Paradox Games IV: Eat him for Éire!

[Telintar]

I'm so pro at EU4 I can into Byzantium!
after so, so many failures

[Katyuscha]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm already dead

For as long as you maintain that flag, we are mortal rivals. I'll get you one of these days.

[The Jonathanian States]

I need new total conversion mods for ck2

Give me some recommendations

After the End, Crisis of the Confederation, and Warhammer: Geheimnisnacht. The holy trinity of total conversions that are actually updated for the current version.

Yet the GoT isn't, and it clearly belongs up there.

[Val Halla]

I think that MacAfee caused my EU4 problems. Don't use MacAfee.

[Benomia 3]

I think that MacAfee caused my EU4 problems. Don't use MacAfee.

McAfee hasn't been a malware-tier program for over fifteen years. Why were you using it in the first place?

[Val Halla]

I think that MacAfee caused my EU4 problems. Don't use MacAfee.

McAfee hasn't been a malware-tier program for over fifteen years. Why were you using it in the first place?

I have no idea how it got on here.

[The Jonathanian States]

Yesterday I remembered that Regents are bloody douchebags.
I was continuing my stark game as King of the North and Stormlands, overlord of the Iron Islands and Protector of some of the Riverlands, etc,etc and after Jonos suicide and the rapid death of his son of depression, I entered the rule of Bran Stark, son of the Arryn queen of the Vale.

Bran already was 14, so I hoped I'd have a quick and nice regency.
Wrong. My asshole of a Regent claimed one of my counties. Note, due to Bran's father and then Bran having less stewardship than Jonos II I had to throw off counties, meaning that when I lost one of my counties to the Regent I had hand-picked what I considered to be the best available counties.

Luckily he took the worst of those counties, Blackwater Bay, leaving me with Storm's End, Winterfell, Harrenhall, and the Twins.
Anyway, my regent is a really good Master of coin, but I'm probably going to throw him in the dungeon or execute him, or something.

[Herargon]

McAfee hasn't been a malware-tier program for over fifteen years. Why were you using it in the first place?

I have no idea how it got on here.

It mostly only causes problems if:

a) you're using a downloaded game

b) you're in multiplayer

Either way, they aren't really that problematic.

[Bralia]

Yesterday I remembered that Regents are bloody douchebags.
I was continuing my stark game as King of the North and Stormlands, overlord of the Iron Islands and Protector of some of the Riverlands, etc,etc and after Jonos suicide and the rapid death of his son of depression, I entered the rule of Bran Stark, son of the Arryn queen of the Vale.

Bran already was 14, so I hoped I'd have a quick and nice regency.
Wrong. My asshole of a Regent claimed one of my counties. Note, due to Bran's father and then Bran having less stewardship than Jonos II I had to throw off counties, meaning that when I lost one of my counties to the Regent I had hand-picked what I considered to be the best available counties.

Luckily he took the worst of those counties, Blackwater Bay, leaving me with Storm's End, Winterfell, Harrenhall, and the Twins.
Anyway, my regent is a really good Master of coin, but I'm probably going to throw him in the dungeon or execute him, or something.

Throw him in a dungeon AND execute him. Then seduce his wife. And his sister. And his daughters. Then blow up his place of burial with wildfire.

[Royal Hindustan]

Yesterday I remembered that Regents are bloody douchebags.
I was continuing my stark game as King of the North and Stormlands, overlord of the Iron Islands and Protector of some of the Riverlands, etc,etc and after Jonos suicide and the rapid death of his son of depression, I entered the rule of Bran Stark, son of the Arryn queen of the Vale.

Bran already was 14, so I hoped I'd have a quick and nice regency.
Wrong. My asshole of a Regent claimed one of my counties. Note, due to Bran's father and then Bran having less stewardship than Jonos II I had to throw off counties, meaning that when I lost one of my counties to the Regent I had hand-picked what I considered to be the best available counties.

