Video game quotes

[East Fancainia]

Top 10 best (and worst)video game quotes of all time(for mah nerd friends)
10."John Romero's about to make you his bitch" From the game Hubris. Isn't it great when a developer put's his name in his game?
9."You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike." From a very un-popular 80's game. Let's jsut say, that I'm not a fan of this one.
8."You were almost a Jill sandwich!" From the original Resident Evil. Who doesn't love over clichced things?
7."would you kindly?" From the King Kong game, it was good when you saw the thing speak for the first time.
6.“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great." Crack heads, two words ha, and ha
5."Hey dudes, thanks for rescuing me! Let's go for a burger...Ha! Ha! Ha!" You jsut saved the president and he wants a hamburger *facepalm*
4."Prepare for unforseen consequences." From Half life: episode two, the guy jumps on you and says that. Most people thank god he wasn't gay.
3."...But our princess is in another castle!" From Mario. When you go through 7 diffent worlds it says this every single time!
2."War. War never changes." This is a very epic quote from Fallout 3. Even after most of the world has been turned into nuclear ash, after the greatest and most horrible war of all, the human race has every reason to band together in an effort to save one another from total annihilation -- they don't.
1."A man chooses; a slave obeys." This one's from Bioshock and I take it to heart. BioShock wants us to question authority but for videogaming, as well. When Cortana asks you to pistol-whip a bunch of aliens in Halo, why not stop for a moment and really think about why you're doing it? I know it's fun, but it's unimportant
Put some other one's at the bottom.

[East Fancainia]

Here's a videogame related quote:
"I recently learned something quite interesting about video games. Many young people have developed incredible hand, eye, and brain coordination in playing these games. The air force believes these kids will be our outstanding pilots should they fly our jets."
-Ronald Reagan

[Jordaxia]

So... 'would you kindly' and 'bioshock' in the same thread but not connected? That's a new one.

[East Fancainia]

So... 'would you kindly' and 'bioshock' in the same thread but not connected? That's a new one.

I'm not a fan of the King Kong games, so I took my wrath out on them , no seriously I did that because everyone connects the two.

[Conserative Morality]

5. "A blade can cut, a fire can incinerate, but only a mind can truly destroy." - Diver Down

4. "... And the Arrogant man knew the name of the King." -Triby's Notes

3. "Snake? Snake?!? SNAAAAAAAKE!" -MGS

2. "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." -HK-47

1. "To know oneself, and to know one's enemy. Those who fail at either lose the battle. Those who fail at both lose more than from which they could ever recover." -Diver Down

By the way, your list is hardly original.

[East Fancainia]

5. "A blade can cut, a fire can incinerate, but only a mind can truly destroy." - Diver Down

4. "... And the Arrogant man knew the name of the King." -Triby's Notes

3. "Snake? Snake?!? SNAAAAAAAKE!" -MGS

2. "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." -HK-47

1. "To know oneself, and to know one's enemy. Those who fail at either lose the battle. Those who fail at both lose more than from which they could ever recover." -Diver Down

By the way, your list is hardly original.

I know I just like the quotes

[Rambhutan]

George Stobbart: Let's just say I'm working in the interests of truth and justice.
Todryk: Ah, Thank God, I thought you were the police.

George Stobbart: You speak very good English for a French girl.
Nicole "Nico" Collard: Thanks. You speak very good English for an American

Moue: [pointing a gun at George] Freeze! Hold it... right there!
George Stobbart: Woah! Don't shoot! I'm innocent! I'm an American!
Moue: Can't make up your mind, huh?

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George Stobbart: [looking at lipstick] It wasn't my color. And, it reminded me of clowns.

George Stobbart: He looked like an older version of Lobineau. The same supercilious expression, the same disdain in his eyes... and the same damned ponytail.

George Stobbart: He was a pear-shaped guy with a fine display of multiple chins.

George Stobbart: The fish was wet and slimy, and decidedly dead.

George Stobbart: I felt a slight twinge of conscience as I prepared to give the dog a dunking. It soon passed.

George Stobbart: He had the eyes of a cocker spaniel set in a face like a deflated soufflé.

George Stobbart: The mournful look in that goat's eyes was beginning to depress me.

George Stobbart: Sometimes, I got the feeling that communication with Pearl was like sending signals out into space. Maybe, if you waited long enough, you'd get an intelligent answer back... but it was a long shot.

George Stobbart: It was the weird guy who wasn't wearing any pants.

George Stobbart: Someone had thoughtfully provided little shades for the light bulbs. The rest of the prison area looked like an English public toilet.

George Stobbart: With a creak of ancient corsetry, the sisters sailed majestically over the distant horizon.

George Stobbart: It was a woman with huge... boots. And, an impressive cleavage.

