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Infected Mushroom
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:35 am

Ameriganastan wrote:Say hi to our newest champ: Shirtless McCommunist.


I don't know about gameplay but my highly subjective opinion (feel free to disagree) is that this is a very unaesthetic champion

I probably will not play the champion for that reason alone (although copying Ults is kind of cool?)

sorry, I'm very judgemental that way; if the character looks like a convict from a Mulan/Atlantis... then for me, that's crossed the line
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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:41 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Say hi to our newest champ: Shirtless McCommunist.


I don't know about gameplay but my highly subjective opinion (feel free to disagree) is that this is a very unaesthetic champion

I probably will not play the champion for that reason alone (although copying Ults is kind of cool?)

sorry, I'm very judgemental that way; if the character looks like a convict from a Mulan/Atlantis... then for me, that's crossed the line

You're not wrong. He is rather bland looking. Especially following a champ like Neeko
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Postby Gordfield » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:48 am

What if he takes nidalee or jayce’s ults
HMMMMMMMM,MM
DONT FORGET TO PRAISE LASAGA

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Postby Kractero » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:43 pm

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Say hi to our newest champ: Shirtless McCommunist.

I probably will not play the champion for that reason alone (although copying Ults is kind of cool?)

lol

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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:45 pm

Gordfield wrote:What if he takes nidalee or jayce’s ults
HMMMMMMMM,MM

From what I've been reading, it gives him their transformed versions. So cougar form and ranged version.
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Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:12 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Gordfield wrote:What if he takes nidalee or jayce’s ults
HMMMMMMMM,MM

From what I've been reading, it gives him their transformed versions. So cougar form and ranged version.


imagine having to deal with 2 Malphite Ults every game

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:32 pm

Can you reasonably beat a good Vayne 1 vs 1 as Ezreal?

I always lose to her on Ezreal (lane and game)

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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:02 am

In this installment of "Me getting dumpstered in top lane by something that shouldn't feasibly work": My normally effective top lane Kayn was kicked up and down lane by a freaking Evelyn.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:05 am

Ameriganastan wrote:In this installment of "Me getting dumpstered in top lane by something that shouldn't feasibly work": My normally effective top lane Kayn was kicked up and down lane by a freaking Evelyn.


feels bad =(

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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:12 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:In this installment of "Me getting dumpstered in top lane by something that shouldn't feasibly work": My normally effective top lane Kayn was kicked up and down lane by a freaking Evelyn.


feels bad =(

Yeah, me too. It has been a bad stretch for me in top lane the past few days.

1-6 to a Darius with a camping jungler.
4-9 to a Teemo who tilted me off the face of the fucking earth.
1-5 to a Gold III Nasus who just played with me like it was nothing.
3-8 to a Cho. We won that game, but I was no part of it.

I'm sticking to mid. I shine in mid.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:59 am

https://matchhistory.jp.leagueoflegends ... b=overview

^

They call me Feed To Win Nasus. Deaths do not matter on this champion if the rest of the team holds. At 300 stacks, things will happen. FEED TO WIN

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Postby Alvecia » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:00 am

I've seen some have been considering Jungle Nasuss since they buffed his stack gain last patch, but apparently he has god-awful clear speed.

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:03 am

Alvecia wrote:I've seen some have been considering Jungle Nasuss since they buffed his stack gain last patch, but apparently he has god-awful clear speed.


I've heard about it too.

Don't know if I should try or not. Probably not?

If he Ganks then he'll throw out a Wither?

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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:51 pm

My year in review.

...I've had this account for almost an entire year. I must be getting better at not losing my temper.

Also, a 70% loss rate to Olaf? That stings.
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The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*


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Postby Ameriganastan » Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:45 am

The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:55 am

I swear, nothing I try counters that little pain in the balls named Gnar.

Darius? Stomps me.
Teemo? Crushes me.
Garen? Hopes away before I can even hit him.
Nasus? Gets whittled down before I can get close.
Jax? Killed by his mega form every time I dive him.
Cho? Hops away from every freaking Rupture.

I'm gonna start making him my top lane instaban.
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DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:23 am

So apparently Riot is tinkering with Diana. Long story short, the R-Q-R combo is dead.
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DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:13 am

Ameriganastan wrote:I swear, nothing I try counters that little pain in the balls named Gnar.

Darius? Stomps me.
Teemo? Crushes me.
Garen? Hopes away before I can even hit him.
Nasus? Gets whittled down before I can get close.
Jax? Killed by his mega form every time I dive him.
Cho? Hops away from every freaking Rupture.

I'm gonna start making him my top lane instaban.


I can’t lane vs him either

Going even is the best I’ve done

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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:25 am

In this installment of "Champion capsules are dicks". I hit level 120. Which means Glorious Capsule. With the good shit in it. Get Urgot to disenchant, get Kled to keep...and Ryze. And all 90 essence he's worth. Which left me just short to unlock Kled, and if I disenchanted the Kled shard, short of 4800 essence for a new champ in that range.

I hate this game.
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DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:45 am

Yeah, back to honor level 1. Only took 3 months...
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DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Jan 20, 2019 3:24 am

Pure gold... from the Boards...

It's Year 2071

Starting patch 61.2, RIOT has introduced a new division below Cardboard 5, named Paper.
As per the new ToS, anybody who falls below Paper 5 will be permanently banned.

RIOT Games has officially renamed their company to "RIOT Game" and are expected to be named so from now onwards.

Using 3rd party programs in order to cheat/get custom skins is now considered a criminal offense, and will be punished by life imprisonment.

RIOT has listened to player's feedback and decided that the games were lasting too long to have fun.
Thus starting now, if a game reaches 10 mins mark, it will result in defeat of both teams and loss of LPs.

Unfortunately Mordekaiser rework have been postponed once again because other champions are in a dire need to have a rework before him.
In other news, Ryze will be getting his 37th rework in upcoming patch.

Lux and Ahri will be getting new skins in upcoming D/VA skin-line making it their 178th and 185th skin respectively.
Ivern is also expected to get his 3rd skin next season.

After a detailed discussion, RIOT team has came to conclusion that making players unlock champions by Blue Essence is very unhealthy for the game and players, thus from upcoming patch the only way to unlock champions will be from RNG Boxes and RP purchase.

RIOT realized how much players love Prestige skins, therefore they will be releasing atleast 2 Prestige skins every patch from now on.

Your League rank now plays as an important factor when applying in universities like Oxford, Harvard, Cambridge etc.

New players are forced to take a 5months 'League Admission' course on all champions, their skillset and game knowledge before they can start playing the game.

At the end of course, they need to clear an exam based on champions' stats and game mechs/strats where they need to score atleast 75% in order gain certification before they are allowed to play the game.

World leaders are also decided by their rank in League of Legends.

And lastly but not the least, as per the new International Law act 12.7b, after reaching the age of majority, everybody is mandated to take the 'League admission' 5months course and start playing league of legends atleast 4hours a day, upon clearing the exam.

The people who fails the exam must retake the course until they manage to get the certification.

As per the law I must conclude my post by saying this:
RIOT is Law, RIOT is Justice.


hilarious stuff...
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Postby Ameriganastan » Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:21 am

The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:53 pm



Its excellent.

I wish Leblanc and Vladimir could also be in the video.

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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:40 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:


Its excellent.

I wish Leblanc and Vladimir could also be in the video.

I'm still waiting for Gragas to get an appearance.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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