Luckily he took the worst of those counties, Blackwater Bay, leaving me with Storm's End, Winterfell, Harrenhall, and the Twins.
Anyway, my regent is a really good Master of coin, but I'm probably going to throw him in the dungeon or execute him, or something.

Throw him in a dungeon AND execute him. Then seduce his wife. And his sister. And his daughters. Then blow up his place of burial with wildfire.

You are forgetting his mother

[Doperland]

So. I finally got EUIV! I just hope it doesn't lag too much.

[The Wolven League]

So. I finally got EUIV! I just hope it doesn't lag too much.

Good. Now commit mass genocide of the natives while riding upon the backs of your peasants while eating the flesh of your foes.

[The Danish Confederacy]

So. I finally got EUIV! I just hope it doesn't lag too much.

Good. Now commit mass genocide of the natives while riding upon the backs of your peasants while eating the flesh of your foes.

And remember your fiddle!

[The Wolven League]

Good. Now commit mass genocide of the natives while riding upon the backs of your peasants while eating the flesh of your foes.

And remember your fiddle!

I have a feeling you don't mean the instrument.

[The Huskar Social Union]

And remember your fiddle!

I have a feeling you don't mean the instrument.

Relevant

[The Danish Confederacy]

And remember your fiddle!

I have a feeling you don't mean the instrument.

I do, in fact.
Let an empire burn...

[The Huskar Social Union]

I have a feeling you don't mean the instrument.

I do, in fact.
Let an empire burn...

Just casually play a tune as you march through a burning city with thousands dying, as you do.

[The Danish Confederacy]

I do, in fact.
Let an empire burn...

Just casually play a tune as you march through a burning city with thousands dying, as you do.

Particularly a motivational tune.
Like Don't Stop Believing.
ALL THE WEIRD LOOKS!

[The Huskar Social Union]

Just casually play a tune as you march through a burning city with thousands dying, as you do.

Particularly a motivational tune.
Like Don't Stop Believing.
ALL THE WEIRD LOOKS!

I can imagine the looks from your soldiers alone....

"...I ah....think we may have enlisted in the wrong army Bob"
"Indeed so Frank... lets take this bag of loot and get the fuck out of here, this is too weird"

[The Danish Confederacy]

Particularly a motivational tune.
Like Don't Stop Believing.
ALL THE WEIRD LOOKS!

I can imagine the looks from your soldiers alone....

"...I ah....think we may have enlisted in the wrong army Bob"
"Indeed so Frank... lets take this bag of loot and get the fuck out of here, this is too weird"

*Begins playing death metal*
"KILL THE DESERTERS!"

[The Huskar Social Union]

I can imagine the looks from your soldiers alone....

"...I ah....think we may have enlisted in the wrong army Bob"
"Indeed so Frank... lets take this bag of loot and get the fuck out of here, this is too weird"

*Begins playing death metal*
"KILL THE DESERTERS!"

Hah

Okay anyone got an idea for a new poll?

[Polar Svalbard]

*Begins playing death metal*
"KILL THE DESERTERS!"

Hah

Okay anyone got an idea for a new poll?

favorite Pdox game?

[The Danish Confederacy]

*Begins playing death metal*
"KILL THE DESERTERS!"

Hah

Okay anyone got an idea for a new poll?

Favourite Pdox Thread Insane Sociopath Just Ruler?

[The Huskar Social Union]

Hah

Okay anyone got an idea for a new poll?

favorite Pdox game?

Of course... how could i ever forget such a simple poll option... of course i never forgot!, i was only testing you my subjects.

Hah

Okay anyone got an idea for a new poll?

Favourite Pdox Thread Insane Sociopath Just Ruler?

Something tells me treachery.

[Glasgia]

Poll: Most Glorious and Benevolent Ruler of the Paradox Thread
Poll Options:
- King Huskar
- King Huskar
- King Huskar
- King Huskar
- King Huskar
- King Huskar
- King Huskar
- King Huskar
- King Huskar
- King Huskar