George Stobbart: One of the reasons I hate guns so much is the way they make people so damned impolite.

George Stobbart: The red-haired woman had an air of authority that might intimidate some men. But not me. She terrified me.

George Stobbart: I wasn't going to spend any more time talking to that pompous blimp.

[Crookfur]

" In my day we didn't have any singularity canoranders, we had to kill the drudge preists with our bare hands and we liked it!"- Grandpa simpsom phone call cameo from Blood 2

"Good morning Gordon!"- random scientist from the beginning of half life.

[Allied Governments]

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." - Sovereign, Mass Effect

"Even in a book of lies you sometimes find truth." - Andrew Ryan

[Strykla]

"I need a weapon." Halo 2
"Stay frosty." CoD4/Aliens
"I like to keep This one for close encounters."CoD4/Aliens
"WE ARE LEAVING!"CoD4/Aliens

[Floreria]

This thread requires more Die monsters and Miserable little piles of secrets.

[Tatros]

"I hate elevators, i hate helicopters, i hate hospitals and doctors and lawyers and cops, but you know what i don't hate? I don't hate Vests" - Francis from left 4 Dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stDd_VHLEUo

[Zoharland]

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!" -Final Fantasy

[The 11th Level of Hell]

this isnt a spoken quote but its words on the screen- "Nine-toes (also he has three balls)"

[Lancaster of Wessex]

"Congraturation!" - on beating the game, SNK's POW: Prisoners of War, NES

[Sionis Prioratus]

Not exactly original, but...

From Prisoners of Ice:

"That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die."

[The 11th Level of Hell]

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." - Sovereign, Mass Effect

"Even in a book of lies you sometimes find truth." - Andrew Ryan

i always loved that Sovereign quote

[Peisandros]

"I need a weapon." Halo 2
"Stay frosty." CoD4/Aliens
"I like to keep This one for close encounters."CoD4/Aliens
"WE ARE LEAVING!"CoD4/Aliens

I love "stay frosty" - it's great

[The Scandinvans]

"It is this great inversion, this ancient lie which has chained humanity to an endless cycle of guilt and failure. My journey to Rapture was my second exodus. In 1919 I fled a county that had been traded in despotism for insanity. The Marxist Revolution simply traded one lie for another. Instead of one man, the Czar, owning the work of all the people, all the people owned the work of all of the people. And so I came to America; where a man could own his own work. Where a man could benefit from the brilliance of his own mind, the strength of his own muscles, the might of his own will." (Andrew Ryan)

"I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question: is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow? No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture." (Andrew Ryan)

[Crabulonia]

"I am the vanguard of your destruction" Sovereign/Mass Effect

[Rambhutan]

Manuel Calavera: Did you kill much when you were alive?
Mercedes Colomar: Very little.
Manuel Calavera: Never killed anybody.
Mercedes Colomar: I have to confess... I never killed anybody.
Manuel Calavera: Not even a teensy bit of killing?
Mercedes Colomar: MAYBE I JUST WASN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH.


Glottis: Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar. Like eagles. Yeah. LIKE EAGLES... ON... POGO STICKS.

Manuel Calavera: [referring to making balloon animals] Can you teach me to do that?
Clown: Well, uh, since you're a beginner, why don't you practice the first step?
Manuel Calavera: Which is?
Clown: Blow.

Manuel Calavera: [to the coroner, Membrillo] How do you do this job?
Membrillo: Without becoming jaded, you mean? The secret to my happiness, Manuel, is I have the heart of a twelve year old child. I keep it in a jar over here. Would you like to see it?
Manuel Calavera: NO.
Membrillo: Sorry. Old coroner joke.

Manuel Calavera: You know, you have a really bad taste in men.
Olivia Ofrenda: No, I have a taste for really bad men. There's a difference.

[Herminia]

"Hey, don't worry, Sarge, doc's gonna patch you up, we'll see ya real soon."-Call of Duty 2: Big Red One

"Against impossible odds, millions come forward to answer the call of their countries, their families, their lives."-Last words of the CoD Finest Hour campaign intro

"We will take the fight to their land, to their people, to their blood."-Call of Duty World at War (I don't have the game, but I thought it was pretty significant)

"<I admire a man who doesn't give up, today, you die American!>"-Medal of Honor Frontline

[The 11th Level of Hell]

"howd a muppet like you pass selection"- Captain Price, CoD4

"stupid alien!"- Random Marines in Halo 3

"ive had enough...of your bullshit!"- Chris Redfield, RE5

[Herminia]

Not to mention "What the hell kind of a name is Soap?!" I don't own CoD 4, but that line's pretty dang funny.

[The chrisman union]

"The world's last drop of oil will be burned by a tank." - Wayne Andrews, Frontlines: Fuel of War.