Rainbledon: My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Thread

[Lord Dominator]

Watching Rainbow Rocks makes me hate Flash Sentry more

I hate Timber Spruce a well

And on to Tales of Canterlot High (of which Netflix has but 3)!

[Lord Dominator]

I hate Timber Spruce a well

And on to Tales of Canterlot High (of which Netflix has but 3)!

"This place has no walls!" Pinkie Pie, as she plays with the camera

[Tokuopolis]

I hate Timber Spruce a well

And on to Tales of Canterlot High (of which Netflix has but 3)!

There are only 3 episodes.

[Lord Dominator]

And on to Tales of Canterlot High (of which Netflix has but 3)!

There are only 3 episodes.

Yes, I did find that out. Assumed there would have been more

[Lord Dominator]

"She's a pony who would call a Tyrannosaurus Rex 'cute and misunderstood'" - part of a comment about Fluttershy on fimfiction

[Lord Dominator]

So, anyone know of any decent Equestria flags (fanart, show, or otherwise), cause I've been trying to find one for a rp nation and can't seem to find anything decent

[Ameriganastan]

So, anyone know of any decent Equestria flags (fanart, show, or otherwise), cause I've been trying to find one for a rp nation and can't seem to find anything decent

Like this?

[Lord Dominator]

So, anyone know of any decent Equestria flags (fanart, show, or otherwise), cause I've been trying to find one for a rp nation and can't seem to find anything decent

Like this?

Yes, thank you

[Socialist Czechia]

sunrise

[Ostroeuropa]

What Poneses content exists since the end of Pones: The Hasbroing movie? (The latest movie.)

[Lord Dominator]

What Poneses content exists since the end of Pones: The Hasbroing movie? (The latest movie.)

Are we talking fan stuff, cause I have no idea on that, or show stuff, with which we have half or so of season 8?

[Ostroeuropa]

What Poneses content exists since the end of Pones: The Hasbroing movie? (The latest movie.)

Are we talking fan stuff, cause I have no idea on that, or show stuff, with which we have half or so of season 8?

Okey doke, season 8 it is.

School Daze 1:

Shilling for the movie is pretty blatant, but it's blatant enough that it's actually humorous.
"Hey, hey guys, look at all this cool shit we're talking about. See the movie."

Map got bigger.
"Done everything here, no friendship problems. Go further afield."

Open a school?
Oh no. Oh no. Is this the season premise?

Twilight didn't even bother to learn the law before trying to look after peoples children.

Also, Celestia casually confirms Equestria is a constitutional monarchy. Notably, this took several seasons to get brought up, suggesting that maybe it's a recent thing after all her constant and very public fuck ups.

Chancellor neighsay, lol.

"Can we trust you?" - Panel

"PROJECT FEAR!!!! TERRIFYING MONSTERS EXIST IN SOME PLACES." - Twilight

She's learning politics well.

They couldn't build a nature reserve, but managed to coordinate to build a school. Lesson learned first time, plot hole, or just evidence they were screwing with fluttershy? You decide.

Speaking of messing with fluttershy, why make her a teacher? Isn't that, like, her worst nightmare?

"Are you sure you want us to be teachers Twilight?"

And then Twilight doesn't answer the question and changes the subject, AGAIN, while project fearing the pones and being like "They're super strict and you need to obey the rules.". She really is becoming a politician.

"It's not just ponies."

Oh.
!!!

ALL THE KINGDOMS!

It's probably not true. Just the ones close by.

Griffins are going to be a problem yeah.
They're learning friendship from Gilda, who was basically a shit friend right up until she briefly made up with rainbow dash, which was apparently sufficient to make her qualified to teach it to her entire species, despite having about 30 seconds experience of being a good one.

Dragons.

Changelings not allowed to be changelings? That's pretty fucked mate.

Oh, the hippogriffs. Their presence basically making sexual tension between the griffins and ponies spike into levels none of them considered before.

I realized the villain of this opener is ignorance. Escalation!

