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Who is the most disloyal pleb in the realm?

The Danish Confederacy
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Reatra
2
33%
Western Pacific Territories
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Bojikami
1
17%
United Marxist Nations
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17%
Ontorisa
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The Jonathanian States
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Kisinger
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Czechanada
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17%
Herargon
1
17%
 
Total votes : 6
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United Marxist Nations
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:41 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Mirakai wrote:How about a poll on "Best Way for Your Realm to Completely and Utterly Fall Apart"

Half of them would end up being Monty Python references and the other half involving Aztec invasions, which is not a bad thing mind you.

Though its getting late for me so ill do it tomorrow at some point.

>Being Heraclius
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The Danish Confederacy
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:41 pm

Laos SAR is disappointed in the lack of castration.
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[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:41 pm

I'm not dead.
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Mirakai
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Founded: May 16, 2015
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Postby Mirakai » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:42 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm not dead.

*clicks on your character and sees the words "1000000% possible plot power"*
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The Danish Confederacy
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:44 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm not dead.

Eh, there, he said he's not dead!
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.
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Herargon
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Posts: 7472
Founded: Apr 21, 2014
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Postby Herargon » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:46 pm

Let's recite all titles from our old Paradox thread, as per se tradition :

Here's a list of the titles.

Rise of Sexy Poland
Fusang is best Ang
I present to you - Squidcest
One Word - Genocide
Don't Check for Sex
Strongest argument for incest I've seen
Castrate the bugger
This game hates Jews
Square Memel will live on
THEOCRATIC BEAR DLC CONFIRMED
The Sheepbuggers have risen
Watch Huskar Love The French Navy
Conquer Scandinavia. Kill God.
Only Polan can save us from landing bears
Our allies are Colombia, Japan and ISIL.
Happy birthday, master castrator.
Rage crying intensifies.
>Error. Out of Quotes.
Jews are friends with benefits
Can we at least castrate him?
Do Jews get the castration option?
Is being evil a valid cacus belli?


And for all new titles...!

You dont vote for Kings

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Against: intolerance, radicalism, strong discrimination, populism, fascism, nazism, communism, totalitarianism, authoritarianism, absolutarianism, fundamentalism, strong religious expression, strong nationalism, police states

If you like philosophy, then here you can see what your own philosophical alignements are.

Ifreann wrote:That would certainly save the local regiment of American troops the trouble of plugging your head in ye olde shittere.
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Reatra
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Founded: Sep 02, 2011
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Postby Reatra » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:47 pm

Herargon wrote:Let's recite all titles from our old Paradox thread, as per se tradition :




Here's a list of the titles.

Rise of Sexy Poland
Fusang is best Ang
I present to you - Squidcest
One Word - Genocide
Don't Check for Sex
Strongest argument for incest I've seen
Castrate the bugger
This game hates Jews
Square Memel will live on
THEOCRATIC BEAR DLC CONFIRMED
The Sheepbuggers have risen
Watch Huskar Love The French Navy
Conquer Scandinavia. Kill God.
Only Polan can save us from landing bears
Our allies are Colombia, Japan and ISIL.
Happy birthday, master castrator.
Rage crying intensifies.
>Error. Out of Quotes.
Jews are friends with benefits
Can we at least castrate him?
Do Jews get the castration option?
Is being evil a valid casus belli?

by Herargon


Was Fusang is Best Ang a title?

Awwww I must have missed it.
yee haw it's time for mass line
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Eisarn-Ara
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Founded: Oct 02, 2014
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Postby Eisarn-Ara » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:49 pm

Herargon wrote:snip
by Herargon



How about "If it isn't inbred, it isn't a Hapsburg".
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Kxcd
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Posts: 475
Founded: Feb 21, 2014
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Postby Kxcd » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:50 pm

Herargon wrote:Let's recite all titles from our old Paradox thread, as per se tradition :

Is being evil a valid cacus belli?


:rofl: Best title of all of them.
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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:50 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm not dead.

Yet.

Not that i would do it though, you gave up peacefully... some of these other traitors though... watch yourself.

Olivaero wrote:
Mirakai wrote:How about a poll on "Best Way for Your Realm to Completely and Utterly Fall Apart"

In Victoria 2 thats relatively straight forward, try and keep reactionaries in government till 1936 in a civilized nation. Revolutions for days.
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Herargon
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Founded: Apr 21, 2014
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Postby Herargon » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:50 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm not dead.

yet.

I've heard tales from a legendary man called Ezio Auditore da Firenze... Can I hire him to make an unfortunate accident, from a balcony? Yes? Goooood.
Pro: tolerance, individualism, technocratism, democratism, freedom, freedom of speech and moderate religious expression, the ban on hate speech, constitutional monarchism, the Rhine model
Against: intolerance, radicalism, strong discrimination, populism, fascism, nazism, communism, totalitarianism, authoritarianism, absolutarianism, fundamentalism, strong religious expression, strong nationalism, police states

If you like philosophy, then here you can see what your own philosophical alignements are.

Ifreann wrote:That would certainly save the local regiment of American troops the trouble of plugging your head in ye olde shittere.
How scifi alliances actually work.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:50 pm

Reatra wrote:
Herargon wrote:Let's recite all titles from our old Paradox thread, as per se tradition :




Here's a list of the titles.

