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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:05 pm

Dalvius wrote:Did IceWave compete in this season? I think he did but I need confirmation.

He did, but neither of his fights were aired. He didn't escape the round of 32.
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Ameri does the impossible.
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Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Aug 25, 2016 5:14 pm

That’s how you come back from the Olympic hiatus. Tombstone reaving a motherfucker.
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
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The Ameri Train.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Aug 25, 2016 5:38 pm

Yes! Mega Tento knocked out like the punk ass it is.
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Aug 25, 2016 5:58 pm

Oh my God, I fucking hate Chomp! She has done nothing in all her fights, and keeps going through.
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Moon rocks » Thu Aug 25, 2016 7:19 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Oh my God, I fucking hate Chomp! She has done nothing in all her fights, and keeps going through.

It's all luck that brought that thing this far, sheer dumb luck. That hammer of Chomp's broke the chain to Biteforce's weapon.

Personally, I think Biteforce was better off with the old design.
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Postby Moon rocks » Thu Aug 25, 2016 7:33 pm

Absolutely hate how Nightmare lost the match to Beta, I believe Jim Smentowski would have won by a judge's decision if his bot hadn't flipped. Also, given how funky Beta's wedge design is, Tombstone is going to have a very hard time hitting it. The previews confirmed my suspicions when I caught a brief clip of Tombstone's blade slipping on the wedge upon impact and causing itself to somersault in the air. That is going to be an extremely interesting fight...

Meanwhile, I am going to cheer for Poison Arrow, I hope that bot beats Bombshell and makes its way to the championship. The team leader is a very friendly looking guy. I reeeeeeeeeally don't expect Poison Arrow to beat Minotaur or Bronco though...
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Aug 25, 2016 7:38 pm

Moon rocks wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Oh my God, I fucking hate Chomp! She has done nothing in all her fights, and keeps going through.

It's all luck that brought that thing this far, sheer dumb luck. That hammer of Chomp's broke the chain to Biteforce's weapon.

Personally, I think Biteforce was better off with the old design.

It's that stupid new rule about the main weapon hits. She landed one hit, and that won her the match.

Moon rocks wrote:Absolutely hate how Nightmare lost the match to Beta, I believe Jim Smentowski would have won by a judge's decision if his bot hadn't flipped. Also, given how funky Beta's wedge design is, Tombstone is going to have a very hard time hitting it. The previews confirmed my suspicions when I caught a brief clip of Tombstone's blade slipping on the wedge upon impact and causing itself to somersault in the air. That is going to be an extremely interesting fight...

Yeah, Tombstone got screwed. Beta couldn't even land a hit.

Moon rocks wrote:Meanwhile, I am going to cheer for Poison Arrow, I hope that bot beats Bombshell and makes its way to the championship. The team leader is a very friendly looking guy. I reeeeeeeeeally don't expect Poison Arrow to beat Minotaur or Bronco though...

Still pulling for my dawg, Tombstone. Love to see him and Minotaur meet up, though.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Moon rocks » Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:02 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Still pulling for my dawg, Tombstone. Love to see him and Minotaur meet up, though.

Well, Minotaur is seemingly unstable when that drum is up to full speed, I feel like that would cause some very bad side effects if flipped by Bronco. This season is too wild for me to make speculations though lol... it might boil down to Yeti and Minotaur or Tombstone and Bronco. For all we know, Chomp and Poison Arrow's luck might carry them to fight each other in the Championships. The remaining bots are really good ones.

Also, in the match with Poison Arrow vs Hypershock, did you see the little green thing squirming on the starting box...? I wanted to know what the hell that was.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:16 pm

Moon rocks wrote:Also, in the match with Poison Arrow vs Hypershock, did you see the little green thing squirming on the starting box...? I wanted to know what the hell that was.

You saw that too? I thought I was imagining that thing.
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DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Moon rocks » Fri Aug 26, 2016 11:23 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:You saw that too? I thought I was imagining that thing.

I don't know what it is, I tried the wiki, official Battlebots site, and even Arrow.com and found nothing. More technical details covering the bot were on Reddit, they implied that it's a mini-bot and has a "tail" and basically does nothing but flop there. I am sure there's SOME reason behind its existence.

Oh, I found out Poison Arrow's drone is named Buzz! Buzz is very fortunate to avoid the garden rake.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 01, 2016 3:40 pm

Season 2 wraps up tonight. My top pick to win the Nut is Tombstone. But I wouldn't put Minotaur past the big upset and taking it all.
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:14 pm

Ha ha! No bullshit judge decision or lucky hit to save you this time, Chump. Go home.
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
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HulkAmeri
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Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:25 pm

Tombstone tore his ass up. No way that judge decision will go against him. beta only fired his hammer like, once.
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Moon rocks » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:26 pm

Ohhhhh boy, waiting on the judges' decision about Tombstone vs Beta...

I hope they pick Tombstone.

EDIT: Ohhhhhhh, they did!!!!
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:30 pm

Oh, man. Minotaur is going against Bronco. I like both of them...
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DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Moon rocks » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:35 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Oh, man. Minotaur is going against Bronco. I like both of them...

I would pick Minotaur over Bronco on that one, just out of preference, really.

About to watch Poison Arrow fight Bombshell, I hope PW wins. I like the friendly charm of the team behind Poison Arrow.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:41 pm

Man, he made Poison Arrow his bitch.
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Moon rocks » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:42 pm

I really wanted Poison Arrow to win... and Bombshell was obviously trying to hit the drone lol

Oh well, as if Bombshell could beat Minotaur or Bronco.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:54 pm

Holy shit, dude. He turned that Bronco into a gelding.
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The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Moon rocks » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:56 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Holy shit, dude. He turned that Bronco into a gelding.

I feel sorry for Bombshell, he gets to fight that little beast next.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:58 pm

Moon rocks wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Holy shit, dude. He turned that Bronco into a gelding.

I feel sorry for Bombshell, he gets to fight that little beast next.

I don't. I want his lard ass out, so I can see my dream final of Tombstone and Minotaur happen.
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DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:12 pm

Fuck! There goes my dream final.
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DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Moon rocks » Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:13 pm

Um... I have no words for Bombshell's victory.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:14 pm

Moon rocks wrote:Um... I have no words for Bombshell's victory.

I have a few. Dead man. Cause Tombstone is gonna rip him to shreds when he's done with Yeti.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Moon rocks » Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:17 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I have a few. Dead man. Cause Tombstone is gonna rip him to shreds when he's done with Yeti.

Barring any odd intervention of a definitely biased divine power, I'd say Tombstone would tear through Yeti and Bombshell for sure.

I reeeeeeeeally hope we get to see a rumble tonight.
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