Page 1 of 500

Paradox Games IV: Eat him for Éire!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:19 pm
by The Huskar Social Union
Alas Poor NIghtkill, we shall not see your glorious likes again...

*tosses Night kill off the throne unceremoniously and drags the crown off his head. Ominous banners fall down behind and somewhere the rains of castamere play as Armoured soldiers take up position beside the throne*

Finally... at long last.. after all this struggle.. the Throne is mine. My Rightful Throne, for i am the King, A Just King.. a King... who cared... well not really as im an evil shite but that is beside the fact that i am King indeed, The King, and i can kill you with a tray!

There are those who said this day would never come, those who would seek to usurp my realm and shatter it into chaos and anarchy (glares at Jon and Asmoro) and there are those who would claim loyalty but in secret plot against me to further their own plans through their wicked ways (glares at Bralia) Well what are they to say now...

Nothing, as they are all going to die! MWAHAHAHAA Im joking they wont die, yet so relax and take care, for i shall be a fair king indeed, show loyalty and obedience, and you shall endure and prosper, show dissension and treachery... and you shall be destroyed, as Prussia of old and the Lannisters were...again.. and again.. and again.

Anyway, we are here once more at the beginning of the cycle, the never ending cycle of pain and misery and glory that is The Paradox Interactive Games Thread. Be it in the Industrial Era, the World Wars, the Modern Era, the Medieval ages and in the future, yes even in Space... the cycle continues and it shall never end.

So go forth! My minions and subjects of questionable loyalty! Rejoice and talk away of all the invasions, the scheming, the plotting and the down right insanity that you have partaken in!

And no Treason in the Hallways! Or its to the Wall with ye!

And behold Stannis the mannis



Thread III:
Rise of Sexy Poland
Fusang is best Ang
I present to you - Squidcest
One Word - Genocide
Don't Check for Sex
Strongest argument for incest I've seen
Castrate the bugger
This game hates Jews
Square Memel will live on
THEOCRATIC BEAR DLC CONFIRMED
The Sheepbuggers have risen
Watch Huskar Love The French Navy
Conquer Scandinavia. Kill God.
Only Polan can save us from landing bears
Our allies are Colombia, Japan and ISIL.
Happy birthday, master castrator.
Rage crying intensifies.
>Error. Out of Quotes.
Jews are friends with benefits
Can we at least castrate him?
Do Jews get the castration option?
Is being evil a valid cacus belli?

Thread IV:
You dont vote for Kings
Now with 200% more xenocide
Altito Asmoro does not understand EU4
Pants simultaneously hitting the floor
Fair and unbiased Polling
Just wana have fun, murder the Duke of Leon
Thou Scullion of Babylon
All's Wales that ends Wales
Covertly infiltrating Reatra
The Lesbarchy rises

The Wolven League
Genivaria
Yasuragi
Val Halla
Iffrean

The Danish Confederacy
Reatra
Western Pacific Territories
Bojikami
United Marxist Nations
Ontorisa
The Jonathanian States
Kisinger
Czechanada

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:20 pm
by Yasuragi
I'm so glad this is back; I had withdrawal in the 5 minutes this was gone.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:22 pm
by The Huskar Social Union
Yasuragi wrote:I'm so glad this is back; I had withdrawal in the 5 minutes this was gone.

There there loyal lad, all will be fine now, you are home, you are safe.

For now

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:23 pm
by Yasuragi
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Yasuragi wrote:I'm so glad this is back; I had withdrawal in the 5 minutes this was gone.

There there loyal lad, all will be fine now, you are home, you are safe.

For now


*bends the knee, as is required*

All hail Huskar, King of the Paradox Threads!

In other news, I've been getting through Prawnstar's AARs, but I'm halfway through his Golden Horde one, and it seems like he's fallen off the face of the planet. Does anyone know what happened?

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:24 pm
by Doperland
Huzzah!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:24 pm
by Mirakai
NOT FIRST!!!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:25 pm
by Western Pacific Territories
You are thy false king! Shame! I will castrate you whenever this convenient army standing on my doorstep will get their **** together and help me dethrone you!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:26 pm
by Bojikami
In elective monarchies you do.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:26 pm
by United Marxist Nations
Let's burn this shit down!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:27 pm
by The Huskar Social Union
Western Pacific Territories wrote:You are thy false king! Shame! I will castrate you whenever this convenient army standing on my doorstep will get their **** together and help me dethrone you!

