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Who is the most disloyal pleb in the realm?

The Danish Confederacy
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Reatra
2
33%
Western Pacific Territories
0
No votes
Bojikami
1
17%
United Marxist Nations
1
17%
Ontorisa
0
No votes
The Jonathanian States
0
No votes
Kisinger
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No votes
Czechanada
1
17%
Herargon
1
17%
 
Total votes : 6

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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:09 am

I once united Germany into a constitutional republic by playing as Switzerland in EU3.

How's that for leadership Asmoro? :D
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Apollinis
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Founded: May 05, 2011
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Postby Apollinis » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:11 am


Hordes being buffed by the EUIV dev team?

The world's going mad!
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:12 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Did you read the definition of "good leader" I posted? I posted I'm being good leader and all since I send Ottomans to pierce through the heart of Europe, attacking Austria and Italian states in the process. It means I also want to spread religion to Europe. Glory to Islam in EU4.

Nah, you dont understand.

But.. do any of us truly understand? Well i do as i am the King but does anyone else really?

To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the ravishment of their women?
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The Jonathanian States
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:21 am

Genivaria wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Nah, you dont understand.

But.. do any of us truly understand? Well i do as i am the King but does anyone else really?

To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the ravishment of their women?

I don't think 'twas ravishment..... clamor, maybe?
EDIT: Unless you purposefully drifted from the reference /EDIT
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Eol Sha
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Postby Eol Sha » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:22 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:
Genivaria wrote:To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the ravishment of their women?

I don't think 'twas ravishment..... clamor, maybe?
EDIT: Unless you purposefully drifted from the reference /EDIT

It's lamentations.
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:23 am

Eol Sha wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:I don't think 'twas ravishment..... clamor, maybe?
EDIT: Unless you purposefully drifted from the reference /EDIT

It's lamentations.

I've made my choice.
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Andrellian Isles
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Founded: Feb 06, 2012
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Postby Andrellian Isles » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:23 am

Genivaria wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Nah, you dont understand.

But.. do any of us truly understand? Well i do as i am the King but does anyone else really?

To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the ravishment of their women?


To get every single achievement?
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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:30 am

Andrellian Isles wrote:
Genivaria wrote:To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the ravishment of their women?


To get every single achievement?

To save the world from the forces of the French and Turks?
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The Jonathanian States
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:39 am

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Andrellian Isles wrote:
To get every single achievement?

To save the world from the forces of the French and Turks?

Yes indeed
*notices that France would accept an alliance.* *Clicks Button*
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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:13 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:
Roma Byzantina wrote:To save the world from the forces of the French and Turks?

Yes indeed
*notices that France would accept an alliance.* *Clicks Button*

"You were supposed to destroy the French, not become one!"
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:40 am


There are no brakes on the horses.

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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:49 am

Ifreann wrote:

There are no brakes on the horses.

Something's wrong if there's brakes on your horses.
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Apollinis
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Postby Apollinis » Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:54 am

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Ifreann wrote:There are no brakes on the horses.

Something's wrong if there's brakes on your horses.

Alternatively, evolution/mysterious Altaic steppe-scientists have done something very, very right if your horses have built-in brakes.

That 75% tech penalty is an illusion, basically. A smokescreen behind which the cunning biotechnicians of Tsaritsyn and Kazan integrate ever more features of 21st-century vehicles into 15th-century equines.
Basilîa Abolinis - a Greco-Germanic, federal, semi-stratocratic, socially libertarian, left-wing Orthodox absolute monarchy of around 568,267,000 people.
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Economic left: -9.88
Social libertarian: -8.82
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Anti: Imperialism, reaction, authoritarianism, sexism, racism, LGBTQ-phobia, religious fundamentalism, New Classical architecture

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Benomia 3
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Postby Benomia 3 » Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:58 am

kek Europa Universalis IV: Horse Lords confirmed

commence hose loading
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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:12 am

Apollinis wrote:
Roma Byzantina wrote:Something's wrong if there's brakes on your horses.

