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Who is the most disloyal pleb in the realm?

The Danish Confederacy
0
No votes
Reatra
2
33%
Western Pacific Territories
0
No votes
Bojikami
1
17%
United Marxist Nations
1
17%
Ontorisa
0
No votes
The Jonathanian States
0
No votes
Kisinger
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No votes
Czechanada
1
17%
Herargon
1
17%
 
Total votes : 6

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Western Pacific Territories
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Postby Western Pacific Territories » Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:16 pm

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Western Pacific Territories wrote:TIL Byzantine Emperors naturally reproduce by budding

it's a proven scientific fact

ERE Emperors are obviously sea-creatures *nods*

It would explain how slimy they are.

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:26 pm


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Western Pacific Territories
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Postby Western Pacific Territories » Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:28 pm

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Western Pacific Territories wrote:TIL Byzantine Emperors naturally reproduce by budding

it's a proven scientific fact

ERE Emperors are obviously sea-creatures *nods*

Also, here's some CK2 Byzantine memes.
http://imgur.com/bUt8TxX

*cough*
1453 BEST YEAR OF LIFE, REMOVE FILTH GREEK REMOVE BYZANTINE REMOVE ORTHODOX
*cough*

That was a nasty cough. I think-
*Count WPT has died in a assassination plot by Bralia*

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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:31 pm

Western Pacific Territories wrote:
Roma Byzantina wrote:ERE Emperors are obviously sea-creatures *nods*

Also, here's some CK2 Byzantine memes.
http://imgur.com/bUt8TxX

*cough*
1453 BEST YEAR OF LIFE, REMOVE FILTH GREEK REMOVE BYZANTINE REMOVE ORTHODOX
*cough*

That was a nasty cough. I think-
*Count WPT has died in a assassination plot by Bralia*

As befitting anyone who dares defile the word of the true Emperors.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:10 pm


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Benomia 3
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Postby Benomia 3 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:13 pm


I read that as "Danish Buffalo" and I refuse to believe it says otherwise.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:18 pm

Benomia 3 wrote:

I read that as "Danish Buffalo" and I refuse to believe it says otherwise.

Yes, that's the Buffalo, or Żubr, region of Poland.

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Deramen
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Postby Deramen » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:59 pm


Oh god, The humanity!
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:28 pm

Is anyone else really curious about what your title in Stellaris is depending on your government?
Apparently Despotic Empire is Your Imperial Majesty. :D

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:38 pm


Never seen England own that much of Iberia before. That's definitely a new one.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:20 am

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Slakonian
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Postby Slakonian » Tue Mar 29, 2016 3:58 am

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Slakonian wrote:Isn't my Texas beautiful?
I was lucky(the only time actually, for most games I keep losing :lol: ) because my enemies gone bankrupt after fighting for a long time against me :rofl:


Texas is obviously the next caliphate :p

All hail :rofl:
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Napkiraly
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Postby Napkiraly » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:16 am

Well, er, my invasion of China in HOI3 has gone rather well. Shanxi fell within a month, Commies are staying out as are the other cliques. But heh my divisions are all over the place. Gotta give the Kuomingtang credit, they managed to fuck up my organization through well aimed counter attacks. Front has stabilized more or less now and it is October. I think I'll try opening up a second front line by invading someplace more to the South closer to Taiwan. Draw some units away from the front up North. Will slowly reorganize my troops and settle in for the upcoming winter. Or perhaps initiate an offensive in Jan *shrug*. Early spring '38 though seems the most likely when I shall resume offensives up north. In between, probably just occasionally send some tactical bombers and CAS to harass Chinese units. Will probably also invade the Commies in '38. Just to make sure they're out of the way.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:44 am

Bralia wrote:

Never seen England own that much of Iberia before. That's definitely a new one.

England is also the Holy Roman Emperor. Despite fighting for the Catholic League and losing.


The Huskar Social Union wrote:

Denmark Rises?

Denmark Rises!

Slightly falling due to an ill-considered conversion to Protestantism, but yes, Dane stronk. Once I get myself out of this disaster I'll start reclaiming the Danelaw region. Maybe. Or maybe I'll gobble up more of Lithuania before Muscovy gets it.

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Benomia 3
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Postby Benomia 3 » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:46 am

Napkiraly wrote:Well, er, my invasion of China in HOI3 has gone rather well. Shanxi fell within a month, Commies are staying out as are the other cliques. But heh my divisions are all over the place. Gotta give the Kuomingtang credit, they managed to fuck up my organization through well aimed counter attacks. Front has stabilized more or less now and it is October. I think I'll try opening up a second front line by invading someplace more to the South closer to Taiwan. Draw some units away from the front up North. Will slowly reorganize my troops and settle in for the upcoming winter. Or perhaps initiate an offensive in Jan *shrug*. Early spring '38 though seems the most likely when I shall resume offensives up north. In between, probably just occasionally send some tactical bombers and CAS to harass Chinese units. Will probably also invade the Commies in '38. Just to make sure they're out of the way.


Protip: Southeastern China is mostly tropical jungle and experiences very little in the way of winter. It's the northern and southwestern sections that get kinda rough.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... on.svg.png
Pushing south in the Winter and then back north in the Summer is a legitimate strategy. Also remember that the northwest is all desert and thus the time of year you invade really doesn't matter.
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Herargon
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Postby Herargon » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:52 am




Denmark did nothing wrong.
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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:58 am

Genivaria wrote:Is anyone else really curious about what your title in Stellaris is depending on your government?
Apparently Despotic Empire is Your Imperial Majesty. :D

I'm sure General is gonna be the title for my Military Dictatorship, It makes sense.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:58 am

Herargon wrote:



Denmark did nothing wrong.

If Sweden really wanted to be independent then they would have started more than one war for independence.

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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:59 am

Ifreann wrote:
Herargon wrote:

Denmark did nothing wrong.

If Sweden really wanted to be independent then they would have started more than one war for independence.

Impeccable logic :)
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:16 am

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Ifreann wrote:If Sweden really wanted to be independent then they would have started more than one war for independence.

Impeccable logic :)

Iffy logic is the superior logic.

Well next to my own anyway.
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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:17 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Roma Byzantina wrote:Impeccable logic :)

Iffy logic is the superior logic.

Well next to my own anyway.

Of course, m'liege.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:21 am

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Ifreann wrote:If Sweden really wanted to be independent then they would have started more than one war for independence.

Impeccable logic :)

Technically I lost that war. But Sweden took 30 ducats and remained my subject, so I think I had the last laugh.

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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:25 am

Ifreann wrote:
Roma Byzantina wrote:Impeccable logic :)

Technically I lost that war. But Sweden took 30 ducats and remained my subject, so I think I had the last laugh.

The Swedes just wanted to emulate the American migration to Canada every four years. ;)
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:39 am

Roma Byzantina wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Technically I lost that war. But Sweden took 30 ducats and remained my subject, so I think I had the last laugh.

The Swedes just wanted to emulate the American migration to Canada every four years. ;)

Can hardly blame them for not wanting to be ruled by Murderface I.

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Roma Byzantina
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Postby Roma Byzantina » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:42 am

Ifreann wrote:
Roma Byzantina wrote:The Swedes just wanted to emulate the American migration to Canada every four years. ;)

Can hardly blame them for not wanting to be ruled by Murderface I.

Only one Murderface? Denmark needs to step up.
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