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Postby Adab » Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:31 pm

Creepy but true: there was actually a band with the genuinely horrible name of The Child Molesters. Apparently it was a punk rock band.
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Postby Thurses » Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:36 pm

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis.

Also their song Coitoexamen Sexológico A Una Obesa Bisexual Fornicando Con Una Lesbiana Anoréxica. Ambas Con Vaginismo Orgásmico Clitorideo Y Dispareuniavasocongestión Placentera is pretty shit.
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Postby NeuPolska » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:25 am

Urarenge wrote:Dying Fetus as a band name makes me sad.

I love that band. \m/

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Postby Faschist Deutsch Reich » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:01 am

Thurses wrote:Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis.

Also their song Coitoexamen Sexológico A Una Obesa Bisexual Fornicando Con Una Lesbiana Anoréxica. Ambas Con Vaginismo Orgásmico Clitorideo Y Dispareuniavasocongestión Placentera is pretty shit.

Nice try, but I know one that is much worse. Undoubtedly that name is probably the hardest to pronounce though. :p

Their full name is probably too foul to be typed on this site, so here is a link to the band (viewed at the top of the page).
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Postby NeuPolska » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:05 am

^^^
I knew the band before even clicking the link :ugeek:

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Postby Faschist Deutsch Reich » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:11 am

NeuPolska wrote:^^^
I knew the band before even clicking the link :ugeek:

lol, I thought I was the only one that knew of them.

I don't know what is worse though; their name, their logo or their music?
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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:21 am

Urarenge wrote:Dying Fetus as a band name makes me sad.


There was also the old punk band You've Got Foetus On Your Breath.
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:36 am

Faschist Deutsch Reich wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:^^^
I knew the band before even clicking the link :ugeek:

lol, I thought I was the only one that knew of them.

I don't know what is worse though; their name, their logo or their music?

Judging by their name, they must be "edgy" heavy metal hipsters.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sun Oct 04, 2015 8:58 am

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Pig Destroyer actually sounds more... reasonable.

I don't know who the fuck would want to destroy an innocent pig.

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In this context a pig isn't a farm animal, it's an armed thug with a badge. Cop Destroyer just doesn't sound as classy as Pig Destroyer.

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Postby Grunvirdym » Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:19 pm

Xanama wrote:Every metal band ever

WHAT!!!! COME ON! METAL HAS SOMEO F THE BEST NAMES EVER YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU!!!!!!!

no but really, Metal band names are usually pretty cool in my opinion
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Postby Grunvirdym » Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:22 pm

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Not Japanische Kampfhörspiele. :eyebrow:

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Postby Grunvirdym » Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:26 pm

Thurses wrote:Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis.

Also their song Coitoexamen Sexológico A Una Obesa Bisexual Fornicando Con Una Lesbiana Anoréxica. Ambas Con Vaginismo Orgásmico Clitorideo Y Dispareuniavasocongestión Placentera is pretty shit.


Their logo is also pretty cool and disgusting
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Postby Anollasia » Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:54 pm

Grunvirdym wrote:
Xanama wrote:Every metal band ever

WHAT!!!! COME ON! METAL HAS SOMEO F THE BEST NAMES EVER YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU!!!!!!!

no but really, Metal band names are usually pretty cool in my opinion


Metallica is a cool name.
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Postby Renewed Imperial Germany » Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:55 pm

There needs to be a band named the "Dick-sy Chicks"
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Postby Ozzy » Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:59 am

The Question Mark and the Mysterians is a pretty weird name, not sure if one would call it horrible though.

Then there's Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, that made me cringe. XD
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Postby Auerland » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:00 am

"The Mamas and the Papas"
Sounds just stupid.
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Postby Flurosia » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:34 am

Yeah yeah yeahs. Written down it looks slightly strange. Said out loud it's just horrible. Good music though.
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Postby Rinascimento Italiano » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:43 am

Porn Sword Tobacco, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, DIIV *cringes*
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Postby Rinascimento Italiano » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:55 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Faschist Deutsch Reich wrote:lol, I thought I was the only one that knew of them.

I don't know what is worse though; their name, their logo or their music?

Judging by their name, they must be "edgy" heavy metal hipsters.


Brutal death metal bands man.
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Postby Auerland » Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:42 am

How about "Milking The Goat Machine"?
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Postby Pot4toes » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:58 am

Ex Ambassadors. What did you guys do, get fired for your repetitiveness?
Anyway, they have some good songs.
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Postby Meryuma » Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:05 pm

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Rinascimento Italiano wrote:Anal Cunt is the most extreme of all. I have no idea how they're not illegal.


Why would it be illegal to say "Anal Cunt"? It's not even hate speech, let alone slander or something.
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Postby Flurosia » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:06 pm

Meryuma wrote:Why would it be illegal to say "Anal Cunt"? It's not even hate speech, let alone slander or something.


I don't think they meant just for the name, I think they meant the band in general.
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Postby Thurses » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:14 pm

Flurosia wrote:
Meryuma wrote:Why would it be illegal to say "Anal Cunt"? It's not even hate speech, let alone slander or something.


I don't think they meant just for the name, I think they meant the band in general.
A quick selection of their hits:


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Postby Opplandia » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:19 pm

Itchy Poopzkid (a german punrock band)
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