Applejack turns it into apple propoganda, thereby showing the problem of capitalist interests having influence over education.

Song is okay.

Oh no, racism from the dragons. To be fair though, it's towards the Yaks, the worst race.

"Everypony, i mean, everyone." structural linguistic racism.

Twilights sudden lurch to the far-right during the movie where she suddenly decided friendship is wasted on foreigners apparently stuck and now she's just a conservative who doesn't like change.

Rarity is so superficial someone who has known her a day can impersonate her well enough to fool one of her best friends who has known her years.

OH NO.
There's six of them. Is that what we're doing? It's the poneses show, we can't have just one poneses in the show.

What did the changeling turn into? Bah.

A giant monster, got it.

"HOW DARE U, this act of aggression against pones!"

Oh wow. Racism again.

"These creatures." darn.

Oh hey, Twi, neighsay agrees with you from the movie. Friendship is for pones.

"Your kind." kay, racism.

TFW a school administrator causes international balkanization of your empire.

"Higher standards for who was admitted." lol.

"By order of EA, I am shutting this school down!"

EA is worst villain.
Oh, EEA, got it.

School Daze 2, electric boogaloo:

Recap.
Starlight still isn't in the intro.
Luna is, she's been in less episodes, but starlight isn't.

Twi, since you became a princess, your fuck ups have become exponential. You basically undid the work of years in a day and lost a bunch of vassals. "Allies" you call them, but they were vassals.

Starlight "Ima lecture you.".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBVd0zOAYA4

Starlight trying to subvert democracy and shill for absolute monarchism.

"You're right! Let's have a coup!" - Twilight Sparkle, 2018.

"Our student is gone!"

They dun run offed.

"There will be retribution!" he said, to the celestial princesses and the avatar of magic. Though then again, they constantly fuck up, so who knows, horse-pigeon might manage it.

"Oh yeah? World war? We're game! Let's DOW everyone!" Said Germany. I mean, the Dragons.

Then griffins and yaks get involved.

Changelings try to stay out with it, being USSR and ignoring that Germany literally just said they want to invade everyone, including them.

Someone is hiding them. They don't suspect the pone. Yeah, it was obvious.

Castle of the two sisters. "History of pre-equestrian friendships." So, the civil war. Not sure what it's supposed to teach other than "Don't."

Pony offers six cupcakes and other creatures act degenerate, just smooshing their face into the whole batch. Yeah, equestria needs to spread civilization more.

I'm surprised none of them freaked out when SUDDENLY SEAPONE.

Hmm. They're referencing classes of specific pones. They're replacing the mane 6 aren't they, oh god.

Fly, you fools. You've done it before.

Rarity casually torturing enemy combatants

The pone was like "Yeah dude, i told you, they're superheroes."

Every creature? God, no, just go back to everyone. Twilight, you're only saying that because Celestia did and you heard her doing it, you're copying her because you don't realize she's a doofus.

"WAR!"

"Wait, what?"

Twilight successfully gets hostages from all the vassals.

Twilight obliterates democracy and the rule of law and everyone cheers. THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE.

"I respectfully ask you to step aside." Said the monarch, to the person with legal authority over this matter.

THE GREATER GOOD.

Neighsay being racist in front of the other leaders, they start to advance to deal with him, and then Celestia just goes;
"Hang on, let me throw Twilight under the bus real quick." ("Hang on, please, i'm sure Twilight has an explanation for everything.") I cracked up and haven't stopped laughing yet. Twi, she's a troll. She's been trolling you for years. When will you learn? This is literally her only move. She button mashes it.
LOOK AT IT.
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SHE DID IT AGAIN.
AGAIN!
SHE DID IT AGAIN.

She was like; "Oh shit, a problem. Twilight, you have to fix it." AGAIN, I'm still laughing and the episode already ended, I had to edit this in.

"I seem to recall we decided racism was bad when we founded our nation on that principle. We celebrate it once a year."
"Yeah, you're right, i'll leave."

