Metal Thread 3: Subjectivity isn't Metal

[Impaled Nazarene]

I finished Ulver's Bergtatt

pretty good album

Understatement of the day.

[Galborea]

Actually found a funny joke on MetalSucks:

What's more metal than Mitch Lucker? The pole he drove into.

[Heidisteinian Fempire]

Actually found a funny joke on MetalSucks:

What's more metal than Mitch Lucker? The pole he drove into.

"oh my goodness you did not just attack my husbando mitch looker i will fight you cause i'm goffik"

[Galborea]

Actually found a funny joke on MetalSucks:

What's more metal than Mitch Lucker? The pole he drove into.

"oh my goodness you did not just attack my husbando mitch looker i will fight you cause i'm goffik"

That's what happens when you drink and ride a motorcycle. Irresponsible dipshit.

[Czervenika]

The newest Sabaton album is like crack. I've been listening to it so much. It's undoubtedly their best release since Attero Dominatus.

That is all.

[The New Sea Territory]

I've loved the debut Vykhor album. Listen to it pretty often.

Also, Saor is releasing a new album if you guys haven't heard.

[Calimama]

The newest Sabaton album is like crack. I've been listening to it so much. It's undoubtedly their best release since Attero Dominatus.

That is all.

Annnnnd the Sabaton circle jerk continues.

I have nothing against Sabaton, they're just massively over-hyped.

[Corrian]

I feel like I'm sometimes the only one that never got the appeal of Sabaton

[Revanchism]

Actually found a funny joke on MetalSucks:

What's more metal than Mitch Lucker? The pole he drove into.

Ow

[Impaled Nazarene]

I feel like I'm sometimes the only one that never got the appeal of Sabaton

You obviously weren't chosen by heaven and we won't say your name when we pray.

[Corrian]

I feel like I'm sometimes the only one that never got the appeal of Sabaton

You obviously weren't chosen by heaven and we won't say your name when we pray.

Good

I think I just don't like power metal. Even the "good" power metal I didn't like.

[Galborea]

You obviously weren't chosen by heaven and we won't say your name when we pray.

Good

I think I just don't like power metal. Even the "good" power metal I didn't like.

Well I'm with you there. Except for Blind Guardian, Sabaton, and some symph metal but I wouldn't call it power.

[Corrian]

Good

I think I just don't like power metal. Even the "good" power metal I didn't like.

Well I'm with you there. Except for Blind Guardian, Sabaton, and some symph metal but I wouldn't call it power.

I don't think I view symphonic metal much different. I didn't like Blind Guardian or Sabaton.

I think actually the only symphonic/power metal I liked somewhat was Kamelot, but that may be because they've been drilled into my head so much by my sister I got to the point I could tolerate it.

[Jolthig]

I take back what I said about the lyrics of Moth into Flame. Fucking awesome and meaningful lyrics!!!!

[NeuPolska]

I feel like I'm sometimes the only one that never got the appeal of Sabaton

You obviously weren't chosen by heaven and we won't say your name when we pray.

Karl XII was a fucking badass though.

Except for the fact he was full-on aromantic and most likely asexual (though you could argue his love was his military). Would have been nice if he had a kid or two.

[Cosumar]

I think I met both my soulmate and my evil twin at the Blind Guardian show last night.

The strangers I ended up next to were: on my right, a really cute girl about my age wearing Blind Guardian wristbands and beanie who knew almost as many of the lyrics as me (which is impressive). We had air-guitar battles to "Mirror Mirror" and "And The Story Ends" haha. And on my left: a guy also my age who was exactly as tall as me, had the same facial hair and hair color/style as I currently do, and...had the same first and middle name as me. Hello me, meet the real me!

Oh yeah, and the show was good too
Setlist and a couple videos here. "Bright Eyes" and "Majesty" live really got the place going in particular.

[Galborea]

You obviously weren't chosen by heaven and we won't say your name when we pray.

Karl XII was a fucking badass though.

Except for the fact he was full-on aromantic and most likely asexual (though you could argue his love was his military). Would have been nice if he had a kid or two.

So not Frederick the Great of Prussia?

I think I met both my soulmate and my evil twin at the Blind Guardian show last night.

The strangers I ended up next to were: on my right, a really cute girl about my age wearing Blind Guardian wristbands and beanie who knew almost as many of the lyrics as me (which is impressive). We had air-guitar battles with me to "Mirror Mirror" and "And The Story Ends" haha. And on my left: a guy also my age who was exactly as tall as me, had the same facial hair and hair color/style as I currently do, and...had the same first and middle name as me. Hello me, meet the real me!

Oh yeah, and the show was good too
Setlist and a couple videos here. "Bright Eyes" and "Majesty" live really got the place going in particular.

Please tell me you're keeping in contact with her, as creepy as that sounds.

[Cosumar]

Please tell me you're keeping in contact with her, as creepy as that sounds.

I mean, she told me her name so I found her on Facebook later, but I haven't decided whether or not to friend her because I thought it might be creepy She lives in Oklahoma and drove 3 hours to Dallas from the opposite direction I did (from Austin) so it's highly unlikely we'd ever see each other again anyways.

[Galborea]

Please tell me you're keeping in contact with her, as creepy as that sounds.

I mean, she told me her name so I found her on Facebook later, but I haven't decided whether or not to friend her because I thought it might be creepy She lives in Oklahoma and drove 3 hours to Dallas from the opposite direction I did (from Austin) so it's highly unlikely we'd ever see each other again anyways.

you would have been the cutest metal couple ever.

[Cosumar]

I mean, she told me her name so I found her on Facebook later, but I haven't decided whether or not to friend her because I thought it might be creepy She lives in Oklahoma and drove 3 hours to Dallas from the opposite direction I did (from Austin) so it's highly unlikely we'd ever see each other again anyways.

you would have been the cutest metal couple ever.

I wonder if any couples/marriages have resulted specifically from Blind Guardian fandom before... The Maiden and The Minstrel Knight at the wedding!

I'm pretty sure we also bought the same hoodie afterwards. It's pretty badass if I don't say so myself. It makes up a little bit for missing the chance to meet Hansi and Andre this time.

[Edward Richtofen]

Well I'm with you there. Except for Blind Guardian, Sabaton, and some symph metal but I wouldn't call it power.

I don't think I view symphonic metal much different. I didn't like Blind Guardian or Sabaton.

I think actually the only symphonic/power metal I liked somewhat was Kamelot, but that may be because they've been drilled into my head so much by my sister I got to the point I could tolerate it.

Ah yes Kamelot the American Rammstein

[Impaled Nazarene]

You obviously weren't chosen by heaven and we won't say your name when we pray.

Karl XII was a fucking badass though.
aromantic and most likely asexual

My newest idol. He is mine now.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I think I met my soulmate at the Blind Guardian show last night.

I wasn't at the Blind Guardian show last night...

you would have been the cutest metal couple ever.

The four of us already are.

[Galborea]

I might still be living in urban Texas and able to go to more concerts had we not moved in 2002 because being even half-Arab in that year was a no-no.

[Corrian]

I think I met both my soulmate and my evil twin at the Blind Guardian show last night.

The strangers I ended up next to were: on my right, a really cute girl about my age wearing Blind Guardian wristbands and beanie who knew almost as many of the lyrics as me (which is impressive). We had air-guitar battles to "Mirror Mirror" and "And The Story Ends" haha.

Aww, so cute!

And on my left: a guy also my age who was exactly as tall as me, had the same facial hair and hair color/style as I currently do, and...had the same first and middle name as me. Hello me, meet the real me!

Now that's just weird. If anyone has the same middle name as me I'm going to be seriously weird'd out.