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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:42 pm

Andsed wrote:Wow Biteforce just fucking dispatched Uppercut like it was nothing. :blink:

I mean, we all knew it was gonna happen.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:45 pm

I'm hoping for Death Roll to be a dark horse to take the nut. This was a perfect fight.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:45 pm

Yeti got stomped. Damn.
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Andsed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:46 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Andsed wrote:Wow Biteforce just fucking dispatched Uppercut like it was nothing. :blink:

I mean, we all knew it was gonna happen.

I thought it would be one sided but not that one sided.

And speaking of one sided Death Roll just utterly destroyed Yeti.
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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:54 pm

Two champions, let's go.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:58 pm

What happened? I blinked and Quantum was dead.
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:59 pm

Well shit.
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Postby Andsed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:59 pm

Well Quantum was definitely put in a Tombstone.
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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:00 pm

Was kinda hoping for an upset, but Quantum does not have the right geometry for that.
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Postby Crysuko » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:02 pm

Rakdai wrote:Was kinda hoping for an upset, but Quantum does not have the right geometry for that.

if it has a corner or angle to catch, Tombstone will rip it apart
Quotes:
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Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

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Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:11 pm

Great driving and control fight. I have to give it to Whiplash.
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Postby Andsed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:12 pm

I think I would give the win to Whiplash due to their better driving though it is a hard decisions.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:27 pm

Blacksmith, can you ever do anything right?
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Rakdai
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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:27 pm

Al seemed happy, nothing fucked him over. Just a machine that could break his.
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Postby Andsed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:28 pm

Wow that was a poor showing by Blacksmith.
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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:29 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Blacksmith, can you ever do anything right?

What is with your hateboner with Witch Doctor? It's a great bot, and you continue your irrational hatred toward it.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:29 pm

Andsed wrote:Wow that was a poor showing by Blacksmith.

Is it ever not a poor showing from him? His robot sucks.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:31 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Andsed wrote:Wow that was a poor showing by Blacksmith.

Is it ever not a poor showing from him? His robot sucks.

And yet it made the top 16. Just because a bot isn't Tombstone doesn't mean it's terrible.
Bad days.

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Postby Andsed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:32 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Andsed wrote:Wow that was a poor showing by Blacksmith.

Is it ever not a poor showing from him? His robot sucks.

Eh I would not say it fully sucks. It has some major flaws but with some good driving it could do some damage.
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Postby Crysuko » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:33 pm

Rakdai wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Is it ever not a poor showing from him? His robot sucks.

And yet it made the top 16. Just because a bot isn't Tombstone doesn't mean it's terrible.

blacksmith = BS
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Official thread euthanologist
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs

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Rakdai
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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:41 pm

Personally hoping for Black Dragon, but I have no idea how this will go.
Bad days.

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Postby Andsed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:42 pm

I think Lockjaw deserves the win. They controlled the fight and dictated the action and did some serious damage.
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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:42 pm

Dammit.
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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:45 pm

Is he ever gonna learn to stop getting stuck in the saw slots? I remember he did that last season fighting Endgame.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Rakdai
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Postby Rakdai » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:45 pm

Andsed wrote:I think Lockjaw deserves the win. They controlled the fight and dictated the action and did some serious damage.

Lock-Jaw broke itself, like it does every fight. I seriously doubt that Lock-Jaw could beat Bite Force, which I think that Black Dragon could do.

I'm guessing that the scorecards gave control 2-0 to Lock-Jaw, 2-1 damage to Black Dragon and 1-1 tied aggression.
Bad days.

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