A new photo, maybe Starlight will finally be in the intro.

"Guess I make a pretty good guidance councillor, huh."

Starlight you acted as twilights psychologist for five minutes and democracy was destroyed. Why did we let a political extremist and dictator have access to the princess again?

Episode 3; The Maud Couple

Maud comedy.
Awkward comedy.

The thing is, with Pinkie Pie endorsing her as a comic genius, people are just going to assume Maud is like, a super edgy and cutting edge comedian and they're just not smart enough to get it. They're gonna be like; "Oh wow, if Pinkie thinks she's funny then it must be true."

If that's the plot, then I guessed it.

New intro! Woohoo!

And now Luna is joined by the Crystal empire crew. So presumably the next time Twi bursts in to find them all just kinda facing forward, zoning out a bit, they'll be there too.

The timing joke genuinely got me.

Pinkie got stood up.

Maud can elude Pinkie, Rainbow Dash couldn't, but then again that was manic Pinkie.

Starlight hasn't seen pinkie have a mental breakdown yet.

"I am currently" pone is lul

Oh. Maud has a boyfriend. That's what she was interrupted from saying. It's him.

She said it, there we go.

"A whah?" Pinkie lol.

"We have a lot in common." yeah. Is this when Pinkie realizes her sister isn't actually all this shit Pinkie thinks she is?

I hope they drop the technically stuff soon.

Oh no.

Stick/Rock show is an interesting thing.

He's more annoying than Maud.

"That also sounds like Maud."
I like how Starlight thinks the two descriptions are compatible. She is Maud's friend too after all.

Back into Pinkies secret cellar that reminds me of cupcakes.

Dude, party cavern is better anyway.

Idk dude. She loves her sister, she'll put up with shit from her that she wouldn't from others and find it endearing.

Yeah, Maud basically confirms what I just said. "Because they make you happy."

"Everything about him makes me happy."
Daw.

Pinkie, you're being a total cockblocker for your sister here.

Hey, Pinkie, he said Cya later and didn't even think about it for a few minutes.

"I'm not shy, and I hate animals."

Oh god, we get to see Pinkies understanding of her friends.

"Fashion."

"APPLES."

"SLOW AND STEADY."

"I never learned to read."

"What if I don't like cupcakes."
lol.

"I'm not jealous."

"What does he have that I don't!" - Pinkie

...
Um.
Uuuuuuummmmmmmmm....

"I should crack open mudbriar like a rock."

oh no.

An olive branch, that's sweet.

Is his idea to literally replace her with a cardboard cut out?

That's kind of fucking weird man. Imagine going to that party. What does that say about the guests? did they not notice? Isn't it a bit offensive? I guess they're used to maud though.

"This is my favorite party ever."

Okay.

[Socialist Czechia]

too much mane

classy moon

brave little fella

that escalated quickly

pony drama

headcanon accepted

[Ostroeuropa]

Season 8 4; fake it til you make it.

Oh god it's a rarity episode. No wait, fluttershy, i'm on board.

"That sounds serious."

So flutters knows theory and is bad at practice when it comes to sewing. Okay.

why on earth would you ask rainbow dash and fucking pinkie pie to run your store?
Oh great, everyone before flutters. This is why I don't like rarity.

Fluttershy knows fashion. She was a model. Gawd.

New Intro.

The first customers incoherent demand made me think loudly "Go fuck yourself." I'm probably not cut out for customer service. Or is that what everyone thinks?

Rarity, just close the shop for a day, god.

Oh good, the animals are here, everything will be fine.

"Ever since you convinced them to live in my place of business, they've been helpful." That's good, because otherwise that was kind of a dick move.

Rarity is worst pony and associates with the worst ponies for her job.

Continuity is off ;(

Damn flutters that was some pretty good waffling about the threadcount.

Oh no. Is Flutters going to be a rarity from now on.

Even rarity knows manehattanites are assholes, but she aspires to be like them.

