one of my all time favorites...

"They're waiting for you Gordon, in the Test Chamber." - Black Mesa Scientist from Half-Life.

[Conserative Morality]

A few sayings from the Warhammer 40k Dawn of War games.

"If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line!" - Imperial Commissar.
"On charges of cowardice, you are sentenced to death!" - Imperial Commissar.

"Those are Eldar? I thought they'd be taller..." - Imperial Guardsman.
"Greenskins. Thought I smelt something..." - Imperial Guardsmen.

"Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!" - Baneblade.

And one of my all time favorites...

"They're waiting for you Gordon, in the Test Chamber." - Black Mesa Scientist from Half-Life.

"Thought they broke our backs? HA!"

[Weltmachtistan]

" Nothing says I love you quite like a shotgun!" Dempsey Call of Duty World At War.

" Kiddy Land!" Ellis Left 4 Dead 2. ( I don't know if this is exact but he sure talks about it a lot!)

[Pasig]

All is quiet as you watch Sonic the Hedgehog run across the screen.

You feel at ease and at peace with yourself.

Life couldn't get better.

Until: 'SEGA!' is blasted in your ears, as you realize that the TV volume is too loud...it's too late now. You've just urinated yourself in fear...

[Zeyad]

...If you've heard it, you know

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"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"

[Saurisia]

"Why us, Sargent?"
"Because we're the Infantry, Corporal! AND GOD LOVES THE INFANTRY!" - The Sargent from CoD II: Big Red One

Oh jeez, I forgot about that one! >_<

"Hey, Carlyle, were you just gonna leave me out there?!"
~Call of Duty Finest Hour

"Get off the damn road!"
~Call of Duty 2: Big Red One

"Who's brilliant plan was this?"
"General George S. Patton's, you've got some kind of problem with him too?"
"Nope, so long as the orders aren't comin' from McCullin"
"Ain't no orders comin' from him, hell, he ain't so much as said a word for two days straight."
"Hoe about you worry less about the Sarge and more about those bombs, Hayseed?"
"Yeah, I've got it, I've got it."
~Call of Duty 3

[Nateistan]

"No one forgets. Nothing is forgiven." John Marston Red dead redemption. On a side note, I love this game so much that I would have secks with it if possible.

[Inchland]

GTA4: The Lost And Damned,
"Your Parents Must Have Been Great Siblings"

[Cosumar]

"Why did you freakin' eat my cucumber! I was looking forward to eating that freakin' cucumber! I otta shit on you! Arrrghhh!!

From cucumberness 3

[Segmentia]

From Brothers in Arms Hells Highway, at the end of the mission Five-Oh-Sink.

Colonel Robert Sink: [shouting] How you getting back across the river?
Sergeant Matt Baker: What'd he say?
Sergeant Joe 'Red' Hartsock: I don't know, my ears are still ringing.
Colonel Robert Sink: How in Sam hell are you getting back across the river!
Sergeant Joe 'Red' Hartsock: Okay, that time I definitely heard liver - maybe he's drunk. We'll just swim back across the liver, sir!

[Chekzobolag]

CoD2: Big Red One

Pvt. Alvin "Brooklyn" Bloomfield: Man, I'm starving! Haven't eaten nothing since we left the ship. Hey, you know, my dad works at a deli back in the Bronx? Makes the best pastrami sandwiches you'll ever eat.

Pvt. Victor "Vic" Denley: Brooklyn, you ain't quite right.

Pvt. Alvin "Brooklyn" Bloomfield: Yea. Kinda like ya sister, huh, ya friggen hayseed?

[Segmentia]

Brothers in Arms Hells Highway, Five-oh-Sink mission, again.

Sergeant Joe 'Red' Hartsock: [to Baker] You spend more time on your back than Paddock's sister!
Paddock: Fuck you, Red!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"It's just a storm sewer, it is just a STORM sewer..."
Ellis: "Don't smell like one."
Nick: "Ellis, I need this."
Rochelle: Hey Nick! Splash fight?
Nick: DON'T YOU DARE!!

Left 4 Dead 2

[Glorious Homeland]

Kane Lives in Death! (Generic Brotherhood of Nod saying in Tiberian Sun)

[The Zoogie People]

Now you just gotta go with WHAT HAPPEN??

[Essex and Cromwell]

There's always the most famous, from a Japanese video game (when you lose).
"You fail"

[M00M00Land]

"Why did you freakin' eat my cucumber! I was looking forward to eating that freakin' cucumber! I otta shit on you! Arrrghhh!!

From cucumberness 3

wtf? is that a real game?

[The Plutonian Empire]

"Do a barrel roll!" ~ StarFox 64 (or some other game or w/e)

"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master." ~ Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

[Picklepoo]

Dixon: Today we're on a secret mission to get coffee and doughnuts. Problem is, Jerries drank all the coffee and ate all the doughnuts. So we gotta go kick their asses.
~ Call of Duty 3

[Hassett]

"Hya!"- Link

[Central Slavia]

You see Ed. Ed is dead. Fallout

Stay a while and listen! - Deckard Cain - Diablo, Diablo II

Aah , Fresh Meat! - Butcher, Diablo

[Allrule]

"Life... dreams... hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"
-Kefka Palazzo

[United human countries]

"Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you hope to challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" - System Shock

And, to take the cake.

"The Polito form is dead, incest. Are you afraid? *Pause as the walls pull away* I am SHODAN." - System Shock 2