Misheard lyrics

by **Anollasia** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 5:07 pm

Misheard: ''Baby, you're a rich fag Jew''
Actual: ''Baby, you're a rich man too''

The Beatles - Baby, You're a Rich Man

Now I keep hearing it because of a stupid YouTube comment...

by **Abserdia** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 5:12 pm

Misheard:The music it fades, the violin slows, the darkness it rises
Sylvester Stallone

Actual: The music it fades
The violin slows
The darkness it rises
As the sun goes

Dishonored OST - Honor for All

by **Space Pirate Ridley** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:56 am

Misheard: "A**box
Jim Carrey
Steal a bear
Magic Cheese."

Actual: "Estuans interius Ira vehementi"

(Yes I know it's a completely different language......but seriously....listen for yourself!

)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=69YakPKHMvs

by **Lipnitia** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 12:06 pm

Heard: Fear of the Duck, Fear of the Duck. I have a c·nt stunt fear that someone's always there.
Actual: Fear of the Dark, Fear of the Dark. I have a constant fear that someone's always there.

by **Anollasia** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:06 pm

Misheard: ''And I thank you''
Actual: ''And I blame you''

The Who - Behind Blue Eyes

by **Pot4toes** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:50 pm

Misheard: Can't deny s**t, comprehend, I thought you were my wand
Actual: Can't deny it, can't pretend, I thought you were the one
Kelly Clarkson-Behind These Hazel Eyes
I had a panic attack in my car when I heard this for the first time XD

by **Romassex** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 4:52 am

Not me but my mum herd this line in a song:

Actual:

"I wanna grow Up, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in Movies"

Mum-hearing:

"I wanna grow Up I wanna be a star, I wanna have Boobies"

by **Anollasia** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:34 am

Misheard: ''I nearly broke down and died''
Actual: ''I nearly fell down and died''

The Beatles - Oh! Darling

by **Tokuopolis** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:21 pm

Heard:
Up and down, holy cow, up and down, holy cow
Up and down, holy cow, it looks so great
Up and down, holy cow, up and down, holy cow
Up and down, holy cow, it looks so great

Up and down, holy cow, up and down, holy cow
Up and down, holy cow, looks so great
Up and down, holy cow, up and down, holy cow
Up and down, holy cow, looks so great

Actual:
Face down, hometown, face down, hometown
Face down, hometown, it looks so grey
Face down, hometown, face down, hometown
Face down, hometown, it looks so grey

Face down, hometown, face down, hometown
Face down, hometown, looks so grey
Face down, hometown, face down, hometown
Face down, hometown, looks so grey

Monster by The Automatic

by **Kaboomlandia** » Tue Dec 29, 2015 5:35 pm

Heard: I love to masturbate 2 heads and one upbeat
Actual: Our love's a monster with 2 heads and one heartbeat

Coleman Hell - 2 Heads

Heard: Why I got you on my money
Actual: Why I got you on my mind

Ellie Goulding - On My Mind

by **Xanama** » Tue Dec 29, 2015 5:38 pm

Heard: I shit onto you!
Lyric: I latch onto you

Sam smith, Latch

by **Anollasia** » Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:32 pm

Misheard: ''Time may change me, but I can't change time''
Actual: ''Time may change me, but I can't trace time''

David Bowie - Changes

by **Nerbatari** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 11:09 pm

Club Moral - To all who are intereste

Heard
I'm going to extend on the telephone,
Hooks on chair and use
50 feet of rope
Breast myself but snidely it's possible i'm carding one pair of panties in my mouth
Pulling the nylon over my face and facing to fall strevor breast
As wet over my nose and mouth to a tweet and proverbal purb round my neck
Over the bar, back around my neck
Ode to the closet whore

Actual
???

by **The Tribes of the Silician Isles** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:45 pm

Imagine Dragons: Gold

I'm dyin' to feel again,
Oh, anything at all,
But oh, I feel nuthin', nuthin', nuthin', NUTSAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was actually just another nuthin' :lol2:

by **Anollasia** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:20 pm

Misheard: Punctuation's taking my soul
Actual: Fluctuations are aching my soul

Tame Impala - Expectation

by **Tokuopolis** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:05 am

Misheard: adventure time!
Actual:
Big adventure
Tons of fun

The mlp:fim theme song (not the real one, a version someone I know sung)

by **CAT XIII** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:34 am

Heard: "My boobs are super fake."

Actual: "I got that super bass."

Nicki Minaj- "Super bass"

^the misheard lyrics are probably true though :rofl:

by **Kaboomlandia** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:32 pm

The Fray - How to Save a Life

Heard: And I pray to God it kills you
Actual: And I pray to God, he hears you

Made more ironic by the fact that my misheard version completely bastardizes the meaning of the song.

by **Anollasia** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:15 pm

Heard: I know that you think you sound silly when you call my name, but I get it inside my head all day
Actual: I know that you think you sound silly when you call my name, but I hear it inside my head all day

Tame Impala - Feels Like We're Only Going Backwards

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:01 am

Misheard:"Help from the outside"
Actual"Hello from the other side"

Adele-Hello

by **Anollasia** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:56 pm

Heard: Sorry I'm a woman now
Actual: Sorry I'm not home right now

No Doubt - Spiderwebs

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Sat May 07, 2016 7:20 am

Misheard: The look in your eyes
Actual:I messed up tonight

Shakira - Try Everything

Last.fm · by **Cadonica** » Sat May 07, 2016 7:26 am

Misheard: There's a grey whore standing still
Actual: There's a grey horse standing still

Lynyrd Skynyrd - The Last Rebel

by **Frenequesta** » Sat May 07, 2016 7:35 am

Heard: Leave my money to my car, gonna tell the French we're gonna need a star
Actual: Spent my money, took my car, started tellin' her friends she gon' be a star

Led Zeppelin - "Black Dog"

by **CAT XIII** » Sat May 07, 2016 8:20 am

Heard: "Have a wee and a skeleton watches in!"

Actual: "How are we on a scale of one to ten?"

Bring Me The Horizon- "Hospital for Souls"

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