Look how superficial and nonsensical flutters is able to be and still convince these people to buy products. The entire city has a culture based on being pretentious, obnoxious, and judgemental.

Oh no, fluttershy becoming too much of an asshole. This happens every time she sticks up for herself.

First decent customer. "I didn't understand any of that so i don't care about it." Well done.

"Woke."

Goth fluttershy.

Oh no, she was mean to the animals.

Flutters, you've sold a few things, close up and call quits.

Dayum, go back to the forest.

Why go to Spike?

Because he's used to charades? Okay.

"I understand why you're acting like an asshole for these customers."- Twilight. Even Twilight knows about manehattan.

"I wouldn't trust these horrible ponies (my customers) to run my shop." - Rarity

"It's lovely rarity." "That'll be 20,000 bits."

5

"the fastest", dash immediately interested.

"The coolest.", they're really selling it for her.

She's not going to get to ride it, I can tell.

Applejack is best pone.

Golden delicious confirmed for a mare. (I wasn't sure)

The grannies will wander off, it will be fine.

Don't they need a unicorn to do the cloudwalking spell?

Oh, floating islands and infrastructure, okay.
I guess Pegasi were like; "Maybe our city might have more business if it weren't lethal for earth ponies."

Fimflam statue, oh no.

The ghost of applejack.

sugarbooger. lol

grannies have wandered off. It will be fine.

Rainbow dash ruins everything.

Vinyl Scratch is equestrias only DJ.

Is that Trixies dad?

"Most dangerous magical feat known to pony kind."

The truth is, it's Applejacks fault.

As soon as they learn Applejack was involved, it makes sense to them. Does to me too tbh. Remember when she put two football helmets with pillows stapped to the side on Applebloom? Yeah.

Rainbow Dash is now an old mare.

Ghost of applejack.

The end.

6.

We're glowing!

The Map summoned three children to travel miles and miles away by themselves.

Twilight is going too I guess.

"The social structure of the hippogriffs is a bit of a mystery." Gj celestia. 2000 years of academia right there. It's fine, Twilight will fix it.

Seaquestria ;(

"Wait, what?" Lol applejack defeated him by herself. Oh, wait, applebloom is embelleshing, that's even better.

Zoom in on the hippogriff butt.

ATTENTION DUELISTS.

Seapones. Reminder that Hippogriffs had to hide for decades and Celestia wasn't like; "Hey what happened to our neighbors.", in fact she thought they were still around and was like; "Hey twilight, go fetch them, let them know they're at war with our enemies now because I said so.". Diplomacy! Trade!
Equestrian Stagnation!

"Everygriff." RAAARGGHH!!!!

Are they about to feed Twilight meat?
"Salmon juice.". Hmm.

Why does he have to make up his mind?

Divorce?

Shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo.

Oh my god, Scootaloo. "This must be just like flying.", right in the feels.

Remember when they sang a whole song about how this place was totally shit and there was nothing to do down here underwater? Yeah. Guess that's out.

SCRAWWWWWW. Screeching competition? Lol.

Oh no song time. Will it be any good?

Intents and porpoises.

Dude, just put like, stairs leading from one to the other and put the pearl there. With guards though, because yeah, equestria.

Oh my fucking god.
Terramar(ine).

Everycreature. No. Stop. Stop. It's fine, be racist, go back to anypony.

So how does this relationship between the dad and mom work?

Gz crusaders, you fixed a problem.

lol scootaloo.

the end.

7.

Horse play.

Onesversary. 1,111 years? Okey doke.

A play about the first sunrise, great.

Celestia is prancing, oh gosh.

The star of the play. Celestia episode woohoo. I wonder if Luna will turn up.

The premise suggests the conflict will arise from Celestia being terrible and Twilight freaking out over her spilling spaghetti in front of all her subjects.

Gosh, zoned out and remembered Celestias Ballad for a bit. Still tear up a bit.

Everyone is like; "Twilight, we just wanted to put on a play, and you've caused another crazy incident that will make our lives stressful."