Rise of Sexy Poland
Fusang is best Ang
I present to you - Squidcest
One Word - Genocide
Don't Check for Sex
Strongest argument for incest I've seen
Castrate the bugger
This game hates Jews
Square Memel will live on
THEOCRATIC BEAR DLC CONFIRMED
The Sheepbuggers have risen
Watch Huskar Love The French Navy
Conquer Scandinavia. Kill God.
Only Polan can save us from landing bears
Our allies are Colombia, Japan and ISIL.
Happy birthday, master castrator.
Rage crying intensifies.
>Error. Out of Quotes.
Jews are friends with benefits
Can we at least castrate him?
Do Jews get the castration option?
Is being evil a valid casus belli?

by Herargon


Was Fusang is Best Ang a title?

Awwww I must have missed it.

Yeah it was one of mine, the first i think.
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Herargon
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Founded: Apr 21, 2014
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Postby Herargon » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:52 pm

Mirakai wrote:How about a poll on "Best Way for Your Realm to Completely and Utterly Fall Apart"


A poll asking who the best OP is.

Options include:

• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
Pro: tolerance, individualism, technocratism, democratism, freedom, freedom of speech and moderate religious expression, the ban on hate speech, constitutional monarchism, the Rhine model
Against: intolerance, radicalism, strong discrimination, populism, fascism, nazism, communism, totalitarianism, authoritarianism, absolutarianism, fundamentalism, strong religious expression, strong nationalism, police states

If you like philosophy, then here you can see what your own philosophical alignements are.

Ifreann wrote:That would certainly save the local regiment of American troops the trouble of plugging your head in ye olde shittere.
How scifi alliances actually work.
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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:53 pm

Herargon wrote:
Mirakai wrote:How about a poll on "Best Way for Your Realm to Completely and Utterly Fall Apart"


A poll asking who the best OP is.

Options include:

• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar

Heheh yes... also i added the list of thread titles to the OP.
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The Danish Confederacy
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Founded: Apr 22, 2015
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:53 pm

Herargon wrote:
Mirakai wrote:How about a poll on "Best Way for Your Realm to Completely and Utterly Fall Apart"


A poll asking who the best OP is.

Options include:

• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar

What about a poll on how to successfully incest, murder, and castrate in the same night?
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.
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Herargon
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Founded: Apr 21, 2014
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Postby Herargon » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:56 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
Herargon wrote:
A poll asking who the best OP is.

Options include:

• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar
• Huskar

What about a poll on how to successfully incest, murder, and castrate in the same night?


That already exists, it is called diplomacy.
Pro: tolerance, individualism, technocratism, democratism, freedom, freedom of speech and moderate religious expression, the ban on hate speech, constitutional monarchism, the Rhine model
Against: intolerance, radicalism, strong discrimination, populism, fascism, nazism, communism, totalitarianism, authoritarianism, absolutarianism, fundamentalism, strong religious expression, strong nationalism, police states

If you like philosophy, then here you can see what your own philosophical alignements are.

Ifreann wrote:That would certainly save the local regiment of American troops the trouble of plugging your head in ye olde shittere.
How scifi alliances actually work.
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Kernan
Minister
 
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Founded: Mar 29, 2013
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Postby Kernan » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:56 pm

You just gotta get the whole kingdom to hate the person enough...and have sex with a family member.
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The Danish Confederacy
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Founded: Apr 22, 2015
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:58 pm

Kernan wrote:You just gotta get the whole kingdom to hate the person enough...and have sex with a family member.

I meant do it yourself...
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.
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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59294
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:04 pm

Eh screw it, going to make a poll on Stellaris phenotypes.

edit: hmmm, apparently one is unknown... hmm.
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Val Halla
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Founded: Oct 09, 2014
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Postby Val Halla » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:06 pm

Nightkill shall be forever known for misplelling his last thread title. 3:
LOVEWHOYOUARE~
WOMAN♀

She/her
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Transoxthraxia
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Posts: 22115
Founded: Jan 19, 2013
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Postby Transoxthraxia » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:11 pm

The thread is dead. Long live the new thread!
Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search for our better selves?
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
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Transoxthraxia
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Founded: Jan 19, 2013
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Postby Transoxthraxia » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:11 pm

Val Halla wrote:Nightkill shall be forever known for misplelling his last thread title. 3:

It wasn't misspelled, that's how the quote was.
Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search for our better selves?
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste
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Val Halla
Post Czar
 
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Founded: Oct 09, 2014
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Postby Val Halla » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:12 pm

Transoxthraxia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Nightkill shall be forever known for misplelling his last thread title. 3:

It wasn't misspelled, that's how the quote was.

Pretty sure I spelt it correctly. >.<
LOVEWHOYOUARE~
WOMAN♀

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Eol Sha
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Posts: 14708
Founded: Aug 12, 2015
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Postby Eol Sha » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:17 pm

So I went and subscribed to the Extended Timeline mod and am about to start a game in East Africa as an African Druidist Pequot country. Ought to be fun.

Starting location:
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Ontorisa
Powerbroker
 
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Founded: Feb 13, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ontorisa » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:35 pm

What happened? Only thing I saw was OH MY GOD.

HUSKAR IS KING? Fuck this, I'm moving threads.

EDIT: Eol, 'dat 6/6/6 tho.
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