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Postby NeuPolska » Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:40 pm

Anal Cunt.

Surprised no one mentioned that yet.

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I remember when you first heard of that band

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Postby The Empire of Khet » Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:41 pm

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin.
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Postby Adab » Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:51 pm

The Empire of Khet wrote:Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin.


Haha yes, I heard that once.

On a Friday was a rather dull name. Later they changed it to Radiohead, which sounds more cool and original to me.
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Postby Anollasia » Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:52 pm

Adab wrote:
The Empire of Khet wrote:Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin.


Haha yes, I heard that once.

On a Friday was a rather dull name. Later they changed it to Radiohead, which sounds more cool and original to me.


Radiohead was On a Friday? Wow, that's like the dullest name ever to the coolest name ever. :lol:
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Postby Adab » Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:54 pm

Anollasia wrote:
Adab wrote:
Haha yes, I heard that once.

On a Friday was a rather dull name. Later they changed it to Radiohead, which sounds more cool and original to me.


Radiohead was On a Friday? Wow, that's like the dullest name ever to the coolest name ever. :lol:


At least The Quarrymen doesn't sound so dull to me, even though they were more like some high school students rather than miners. :lol:
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Postby Jagellion » Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:56 pm

The Child Molesters. The clits. The cumshots, so many more
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Postby Anollasia » Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:57 pm

Adab wrote:
Anollasia wrote:
Radiohead was On a Friday? Wow, that's like the dullest name ever to the coolest name ever. :lol:


At least The Quarrymen doesn't sound so dull to me, even though they were more like some high school students rather than miners. :lol:


The Beatles is a nice name, but they looked more like humans than beetles. :p
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:02 pm

Apparently there's actually a band called One Hit Wonder.

That's pretty much admitting defeat, isn't it?
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Postby Anollasia » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:03 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:Apparently there's actually a band called One Hit Wonder.

That's pretty much admitting defeat, isn't it?


What would be funny is if they happen to have several hits. :lol:
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:06 pm

Anollasia wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Apparently there's actually a band called One Hit Wonder.

That's pretty much admitting defeat, isn't it?


What would be funny is if they happen to have several hits. :lol:

Alas, even being a one-hit wonder was too aspirational for them...
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Postby Jagellion » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:08 pm

Anollasia wrote:
Adab wrote:
At least The Quarrymen doesn't sound so dull to me, even though they were more like some high school students rather than miners. :lol:


The Beatles is a nice name, but they looked more like humans than beetles. :p

Of I had just heard of The Beatles and their band wasn't famous at all I wouldn't like that name
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Postby Anollasia » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:12 pm

Jagellion wrote:
Anollasia wrote:
The Beatles is a nice name, but they looked more like humans than beetles. :p

Of I had just heard of The Beatles and their band wasn't famous at all I wouldn't like that name


It's more of a clever name, because of ''beat'' instead of ''beet''. Plus, early on, they played beat music. It's not the best name, but it certainly isn't bad.
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Postby Thurses » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:57 pm

Xanama wrote:Every metal band ever

No.

Saxon, Suicidal Tendencies, Amon Amarth (Mount Doom), Death?

They're all cool.
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Postby Adab » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:04 pm

Thurses wrote:
Xanama wrote:Every metal band ever

No.

Saxon, Suicidal Tendencies, Amon Amarth (Mount Doom), Death?

They're all cool.


Mötley Crüe is also a totally cool name.
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Postby Thurses » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:05 pm

Adab wrote:
Thurses wrote:No.

Saxon, Suicidal Tendencies, Amon Amarth (Mount Doom), Death?

They're all cool.


Mötley Crüe is also a totally cool name.

Can't tell if serious..
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:09 pm

Thurses wrote:
Xanama wrote:Every metal band ever

No.

Saxon, Suicidal Tendencies, Amon Amarth (Mount Doom), Death?

They're all cool.

Behemoth is a breddy good name.
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Postby Nazgur » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:12 pm

Every grindcore ever.

Like seriously, Anal Cunt (you must be pretty damned fucked if you have a cunt in your anus), Agoraphobic Nosebleed (getting a nosebleed from crowded spaces or enclosed public places.) and Pig Destroyer?!?!
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Adab
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Postby Adab » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:16 pm

Nazgur wrote:Every grindcore ever.

Like seriously, Anal Cunt (you must be pretty damned fucked if you have a cunt in your anus), Agoraphobic Nosebleed (getting a nosebleed from crowded spaces or enclosed public places.) and Pig Destroyer?!?!


Pig Destroyer actually sounds more... reasonable.
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Postby Nazgur » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:19 pm

Adab wrote:
Nazgur wrote:Every grindcore ever.

Like seriously, Anal Cunt (you must be pretty damned fucked if you have a cunt in your anus), Agoraphobic Nosebleed (getting a nosebleed from crowded spaces or enclosed public places.) and Pig Destroyer?!?!


Pig Destroyer actually sounds more... reasonable.

I don't know who the fuck would want to destroy an innocent pig.

Unless it is for Satan :^)
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Postby Pot4toes » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:20 pm

Nazgur wrote:
Adab wrote:
Pig Destroyer actually sounds more... reasonable.

I don't know who the fuck would want to destroy an innocent pig.

Unless it is for Satan :^)

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Postby Adab » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:21 pm

Nazgur wrote:
Adab wrote:
Pig Destroyer actually sounds more... reasonable.

I don't know who the fuck would want to destroy an innocent pig.

Unless it is for Satan :^)


Plot twist:

The pig is guilty.
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Postby Urarenge » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:22 pm

Dying Fetus as a band name makes me sad.
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Postby Thurses » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:28 pm

Urarenge wrote:Dying Fetus as a band name makes me sad.

ABORTED (an actual band and a part of this band I am quoting).
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Postby Meryuma » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:32 pm

Aesthetic Perfection
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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:28 pm

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:The The. Yes it's a thing.


That is a great name for a band, and a good band.
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