Starlight lol. "You're not a princess princess."

It's true though, you're like, what, 18? 20? Whatever, not like, a god whose been around thousands of years. Just a particularly powerful sorceror who ascended to godhood.

Damn, attrition on the sunrise.

here it comes.

oh god what was that.

Be louder Celestia.

that was a good one, the excited one, just roll with that.

Is celestia trolling again? I can't tell.

Rainbow Dash dooms equestria.

"Just a bright light of hope being snuffed."

French pones. Oh, Prench, from Prance, I forgot.

Celestia is a dumbhorse.

Luna is here.

Trixie is a back alley midnight firework salespone. This is not at all suprising.

Celestia heard you say she's shit.
"Twilight, moon."

"This play is a disaster."
"Fortunately I know a thing or two about how to deal with those."- Celestia.

If I was eating, i'd have choked. Is she just going to shove twilight on stage? is that the plan?

"We forgot the sun."

Isn't Luna gonna be pissed off about this? "The fuck?! It's night! go away!"

And then celestia trolled them, the end.

8

Sunburst treats his mail like I do.

My butt is glowing.

Spike is funny.

"Dad treats me like a filly."

Why not tell him you're a supervillain who enslaved and brainwashed an entire village and tried to destroy the space time continuum? I think that'd just about do it.

Oh my god, does it run in the family? Have her parents taken over sires hollow?

Development committee.

Ahhhh, development committee VS preservation society.

starlight just goes for brute force, good going.

Dwarven bread.

The gate "Okay its annoying i get it."

Sunburst, just explain you're like, the chief magical theorist in the crystal empire. You work directly for Princess Cadence and Shining Armor. Yeah she's worst princess, but still.

The dad's historical materialism approach to friendship problems appeals to me.

They have like, the wrong parents. They should switch.

They're avoiding their parents. "Ofcourse."

"This is a terrible apology."

Ohh. He's treating her like a child because she went nuts and took over a village and its his best idea. Fair enough. It's not like there's a common solution for it.

Staring at her sons butt.

The end.

[Lord Dominator]

Meeting Daybreaker

[Bearon Uncensored]

I recently started MLP at the behest of a friend. It's pretty decent.

[Ameriganastan]

I recently started MLP at the behest of a friend. It's pretty decent.

The question must be asked: Got a favorite?

[Bearon Uncensored]

I recently started MLP at the behest of a friend. It's pretty decent.

The question must be asked: Got a favorite?

Applejack remains a bastion of sense in the nonsensical which I appreciate. Fluttershy is adorable even if she doesn't get enough screen time.

[Olthar]

I recently started MLP at the behest of a friend. It's pretty decent.

Wow, you're starting late. Are you going to binge watch all seven and a half seasons?

[Bearon Uncensored]

I recently started MLP at the behest of a friend. It's pretty decent.

Wow, you're starting late. Are you going to binge watch all seven and a half seasons?

Of course.

[Ameriganastan]

Wow, you're starting late. Are you going to binge watch all seven and a half seasons?

Of course.

Piece of advice: When you get to season 2, just skip the episode called "The Mysterious Mare Do Well".

[Lord Dominator]

The question must be asked: Got a favorite?

Applejack remains a bastion of sense in the nonsensical which I appreciate. Fluttershy is adorable even if she doesn't get enough screen time.

I'm fairly sure disliking Fluttershy is grounds for being declared a horrible person

[Socialist Czechia]

Applejack remains a bastion of sense in the nonsensical which I appreciate. Fluttershy is adorable even if she doesn't get enough screen time.

I'm fairly sure disliking Fluttershy is grounds for being declared a horrible person

"Let's get out of this aura of positivity before it consumes us."

[Bearon Uncensored]

Of course.

Piece of advice: When you get to season 2, just skip the episode called "The Mysterious Mare Do Well".

Too late. I appreciate the attempt though.

[Tokuopolis]

The Shocking Truth!