Paradox Games IV: Eat him for Éire!

[The Vekta-Helghast Empire]

Taggity

[Val Halla]

OK, so in my game, Caligari is a nation. But they don't hold the province. >.<

[Herargon]

And they all got fucked by the people. I need an un-enlightened and religiously enslaved population of serfs that don't know what the words nationalism or equality mean

China? China.

But... China is very nationalistic. And they're obviously communist and totally not capitalist!

[The Huskar Social Union]

China? China.

But... China is very nationalistic. And they're obviously communist and totally not capitalist!

Indeed, they are so communist they have put on a facade of being the complete opposite just to trick everyone!

True story, papa Lenin told me so himself.

[Altito Asmoro]

I have killed the Ottomans, only to take their place as the Mamluks.


I reject your kebab and substitute my own.

What? You killed the Ottomans? As Mamluks?

[The Wolven League]

Was not developed by them but it was published by them, so as far i as am concerned talk away about it. We have talked about Mount and Blade in the last incarnation of this thread as well.

Mount And Blade has my second longest play time behind Skyrim, but I've only played either of them once in months.

Totally don't have over 800 hours in Warband...

And you play Skyrim? Ugh... that's a terrible "RPG".

[The Huskar Social Union]

Mount And Blade has my second longest play time behind Skyrim, but I've only played either of them once in months.

Totally don't have over 800 hours in Warband...

And you play Skyrim? Ugh... that's a terrible "RPG".

I have killed the Ottomans, only to take their place as the Mamluks.


I reject your kebab and substitute my own.

What? You killed the Ottomans? As Mamluks?

I can feel your anger... your disgust...use it.

[The Wolven League]

OK, so in my game, Caligari is a nation. But they don't hold the province. >.<

Like in my current game, I've vassalized Genoa and they don't even own Genoa ;P

[Altito Asmoro]

Totally don't have over 800 hours in Warband...

And you play Skyrim? Ugh... that's a terrible "RPG".

What? You killed the Ottomans? As Mamluks?

I can feel your anger... your disgust...use it.

Use it to who?

[The Wolven League]

Totally don't have over 800 hours in Warband...

And you play Skyrim? Ugh... that's a terrible "RPG".

What? You killed the Ottomans? As Mamluks?

I can feel your anger... your disgust...use it.

Wut. My anger?

[Val Halla]

Mount And Blade has my second longest play time behind Skyrim, but I've only played either of them once in months.

Totally don't have over 800 hours in Warband...

And you play Skyrim? Ugh... that's a terrible "RPG".

I don't. I haven't played it since July.

OK, so in my game, Caligari is a nation. But they don't hold the province. >.<

Like in my current game, I've vassalized Genoa and they don't even own Genoa ;P

I vassalized Slovakia. my game is very unusual. Massachusetts vassalized Canada

[The Huskar Social Union]

I can feel your anger... your disgust...use it.

Use it to who?

The Mamluks... strike them down... all of them

Wait ...you are the one who likes the Ottomans alot right?

I can feel your anger... your disgust...use it.

Wut. My anger?

Yes... dont deny it.

[The Wolven League]

Use it to who?

The Mamluks... strike them down... all of them

Wait ...you are the one who likes the Ottomans alot right?

Wut. My anger?

Yes... dont deny it.

What do I use it for, o almighty lord?

[Altito Asmoro]

Use it to who?

The Mamluks... strike them down... all of them

Wait ...you are the one who likes the Ottomans alot right?

Wut. My anger?

Yes... dont deny it.

Isn't that obvious, my king? Ottoman is practically and probably the most advanced Islamic nation in EU4. And the largest. And the strongest.

[The Huskar Social Union]

The Mamluks... strike them down... all of them

Wait ...you are the one who likes the Ottomans alot right?
Yes... dont deny it.

What do I use it for, o almighty lord?

Embrace it, harness it and when the time comes, shatter your enemies into oblivion!

Is it just me or have i gone a bit loopy today?

[Altito Asmoro]

What do I use it for, o almighty lord?

Embrace it, harness it and when the time comes, shatter your enemies into oblivion!

Is it just me or have i gone a bit loopy today?

How should I know, my king?

[Ifreann]

I have killed the Ottomans, only to take their place as the Mamluks.


I reject your kebab and substitute my own.

What? You killed the Ottomans? As Mamluks?

1) Build galleys. Make sure to build them on the right side of Suez, cos there ain't no canal there yet.
2) Fabricate claim.
3) War were declared.
4) Blockade Marmara.
5) ??????
6) Remove Kebab. Anatolia true Mamluk clay.