To the block with ye

Yasuragi wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:There there loyal lad, all will be fine now, you are home, you are safe.

For now


*bends the knee, as is required*

All hail Huskar, King of the Paradox Threads!

In other news, I've been getting through Prawnstar's AARs, but I'm halfway through his Golden Horde one, and it seems like he's fallen off the face of the planet. Does anyone know what happened?
Seems to happen alot with AAR writes in my experience, though i have no idea about this one in particular, dont think ive heard of them before.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:28 pm
by Polar Svalbard
ahoy, Stellaris off the port bow!!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:28 pm
by The Huskar Social Union
Bojikami wrote:In elective monarchies you do.

...

The usurper Bojikami

*throws leech into the fire*

United Marxist Nations wrote:Let's burn this shit down!


The Usurper United Marxist Nations

*throws leech into the fire*


Hey do you want a poll about anything? Ill put one up if the demand is there, like Stellaris Hype, or oh how about which Phenotype you will play as?

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:30 pm
by Yasuragi
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Yasuragi wrote:
*bends the knee, as is required*

All hail Huskar, King of the Paradox Threads!

In other news, I've been getting through Prawnstar's AARs, but I'm halfway through his Golden Horde one, and it seems like he's fallen off the face of the planet. Does anyone know what happened?
Seems to happen alot with AAR writes in my experience, though i have no idea about this one in particular, dont think ive heard of them before.


Here's a linkto one of the AARs. Good stuff. Highly suggest people read it, even though it's for EU3 -- the sheer level of micromanagement and strategy is amazing.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:31 pm
by TotallyNotEvilLand
Clip relevant

I look forward to seeing some more insane stories from the realms of Paradox Interactive in this thread... and hopefully not as much GoT stuff. I don't get it.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:31 pm
by Western Pacific Territories
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Western Pacific Territories wrote:You are thy false king! Shame! I will castrate you whenever this convenient army standing on my doorstep will get their **** together and help me dethrone you!

To the block with ye

Yasuragi wrote:
*bends the knee, as is required*

All hail Huskar, King of the Paradox Threads!

In other news, I've been getting through Prawnstar's AARs, but I'm halfway through his Golden Horde one, and it seems like he's fallen off the face of the planet. Does anyone know what happened?
Seems to happen alot with AAR writes in my experience, though i have no idea about this one in particular, dont think ive heard of them before.

Except I have a marriage with your sister's cousin's brothers twin sister, who is married to a liege of the Karling kingdom of West Francia!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:32 pm
by Eisarn-Ara
Well, the 3rd Reich civil war went fucky, everything fell apart, everywhere.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:32 pm
by United Marxist Nations
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bojikami wrote:In elective monarchies you do.

...

The usurper Bojikami

*throws leech into the fire*

United Marxist Nations wrote:Let's burn this shit down!


The Usurper United Marxist Nations

*throws leech into the fire*


Hey do you want a poll about anything? Ill put one up if the demand is there, like Stellaris Hype, or oh how about which Phenotype you will play as?

Thank you, my King, death by fire is the greatest thing one can achieve.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:35 pm
by Val Halla
Bojikami wrote:In elective monarchies you do.

Damnit I was going to say that

I vote Huskar

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:35 pm
by Doperland

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:35 pm
by Mirakai
How about a poll on "Best Way for Your Realm to Completely and Utterly Fall Apart"

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:37 pm
by Reatra
20TH!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:38 pm
by The Huskar Social Union
Mirakai wrote:How about a poll on "Best Way for Your Realm to Completely and Utterly Fall Apart"

Half of them would end up being Monty Python references and the other half involving Aztec invasions, which is not a bad thing mind you.

Though its getting late for me so ill do it tomorrow at some point.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:40 pm
by Reatra
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Mirakai wrote:How about a poll on "Best Way for Your Realm to Completely and Utterly Fall Apart"

Half of them would end up being Monty Python references and the other half involving Aztec invasions, which is not a bad thing mind you.

Though its getting late for me so ill do it tomorrow at some point.


INCA INVASION!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:41 pm
by Olivaero
Mirakai wrote:How about a poll on "Best Way for Your Realm to Completely and Utterly Fall Apart"

In Victoria 2 thats relatively straight forward, try and keep reactionaries in government till 1936 in a civilized nation. Revolutions for days.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:41 pm
by Herargon
NOOOOOOOOOOO HUS! HE OVERTOOK US! cries in Spanish