Alternatively, evolution/mysterious Altaic steppe-scientists have done something very, very right if your horses have built-in brakes.

That 75% tech penalty is an illusion, basically. A smokescreen behind which the cunning biotechnicians of Tsaritsyn and Kazan integrate ever more features of 21st-century vehicles into 15th-century equines.

The Khazars haven been doing something other than rape and pillage? By Ahura Mazda!
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Genivaria
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Founded: Mar 29, 2011
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:20 am

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Andrellian Isles wrote:
To get every single achievement?

To save the world from the forces of the French and Turks?

To win a land war Russia?
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Eol Sha
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Postby Eol Sha » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:22 am

Genivaria wrote:
Roma Byzantina wrote:To save the world from the forces of the French and Turks?

To win a land war Russia?

Been there, done that. As Sweden, no less.
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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:34 am

Eol Sha wrote:
Genivaria wrote:To win a land war Russia?

Been there, done that. As Sweden, no less.

General Winter isn't able to touch Swedes though!
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Eol Sha
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Postby Eol Sha » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:37 am

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Eol Sha wrote:Been there, done that. As Sweden, no less.

General Winter isn't able to touch Swedes though!

Good point.
You'd better believe I'm a bitter Bernie Sanders supporter. The Dems fucked up and fucked up hard. Hopefully they'll learn that neoliberalism and maintaining the status quo isn't the way to win this election or any other one. I doubt they will, though.

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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:45 am

Setting the stage for WW3 with my own custom nations across the globe, they are:

European Conglomerate, Eurasian Confederacy, Levantine League
Mombasa Conclave, West Africa Bloc, Cape Alliance
Chinese State, Indus Alliance, Japanse Shogunate, South East Coalition, Australian Regime
South American Union, Atacama Concord, Central American States
Northern Star Alliance, American Federation and finally the West Coast Coalition

I shall be playing as the Northern Star Alliance myself, and i had a quick glance at everyone and they all equally hate one another mwahahaha, the blood will flow and the world shall be consumed in fire! For only one shall win the coming war!
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Val Halla
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Postby Val Halla » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:13 pm

The Jonathanian States wrote:
Val Halla wrote:This is EU4 with Extended Timeline

Nice.
In ET what is the primary culture of Germany after 1946? Just curious. Before that I'd assume it'd be Prussian, but after that.... Westphalian, maybe? Rhenish?

I think it's just German, but in my game, Germany was wiped out.
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Benomia 3
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Postby Benomia 3 » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:16 pm

The Jonathanian States wrote:
Val Halla wrote:This is EU4 with Extended Timeline

Nice.
In ET what is the primary culture of Germany after 1946? Just curious. Before that I'd assume it'd be Prussian, but after that.... Westphalian, maybe? Rhenish?


It doesn't change. Iirc at that point Prussian culture extends to the areas of Brandenburg and Berlin.
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Herargon
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Founded: Apr 21, 2014
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Postby Herargon » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:23 pm

Benomia 3 wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:Nice.
In ET what is the primary culture of Germany after 1946? Just curious. Before that I'd assume it'd be Prussian, but after that.... Westphalian, maybe? Rhenish?


It doesn't change. Iirc at that point Prussian culture extends to the areas of Brandenburg and Berlin.



... And in 2015? Please tell me the Prussians still are aliv in Berlin and remove polan currywurst. Culture map of Europe 2015 plox
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The Danish Confederacy
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:57 pm

Quick, gimme da odds of me getting Vicky 2 and forming a Stalinist Dictatorship out of Britain!
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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:09 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:Quick, gimme da odds of me getting Vicky 2 and forming a Stalinist Dictatorship out of Britain!


O/10 because there's no such thing as a Stalinist Dictatorship in Vicky 2.

Also, because I'm bored, anyone want to do P'Dox multiplayer of some sort over the weekend? I can do CK2, Vic2, EUIV, HoI3 or DH.
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