[Finland SSR]

HELP!

I tried modding Vicky2 and renaming some countries' parties (I'm sick of all the generic party names for post-Russian states), but it doesn't work! I renamed Congress Poland's parties after interwar Polish parties, but when I load up the game and release it, instead of Piast-whateverpolishwordthatis I see Royal Faction as always.

(if you are wondering about Congress Poland, I'm building this on vickymod)

[The Wolven League]

What do I use it for, o almighty lord?

Embrace it, harness it and when the time comes, shatter your enemies into oblivion!

Is it just me or have i gone a bit loopy today?

You've been smoking some of that French Greenlander stuff, I think.

[The Jonathanian States]

Well, here's an update on my Brandenburg game.
After Poland pulled me into that damned war against The Teutonic Order and their allies we got wrecked. I hoped the war would be concentrated on Poland, as the attacker, but after their north got occupied the eyes of the Teutons and their Muscovite allies moved towards my little duchy.
One or two battles later, much Brandenburger blood having been spilt in vain, Berlin having fallen, and other places too, I attempted to invade Muscovy. Of course, fucking Poland peaced out while I was sieging down Smolensk, completely unmolested and the only enemy in sight being a Pskovian 6-stack.

Not only that, but they gave two of my provinces away. Fuck them. Puny poles.

Anyway, here's how europe looks like, at this point.
I've managed to gain an alliance with France, which is nice, but I might cancel it because I might need those diplo-points and I have yet to see much use for being allied with them.
Speaking of diplo-points, I need a recommendation for my second idea-group (and also on how to continue in general).
As my first idea-group I took quality, in which I think I took the first three ideas. I'm considering religious or diplomatic as my second group.
And on the matter of continuing.... I have an Imperial Liberation CB on one of the minors (who is allied with some other minors), and might do that. Alternatively, or after that, I'm considering taking down Saxony, though if I do so I'd have to do so completely, as they are an elector and currently my only supporter in the college, beyond myself.

I warned you, man. Now you need to follow Sweden's example and isolate yourself for 400 years.

Isolate myself? NEVER! At least, not for 400 years. I might do it for a bit, I might cut off ties with Poland, but I'm not sure of either.

[Dakran]

I have killed the Ottomans, only to take their place as the Mamluks.


I reject your kebab and substitute my own.

What? You killed the Ottomans? As Mamluks?

They BUUUURRRNNED

Here's current map of the important world from my game, went from Mamluks, to Egypt, to Arabia. I have several qualms with europe, but at this point I don't know if I care enough to be concerned.

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/431574499136729115/24C643BE0C8F864B5EA1BFB4A242F7B6646D1FA5/

What? You killed the Ottomans? As Mamluks?

1) Build galleys. Make sure to build them on the right side of Suez, cos there ain't no canal there yet.
2) Fabricate claim.
3) War were declared.
4) Blockade Marmara.
5) ??????
6) Remove Kebab. Anatolia true Mamluk clay.

I used a healthy dose of angry Byzantine, as well as several people jumping Kebab at the same time. Kebab was so fractured that I just kind of went in after and... Mopped up.

[Ifreann]

What? You killed the Ottomans? As Mamluks?

They BUUUURRRNNED

Here's current map of the important world from my game, went from Mamluks, to Egypt, to Arabia. I have several qualms with europe, but at this point I don't know if I care enough to be concerned.

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/431574499136729115/24C643BE0C8F864B5EA1BFB4A242F7B6646D1FA5/

When I did it I went straight to Arabia, because I was going after the Arabian Coffee achievement. I mostly removed Kebab because lol and to keep them off my back while I speared into Ethiopia.

1) Build galleys. Make sure to build them on the right side of Suez, cos there ain't no canal there yet.
2) Fabricate claim.
3) War were declared.
4) Blockade Marmara.
5) ??????
6) Remove Kebab. Anatolia true Mamluk clay.

I used a healthy dose of angry Byzantine, as well as several people jumping Kebab at the same time. Kebab was so fractured that I just kind of went in after and... Mopped up.

Kick 'em while they're down *nods*

[The Danish Confederacy]

See, he means:
KILL THE PEASANTS!

MY EYES!
QUIT TRYING TO RUIN MY CHASTE!

[Ifreann]

MY EYES!
QUIT TRYING TO RUIN MY CHASTE!

None can remain chaste in the presence of Caterina Sforza.

[The Danish Confederacy]

MY EYES!
QUIT TRYING TO RUIN MY CHASTE!

None can remain chaste in the presence of Caterina Sforza.

I can.